Pokemon that travel the wrong way

By the time Xiao Dan arrived at the archway with "goal" written on it at the finish line, Xiao You had already put away the "prohibited ballast" and was standing next to the ice ship with a smile.

"I really didn't expect..." Xiao Dan sighed and walked off the boat to Xiao You, and took out a white thing from his pocket. "I completely lost... Come on, accept this. This is proof that you successfully challenged the Neplu Gym."

Xiaoyou took it and took a look. It was a badge made of white fan-shaped oyster shells, with a small emerald inlaid with red trim. According to the tradition of the Orange Alliance Gym, the badge was naturally Nip. The badge of Ludokan...

【白浪徽章：橘子联盟南十字星的东方之星徽章。携带后小精灵闪避率3%/6%/10%，技能附加效果触发几率3%/6%/10%，（增加属性分别为单独携带轮宝徽章时/集齐4枚南十字星徽章时/获得橘子联盟胜利者奖杯时）】

[Hidden side mission: "Eastern Star!" Completed! Reward free attribute 3, hp 1, money 500, skill learner: freezing light]

[Skill Learner: Freezing Light Already Owned, Changed to Random Skill Learner: Jet Flame]

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Naipulu Island is sparsely populated, with one mountain taking up most of the island's area, and there are no other attractions, so Xiaoyou didn't stay long after getting the badge. He said goodbye to the older young man Xiao Dan and then boarded the fossil pterosaur. Leave the island and start your journey back to Little Orange Island.

When passing through the unnamed small archipelago, Xiaoyou subconsciously asked the fossil pterosaur to slow down. Because the fossil pterosaur was fast enough, there was no need to worry about insufficient time for the return trip, so Xiaoyou wanted to confirm the person found in this area. Shining Miss Joy...

Well, if elves with the same color as the others are called glitter elves, then the black-skinned Miss Joy who rows a canoe at an incredible speed can undoubtedly be called the best among the Miss Joys. Flashjoy…

"Oh, the canoe was discovered!" Xiaoyou felt that he was lucky. He found the canoe on the sea in a short time... But wait, why are there three canoes?

The fossil pterosaur lowered its altitude under Xiaoyou's instructions, and found that the three canoes were occupied by Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaojian who were separated on Xiagan Island.

"Hey, Xiaozhi!" Xiaoyou suppressed a smile and waved to the three people below who were as tired as dead dogs. "What, have you given up riding the dragon and traveled in a canoe instead?"

"Ha, ha...it's Xiaoyou..." Xiaozhi weakly raised a hand and shook it, "I won't say any more polite words. First, help us to the island in front... "

So Xiaoyou released Gyarados and used a rope to pull the three people's canoe to a small island not far away, and there, Xiaoyou met Ms. Flash Joy who was doing physical examinations on several monkey monsters. Compared with the Miss Joy I have seen before, this shining Miss Joy has the same hair style and face as her cousins, seven aunts and eight aunts. In addition to her healthy bronze skin, her body shape is also similar to that of her relatives who have always been slender. There is a subtle difference. Ms. Flash Joy, who is wearing a tight swimsuit, has strong muscles - of course not a muscled monster like Haoli Guali, but a well-proportioned and toned body that combines strength and beauty. She has seen too many After the cookie-cutter Miss Joy, the shining Miss Joy is really a different kind of scenery that is eye-catching.

Xiaoyou can be sure that if a squinty-eyed boy with the same dark skin sees this Miss Joy, he will most likely go into shock either because of excessive blood loss (nosebleed) or because of a fast heartbeat...

Of course, the performance of the current logistics captain in Xiaozhi's team, Mensao Xiaojian, is also very telling. This guy has enough sketches of Miss Joy in various postures and scenes to be published in a fan book...

One more thing to add here is that after seeing real older youths, Xiaojian has already become an older boy in Xiaoyou’s mind...

During the chat with Xiaozhi and others, she learned that the small islands in this area had only one elf center because of their small area and small population. In order to treat the elves scattered on various islands, Miss Joy went to He rides a canoe every day and goes to and from various islands for medical inspections. Over time, he develops canoeing skills that are as fast as a speedboat, and has the strange strength to lift a huge three-meter-long Magikarp...

"Three-meter-long Carp King?" Xiaoyou opened his eyes wide. The average Magikarp is only one meter long. The three-meter Magikarp... then what will it be like to evolve into Gyarados...

"No, we were shocked when we first saw it!" Xiaozhi said proudly, as if he had raised the three-meter-long Magikarp. "That Carp King has a very good relationship with Miss Joy. It is said that it has grown so big because Miss Joy often feeds it calcium tablets."

"...Calcium tablets?" Xiaoyou was embarrassed. What kind of calcium tablets can make an elf grow three times its size? Could it be that the calcium tablets produced by Santiago Company are not effective? (Note 1)

[Hidden side mission: Big Mac evolves! Let the giant Magikarp evolve into Gyarados. Reward: Miss Joy’s Magical Calcium Tablets x1]

[Miss Joy’s Magic Calcium Tablets: A seemingly ordinary bottle of calcium tablets with a capacity of 50 tablets. After being given to an elf for 5 days, it can randomly increase the elf’s size by 15% to 30%. (Note: Taking calcium tablets to different elves separately will cause the calcium tablets to become ineffective; in addition, increasing the size will not directly increase the data attributes of the elves, but there will be hidden bonuses in strength and certain skill effects.) (Warning: Human consumption of this drug will lead to uncontrollable and irreversible consequences.)] (Note 2)

"Uh, Xiaoyou?" Xiaozhi gently pushed Xiaoyou's shoulder, "Your eyes are so strange..."

