The elf master starts from the big stomach king
Chapter 23: 23 things with the fat man
"Are you satisfied?"
There was unconcealable pride in his tone, which was clearly a provocation. After hearing this, the fat man felt a surge of anger in his heart. However, the calm expression on the other party's face made him feel as if he had punched the air. .
The fat man was not the kind of person who made trouble unreasonably, but he still cursed in a low voice angrily, "The villain succeeds", and then lowered his head to check the condition of the bronze elephant.
'Man' is as its name suggests, bronze elephant, which is an elephant made of copper.
At this time, the bronze elephant seemed to be 'rusty', with halo-like purple markings appearing on its mud-orange body, eroding the bronze elephant's body like a virus, and it looked a bit scary.
"What's going on? How did it become like this?"
During the battle, most of the fat man's body was shrouded in the sun, making it difficult to see clearly. When Li Fangzun got closer and saw his panicked and immature face, he realized that the other man was about the same age as himself.
However, the arrogant look just now really made people want to punch him twice.
"Do you have any "antidote" with you? "
The fat man raised his head and said with an expression of 'You are an idiot, I am speechless to you': "If there is a treatment machine in the club, why should we bring "antidote"! ? "
The veins on his forehead bulged. Li Fangzun scolded the fat man for being too irritating, and lamented the wealth of the Super God Battle Club, because the selling price of an elf treatment machine is as high as 500 million US dollars. To exchange it for RMB, it must be multiplied by 7!
"Then why are you still standing there!?" Li Fangzun decided not to coddle this fat man anymore, and said disdainfully: "Why don't you take the bronze elephant back to the elf ball, and hurry up and get treatment."
"Oh, oh!" The fat man nodded in response as if he suddenly woke up, then took out the elf ball and took the bronze elephant back.
Li Fangzun looked at his leaving figure with a faint smile. Then he thought that he had not confirmed the contract with him yet, so he took the little Kirby back to the poke ball and hurriedly chased after him.
The Super God Battle Club is very stylish. The inside of the elevator is the same as the usual ones, but the outside is made to look like the 80s. There is a semicircular sign at the top and a long pointer pointing to the number 2.
"This fat man can run very fast."
Li Fangzun smiled and cursed when he saw it, and at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he knew where the other party was going.
"Ding~"
The elevator door opened, and several people walked out. Li Fangzun went in after seeing no one coming out.
Following the signs, Li Fangzun found the treatment area in the club and had to sigh again at how rich he was.
Three treatment machines were lined up side by side, and seven or eight people were queuing up in front of each treatment machine. It was not known whether the elf was really injured, or whether the drunkard was not interested in drinking, but for the beautiful woman waiting next to the treatment machine.
In addition, a leisure area has been opened here, where you can order a cup of coffee or juice and sit down with friends to chat.
Li Fangzun saw the fat man queuing up. When he walked past, he heard something that attracted him, so he stopped and listened carefully.
"I heard that there are many good players participating in this Lugia Cup."
"Who said no!"
"Snake, the Coen Brothers, Wilson Cho, and Aaron."
"Eh? Who is this Aaron? I've never heard of him."
"Are you ignorant~"
"Stop talking nonsense and talk quickly."
"Aaron's full name is Aaron Wald."
"Wald?!"
"What? You still don't understand!?"
"Do you think there is anyone in Los Angeles who is more famous than that Wald!?"
Various slangs and usages, Westerners create many English words every day, so English has a lot of vocabulary, but very few are used.Therefore, it is very common in the West to have the same name, and there are many people with the same name and surname.
But in Los Angeles, when it comes to Wald, nine out of ten people will think of the same person, and the remaining one is definitely not a native of Los Angeles.
Li Fangzun was the remaining one, and the person who asked the question was one of the nine people. He immediately showed a look of surprise, with some emotion and some agreement, but in the end it turned into confusion.
"Although he is the son of Wald, I haven't heard of anyone that he has fought with. If he is put together with the previous ones, he is too underestimated, right!? If they fight, Aaron will definitely lose in the end."
"Is your home in the deep mountains and old forests?! The Los Angeles Times reported some time ago that Aaron will not compete with them in this big reform of the Lugia Cup."
"what!?"
"Tell me now."
Li Fangzun listened attentively and attentively.
