Pokemon that travel the wrong way

The battle with the pink-haired girl No. 2 Chihaya with Harman hair was not a thrilling thirty-round battle with Shenma. Although Fighting Girls' Coppola used the creative tactic of using the centrifugal force of high-speed rotation to enhance the power of the three-kick skill, Billy - Xiao Youjia's strange power also seized the opportunity of Coppolo's high-speed spin on the spot. He received the buff called Enlargement, but Ke Bolang's three consecutive kicks did not instantly strengthen his offensive and defensive power. Instead, he was disrupted by a downward spin kick from the muscular man from the philosophy department, which was placed on the upside-down rotating head. Rhythm and balance, then firmly grasped by four big hands...

What will happen if an alien with a big head and small legs who is good at flexible kicking skills is caught by a weird uncle who specializes in hand-to-hand wrestling? Although it will definitely not happen, such as Cobolang being dragged into the woods and having sex, which is something that very few people like to see, but Xiaoyou will definitely vomit blood and go blind, but because the battle location is a mountain path, it is still easy to do it. You can find large slopes or protruding rocks to perform the skill of rolling from hell and throwing on the earth, which a certain unscrupulous trainer calls "hell's upward throw"...

So, well.

……

"...This is my home, the Genzo-ryu Dojo." Standing in front of the gate of an antique Japanese-style mansion with white walls and blue tiles, Chihaya, who had a stinky face, said in a very reluctant tone. "My grandfather, the leader of the dojo, is inside."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou raised his head and took a look at the building in front of him. The walls and bricks look very old, but they have been carefully tidied up and do not give people a dilapidated feeling. The still solid wooden door is also carved with a circular pattern like fists and feet intersecting. "It does look like a gym with a long history...I guess the badge should be the same as the pattern on the door, right? But speaking of...why didn't the system tell me about the mission? Could it be that the old habit has happened again..."

"Grandpa, I'm back!" Just when Xiaoyou began to question the character of a certain son's system, Chihaya stepped forward and opened the door, shouting inside. "And...someone comes to kick the gym!"

"Oh, a gymnast?" An old man with a white beard wearing a gray-brown gown and a pentagonal hat with a wrinkled face opened the paper sliding door of the mansion in the courtyard and walked along the stone paved path in thick wooden clogs and slippers. Came over in a hurry.

"Well... I am the current head of this Genzo-style fighting elf dojo, and so is Genzo." The white-bearded old man walked up to Xiaoyou unhurriedly, stretched out his hand to touch his chin, and looked at the transvestite trainer. , "Are you the Shirou who has been looking around for fighting dojos recently? I didn't expect you to be such a young girl..."

"No, my name is not Shirou, my surname is not Emiya, and I can't make swords, build home appliances, and drive a bulldozer...and I'm a boy." Xiaoyou waved her hands to deny it, and because the other person was an old man, she didn't There was no yelling angrily or throwing pots and stuff in the other person's face. "I am Xiaoyou, an elf trainer from Zhenxin Town. I am here to challenge."

"Really? It's not Shirou? Hmm... It seems that I got the wrong person. I'm sorry." It may be that the elderly have more experience in life, or it may just be related to beards and excessive wrinkles. In short, after learning that Xiaoyou " He is so cute, he is indeed a boy." Genzo's expression did not change much after that. "But since you are here to play in the gym, as the leader, I can't refuse... Come with me."

"Grandpa, don't be careless." Chihaya reminded cautiously from the side, "This guy is very powerful, even I was defeated by him..."

"Ha!" The old man deliberately exhaled heavily through his nose, raised his head and glanced at his granddaughter with undisguised contempt, "With your flashy fighting skills like dancing, it is normal for you to be defeated. ?”

"Nani!?" Pink Hair No. 2 was naturally furious. "My fighting skills are not only beautiful to look at! They are also very strong in actual combat!"

In Xiaoyou's impression, Cobo... no, it seems that Capoeira was originally a fighting skill developed from dancing, and this was clearly reflected in the battle with Cobo. Although each of Coppola's kicks can be said to be very fast and powerful, it is like a dance exercise. The timing of the attacks is full of rhythm, especially when using high-speed rotation and three consecutive kicks. At that time, the "left, right, left" attack routine was as standard as the "quick, slow, quick" of the dance rhythm...

