Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Well, three months passed in a flash.

"Ah..." Ayako's mouth twitched as she looked at Xiaoyou, who had "renewed a new look" after three months of hard training, "It seems a little too much..."

"How is that possible, mother?" Xiaoyou lifted up the super-iron tyrannosaurus with his eyes turned white and foaming at the mouth with one hand, swung it around in a circle, threw it far away, and put on a professional bodybuilding pose to show off himself. He is over 1.8 meters tall and has well-developed chest and abdominal muscles that are as solid as iron through training. His biceps and quadriceps... "My child feels very good now!"

To sum it up simply, Xiaoyou has evolved from a weak and weak transvestite to a devilish muscular man with a transvestite face (please refer to the version of Nezha in 100,000 cold jokes)... At this moment, Xiaoyou is having sex with his elf. Brutal killing - I mean actual combat training...

Xiaoyou raised his fist as big as a casserole, and there was a crackling sound between his fingers. He looked at the trembling elves huddled together with a smile on his face: "Sa, whose turn is it next?"

……

Okay, all the above is just nonsense...

Rewind Rewind.

……

Well, three months have passed in a flash...well, again?

"Ugh!" Xiaoyou screamed, and the metal wooden knife in his hand flew out. He was even beaten and flew backwards. He rolled on the ground and then lay face down on the ground motionless. The bright red liquid slowly poured out. Slow seeped out from the head, dyeing a small patch of grass red...

"Get up soon..." Ayako put the wooden knife on her shoulder and said in a lazy tone, "Do you think I didn't find the red berries you hid last night?"

"Uh, were you discovered?" Xiaoyou quickly got up and licked off the red juice remaining at the corner of her mouth, "But even so, I passed the test, right?"

"Although it is suspected of being a trick, you did last with me for three minutes..." Ayako raised the stopwatch in her left hand and nodded with a smile, "So you passed the test!"

"Long live!" Xiaoyou jumped up happily.

Xiaoyou spent the whole three months in the mountains. In addition to the hellish practice, Ayako's mother's increasingly unreliable "nutritional special meals", and if it weren't for the system attributes, there were also Immortal and Beiye. If these two characteristics hold up, Xiaoyou really doesn't know how many times he will die...

The most critical thing is that I didn’t do daily or weekly tasks for three whole months! Based on the average reward of 300 yuan for a task, the direct economic loss is 27000 yuan in three months! Coupled with the skill learner reward, which has a low probability of thick lines, every time I think about it, I want to bang my head against a tree...

But this cup life is finally coming to an end! In the just-conducted "Graduation Trial" of training, Xiaoyou successfully held out for 3 minutes under Ayako, who was holding a sword in one hand. Although there were sneak attacks, traps, fake death and other unfair means, Ayako also said that she passed the test. If you get it, you are qualified!

Now you can sleep in a warm bed! Now you can take a hot bath! You can eat food that is within human common sense! You can do daily tasks!

However, Ayako woke Xiaoyou up with one sentence: "Speaking of it, there is only one week left before the opening of the Quartz Conference. You should go home and pack up before getting ready to go."

"Eh?" Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment before reacting, "Yes! The conference is about to start...what! In less than a week?"

————Yuan Air————

After returning home, after eating and drinking, Xiaoyou put on clean new clothes and stood in front of the house.

"Don't be anxious, be careful on the road." Dad Yakumo handed over his backpack. "Go to bed early at night, remember to brush your teeth every day, eat on time, and don't eat carrots..."

"Uh-huh……"

"Come on, Xiaoyou." Sister Masako put a lavender peaked cap on Xiaoyou's head, "We can watch TV!"

"Uh-huh……"

"Since you have participated, come back as champion!" Mom Ayako said with a smile, her teeth reflecting the dazzling light in the sun. "If you don't win the championship, you can continue training when you come back, okay?"

"Um...Nani!?"

"Haha, you're just kidding! Just try your best and don't leave any regrets!"

"……Uh-huh!"

Xiaoyou put on his backpack and got on his bicycle and hurriedly hit the road. Of course, after leaving Zhenxin Town, Xiaoyou immediately transferred to the fossil pterosaur and flew to high altitude, heading towards the Quartz Plateau according to the map.

……

Relying on the fossil pterosaur's flying and high-speed advantages, it only took Xiaoyou four days to reach the competition venue on the Quartz Plateau. This was while resting on time every day and spending time doing daily tasks...

After arriving at the contestant village specially prepared for contestants from all over the venue, Xiaoyou successfully logged in with the help of the staff and assigned a room for accommodation.

