Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Why did things become like this..." Xiaoyou, who was running in the mountains and forests, lamented helplessly.

By the way, Xiaoyou is currently running in the mountains next to Dr. Omu's research institute. There is a rope tied around his waist, and a large tire is dragged on the rope; a pair of leggings are tied to his legs, and the leggings are filled with lead weights. ; There is also an elf following behind him. The elf’s name is Brad, and the illustrated book calls it Biting Land Shark...

If we go back in time a little bit...

……

"Oh, you're back, You-chan!" The woman who had just terminated the one-on-one challenge—beating was not out of the question—bitten the land shark as a "pre-meal exercise" was Xiaoyou's in the Pokemon world. Cheap Mom Busujima Ayako.

"Eh... um! Mom... mom..." Xiaoyou's voice was still a little nervous. After all, she was standing at the scene of a bloody elf massacre. The bloody corpse of a very blue and violent elf lay there. On the side... (Bite Lu Shark:...%~*#￥+=#...The general idea is that labor and management are still alive, so don’t talk nonsense)

Busujima Ayako casually inserted the wooden knife into the ground - a real wooden knife, not a metal product with the shape of a wooden knife like Masako's - took a few steps forward with a sunny smile on her face, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Xiaoyou's head a few times: "Long time no see, you seem to have grown taller!"

"Well..." Feeling the slightly rough but very warm touch on the top of her head, Xiaoyou relaxed a little.

His personality isn't very exaggerated...it seemed like he was scaring himself before.

……

During the next family dinner time, Ayako behaved relatively normally. There was nothing special except that her appetite was slightly larger. If I had to say it, it was probably good wine, and the quality of the wine was slightly inferior... After one person drank most of the contents of a half-meter-high sake bottle in the name of celebrating Xiaoyou's return, Lingzi decisively started to drink like crazy... …perhaps.

"Yu-chan, wine is a good thing~" When her father Yakumo went to wash the dishes - of course Yakumo also made the rice - Reiko hugged the large wine bottle with the Chinese characters "Kuai Long Kill" written on it. , leaning on the sofa with drunken eyes, he broke the news to Xiaoyou: "This is how mom met your dad~ So be grateful for wine~~"

Then Ayako revealed the story of her acquaintance with Xiaoyou's father without any preface and follow-up... In summary, Busujima Ayako, who was still a yuri girl when she was young, met Shubo Yakumo who was traveling as an elf breeder after drinking. He mistook the young transvestite for a girl, so he used the power of alcohol to attack her at night and push her harder...

"Yeah~~ I was really shocked at the time~~" Ayako smiled happily and patted the head of the half-petrified Xiaoyou, "But for the sake of such a cute face, we still eat him Got it~~"

Xiaoyou imagined the scene: Busujima Ayako, who was leaning on the bedside and smoking a cigarette with her face glowing red, proudly said to Sufang Yakumo, who was wrapped in sheets and huddled at the foot of the bed and sobbing, "When you've cried enough, go put on your clothes. I will be responsible...

It feels like something is broken!

On the first day after returning home, Xiaoyou’s custom labels for cheap mom were: high-end combat power, alcoholic, former lily, carnivore...

————Kuailongsha (a well-known sake brand in Kanto, famous for its strong taste)————

And then the next day...

In Xiaoyou's words, the devil finally showed his claws...

Early in the morning, Ayako, dressed in camouflage uniform, called Xiaoyou downstairs.

"Although Masako said you were qualified, I already know the specific situation from the phone call." My sister Masako did not follow. It is said that she ran to the town to summon the subordinates of the "Zhen Shin Group" to "reminisce about the past"... Amen. "Although the battle between trainers will not attack the trainer himself (the little ghost secretly wipes his sweat), the wild elves will not tell you the rules of the battle, and sometimes some emergencies may cause it to be too late or unable to use the little elves. Given the Elf’s condition, at this time, your own body is the most reliable guarantee.”

"Although my swordsmanship has been inherited by Masako, Yu-chan, your physical fitness is very good, so I plan to train you a little bit." Ayako said seriously, "Anyway, there are still three months until the opening of the Quartz Conference, and there is more than enough time. , and it won’t delay your elf training.”

"Can I ask..." Xiaoyou raised his hand weakly, "What kind of training is it?"

"Don't worry, it's just some basic physical training, wilderness survival knowledge, and basic swordsmanship introduction." Ayako's smile is still cheerful, which makes people subconsciously reassured, "Of course, if you want to learn the secrets, it's not that I can't teach you. "

So Xiaoyou, who didn't know the dangers in the world, followed her mother to the mountain facing behind the Damu Research Institute...