Although this rhythmic fighting method has indeed improved Ke Bolang's attack power and looks more gorgeous than ordinary elves, it also makes the attacks traceable. If it is a battle between masters ( A certain transvestite shamelessly said, "Of course we are experts!") This beautiful-looking fighting method is simply tantamount to clearly stating one's attack intentions to the opponent, and it is a method of fighting to the death without a doubt - -In fact, if Ke Bo Lang's opponent is not the strange force... No, to be precise, except for the strange force, if it were any other elf, Xiaoyou would be able to perfectly dodge Ke Bo Lang's three attacks...

Hmm... okay, it's a perfect dodge or defense - after all, the difficulty level of the word "dodge" is really high for a large human shield that is good at using unknown banned drugs.

Of course, seeing the blushing Chihaya girl "arguing" with her grandfather, who acted like an old woman, Xiaoyou wisely decided to let these remarks rot in her stomach for the time being...

……

Ignoring the "series of exchanges of opinions in a cordial and friendly atmosphere" between the grandfather and grandson along the way, Xiaoyou followed the old man Genzo through the mansion, and Xiaoyou came to the battle site in the open space in the backyard.

"A one-on-one duel between Genzo, the leader of the Genzo-ryu, and the challenger Zhou Fangyou..." Although she looked unhappy because the exchange of opinions did not go smoothly, Chihaya still consciously ran to the center of the field to act as a referee. functions. "start!"

"We are still only allowed to use fighting-type Pokémon, right?" Xiaoyou, who had already fought Chihaya once, naturally knew the special rules of Genzo style, and decisively threw the strangely powerful Pokémon ball from the beginning. "Attack, Billy-kun!"

"Oh!" A white light flashed, and the muscular brother from the philosophy department once again struck with a bodybuilding pose.

"What's the strange power? This is indeed an opponent worth fighting." Genzo looked at Xiaoyou's strange power with a serious expression, and slowly reached into his arms and took out an elf ball. "Then I will..."

"Come out -" I saw Genzo shouting loudly, raising the Poké Ball in his hand high, and performed a series of moves including golden rooster independence, turning somersault, diamond stardust fist (you read that right, this really has... ...), including a series of actions that are quite difficult for the elderly, and finally threw the Poké Ball forcefully in a posture similar to that of a professional baseball pitcher: "How-power-Eah!!"

With a "click" sound that even Xiaoyou, who was standing on the opposite side of the battlefield, could clearly hear, Genzo's old face suddenly turned as white as paper, and his movements that were still barely imposing suddenly became as stiff as a comic performance. .

"Ugh..." Chihaya groaned and raised her hands to cover her face, "But at this time..."

"Uh-huh..." Genzo made a sound like the last cry of a slaughtered animal, and slowly knelt down on the ground while holding his waist, "D-dodge to the waist..."

A drop of cold sweat ran down Xiaoyou's head: "If you have a bad waist, don't do so many difficult movements..."

ten minutes later.

"Well, does it really not matter?" "Actually, we can really fight another day..."

"It doesn't matter!" The old man Genzo stood up again, put a gray-white medical fixator on his waist, and said loudly with both hands on the crutches, "As the leader, I have no reason to avoid the challenge of the challenger. !”

"Actually..." Xiaoyou hesitated for a moment and then said, "Anyway, I have fought against Miss Chihaya and there is nothing to hide. My Billy has no defensive characteristics, right? As a powerful trainer, Mr. Genzo, you You should understand what I mean, right?"

The so-called non-defense characteristic has the effect of making sure that the skills of both fighting elves will hit. This means that it is not sacrificing defense power in exchange for attack power as literally understood, but sacrificing avoidance in exchange for hits. This is a very practical attribute for Wei Li, who has strong attack and defense attributes but relatively short speed. Xiaoyou used it to replace the original perseverance attribute early on.

Now the elf sent by old man Genzo is actually the pre-evolved form of Kaili, Haoli. As an elf on the same evolutionary chain, Haoli's abilities and characteristics are naturally the same as Kaili, but Genzo's force is not only in the innate attributes. It's a bit shorter than Wei Li, and...

Xiaoyou, who was standing opposite, could clearly see that although the blue muscles on his body were still strong and tough, and his iconic bodybuilding pose after coming out of the elf ball was also in good shape, Haoli's long, lizard-like face It is still inevitably covered with fine wrinkles like its owner - elves generally don't look old. To the extent that the wrinkles are visible to the naked eye, it only shows that this powerful man is really of the same age. Big... No matter how high Haoli's level is, the decline in physical strength and condition caused by the years of butcher's knife is inevitable. Then let Haoli take this natural non-dispellable debuff and the strange force with evolutionary advantages and system attribute bonuses to engage in exchange-style fights without the constraints of defensive characteristics...

Xiaoyou feels like she is bullying an old man and feels guilty...

