Let all Hokage watch the advertisement together
Chapter 25: Sweep away hunger and be yourself
Akimichi Choji was watching "Pokemon Go" and eating potato chips, which was quite enjoyable.
But when he heard Sarutobi Hiruzen call his name, he immediately fell into an embarrassing situation.
I looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi...
I looked at the potato chips on my right hand...
Look at the projector on the left hand again...
The expression on his face was very serious. He hadn't been so serious in a long time.
Brain cells were being depleted at an extremely fast speed, and three choices quickly appeared in his mind.
1) Eat the potato chips first and then play the commercial.
2) Play the commercial first, then eat the potato chips.
3) Put the potato chips aside first, and then play the commercial.
Huh?
wrong!
The second option doesn’t work!
I can't move while the commercials are playing.
If you can't move, the potato chips may fall to the ground.
Never choose the second option!
He glanced at the left and right sides and thought to himself: The third option seems inappropriate. There is a high possibility that the potato chips will be eaten secretly.
That is to say...
thought here.
Akimichi Choji didn't respond to Hiruzen Sarutobi. He was very decisive and poured all the remaining potato chips into his mouth.
click ~
click ~
click ~
Everyone was waiting for Akimichi Choji to play his commercial, but what they were waiting for was just Akimichi Choji's round face squirming and the crunching sound of chewing.
Akimichi Chouji was very calm.
While chewing, he looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen.
He knows exactly what he is doing now.
He cannot move while watching the commercial, so he must chew and swallow the potato chips before he can move on to the next step, otherwise the chips are likely to slip out of his mouth.
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Sarutobi Hibiki: …
Inuzuka Kiba:......
Shino Aburame:...
Villager: ...
Sarutobi Hiruzen was depressed, feeling out of breath, and his head started to hurt again.
calm down.
I'm Hokage, I can't mess around!
He rubbed his temples until Choci Akimichi swallowed the potato chips under the witness of everyone. Then he forced out a smile and said feebly: "Is it ready to play?"
Akimichi Chouji nodded heavily.
He is very confident now.
After eating the potato chips, he has nothing to worry about anymore.
Take a step forward with your chest straight, spread your legs wide, and get into a good posture. The commercial begins!
At the beginning of the screen, what was shown was a small football field.
Players are divided into red and white teams.
However, the goalkeeper of the red team is a weak woman wearing Hanfu.
Soon, the white team shot a soft ball.
The weak woman also lay limply on the ground. (picture)
The white team scores a goal.
The red team was all dumbfounded.
One of the red team players was so angry that he couldn't help but walked up to the woman in Hanfu and cursed: "Brother, do you dare to be more cowardly?" (Picture)
"As hungry as Lin Daiyu, her hands and feet are weak."
Women in Hanfu can’t bear it either.
Do it directly.
He slapped the player on the head and said, "How about you come?" (Picture)
Then a bunch of people came out to break up the fight.
A man in the lead said to the woman in Hanfu: "You're so hungry that you can't stand still? Let's have a Snickers bar."
After eating the Snickers bar, the woman in Hanfu immediately turned around and turned into a macho man.
Even the sound has become much rougher.
"How about it?"
"Well! It's exciting!"
The commercial comes to an end and the narration begins.
"Sweep away hunger and be yourself!" (sound)
"Snickers, so exciting!"
Ad ended.
Sarutobi Hiruzen's heart was racing, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
What the hell is this?
Why are there things he can't understand?
Resisting the depression in his heart, Sarutobi Hiruzen still maintained a professional attitude and asked: "What is your ability in this advertisement?"
The voice just fell.
Akimichi Choji had an extra Snickers bar in his hand.
He replied without hesitation: "Sweep away hunger and be yourself!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen's pupils suddenly shrank!
This was the first time he had actually seen someone take a real object from an advertisement!
He stood up subconsciously, walked to Akimichi Choji, and wanted to reach out and take the Snickers bar in Akimichi Choji's hand. But before his fingers touched the Snickers bar, Choji Akimichi immediately took the Snickers bar back and held it firmly in his arms.
"Grandpa Hokage, it's useless for you to take this Snickers bar."
"The uncle said that Snickers can only be effective when used on me!"
His palms stayed in the air, feeling very embarrassed.
It doesn’t matter if you rob or take away.
In the end, he chose to act as if nothing had happened, put his hands behind his back, and asked: "Then... what effect can this Snickers bar have?"
"Sweep away hunger and be yourself!"
"..." It's fast, it's fast, Hiruzen Sarutobi feels like he's about to vomit blood.
Can't you speak human language?
Sweeping the ass hungry? !
Just be yourself? !
Who can understand this? !
"Can you... be more specific?"
"It's very simple, just by eating Snickers, I can restore my physical strength and chakra." Akimichi Choji still maintained the posture of protecting the calf.
"That's it? No more?"
"and also……"
"What else?"
"good to eat."
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (╬▔Pan▔)convex
Akimichi Chouji: (?.?)?
Sarutobi Hiruzen calmed down and said seriously: "Sasuke's ability in the advertisement can also restore physical energy and chakra, and it is more practical than your ability. Why didn't you choose Sasuke's advertisement? It was Boss Guo who forced you Do you want to choose this ad? Or can each ad only have one holder?"
"different."
"The uncle said that the ability of Sasuke's advertisement is mainly to speed up Sasuke's own time flow, so that it can achieve recovery and some healing effects. Although my Snickers can't restore the injury, it doesn't have any It has side effects and can be stored up. Oh, by the way! I almost forgot. After eating Snickers bars, you can stay full all day and night without feeling hungry.
As for whether each advertisement can only have one holder...
I do not know then.
Anyway, when he gave me the choice, I fell in love with this advertisement at first sight.
I think Snickers suits me best. "
At the end of Akimichi Choji's words, he remembered some of the abilities that he thought were the least important.
I want him to stock up on Snickers bars anyway...
It's hard.
At the same time, it didn't matter much to him whether he was hungry or not.
When it’s time to eat, you still need to eat.
But Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to slap him awake!
Are you being asked to tell the truth?
Are you talking about such an important ability now?
You know, when ninjas are performing tasks, they will often fall into a situation where they have no food, are exhausted, and run out of chakra.
Snickers bars like this have no side effects and can be carried anywhere...
If all the ninjas in the village could have one...
Apart from anything else, the number of sacrifices every year can be reduced by at least three levels!
But the problem is, if such an important resource appears in the hands of the enemy...
Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help but feel heavier. He forced out a smile and said, "Very good! This is a very good ability. The children of the Akimichi clan really did not disappoint me!"
Akimichi Chouji was overwhelmed with praise.
My nostrils are almost pointing upward.
"Choji, Grandpa Hokage, I know you are a sensible child. Be good. Let Grandpa Hokage take this Snickers bar back to the medical department for research. If the research yields results, then you will really have made great contributions to the village this time. ! When the time comes, Grandpa Hokage, I will definitely be indispensable for your reward."
Akimichi Chouji looked reluctant.
Full of reluctance.
But in the end, he couldn't help Sarutobi Hiruzen's repeated nagging, so he had to hand over the Snickers bar in his hand.
After putting away the Snickers, Sarutobi Hiruzen returned to his seat with an exhausted pace and took a sip of hot tea, intending to warm his body first.
In a short period of time, I was constantly bombarded by all kinds of novel things.
If this continues, my body may not be able to bear it.
But after these few experiences, it is estimated that no matter what scenes he sees in the future, his emotions will not fluctuate too much...
He turned to look at Aburame Shino, who was ranked third: "What about you? What is your advertisement?"
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