"What are you doing here?!"
A scream of "Ah" spread across the wide area, immediately covering everyone
Someone's eyes were attracted.
Li Fangzun also looked at the fat man covering his nose with an embarrassed look on his face, complaining in his heart that the job was over.
"You...hiss~ why are you hitting people!?"
After being hit on the nose, no matter how strong a tough guy is, he will feel an extremely uncomfortable soreness, let alone a pampered fat man. His eyes were wet, and he pointed at Li Fangzun and said indignantly.
Li Fangzun didn't want to lose his job, so he couldn't be humbled. He couldn't bear it, so he had to use heavy medicine to divert the fat man's attention. So he bluntly said: "You don't know that tapping someone on the shoulder from behind is a bad thing." Is this a taboo?! Although my reaction was a bit extreme, it is normal. You might be the same as me, so I will not apologize."
"you…"
The fat man didn't know whether he was angry or in pain. The hand pointing at Li Fangzun was shaking.
Li Fangzun waved his right hand and interrupted him directly: "Besides, we agreed that I would sign the contract if I beat you, but who knew you would suddenly run away."
"When will I..."
Before the fat man could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Li Fangzun, who almost caused internal injuries.
"Do you think fighting against people weaker than you can help you improve? Or do you just like bullying people weaker than you?"
The fat man was furious, put down the hand covering his nose, and then puffed out his chest and said loudly: "How could I be such a person!"
Although he looked upright, the two nosebleeds hanging under his nose looked a bit funny. Li Fangzun suppressed the smile in his heart and said, "I don't believe it."
"Really, you have to trust me."
The fat man was anxious. It was his father's arrangement for him to come to the club. If word spread that he only picked on weak people and beat them... The fat man thought of this and subconsciously touched his butt.
"I still don't believe it, unless I come to fight you in the future."
"Oh~ So you want to be my sparring partner~"
Damn it, fat man, can't you act in a way that suits your character?Why are you so smart? ?
Li Fangzun cursed in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: "I am so strong, some people are willing to find me as a sparring partner, and you are the best one."
The fat man thought there was some truth to what he said, but what Li Fangzun said next made him so angry that he almost cursed his mother.
"I'll tell my sparring friends later and tell them not to be your sparring partners, for fear of beating you into isolation."
"I'm backing you...what are you doing?!" Fatty looked at Li Fangzun taking out his cell phone, swallowed the curse words that came to his lips, and then asked suspiciously
Li Fangzun said matter-of-factly: "Take a photo and send it to my friends, so they know what you look like."
"Don't take pictures, don't take pictures..." The fat man covered his face with one hand and reached out to grab Li Fangzun's cell phone with the other.
Li Fangzun dodged easily and continued to strike: "Don't cover your face. You will only bully people who are weaker than you anyway."
"Big brother~ I call you big brother..."
Li Fangzun looked at the fat man's crying face and felt it was funny, so he quickly said: "No, no, no, please call me John."
"Brother John..."
The shout of "Brother John" made Li Fangzun get goosebumps. He stretched out his hand to signal him to be quiet, and then said: "Let's stop talking. If you sign a contract with me, I won't tell others that you like to bully the weak."
"I didn't bully the weak." The fat man shouted with grievance.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you whether you agree or not." Li Fangzun didn't dare to tease him anymore and said quickly.
"Are you serious?"
Li Fangzun pointed to his face and said solemnly: "I swear by this handsome face."
"Really shameless."
Li Fangzun raised his eyebrows when he heard the fat man's muttering, "What did you say?"
The fat man trembled, and he waved his hands quickly and said, "I mean, I am so lucky to meet a man who is as powerful as you are handsome, big brother."
Li Fangzun once again changed his mind about the fat man. He was really shameless. Then he patted him on the shoulder and said with a teachable expression: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go."
"Go...where?" the fat man asked with a confused look on his face.
Li Fangzun said angrily: "Of course I go to the front desk to sign the contract."
"Ah!" The fat man nodded repeatedly as if he had suddenly come to his senses: "Yes, yes, yes... Brother, be careful, go this way."
Li Fangzun resisted the urge to give the fat man a thumbs up. It was so shameless.
If the fat man knew what he was thinking, he would definitely retort: "This is called a man who can bend and stretch."