"Hahaha! Of course I understand, young man... ahem! Young man, what do you mean..." After listening to Xiaoyou's words, Genzo just laughed, "But don't underestimate my power! The salt he has eaten is more than Your strange power has eaten more rice! If you don’t believe it, come and experience the subtlety of the Genzo-ryu fighting skills that have been passed down for centuries!”

"...Although it sounds powerful, my Billy only eats tree fruits and elf feed...and what's the matter with that suspicious pause just now!"

"Ahem! Young people, don't worry so much!"

……

"Tch!" Since Chihaya, who was guest referee, had already announced the start of the battle, Xiaoyou no longer bothered with details such as tone of voice, and instead focused on the battle. "(Billy, use continuous) hand knife!"

"Oh!" Guai Li shouted, raised four palms that formed hand knives, and took long strides to rush towards his unevolved form.

Because the attack hit effect without defense characteristics is effective for both elves, Xiaoyou did not let Wei Li use those skills with great power but poor hit rate - such as the Exploding Friendship Shattering Face Fist Shenma - but used attacks. With the sure-hit characteristic advantage, the evolved speed advantage, and the physical advantage of four arms, you can use relatively weak fast skills to cause real damage first. Even if you can't kill the opponent in seconds, you can still launch a grappling attack to catch the opponent, and then you can Depending on your mood, you can use "Ji♂Emotion's Earth Throw" or "Philosophy's Hell Roll"... simple, clear, and effective tactics.

"Powerful!" Faced with Wei Li's menacing offensive, the old man Genzo, holding a cane in one hand and supporting his waist with the other, still ordered loudly and energetically, "Adopt a defensive stance!"

A certain transvestite expressed her disdain for this: Haoli is not a warrior of w [beep——]w - are you planning to open a broken cauldron shield wall or something like that next?

I saw Haoli quickly squatting down and half-kneeling on the ground, crossing his strong arms to protect the lowered lizard's head. This made Xiaoyou frown slightly: This kind of almost huddled up, not handsome at all The defensive action suddenly reduced Haoli's target's attack range by a large margin, and the subsequent grabbing action after the opponent's knife hit undoubtedly made it a lot more difficult...

After Haoli took up his stance, Genzo's next order shocked Xiaoyou even more: "Haoli, use counterattack!"

Fight back! ? As a trainer with strange power, Xiaoyou basically understands the skills that Haoli can master, and counterattack, a genetic skill belonging to Pindad, seems to return all the attacks received in double... and at this time, the strange power has already charged. In front of Haoli, it is impossible to take back the arms raised high in time!

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! The four hand knives struck directly three times, but it seemed that the damage to Haoli, who was in a "shrunk state", was not as great as expected - although the lack of defense makes it difficult to dodge the attack, it does not mean that it cannot be defended - -After being beaten, Haoli's body immediately glowed with white light, which was a sign when his counterattack skills were triggered.

"(Billy, don't stop! Continue to use the fourth blow) Knife!" Anyway, Hao Li has suffered three Knife attacks, and he can't use the special power to avoid the opponent's upcoming counterattack. In desperation Xiaoyou simply ordered loudly, "(Use the power of the hand knife to jump back!)"

boom!

Wei Li's second hand knife still hit Hao Li's shoulder without hesitation, and the next moment Hao Li also released the energy accumulated due to the damage on his fist, and made an uppercut shining with dazzling white light. The fist hit Wei Li's chest hard, knocking Wei Li away far away...

"Oh?" Seeing this scene, old man Genzo raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I noticed my tactics in time, and decisively used the reaction force of the attack to jump backwards, reducing the damage of the counterattack..."

"Tsk! The cunning old man actually used his rare genetic skills to trick me!" On the other side of the battlefield, the transvestite trainer also twitched the corners of his mouth. "As expected of a gym with a heritage school, we shouldn't underestimate it!"

"Because the strange power was deliberately knocked away, the distance between the two parties is now widened again..."

"Then take advantage of now..."

"Powerful, huge!"

"(Billy, use it now) Gigantize!"

"Oh!" The two muscular brothers who were facing each other across the field shouted at the same time, and then they put on bodybuilding poses together, only to hear another "click" sound...

Wait, click? And it’s still “again”?

Xiaoyou looked at Genzo's powerful face with a dark expression, his face quickly turning from green to pale, and then he slowly knelt down on the ground stiffly, reaching out to hold his lower back...

"Uh, no..."

"Ah! How powerful!" The old man Genzo once again let out a scream like a dying animal, "How come you got up to your waist at this time!"