Pokemon that travel the wrong way

[Hidden side mission: "Big Mac Evolution!" Completed. Reward: Miss Joy’s Magical Calcium Tablets x1]

Xiaoyou's hidden mission was successfully completed. As for Rocket...the actions of the Phantom Group trio also logically failed.

Even though it's three times the size of an ordinary Magikarp, it can't resist the power of the machine just by relying on trick skills like water splashing. When the giant Magikarp was about to be towed away by the submarine, a tear from Miss Flash Joy made the Giant Magikarp decisively explode his seed, and evolved in a burst of dazzling white light...

Although the evolved giant Gyarados is not three times as big as the standard Gyarados, it still has a terrifying body length of more than 20 meters, and its bloody mouth with huge fangs can allow a person to stand directly inside it. ... Not even any skills were used. The giant Gyarados simply flicked its tail and sent the three members of the Phantom Corps, including their man and submarine, flying into stars in the sky.

"It looks really cool..." Xiaoyou, who checked the prizes in the inventory, looked at the giant Gyarados making out with Ms. Flash Joy with some jealousy - this guy's relationship with Ms. Joy has remained the same since he evolved. The two-meter-long ferocious face was rubbing back and forth against Miss Joy with a blush on the front.

Well, after evolving into the blue Gyarados, the blush on his face is quite obvious...

"...Tch, forget it." After hesitating for a while, Xiaoyou decisively gave up the idea of ​​hitting this huge Gyarados. Not only because she doesn’t like water elves very much and because she already has a Gyarados, looking at Miss Flash Joy’s happy smile when she and the giant Gyarados are together, Xiaoyou feels that if she takes this Gyarados If captured, there is a high chance that he will be struck by lightning. "We are the ones who will use green caterpillars to instantly kill Mewtwo in the future. It's just an overgrown Gyarados..."

As for whether Miaomiao and the others will report information about this giant Gyarados to Boss Sakaki, Xiaoyou is not worried at all. As beings who have chased Xiaozhi almost all over Kanto, the trio's experience in rare elves is unmatched by Xiaoyou - at least Xiaoyou has never seen a super giant fast dragon and poisonous dragon that are dozens of meters high. Stinging jellyfish, and I have never seen a large rock snake whose whole body is made of crystals - if Miao Miao and the others report all these, they won't be promoted to cadres, and at least their salary will be doubled...

So what Xiaoyou is thinking now is: Who should give this magical calcium tablet to?

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After pia flew the "Phantom Group", Xiaozhi decided to say goodbye to Miss Flash Joy and went to Naipuru Island to challenge for his second Orange Alliance badge (a certain transvestite: I will go around saying that I have won three Have you got a badge?). In line with the principle of fairness—definitely not out of some dark psychology—Xiaoyou did not tell Xiaozhi and others about the information about Naipulu Gym and Xiaodan, but let them experience it for themselves...

However, Xiaoyou told Xiaozhi and others the news that Kona, the Four Heavenly Kings, would visit Little Orange Island. As a result, Xiaoxia, who admired "Master Kona" so much, was so excited that she almost released the starfish on the spot and swam directly to Little Orange Island. , only calmed down after being grabbed by Xiaojian and Xiaoyou explaining that it was still early.

"Xiaozhi!" Xiaoxia, who couldn't fly to her idol right away, transferred her firepower to Xiaozhi who was lying on her side and was shot. "We're going to rush all night! Then we'll challenge the gym early tomorrow morning! After we get the badge, we'll Set off to Little Orange Island immediately!"

"It can't be that fast...Okay, I'll try my best!" The passionate idiot's protest instantly collapsed under the strong momentum of the star-chasing girl...

……

After meeting again on Little Orange Island, the trio of Xiaozhi boarded a dragon and headed to Naipuru Island to prepare to be tricked by an older youth - although it was estimated that only Xiaozhi was tricked, as there was a cable car at the foot of the mountain. Xiaoyou continued to take the air route and returned to Little Orange Island to get a place to challenge the King...

However, a small incident happened on the way, which shocked Xiaoyou quite a bit.

It was when we were passing through the Seven Islands of Fruits to rest for the night, Xiaoyou received a contact from Kohei from Takeda House in Rainbow City. The male owner of fake glasses said that the sales of pink dyed fruits were very smooth, and there were many fashion-conscious girls who wanted to wear them. I am very interested in my elf turning into a cute pink color. Most of the 100 pieces in stock have been sold. Mr. Hangping has already paid for the goods in advance and expressed his hope to send the next batch of supplies.

It is certainly a good thing for Xiaoyou that the dyed fruit can make money, but when Xiaoyou happily withdrew the money from the elf center and prepared to purchase goods from the system store and send it to him, he sadly discovered that——[Due to the detection of new market conditions, The prices of related items in the system store have been updated]...The unit price of dyed fruit (pink) has directly increased to 290, and [the current inventory has been sold out, the refresh countdown is 720 hours]...

"System, you are such a weak soul! Will you get pregnant if you ask me to make some money?"

In addition to the pink dyed fruits, the remaining ten dyed fruits of other colors are even worse: although the price has been adjusted to 390 per piece instead of rising, the inventory is only an outrageous 10 pieces of each type - in short What the system wants to express is very clear...

I don't mind if you make a small change of 10 yuan, but do you want to make a fortune from this? Hehehe...

In the end, Xiaoyou could only buy ten kinds of colorful dyed fruits in despair, and honestly sent them to Rainbow City with a cost quotation of 400 pieces, and attached a description with the package stating that there was only this amount per month, Hang Pingjun, yourself. Let’s look at the operation...

Although you can make another profit with a quote of 500 yuan or higher, Xiaoyou doubts that if you do this, a few zeros will be directly added to the inventory refresh time in the system store...