When other people in the hall saw this scene, the same thought came to their minds: two deep wells!
There was unconcealable pride in his tone, which was clearly a provocation. After hearing this, the fat man felt a surge of anger in his heart. However, the calm expression on the other party's face made him feel as if he had punched the air. .
The fat man was not the kind of person who made trouble unreasonably, but he still cursed in a low voice angrily, "The villain succeeds", and then lowered his head to check the condition of the bronze elephant.
'Man' is as its name suggests, bronze elephant, which is an elephant made of copper.
At this time, the bronze elephant seemed to be 'rusty', with halo-like purple markings appearing on its mud-orange body, eroding the bronze elephant's body like a virus, and it looked a bit scary.
"What's going on? How did it become like this?"
During the battle, most of the fat man's body was shrouded in the sun, making it difficult to see clearly. When Li Fangzun got closer and saw his panicked and immature face, he realized that the other man was about the same age as himself.
However, the arrogant look just now really made people want to punch him twice.
"Do you have any "antidote" with you? "
The fat man raised his head and said with an expression of 'You are an idiot, I am speechless to you': "If there is a treatment machine in the club, why should we bring "antidote"! ? "
The veins on his forehead bulged. Li Fangzun scolded the fat man for being too irritating, and lamented the wealth of the Super God Battle Club, because the selling price of an elf treatment machine is as high as 500 million US dollars. To exchange it for RMB, it must be multiplied by 7!
"Then why are you still standing there!?" Li Fangzun decided not to coddle this fat man anymore, and said disdainfully: "Why don't you take the bronze elephant back to the elf ball, and hurry up and get treatment."
"Oh, oh!" The fat man nodded in response as if he suddenly woke up, then took out the elf ball and took the bronze elephant back.
Li Fangzun looked at his leaving figure with a faint smile. Then he thought that he had not confirmed the contract with him yet, so he took the little Kirby back to the poke ball and hurriedly chased after him.
The Super God Battle Club is very stylish. The inside of the elevator is the same as the usual ones, but the outside is made to look like the 80s. There is a semicircular sign at the top and a long pointer pointing to the number 2.
"This fat man can run very fast."
Li Fangzun smiled and cursed when he saw it, and at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he knew where the other party was going.
"Ding~"
The elevator door opened, and several people walked out. Li Fangzun went in after seeing no one coming out.
Following the signs, Li Fangzun found the treatment area in the club and had to sigh again at how rich he was.
Three treatment machines were lined up side by side, and seven or eight people were queuing up in front of each treatment machine. It was not known whether the elf was really injured, or whether the drunkard was not interested in drinking, but for the beautiful woman waiting next to the treatment machine.
In addition, a leisure area has been opened here, where you can order a cup of coffee or juice and sit down with friends to chat.
Li Fangzun saw the fat man queuing up. When he walked past, he heard something that attracted him, so he stopped and listened carefully.
"I heard that there are many good players participating in this Lugia Cup."
"Who said no!"
"Snake, the Coen Brothers, Wilson Cho, and Aaron."
"Eh? Who is this Aaron? I've never heard of him."
"Are you ignorant~"
"Stop talking nonsense and talk quickly."
"Aaron's full name is Aaron Wald."
"Wald?!"
"What? You still don't understand!?"
"Do you think there is anyone in Los Angeles who is more famous than that Wald!?"
Various slangs and usages, Westerners create many English words every day, so English has a lot of vocabulary, but very few are used.Therefore, it is very common in the West to have the same name, and there are many people with the same name and surname.
But in Los Angeles, when it comes to Wald, nine out of ten people will think of the same person, and the remaining one is definitely not a native of Los Angeles.
Li Fangzun was the remaining one, and the person who asked the question was one of the nine people. He immediately showed a look of surprise, with some emotion and some agreement, but in the end it turned into confusion.
"Although he is the son of Wald, I haven't heard of anyone that he has fought with. If he is put together with the previous ones, he is too underestimated, right!? If they fight, Aaron will definitely lose in the end."
"Is your home in the deep mountains and old forests?! The Los Angeles Times reported some time ago that Aaron will not compete with them in this big reform of the Lugia Cup."
"what!?"
"Tell me now."
Li Fangzun listened attentively and attentively.
"What are you doing here?!"