Stayed for a month...

This month, in Xiaoyou's words, I was caught by the devil and sent to hell...

Every day before dawn, Xiaoyou would get up in the dark, put on the equipment from the beginning, and then run around the mountainside. The very blue and violent Biting Land Shark was following behind Little You. As long as the speed of a certain transvestite dropped to a certain level, her butt would come into close contact with the sharp forelimbs of the Biting Land Shark once, and as the number of times increased, This contact position will gradually approach the center of the buttocks...

Xiaoyou really didn't want to experience the feeling of being penetrated by a half-meter-long pale bone spike as thick as a fist.

After running a difficult load-bearing cross-country - dragging tires and running in the mountains and forests is completely different from running on the playground - Xiaoyou, who was as tired as the dead Delrubi, had a meal of wild vegetables, tree fruits, and supposedly protein. It is composed of an unknown object with five times the content of meat and compressed biscuits that were once widely used as standard weapons. It can be eaten as a combined meal for breakfast and lunch. Because after Xiaoyou finishes running this lap, it will be almost ten o'clock in the morning...

"Whenever You-chan can complete your morning exercises before eight o'clock, you will resume the three-meal system." Ayako's bold and cheerful smile is now more ferocious than Gengar's face...

Except for the compressed biscuits, the remaining food is collectively called "Ayako's special nutritious meal", which is easy to absorb, rich in nutrients, and can quickly restore physical strength. As for the taste, Mr. Shufang Yakumo, one of the parties involved, once commented: "Ayako's cooking skills are a master of nutritional engineering, a gourmet's nightmare..."

……

After struggling to eliminate half of the day's food supply and resting for ten minutes, the next step is physical training. Various and endless training programs gave Xiaoyou the illusion that he was the chief disciple of Liang Shanbo... such as holding two stones with both hands stretched out, doing push-ups with a bowl of boiling water behind his head, and hanging in the air. Let’s light a fire on Mido Heights and do inverted sit-ups... All kinds of inhumane and weird training methods are presented one after another, ensuring there are new "surprises" every day...

After the second meal at around 4 p.m., there was actual combat training. Well... Although it is called that, if Xiaoyou wants to describe it, it is more appropriate to call it battle royale training... The content is very simple, let Xiaoyou watch Ayako's elf - in addition to biting the land shark, there is also a giant Survive two hours of being chased by a pincer mantis and a Gala Gala. Although Xiaoyou's life is not in danger at all with the support of the elf's deliberate restraint and immortality, the fact that being beaten will hurt will not change...

By the way, Xiaoyou's elf balls (six on the surface) were confiscated and handed over to Ayako for safekeeping. When her own elf was training Xiaoyou, Ayako would also take the time to "play" with Xiaoyou's elf. "...Anyway, now even Gengar will hide in the poke ball in Ayako's presence..."

By the way, after being sent flying by PIA in the first few actual combat trainings and exposed to her immortality, Ayako had already asked the elf to cancel the restriction on keeping hands...

By the way, after eating "Ayako's special nutritious meal" for three consecutive days...

[Feature: Bear Grylls lv1 upgrade! Bear Grylls lv2: To a considerable extent, the taste adaptability to food outside common sense and the digestion ability in the body are enhanced. (If you get lost in the wild, this feature can save your life!)]

After discovering that Xiaoyou could eat enough food in the bowl to make a mosaic without changing her expression, Ayako, who felt that her cooking skills were finally recognized by others, happily began to make "bold and creative improvements" in the recipes...

As a result, after Xiaoyou suffered from vomiting and diarrhea for several days, Beiye’s characteristics were decisively upgraded to level 3...

[Bear Grylls lv3: Greatly enhances the taste adaptability to food outside common sense and the digestion ability in the body. (If you get lost in the wild, at least you won’t starve to death!)]

……

A month later.

"Seven fifty-seven." Seeing Xiaoyou running towards him dragging tattered tires and buckles, Ayako gently pressed the stopwatch in her hand. "Yu-chan, your progress is frighteningly fast. Masako's progress was not as fast as yours back then."

"Ha...ha...thank you...for the compliment..." Xiaoyou replied out of breath while walking back and forth slowly - after a month of hell training, Xiaoyou is no longer like the first few times. As soon as the sky stopped like that, he sat on his butt on the ground. "Then the time saved can be used to rest for a while?"

"Haha, don't be ridiculous, the special training has just begun." Ayako chuckled (Xiaoyou suddenly shivered) and took out two wooden swords from her backpack, "Then we can start the basic swordsmanship tutorial..."

"No, it's not..." Xiaoyou's feet went weak and he collapsed to the ground again.

"Help me..."

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