Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Today is another sunny morning.

This is a forest beside a mountain road in the Johto area. Wisps of warm sunshine shine through the branches and leaves of the treetops, the air is filled with the fragrance of dewdrops and green grass, and the wild elves can't help but let out miserable wails. Everything seems so harmonious and warm...

Okay, it does seem like something weird is mixed in.

"Thinking gavel!" A voice that didn't sound harmonious and warm sounded in the woods.

"——" A strange-looking elf with a cyan metallic luster all over his body made a chirping sound like metal vibration. The columnar body suspended in the low air retreated slightly and then rushed forward. It only had one red arm. The head of the eyeball emits a faint blue light, and the surrounding light seems to be affected by ripples.

The one targeted by such a powerful-looking skill was a grass-type elf with a panicked face. It has an oblate green bulb-like body and short root-like limbs, and there is a small flat yellow flower on the top of its head - if it weren't for the system's deceptive three-dimensional curiosity, it would still be a cute looking one. Elf……

However, the owner of the cyan metal elf obviously has no intention of "caring for the beauty". With the funny scream of "Boom!", the innocent green grass-type elf who just wanted to come out to bask in the sun was directly hit by the thought hammer and flew high into the air, disappearing deep into the forest...

"It flies so far... Is that why it's called the shuttlecock?" Looking at the direction in which the green elf flew, the trainer of the metal elf glanced at the introduction information provided in the elf illustration and shook his head indifferently. "Don't worry about that bitch...Iron Dumbbell, let's continue looking for monsters!"

"——" Iron Dumbbell turned its big red eyes and made a metallic vibration sound again, maintaining a low-altitude floating attitude and following behind the purple ponytail young...nian.

……

Many days have passed since the insect-catching competition where the judges' collective brains were in trouble or there was simply some shady secret (this possibility is actually really unlikely, because Xiaozhi could not have come up with such a "smart" way to bribe the judges). The resentment of not getting the championship reward for unscientific reasons - in fact, it is just an evolution stone and 1000 yuan that is basically useless - has also dissipated over time. . Now Xiaoyou did not go to Yuanzhu City, where the famous Yuanzhu Gym is located, as recommended by the alliance manual like Xiaozhi and his group, but entered the mountainous area to look for another place nearby. A gym beat up wild elves...

Well, Xiaoyou will not admit the baseless nonsense that killing monsters to gain experience and avoiding Xiaozhi's unscientific aura is the real point.

"It should be around here, right?" Xiaoyou emerged from the woods and stood on the road halfway up the mountain, looking down the mountain. "The fighting gym that Miss Joy mentioned..."

"Ah?" At this time, Xiaoyou saw a figure running over on the mountain road, seemingly doing a morning jog. There was also a short figure following him. If nothing else, it should be an elf.

"The people who do morning exercise here must be local residents... just in time to ask for directions." Thinking this, Xiaoyou immediately put a smile on her face and walked forward, waving to the approaching figure, "Sorry to disturb you. one time!"

"What's the matter?" The running figure had already come to a stop next to Xiaoyou, and asked while stepping on the spot.

This is a strangely dressed girl who looks not much older than Xiaoyou. What I mean by strange is the clothes she wears. The ultra-short-sleeved beige midriff-baring crop top and the mini skirt of the same color are both made into a Chinese-style open-front style with navy blue trim. The over-the-knee boots are The knees and insteps are lined with something like a hard protective pad, and the forearms are wrapped with thick wrist guards with cloth strips. The whole person looks like a fighter...

As for the girl's hairstyle... Xiaoyou, who named his giant mantis "Xia Ya", said that the girl's hairstyle is very "Haman"...

"Well, I am an elf trainer from Zhenxin Town..." Xiaoyou nodded politely to "Miss Haman", "I would like to ask if there is a fighting elf gym nearby. ?”

"Ah! You must be talking about Genzo-ryu, right?" The girl in question seemed very happy for some reason. She held her hands in front of her chest and asked excitedly, "What are you doing there? You want to become a disciple. ?"

"Disciple? No, no, no..." Xiaoyou was stunned and shook his head. "It should be said that I went to challenge, right?"

"Uh, challenge?" The smile on the red-haired girl's face suddenly became stiff for some reason, "So you're here to compete!?"

"Kicking the gym? You can also say that." Thinking that he had said this to the gyms that came to challenge him before, Xiaoyou nodded. "So you must know where that gym is, can you tell me how to get there?"

"I can tell you the location of Genzo-ryu..." The girl stared at Xiaoyou and took a few steps back, patting her twice with a serious look on her face.

Palm, the elf following the girl immediately jumped forward in twos and twos. "But you have to defeat me first!"