In short, a certain transvestite's dream of getting rich was shattered...

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Due to the heavy psychological blow, Xiaoyou no longer wanted to travel around, and returned to Little Orange Island one day in advance while flying in a straight line. As soon as he put the fossil pterosaur into the elf ball, two teenagers who were making noises came up to him:

"This trainer sister, come here

Let’s do elf battle with us! And my Squirtle/Fist Rock! "

"..." Xiaoyou turned his head expressionlessly, looking back and forth at the two naughty kids dressed as trainers with his pupils dilated several times - this weird look like a zombie looking at a dead person made the two look for each other at the wrong time. The unlucky kid who fell in love with the wrong opponent shuddered subconsciously - and slowly opened his mouth (not a typo...) to reveal a charming smile. "Okay, I just need to find a way to relieve the pressure..."

"Uh, um... I just remembered that my mother told me to go home early for dinner..."

"It doesn't matter, it will be solved soon... Raise your head, Gengar..."

Teenagers are being tortured and killed...

……

"Wow! The elf battle is so scary!"

After giving a valuable life lesson to two young trainers who looked like they were just starting out, Xiaoyou's mood improved a lot, so she slowly wandered all the way to the Elf Center. Thanks to Gengar's hard work in creating "special effects", the enthusiastic trainers on the road are afraid to approach this person who is constantly emitting an ominous purple-black aura. Even if they get close, they will feel strange and cold." girl"...

"It's unexpectedly effective!" Xiaoyou continued to use his acting skills, keeping the empty and weird smile on his face, and asked Gengar to work harder to create low temperatures and "unknown aura", and then saw the vacuum around him with satisfaction. The scope has expanded again - as for whether it will create any urban legends on Little Orange Island, that is not what Xiaoyou needs to worry about.

In fact, “at the tenth hour of dusk when the sun and moon alternate, ghost girl trainers spreading coldness and resentment will appear at the docks and elf centers, dragging the souls of innocent people who rashly fight with them into a world of fear and despair. Abyss..." Such urban legends have begun to spread faintly...

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In the Elf Center, Xiaoyou registered and logged in to the Kona King Challenger Selection Competition from Miss Joy, and received a challenger candidate badge and two snowflake-shaped decorations.

"The trial starts at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning and ends at 19 o'clock in the evening." Ms. Joy, the non-flash of Little Orange Island, explained to Xiaoyou, "The trainers participating in the trial wore alternative badges and greeted each other with snowflakes in the town. Bet for a one-on-one battle. There is no limit to the number of snowflakes that can be used as bets in each battle. The winner can get the loser's snowflakes. After the deadline, the top six trainers with the most snowflakes will be able to fight against King Kona. This is your chance - little sister, please do your best tomorrow!"

"The last 'little sister' is superfluous..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched as she took the room key from Miss Joy and prepared to go to bed early so that she could go out to "harvest" early tomorrow...

……

the next day.

"...Is it weird?" Xiaoyou frowned and said to himself. He obviously ran out early in the morning, he obviously hung the alternative badge as a logo in a conspicuous place on his chest, and the streets were obviously full of trainers who looked full of enthusiasm. Why has no one challenged him? This is different from what Xiaoyou had expected.

Even when Xiaoyou took the initiative to approach a trainer, the girl with twin tails actually turned around and ran away with a look of horror. She could vaguely hear the other person calling "ghost girl" and "urban legend" in a crying voice. "Wonderful...

"...Did you go too far yesterday?" Xiaoyou touched her nose, turned around and walked back to the elf center. Five minutes later, a boy with a golden hedgehog haircut and three whisker-like birthmarks on each cheek. He was clearly a single-celled boy and ran out of the elf center. He raised his hands and shouted: "Yoshi! I must do this today." Work hard and get the most snowflakes!"

This typical behavior of a hot-blooded idiot screaming at the sky quickly attracted hatred. A trainer wearing glasses who looked very polite came over: "It seems that you are a trainer participating in the trial, come with me." How about a battle?"

"Okay! Then I will block all two snowflakes!" The blond boy naturally agreed and threw the elf ball out. "I will be the first and let everyone agree with me! Go up! Come on, Kyuubi!"

"Well, although the rule is that both parties throw the Poke Ball at the same time..." The man with glasses sneered and took out a Poke Ball, "But since you are so impatient, I won't be polite... Go ahead, mosquito-repellent frog! Use the water gun!”

"Kyuubi, use the inner decapitation technique! (Dig a hole!)" the blond boy shouted.

The man with glasses was stunned: Is this a magic move?

I saw Nine Tails waving its front paws, instantly digging a hole in the ground and getting in, dodging the water jets sprayed by the curious frog. A moment later, it rushed out from the feet of the mosquito-repellent frog, and lifted the mosquito-repellent frog into the sky with one end.

"Next, use the Art of Confusion! (Strange Light!)"

The man with glasses was decisive and confused in the wind: What the hell is this...

Jiuwei's eyes shone brightly, shooting out a strange colorful light, which hit the mosquito-repellent frog that had just fallen to the ground. The mosquito-repellent frog's two big bubble eyes suddenly turned into the same spiral pattern as its belly, headless. Running around in circles mindlessly...

"Well done Kyuubi! Give it the final blow, Mystery - Shinra Tensei! (Supernatural power!)"

The man with glasses collapsed: What kind of mess is this...

Jiuwei's eyes flashed with blue light, and the mosquito-repellent frog, which was still in chaos, was suddenly knocked away by an invisible force. When it fell to the ground, it had lost its fighting power and slipped away...

"Yeah! Win!"

"This, this is not scientific!"

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