A scream of "Ah" spread across the wide area, immediately covering everyone
Someone's eyes were attracted.
Li Fangzun also looked at the fat man covering his nose with an embarrassed look on his face, complaining in his heart that the job was over.
"You...hiss~ why are you hitting people!?"
After being hit on the nose, no matter how strong a tough guy is, he will feel an extremely uncomfortable soreness, let alone a pampered fat man. His eyes were wet, and he pointed at Li Fangzun and said indignantly.
Li Fangzun didn't want to lose his job, so he couldn't be humbled. He couldn't bear it, so he had to use heavy medicine to divert the fat man's attention. So he bluntly said: "You don't know that tapping someone on the shoulder from behind is a bad thing." Is this a taboo?! Although my reaction was a bit extreme, it is normal. You might be the same as me, so I will not apologize."
"you…"
The fat man didn't know whether he was angry or in pain. The hand pointing at Li Fangzun was shaking.
Li Fangzun waved his right hand and interrupted him directly: "Besides, we agreed that I would sign the contract if I beat you, but who knew you would suddenly run away."
"When will I..."
Before the fat man could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Li Fangzun, who almost caused internal injuries.
"Do you think fighting against people weaker than you can help you improve? Or do you just like bullying people weaker than you?"
The fat man was furious, put down the hand covering his nose, and then puffed out his chest and said loudly: "How could I be such a person!"
Although he looked upright, the two nosebleeds hanging under his nose looked a bit funny. Li Fangzun suppressed the smile in his heart and said, "I don't believe it."
"Really, you have to trust me."
The fat man was anxious. It was his father's arrangement for him to come to the club. If word spread that he only picked on weak people and beat them... The fat man thought of this and subconsciously touched his butt.
"I still don't believe it, unless I come to fight you in the future."
"Oh~ So you want to be my sparring partner~"
Damn it, fat man, can't you act in a way that suits your character?Why are you so smart? ?
Li Fangzun cursed in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: "I am so strong, some people are willing to find me as a sparring partner, and you are the best one."
The fat man thought there was some truth to what he said, but what Li Fangzun said next made him so angry that he almost cursed his mother.
"I'll tell my sparring friends later and tell them not to be your sparring partners, for fear of beating you into isolation."
"I'm backing you...what are you doing?!" Fatty looked at Li Fangzun taking out his cell phone, swallowed the curse words that came to his lips, and then asked suspiciously
Li Fangzun said matter-of-factly: "Take a photo and send it to my friends, so they know what you look like."
"Don't take pictures, don't take pictures..." The fat man covered his face with one hand and reached out to grab Li Fangzun's cell phone with the other.
Li Fangzun dodged easily and continued to strike: "Don't cover your face. You will only bully people who are weaker than you anyway."
"Big brother~ I call you big brother..."
Li Fangzun looked at the fat man's crying face and felt it was funny, so he quickly said: "No, no, no, please call me John."
"Brother John..."
The shout of "Brother John" made Li Fangzun get goosebumps. He stretched out his hand to signal him to be quiet, and then said: "Let's stop talking. If you sign a contract with me, I won't tell others that you like to bully the weak."
"I didn't bully the weak." The fat man shouted with grievance.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you whether you agree or not." Li Fangzun didn't dare to tease him anymore and said quickly.
"Are you serious?"
Li Fangzun pointed to his face and said solemnly: "I swear by this handsome face."
"Really shameless."
Li Fangzun raised his eyebrows when he heard the fat man's muttering, "What did you say?"
The fat man trembled, and he waved his hands quickly and said, "I mean, I am so lucky to meet a man who is as powerful as you are handsome, big brother."
Li Fangzun once again changed his mind about the fat man. He was really shameless. Then he patted him on the shoulder and said with a teachable expression: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go."
"Go...where?" the fat man asked with a confused look on his face.
Li Fangzun said angrily: "Of course I go to the front desk to sign the contract."
"Ah!" The fat man nodded repeatedly as if he had suddenly come to his senses: "Yes, yes, yes... Brother, be careful, go this way."
Li Fangzun resisted the urge to give the fat man a thumbs up. It was so shameless.
If the fat man knew what he was thinking, he would definitely retort: "This is called a man who can bend and stretch."
When other people in the hall saw this scene, the same thought came to their minds: two deep wells!
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