...What expansion is this? Xiaoyou looked at the little "alien creature" that jumped in front of him with a blank expression inexplicably - a humanoid structure about one meter three to one meter four tall, with an exaggerated three-headed body proportions with a big head and lower legs; There is no obvious nose on the big brown head with a thick pointed horn (this horn adds a lot to the height...). There are only dark hole-like eyes and a wide mouth like slits, and hanging from both sides of the head. What came down were probably ears or other organs; the oval body covered with a layer of short cyan hair stretched out from the seemingly slender but actually very strong limbs, with gray horns on the wrists and ankles. From a distance, it looks like it is wrapped with a bandage; the palms and soles of the feet also appear disproportionately large compared to the arms and legs, and the soles of the feet, which also have short blue hair, have three sharp claws, two in front and one in back...

"Looking at the bandage-like wristband, this guy should be the same..." Thinking this, Xiaoyou quietly pointed the elf illustration in his pocket at the big-headed elf——

[Kebolang, an inverted elf, constantly rotates his body to perform kicking skills, and can maintain high-speed rotation...]

[Ke Bolang, fighting type, characteristics intimidate/technician/unyielding heart, racial value...]

"Sure enough, it's the fighting type." Xiaoyou sighed to himself - of course, it's not because of the attributes of this elf named Ke Bolang whose characteristics can be inferred just by hearing the name. "And it also exposed its own specialties. Such an obvious fighting style..."

Although the name of the elf shown in the illustrated book is "Cobolang", the pronunciation on the electronic speaker is closer to "Capoeira" - a type that even a dead house before time travel like Xiaoyou knows. The enemy chief's fighting technique, which is famous for its gorgeous visual kicking skills - the reason why it is written as Kobolang is probably to echo the two famous fighting elves in Kanto, Shavarang and Aibilang...

Coupled with the description of the illustrated book and the appearance of Cobolang himself: the introduction of the "upside down elf" and "constantly rotating body"; the plush ball-like palms and the soles of the feet with pointed claws, and the fact that it looks a little bit upside down. A big head with sharp angles like a top... Xiaoyou's eyes almost looked like pity when she looked at Ke Bolang:

It must be very uncomfortable when fighting other elves, right? Before you even take action, your opponent has already seen all your cards...

"Speaking of which, none of the humanoid elves are really good-looking..." Xiaoyou turned his head and looked at his own strange power, "You are a muscular lizard man from the philosophy department, I think you are a real one now." Upstream level..."

"I am the heir to the head of the Genzo-ryu Fighting Elf Dojo, Chihaya!" The fighting girl with a haman head slapped her chest very impressively and loudly said, "Send out your fighting elf, I don't know who comes to compete in the gym. A girl!"

"We are not talking about girls!" The density of the black lines on the transvestite's head is increasing.

"Hey! It's a lie!"

……

"Although the situation has become a little more complicated, in short, as long as I beat you, you will take me to the gym, right?" After a waste of time and noise, Xiaoyou glared at the fighting type Haman in front of him angrily. The head girl—a certain transvestite had decided to call the girl named Chihaya that way in revenge—had already put one hand on her waist. "One on one, and only fighting type elves? Is this a special rule of your gym?"

"Of course!" Chihaya clasped her hands on her chest, looking confident. "We are a fighting elf dojo, so of course we have to use fighting elf to decide the outcome!"

"Tch..." Xiaoyou curled her lips slightly and quietly put back the Lich Star's elf ball that she had already held in her hand. "It's a good thing I had it with me...come out, Billy!"

"Oh~" The lizard-faced muscular brother with four arms and strong green muscles, wearing only a wide metal belt and a sexy black panty jumped out of the elf ball with a burst of white light. One thing is to scream, and then habitually assume a few classic bodybuilding poses. The tall and strong body forms a very sharp contrast with Cobra's slightly funny appearance.

Although due to the upper limit of quota, even if Xiaoyou gives Wei Li a somewhat spoof name, the system will not provide extra attribute bonuses to Wei Li like Gengar and others, but Xiao You doesn't care - it's the name anyway. It was just a whim of his own playful nature, and Guaili did not reject this new name that seemed simple but actually contained very profound philosophical significance...

"It turns out to be a strange power..." Chihaya's expression looked quite solemn, "Is it really aimed at our Genzo-ryu... Then, let the battle begin!"

"Cobolang, use roundhouse kick!"

"Sure enough, it's a gorgeous kicking skill..." Watching Ke Bolang jump on the spot twice and then hit with a beautiful roundhouse kick, Xiaoyou still had an indifferent expression on his face, "But your current What the opponent is best at is close-range wrestling and hand-to-hand combat, and exchange-style defenseless fights, right?"

"(Billy, take the opponent's roundhouse kick, and then use) the explosive punch (to return it)!"