Pokemon that travel the wrong way

After reading the opening words and revealing their identities, the three Musashis were not surprised to see Xiaozhi teaming up with many trainers present to use the non-inherent barrier - "Kentaro's Military Power" to smash into the stars in the sky, pretending A bag full of Poké Balls obtained through a fake Poké Ball exchanger that said "you can exchange Pokemon and level up the Pokemon at the same time" was also left behind.

but……

"How could this happen?" The trainers who were looking for the Poké Balls they had been deceived were surprised to find that the Poké Balls they took out of the bag were all fake ones made of cardboard. "Been cheated again!".

"Add equipment to defeat, use fake elf balls to attract attention and then take the opportunity to escape. Miaomiao and the others rarely came up with a good idea this time." Xiaoyou, who poked his head out of the grass to observe the situation, nodded appreciatively, "Although I did this The greater possibility is that Xiaozhi will fly him again..."

"Koujie, koujie..." Geng Gui stretched out his paw and pulled the corner of Xiaoyou's clothes.

"Oh, it's been a minute already." Xiaoyou looked down at his watch, then waved his hand, "Okay, Monster Abo, spit him out."

The huge purple cobra lying in the grass opened its mouth, and after a while of rumination-like movements, it spat out a middle-aged, wretched uncle who was covered in saliva and gastric juice, with his eyes rolled back and foaming at the mouth.

"Hey, don't sleep, uncle." Xiaoyou picked up a branch and poked the wet and sticky uncle hard, "Get up quickly."

The wretched uncle showed no reaction and remained motionless.

"I slept really well..." Xiaoyou threw away the branch and clapped her hands, "Abo monster, use the solution to wake this guy up..."

"Wait! I'm awake! I'm awake!" The uncle immediately jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. "I'll pay you back! I'll just pay you back..."

"Oh! As expected of an uncle, it's really refreshing!" Xiaoyou nodded with a kind smile, "Then let's talk about compensation next..."

"Nani!?" The liar uncle's eyes widened, "What kind of compensation?"

"Uncle, haven't you even heard of mental damage compensation?" Xiaoyou's expression seemed even more surprised than the uncle, "Because my friend listened to your despicable and shameless lies, he spent all his money to buy one for some use. Magikarp, who was unable to be dispatched, his fragile mind was so severely traumatized that he almost didn’t survive the shipwreck... Do you actually think that such a crime can be solved by simply returning the stolen money?"

"But……"

"I understand." Xiaoyou said with a sad face, "Abo monster, use the thunder fangs and crushing skills to make this stubborn uncle wake up. It seems that you won't understand yourself if you keep picking up ten or twenty bones. How serious are your sins..."

"I'll apologize!" The uncle looked like he was about to cry, "Can't I just apologize..."

……

Under the unscrupulous threats and extortion from a certain transvestite, the scammer tearfully handed over all the cash he had, 31285 yuan. After excluding the return of the stolen money of yuan, the remaining over yuan was obviously not enough to cover the so-called "mental damages", so the uncle could only continue to cut his flesh and shed tears to pay the debt in kind - a complete set of mobile stall components that can be freely disassembled and assembled. , a portable Poké Ball switch the size of a suitcase, a light blue oval slender scale...

[Portable stall: After use, it can be assembled into a stall with an area of ​​2.5x2.5 meters. The assembly or disassembly can be completed within 1 minute by a skilled person. 】——It's useless to Xiaoyou, but Musashi Kojiro and the others will set up a stall to make money in the next two days, so they should be of use.

[Portable Poke Ball Switch: Communication can be exchanged anywhere. 】——It also had little effect on Xiao Youlai. He was directly given to the system store and cashed in 600 yuan.

[Dragon Scale: A special evolutionary prop. After carrying this prop, the Sea Spiny Dragon can evolve into the Spiny Dragon King through communication exchanges. 】——Xiaoyou doesn’t plan to catch a black sea horse, but maybe he can exchange this for something useful in the future...

Oh, by the way, there is also an elf that Xiaoyou has never seen before.

