Pokemon that travel the wrong way
215. The ultimate general-purpose mass-produced assassination weapon - Huhu!
"call……"
After walking around the square for a short time and not finding any rare elves, Xiaoyou came to a corner of the square and found a bench to sit down on.
In fact, more than half of the people who participated in this elf exchange meeting were not elf trainers like Xiaoyou who traveled around to challenge the alliance. They were just people who lived in nearby cities and owned one or two elf trainers. Just ordinary people. Naturally, what people like this exchange for are not rare items. Even the fully evolved Swamp King and the like are already considered to be excellent quality elves...
"In the end, the exchange meeting can only be regarded as an exhibition. Let's forget about it..." Xiaoyou shook her head and raised her hand to stop a passing vendor holding a tray selling food and drinks, "I want two portions of ham. Sandwich...eh?"
"Uh..." The vendor with short, medium-parted blue hair wearing a convenience store clerk's uniform looked at Xiaoyou and showed an awkward smile. "Afternoon, good afternoon..."
"Oh, isn't this Kojiro? Long time no see." Xiaoyou narrowed his eyes with a smile and decisively placed an additional order, "Then replace the sandwich with a steak bento, and then get two bottles of fruit juice soda and a hot dog package... money Of course it’s accounting.”
"Don't be like this, Xiaoyou..." Kojiro almost knelt down with a bitter look on his face, "Our budget is not big..."
"Don't be so stingy. Didn't you make a lot of money at the Quartz Conference?" Xiaoyou took the food from the tray without saying anything, "You ran out of money again so soon?"
Kojiro lowered his head and pointed at his fingers with an aggrieved look on his face: "Ah, this...haven't they produced several high-budget robots in a row in recent times..."
"It doesn't matter, the flyer said that this exchange meeting will last for three days." Xiaoyou patted Kojiro on the shoulder, "Even if you have any activities now, just come in after Qiao Zhuang is done. Just take out what you have done With your talent in business, the remaining two days are definitely enough for you to make a good profit."
"Yes, it can still be like this!" Kojiro slapped his palms hard, then turned around and ran away. "Thank you for the reminder, Xiaoyou! I have to tell Musashi and the others to prepare for the purchase in advance!"
"Yes, I wish you a prosperous business and abundant financial resources..."
……
Half an hour later, after eating the bento taken from Kojiro on the bench, Koyou felt that he had had enough rest and walked into the crowded area again. Although there was no hope for the rare elf, he had to adjust his mentality. Afterwards, it would be fun to just go to the market...
"Then, how about I trade my Luli power for your Ladybug?"
"Okay, it's decided!"
"Lulili..." Xiaoyou looked at a pair of naughty children not far away who tightened their elf balls and ran towards the communication switch, pouting with a tangled expression.
A blue hamster-like elf like Lulili whose forelimbs are so short that they are almost invisible in the hair and can jump around on its plush and fluffy tail. Even in Xiaoyou's eyes, he is considered a completely cute little elf. Elf. But unfortunately, Xiaoyou also saw Lulili's evolved version of Malilu here. The obese oval figure without a neck immediately gave up Xiaoyou's idea of changing to a water rat - Xiaoyou was considered a standard of evolutionists.
"So that cute appearance is a trap? What a cunning elf!"
Ignoring the naughty child, Xiaoyou shook his head and shook the cheating blue rat out of his head. From the corner of his eyes, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a helpless little shota with glasses standing under the tree, and a little girl in his arms. Strange, round things…
"That's...the elf?" Xiaoyou stopped, thought for a while, then turned around and walked over. It will be brought out at the elf exchange meeting, it can't be anything else.
"Hello!" Xiaoyou smiled and said hello to Xiaozhengtai, "Is this... you are holding an elf?"
"Hey, yes, yes!" The glasses shota's personality is obviously very introverted, and even under Xiaoyou's friendly smile that fully utilizes Xiaoyou's acting skills, she still looks very reserved. "This, this is my elf, his name is Hu Hu..."
"Hu Hu?" Xiaoyou looked at the elf named Hu Hu held in Xiao Zhengtai's arms.
It appeared to be a red oval object about the size of an adult's head. The texture was somewhat close to rock, with seven or eight grey-brown round holes with smooth edges scattered irregularly on its surface. As if feeling Xiaoyou's sight, five light yellow tentacle-like things slowly came out from several round holes. The thickest one slowly probed towards Xiaoyou, showing a "friendly" look. A mouth with a ring of slender teeth...
