The elf master starts from the big stomach king

"Your information has been registered."

"Thank you." Li Fangzun took the employee card and said to the red-haired woman Irene with a smile.

"Good luck."

Li Fangzun didn't notice the deep meaning in Irene's eyes. He thanked her again and turned to leave.

Where to go?Of course it's the battle venue on the third floor.

However, 8 good places were already occupied. Li Fangzun turned his head and said, "Let's go somewhere else, fat man."

"Don't call me fat!"

Speaking is an art, which means don't say bad things about people and don't expose their shortcomings.

It is really rude to call others fat all the time, and others will naturally be angry.

Li Fangzun said with an expression that said there was nothing he could do about it: "I introduced myself at the beginning, but you still haven't told me your name. If I don't call you, what would you call me fat?!"

"I..." After all, he couldn't stand upright because he was wrong. The fat man seemed to be sulking and said angrily: "Dennis."

"Dennis? You don't look like someone with that name."

Fatty... no, his name is Dennis now. Looking at this handsome face in front of me, I really want to punch him. He is so handsome!

It is said that people are like their names, but sometimes the reverse is also true. Names can give people a preliminary imagination.With English names like Dennis and Daniel, people think of a sunny, handsome, muscular, blond, blue-eyed guy, definitely not the xxxl size in front of them.

Seeing Fat...Dennis's face turned red, like an inflated balloon. Li Fangzun knew he couldn't tease him anymore, otherwise he would really explode, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "I saw that you were very good at speaking English just now. Then you should have a Chinese name, right? What is your name?"

"What about you? What's your name again?" Dennis said angrily.

"Li Fangzun, A-Zun, Brother Zun, your full name or the English name John is fine, you can call me whatever you like." After speaking like a barrage of words, Li Fang-zun raised his eyebrows slightly, "I'm done, it's your turn. .”

Dennis pretended to be confused and said: "What?"

"Name." Li Fangzun said calmly.

"Oh...my surname is Hao, Dennis Hao."

Dennis puffed out his chest, but gave off a stern and inward feeling.Li Fangzun was silent and just looked at him quietly.

After a while, Dennis hunched over, like a balloon that had been popped, and all his energy was drained. He looked into the distance and said with dissatisfaction, "Hao Shuai."

"what?"

The voice was very low, and Li Fangzun couldn't hear it clearly.

"Hao Shuai!" Dennis suddenly shouted: "I said my name is Hao Shuai!"

"Hao Shuai? So handsome!"

Li Fangzun got this idea all of a sudden and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

They are all routines in novels. The protagonist usually has a fat brother next to him, and the name is very interesting, such as Hao Yingjun (so handsome), Zhen Shuai (so handsome) and so on.

Li Fangzun looked at Hao Shuai, are you the real fat boy? ?

Wang Chong: Who is it? !Compete with me for the position of Brother Zun’s number one younger brother! ! !

"Don't laugh!"

"o(n_n)ohaha~"

"If you laugh again, I will terminate your contract right now, file a complaint against you, and kick you out of the club!" Hao Shuai shouted angrily.

"Okay~~Pfft~Haha~Woo..." Li Fangzun thought this joke was terrible, but Hao Shuai's reaction was very interesting and he couldn't help but want to tease him.Then he covered his mouth and waved his hand. After Li Fangzun regained his composure, he put his arm around Hao Shuai's shoulders and said with a smile:

"No, we can be regarded as meeting old friends in a foreign land. It's all fate."

"I wish I hadn't met you." Hao Shuai shook Li Fangzun's hand away and said angrily.

"Okay, no more joking." Li Fangzun pointed to the battle site No. 11 where someone happened to be leaving, and then took Hao Shuai's hand and walked over, saying at the same time: "We have a place, I will practice with you."

"Hmph!" Hao Shuai said arrogantly: "Now I know what skills your little Kirby will use. I won't give you a chance this time. I will definitely beat you to the ground."

"If you can do it." Li Fangzun raised his eyebrows and said.

……

"Boom!"

Just like Huang Zhong Dalu's Weng Xiang, the little Kirby was the one who took the initiative after all. He took a few steps back due to the force of the shock, and his short legs fell directly onto the cracked floor without paying attention.

The bronze elephant fell down in response. Its weight of more than 200 kilograms crushed the bricks under it to pieces, and its cute big eyes turned into mosquito coils.

Hao Shuai checked the status of the bronze elephant, then put it into the elf ball, looked at Li Fangzun and said angrily: "You pervert."

Although the little Kirby is slightly stronger than the Bronze Elephant, the difference is only 1 level. This difference is negligible for the two elves who have not yet grown up.

Moreover, the skills mastered by the little Kirbymon are far inferior to the skills mastered by the Bronze Elephant in terms of practicality and power. But in the end, the little Kirbymon won, and it has been winning for more than three hours.

It can be seen that this is reflected in the gap between trainers, so Hao Shuai said this.

After a 3-hour battle, even the treatment machine could not eliminate the mental fatigue of the elf, so Li Fangzun planned to call it a day. The experience of the club's training equipment could only wait until next time.

"eat together?"

After these three hours, Hao Shuai was convinced by Li Fangzun.

Although Li Fangzun was thinking about the Lugia Cup he heard about before, he still had time for a meal. Besides, he could also ask Hao Shuai if he knew about the situation, so he nodded in agreement.

About half an hour later, Li Fangzun looked up at the people in front of him coming in and out. A big yellow sign with the word "M" came into his eyes. He didn't expect that Hao Shuai would bring him to eat at the Golden Arches.

"No wonder you are so fat." Li Fangzun squinted at him and said.

Hao Shuai said nonchalantly: "The quantity is sufficient, the quality is good and the price is low. It's more cost-effective than any Western restaurant."

"If you continue to gain weight, you will definitely not be able to find a girlfriend in the future, and your parents will definitely force you to lose weight. You will be the one who suffers then." Li Fangzun rolled his eyes at him and said.

Hao Shuai scratched his head and said thoughtfully: "That makes sense."

Then he saw that Li Fangzun had already opened the door and entered without waiting for him. Hao Shuai quickly said: "Wait for me."

However, Hao Shuai’s words are indeed reasonable. America’s Golden Arches are indeed of high quality and low price. A Big Mac is only US$2.6, and a large Coke is only US$1, and the price is sufficient.The burger is as big as one and a half palms, and the two slices of beef are 1 centimeter thick. There are also three slices of tomato, lettuce, and cheese, which are piled high.Compared with domestic profiteers who only increase prices but not quantity, this can be considered a conscience.

But Li Fangzun discovered a strange place. The price of a set meal is more expensive than a single order. For example, a set meal of a Big Mac, a large Coke and a large French fries costs 6.7 US dollars, while the unit price of a large French fries is only 1.3 US dollars. The total price of a single order is only US$4.9, and the set meal is a full US$1.8 more expensive.

Li Fangzun couldn't help but laugh. He thought of some jokes from his previous life. Although foreigners have won many Nobel Prizes, they are really not good at mathematics. There are many videos on the Internet of foreigners being stumped by math problems in Huaxia High School. What's even weirder is Even English was stumped, and Li Fangzun felt funny when he thought about it.

Hao Shuai looked at Li Fangzun who was smiling in surprise, and subconsciously distanced himself, thinking in his heart: This person is deep in ice!