If Xiaoyou's eyes just lit up when he heard about the giant Magikarp before, then the eyes of this transvestite are simply glowing now... because this time the system gives a real hidden mission - the reward is unusual. You can see it through attribute points and money skills.

Magical calcium tablets that can increase the size of elves...such interesting things

Be sure to get it!

"Ah! I need to go to the bathroom!" Xiaoyou suddenly stood up and disappeared into the bushes.

Xiaozhi was stunned for a while: "...will your eyes glow green when you need to go to the toilet?"

Xiaoyou didn't have time to pay attention to the random thoughts of some fool. After hiding in the grass, he couldn't wait to take out his communication notebook and dial the number of Musashi Kojiro's meow trio: "Hey, Musashi? You three are here now Are you still following Xiaozhi somewhere?"

"Ah haha, as expected of Xiaoyou, he guessed our whereabouts right away..." Musashi on the screen seemed to be in a small, confined space, and his posture seemed to be constantly making bicycle movements. "We are currently on the self-made submarine 'King Magikarp', following the Little Guitou group from underwater!"

"Very good..." Xiaoyou looked around and whispered after making sure that Xiaozhi, Joey and others were not nearby, "Now there is a good opportunity in front of you!"

"Good opportunity?" Kojiro poked his head out from behind Musashi.

"In front of us, Meow?" Meow's head poked out from the other side - obviously these three guys were lining up to ride bicycles to power their green and environmentally friendly little submarine.

"Xiao Zhi and the others discovered a huge Magikarp!" Xiaoyou put his hand over his mouth and said mysteriously, "A super Magikarp that is three times the size of an ordinary Magikarp?"

"King Carp?" Kojiro frowned, as if remembering some bad memory. "But isn't Magikarp known as the weakest elf? Even if he gets bigger, he won't become more powerful, right?"

"You guys are so stupid..." Xiaoyou had a look of hatred on his face, "King Magikarp is weak, but Gyarados is very strong! You can catch it while it is still a weak King Magikarp, and then Let it evolve into a Gyarados! Think about it, if the Super Magikarp, which is three times the size of an ordinary carp, evolves into a Gyarados..."

"...Three times the size of Super Gyarados?" Musashi's eyes widened.

Xiaoyou continued to induce with a smile, quietly exerting the effect of his talkative nature: "Then if you offer such a Gyarados to Boss Sakaki..."

"Oh! Such a big Gyarados is really a unique treasure!" Meowth imitated Uncle Sakaki's tone and started to enter the delusional mode, "The Meowth group who presented such a precious elf must be heavily rewarded! Promote them all to cadres!"

“What a great feeling!!” x3

Xiaoyou gently snapped her fingers - the trick was successful.

"I will ask Xiaozhi and the others to take me to see the giant Magikarp later, and you can follow behind quietly." Xiaoyou came up with a simple plan in a few seconds - it was too complicated anyway, Meow Meow and the others. It may not be possible to implement it. "It will all depend on your performance after King Magikarp appears!"

"Oh!" The trio looked full of fighting spirit, "We'll take care of it!"

"Remember to be careful with Pikachu?"

"Of course! We have experience with this!"

————Water splash————

"Okay, anyway, with your help, today's medical rounds have been completed ahead of schedule." After Xiaoyou proposed the idea of ​​seeing Super Carp King, Miss Flash Joy agreed simply. "I know where the child will be at this time, I'll take you there!"

At the strong request of Xiaozhi and others, Miss Joy slowed down her rowing speed and slowly (relatively speaking) arrived at an uninhabited island. After parking the canoe, Miss Joy stood on the shore and shouted: "King Magikarp——"

After a while, there were waves on the sea, and a huge carp jumped out of the water with a splash. While making a chirping cry, it excitedly waved its fins at Miss Joy, with a smile on its big fish face. There was a suspicious blush - Xiaoyou didn't understand how she could see the blush on the face of a red fish...

"How's it going?" Xiaozhi stood next to Xiaoyou with a proud look on his face and watched the giant Carp King playing with Miss Joy, "It really likes Miss Joy."

"It's indeed very powerful..." Xiaoyou nodded, and then pointed to the sea farther away with a "confused" look on his face, "But which one seems bigger?"

"That one?" Xiaozhi and others looked in the direction of Xiaoyou's finger, and saw an even bigger Carp King floating on the sea - more than six meters long, covered in red paint. He also fired a missile from his mouth and hit this side...

"This is not Magikarp, this is a submarine!"

The missiles launched by the Magikarp-shaped submarine exploded in mid-air and turned into a large net, trapping Xiaoyou and others. Immediately afterwards, the submarine shot another large net with ropes attached to it, trapping the giant Magikarp. Live online.

"What's going on!" Miss Joy couldn't help but exclaimed.

Following Miss Joy's cry, the dorsal fin of the Magikarp Submarine flipped back, and three familiar figures came out——

"Since you asked sincerely—"

"We will tell you with great mercy!"

Note 1: It is said to be the origin of Jin Ke La.

注2：如果有读者老爷好奇小yoooo服用神奇钙片的效果的话可以告诉你们：30%几率药物失效，什么也不发生；30%几率体型增大30%到300%，变成巨人正太；30%几率肌肉暴增（力量提升300%），变成伪娘脸肌肉男（参考十万个冷笑话的哪吒）；10%几率皮肤变成古铜色头发变成粉红色，并获得特性：怪力（力量提升300%且不显肌肉）和特性：操舟（单人驾船时速度提升300%）……

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