"..." Xiaoyou twitched the corner of her mouth slightly, took out the elf illustration and pointed it at this strange creature——
[Kechu, the fermentation elf. ————】
"Chong, Yanfu
The combination attribute, the characteristic is hardness..." Basically ignoring the unsatisfactory introduction in the illustrated book, Xiaoyou focused on the more professional information provided by the system. "Racial value... This guy's racial value actually has 505! Worse than Heracross...eh? "
The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth couldn't help but twitch again - what a weird racial value this is! The two attributes of defense and special defense have both reached an unprecedented 230, while the corresponding attack and special attack attributes are also as low as an incredible 10; the hp attribute is also very low, only 20; and the speed is an outrageous only 5. What kind of trouble are you trying to make with such an attribute...
"Um..." Mr. Shota with glasses mustered up the courage to stammer and asked in a low voice, "A-are you willing to exchange my Hu Hu? Hu Hu is very obedient and eats very little..."
"Well, how should I put it... I have never seen elves with biased attributes, but those who are so biased are really..." Xiaoyou touched his chin and muttered, "I am an elf trainer, and as my Elves have to fight often..."
Although Huhuhu has almost the highest defense power, the basically non-existent attack power is really a flaw. Xiaoyou really can’t imagine how an elf with only an attack power of 10 will use to defeat his opponent...
"Yes, that's it..." The little shota with glasses lowered his head in disappointment.
"So I'm sorry—"
"Stop for me!"
The familiar voice made Xiaoyou raise her head, and she saw a middle-aged man with a wretched appearance running past quickly, carrying a huge baggage. Behind him, Kojiro, who had changed into a white coat at some point, was chasing after him angrily: "Give me back the money you cheated me of!"
Seeing that the wretched uncle was about to run away, Xiaoyou didn't have time to take out the elf ball - even if he called the elf, it would be easy to cause accidental injuries in such a crowded place - so he grabbed the pot from the little shota's arms with glasses. After twirling the neck of the pot twice in his hand, he threw it directly towards the wretched uncle!
Boom!
The tentacles that looked like limbs and head were retracted into the shell, and the wretched uncle was hit hard on the back of the head. The extremely hard shell obtained by the defense power of up to 230 made the wretched uncle fall to the ground before he could even scream, with a huge swelling on his head...
"Finally I caught you!" Kojiro, who caught up from behind, grabbed the unconscious uncle and shook him for dear life, "Give me back the money you deceived me into buying Magikarp King!"
"..." Xiaoyou walked over quickly in silence, picked up the unharmed pot from the wretched uncle, and weighed it with one hand...
This weight is just right. It is within the range of one hand and can provide good kinetic energy...
Then he pinched the tentacles protruding from the holes of Huchu...
Full of toughness, dry and non-greasy...
"This Hu Hu..." Xiaoyou looked solemn:
It feels so smooth when I throw it out and hit people!
"Thank you, Xiaoyou! You've been a big help..." Kojiro grabbed the wretched uncle by his collar and walked over to thank Xiaoyou. "This guy is the same liar uncle who deceived me into spending 30,000 yuan on Magikarp on the St. Ann!"
"King Magikarp...oh!" Xiaoyou recalled it for a moment, and immediately thought of it - wasn't it the Magikarp that he took in and later evolved into Gyarados. "Thirty thousand yuan for Magikarp... No wonder Musashi almost killed you at that time."
"That is to say, luckily I caught him now..." Kojiro wanted to say something more, but saw Meowth running over in a panic: "Kojiro, something serious has happened, Meow! About the fake switch. Found out, meow!”
"Eh!?" Kojiro turned his head and looked in the direction of Meow Meow. Sure enough, he saw a large group of trainers running towards him menacingly, and he couldn't help but be shocked. "But this guy cheated me of my money..."
"Leave it to me." Xiaoyou poked Kojiro gently from behind, "Although I don't know what you did, but just go and meet Musashi and carry out your plan. I will help you take care of this liar uncle. , I will get back the 30,000 yuan I defrauded you of."
Kojiro only hesitated for a moment before making a decision: "Thank you very much! Then I'll leave it to you, Xiaoyou!"
"Well, go ahead with peace of mind!"
Watching Kojiro take off his disguised white coat, he went to meet their "destined fate" with Musashi Meowth - knowing that Xiaozhi was also here, Xiaoyou had no doubt that they would be "really disgusted" again - - Xiaoyou took advantage of the chaos and dragged the unconscious liar uncle to the grass on the edge of the square: "Okay, let's see what I can squeeze out of you..."
"Ugh..." The wretched uncle moaned weakly, as if he was about to wake up...
Boom!
"Well, this kettle...it's really easy to use!"
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