According to the uncle's own confession, this elf was deceived by himself a few days ago... er, when he was doing business, he used a Carp King and a trainer from the Fangyuan area.

exchanged. The uncle feels that although this little elf is not very cute, considering its rarity, which is not very common in the Fangyuan area, it might be sold for a good price in the city...

"...Are you sure you can sell this elf?" Xiaoyou frowned and looked at this "rare" elf from the Fangyuan area, and began to doubt the business ability of the liar uncle.

"This... it should be okay..." The uncle's tone also sounded very unconfident.

"Are you sure this isn't a Magikarp that is terminally ill and about to die after being contaminated by industrial waste or radiation?"

"This is really not...probably..."

Well, I can’t blame Xiaoyou for thinking so, because the fish elf in front of me does have many similarities with Magikarp, such as the big head that accounts for at least one-third of the body volume, and the huge dead fish that is dull and lifeless. Eyes... But compared to the carp king's at least bright and bright red scales and bright yellow fins, this elf's body with earthy brown scales and light gray fins and tail are undoubtedly much uglier, and in The head and body of the fish are covered with large dark brown patches that look like ulcer marks; the fins and tail are also in tatters, with large and small gaps everywhere; the large fish eyes are sunken in the black Huhu's eyes looked like a terminally ill patient...

Even when it was released from the elf ball at this moment, this ugly big-headed fish was lying on the ground with a half-dead look, occasionally moving its fins to show that it was still alive - it was the Carp King, known as the weakest elf. At least the water will keep splashing to increase the sense of presence...

"..." Xiaoyou took out the illustrated book - is this guy the Carp King with terminal cancer or some other elf? The illustrated book cannot lie:

[Benbenyu, fish elf. Although it looks ugly, its vitality is very tenacious and it can survive even in very dirty water. 】

Okay, this guy is not King Magikarp... But, how can he be called tenacious when he is half-dead and seems like he will die at any moment?

Finally, in the spirit of "A weak thing like Magikarp can evolve into a mighty and powerful Gyarados, this guy who looks like a close relative of Magikarp who failed in his genetic mutation may also have an evolved form worth looking forward to." Despite this idea, Xiaoyou reluctantly accepted the little elf named Benbenyu.

"Anyway, it's not for nothing..." Xiaoyou muttered, and then asked Gengar to send a shadow ball to fly Uncle Liar to Pia - anyway, judging from the fact that Miaomiao and the others have been flown by Pia so many times, they are still alive and kicking now, Being fucked by a pia once in a while should be good for your physical and mental health - a certain transvestite has no psychological pressure on this.

Because everyone was concerned about Xiaozhi and others who were chasing Meow Meow and others, Xiaoyou, who walked out of the grass nonchalantly carrying a pot, did not attract anyone's attention, and soon found a helpless face among the crowd. Shota in glasses with an earthly animal expression.

"Hey!" Xiaoyou patted Xiaozhengtai's head from behind, "Shall we exchange elves?"

"Ah!" Little Shota jumped up like a frightened Rattata, but he immediately realized the content of what Xiaoyou said, "Hey! Is it true?"

"Well, this pot is very suitable to my taste." Xiaoyou weighed the "Meteor Hammer" in his hand and said with a smile, "How about I exchange it with you for the Big Needle Bee?"

"Great!" Xiao Zhengtai seemed so happy that she slipped her tongue. "In this case, I can conquer other elves by myself, because Hu Hu's attack power is really too..."

Well, Xiaoyou doesn't mind anyway, after all, what he likes is Hu Hu's "own lethality"...

……

In front of the switchboard, he exchanged the Poké Ball of the Big Sting Bee with the Shota Glasses, and officially handed over the ownership of Kechu to himself. The sky was gradually getting dark, and Xiaozhi also brought the items he had taken back from Rocket...Phantom Group. The elf ball rushed back. After retrieving the elf that had been deceived, the crowd in the square gradually began to disperse.

"Today is just the first day of the exchange meeting. Most of the elves exchanged are ordinary people. Those trainers with good elves are probably waiting to see..." Xiaoyou, who thought this way, also left the square and started looking for Place of accommodation. "I hope there will be more valuable elves at tomorrow's swap meet."