Let all Hokage watch the advertisement together

Aburame Shino was not as lazy as Akimichi Choji.

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, he raised his left hand, preparing to play an advertisement.

Seeing Aburame Shino being so well-behaved and sensible, Sarutobi Hiruzen was immediately relieved.

This is the role model our Konoha children should have.

The old face finally showed a heartfelt smile.

He nodded with satisfaction, and while continuing to sip tea, he also secretly warned himself: As I get older, I can't always be surprised... Even if my body can hold on, my spirit can't bear it... Later, no matter what I look at, No matter what scene you encounter, you should face it calmly.

Come on, advertising.

For the sake of Konoha, old man, I will risk my life and be ready...

"puff--!"

As soon as he thought of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen was so shocked that he spilled tea from his mouth.

Except for Shino Aburame who couldn't move, everyone in the Hokage room looked confused.

It's really like hell.

What is this stuff?

Don’t other ads at least have a prelude?

This advertisement of yours is great, it’s a climax right after it comes out?

It was simply overwhelming.

As soon as the commercial started, deafening and violent music played.

Thumb~thump~thump~thump~!

Thumb~thump~thump~!

Thumb~thump~thump~thump!

"Ha——————~!"

Thumb~thump~thump~thump~!

Thumb~thump~thump~!

Thumb~thump~thump~thump!

"Ha————————~!"

"As long as it's five hundred, you can get 55% off big brands at the Juhuasuan 5 Festival every day!" (Picture) (Sound)

"Oh oh oh~ you are my flower~~I want to have you~put it in my heart~~"

The sound was so loud that it echoed through the entire Hokage Building.

For a time, all the guards, whether they were working, walking, or standing guard, were absorbed by the 'magic sound', forgetting the work at hand, forgetting what they were doing, and stopped there. .

The entire Hokage Building was filled with only the sound of advertisements.

30 seconds passed.

Ad ended.

Everyone still hasn't reacted yet.

Aburame Shino calmly raised her right hand and wiped her sunglasses stained by tea with her sleeve.

The sunglasses were wiped clean.

Everyone still didn't react.

Aburame Shino had no choice but to take the lead in breaking the weird atmosphere: "Hokage-sama, the commercial is over..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was awakened.

The aura around him instantly weakened greatly.

Mentally and physically exhausted, this time it was real physical and mental exhaustion.

tired.

He felt physically and mentally exhausted.

Even the tone of his speech was no longer as lively as before.

"Tell me, what ability does your advertisement have?"

Aburame Shino pushed up her sunglasses and said seriously: "50% off."

Sarutobi Hiyazaki: "..."

"Can you make it more clear?"

"No matter what kind of damage you get, you can get a 50% discount. The damage will be halved."

Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded: "Yes, I understand, can you demonstrate?"

Nowadays, no matter what weird abilities advertisements have, Sarutobi Hiruzen is no longer surprised. He is really tired... Anyway, he just needs to keep one idea.

Only if you can't think of it, it can't be done without advertising.

That's right.

Shino Aburame nodded, and without saying a word, summoned 100 bugs from her body.

Then without hesitation, he slapped him down.

100 bugs that had just come out to breathe fresh air were photographed and turned into shit cakes on the spot.

Shino Aburame didn't even tremble and directly used the '50% discount'.

There are no special effects.

Soon, fifty of the bloody bugs were reunited in front of everyone's eyes at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Fifty bugs were reborn and soon became active again.

"Cool——! Shino, your ability is so cool! You can actually resurrect bugs?!" Seeing such an incredible scene, Inuzuka Kiba shouted in excitement.

Pushing up her sunglasses, Aburame Shino explained: "It's not considered resurrection. In short, the damage taken will be halved. After the battle is over, we, the Aburame clan, often lose a lot of bugs, and it takes a certain amount of time to recover afterwards. Cultivation. In order to make up for this shortcoming, I finally chose this ability.”

Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded weakly.

Ok.

It's what you say.

He turned to look at the fourth villager in line.

"What about you? What's your advertisement?"

This villager was also alert. After watching the performances of the first three brats, he noticed Sarutobi Hiruzen's mood at the moment. He didn't dare to show off like the first three brats, so he immediately started playing commercials.

Villager ads are pretty generic.

It's just a "Sprite" commercial.

Without Hiruzen Sarutobi's reminder, the villagers spontaneously explained the ability of this advertisement, nodded and bowed and said: "Hahaha, Hokage-sama, my advertisement does not have any special abilities. My wish is to improve the current situation. Life. So all I ask for is some ordinary drinks."

Say it.

The barrel appeared in front of the villagers.

The drum was filled with ice cubes and 12 Sprite bottles.

The group of people subconsciously walked to Sprite and looked up and down.

The villager smiled awkwardly: "Hehehe, dear ninjas, this is just an ordinary drink. If you are interested, feel free to take it. If it is not enough, I will personally deliver it to your home in 6 hours. How are you?"

Looking at the Sprite on the ground, Sarutobi Hiruzen said solemnly: "Whether it's this bucket of Sprite or a Snickers bar, in short, as long as it is an item obtained through advertising, please don't use it casually. I will take it. The medical department analyzed and confirmed whether..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen originally wanted to stop everyone from using items obtained from advertisements.

But he didn't wait until he finished speaking.

Akimichi Choji, who had tasted the sweetness of Snickers, was very confident in the advertisement and immediately used the fastest speed in his life.

Pulled a cold Sprite from the bucket.

Open the cap and drink directly.

Gulu gulu gulu~ha~~~

A series of movements were like flowing clouds and flowing water. Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to stop it, but he was too late to stop it.

"How's it going? Dingji, are you okay? Do you feel uncomfortable? If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me honestly, you know? Old man, I will send someone to heal you immediately."

Just finished speaking.

Akimichi Choji's originally comfortable look suddenly changed. He pinched his neck with a look of horror on his face: "There is...! There is...! It's poisonous...!"

"Come on, come on!"

"Call the medical department quickly..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to call someone to come to the rescue, but before he could finish his words, Akimichi Choji's trembling palm suddenly grabbed Sarutobi Hiruzen's wrist and struggled: "No...! No need. No need to call...the medical department!"

"This barrel of Sprite is poisonous, don't drink it!"

"Let me handle it for you."

Immediately, he looked at the villager, still struggling in pain: "From now on, if you have Sprite, just send it directly to my house... Don't hurt innocent people..."

Sarutobi Hibiki:  …

Inuzuka Kiba:......

Shino Aburame:...

Villager: ...