Hang out. As a result, I unexpectedly saw Xiaogang running into the conference venue holding a holy fire on the TV on the street, followed by Xiaozhi Xiaoxia, and an old man who looked like a turtle fairy with long hair...

"It's like the Olympics..." Xiaoyou just smiled and ignored it and continued shopping.

"Yo!" From a distance, someone walked quickly while waving to Xiaoyou.

"Ah, you are..." Xiaoyou pointed at the red-haired girl walking towards her and said loudly, "...Who are you?"

The red-haired boy stumbled on his feet and almost fell over: "Hundan! It's me! I'm Xia..."

"Xia Chengxun, right? I remember it." Xiaoyou said with a smile. "As expected, you are also here to attend the Quartz Conference."

"Huh huh huh..." Xia Chengxun proudly opened his lapel, revealing the eight badges pinned to the inside of his jacket, "It's very simple for me... Wait, why do you have twelve!"

Axun pointed at Xiaoyou's belt and shouted in surprise.

"Isn't this nothing?" Xiaoyou said calmly, "There is no rule that says you can only get eight badges."

"Ah, damn it!" Axun held his head in frustration, "I thought...if I had known better, I wouldn't have missed that Red Bamboo Gym!"

"Red Bamboo Gym...?" Xiaoyou felt a rush of heat surge into her throat, "It's no shame if you miss that Gym..."

I don’t know if Axun is the hot-blooded idiot type like Xiaozhi. The negative emotions come and go quickly: "Anyway, I will look forward to us having a showdown in the game! Don't get killed before then!"

"Haha, that's impossible!"

……

After resting one night in the player village, Xiaoyou and a group of trainers went to the quartz venue early the next morning to participate in the opening ceremony.

"Yo!" On the road, Xiaoyou saw Xiaozhi and Xiaomao. The two rarely walked together, and they didn't quarrel?

"Ah, it's Master Xiaoyou!" When Xiaozhi saw Xiaoyou, he immediately stood up and shouted loudly, attracting the attention of the trainers around him.

"Good morning, Master Xiaoyou." Not only Xiaozhi, but also Xiaomao also bowed to Xiaoyou respectfully.

Now there were more people watching.

Xiaoyou couldn't help but calm down: "What are you two doing?"

"Because the elder sister said it!" Xiaozhi stood up straight, "You can do your best when you encounter someone in the competition, but when you encounter someone in normal times, you must respect the deputy team leader!"

"Deputy head?"

"The deputy leader of the 'True New Group'." Xiao Mao reminded.

...Sister Masako, what did you do when we were practicing?

……

Amidst the long and chaotic sound of the gun and the excited explanation of the announcer, Xiaoyou and Xiaozhi and Xiaomao walked into the venue together. A few hundred people seemed nothing compared to the extremely large venue. A girl in sportswear ran out of the aisle holding a torch and ran all the way to the torch platform at the highest point of the venue to perform the torch lighting ceremony that was the finale of the opening ceremony. Xiaoyou looked in the direction of the girl's progress, and her eyes immediately kept:

On the steps in front, stood two men and women dressed in ancient Greek costumes. Let alone the men, the women's signature hair had already revealed their identities - Musashi and Kojiro!

Xiaoyou Da囧: What do these two idiots want to do...

Damn it, we just suggested to Boss Sakaki that the Rockets transform, are you going to ruin the reputation of the Rockets in front of the eyes of the people of Kanto (live broadcast)!

"Wait a minute! You can't give the sacred fire to them!" Xiaozhi who was beside him obviously recognized the two of them and ran up to them without saying a word.

"Too late!" Musashi smirked, snatched the torch from the hands of the girl who had never understood the situation, and then pretended to take off the disguise...

How can I let you expose yourself! Xiaoyou shouted decisively: "(Gengar, use maximum power) Shadow Ball!"

"Kou Jie, Kou Jie!" Gengar jumped out in front of Xiaoyou and threw a dark energy ball with almost no delay, blasting Musashi Kojiro away with a bang - as if he was "passing the time" with Ayako's mother. By that time, Gengar had also grown considerably...

"How could this happen!" Musashi screamed while flying in mid-air.

"We haven't launched the super robot yet! We haven't even said the opening remarks yet!" Kojiro, who was also flying in mid-air, wailed.

"What a disgusting feeling!" The two of them turned into meteors and disappeared into the horizon...

"Uh..." Meow, who was hiding behind the sacred fire platform, muttered to himself as he looked at the two people disappearing into the sky, "So, Meow looks like this every time we are beaten away..."

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