Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Mr. Genzo, I'm grateful to you for taking care of me these days..." Standing at the door of the Genzo-ryu Dojo, Xiaoyou, carrying a travel bag, bid farewell to Genzo, the head of the dojo, in a polite manner.

It is said that Xiaoyou stayed at the Genzo-ryu Dojo for nearly a week. In addition to learning a few tricks of elf battle with the white-bearded old man and getting a few insignificant mission rewards, the biggest reward was It is to ensure that he will not collide with the formation of the hot-blooded idiot Xiaozhi - this is absolutely guaranteed, because Xiaoyou, who regularly conducts "high-altitude reconnaissance" (riding a fossil pterosaur for a ride) every day, saw with his own eyes a yellow electrical machine on the top of his head. The little man with the hedgehog head of the mouse knocked down a rampaging Kentero halfway up the mountain with a toad-like creature with an onion on its back...

So after another two or three days, after guessing that Xiaozhi was already far ahead and would definitely not collide with him, Xiaoyou took out his backpack with confidence and decisively said goodbye to the old man Genzo.

"Oh, are you leaving now? Don't you want to stay a little longer?" Genzo said with a droopy white beard, looking reluctant to leave Xiaoyou, "Actually, young man, you are really good at controlling fighting-type elves. What a talent, why not just stay here, inherit my Genzo-ryu dojo, and become the fifth generation Genzo..."

(Friendly explanation: The rule of the Genzo-ryu dojo is that as long as you inherit the dojo, no matter what your previous name was, you will be renamed Genzo, and you will be distinguished by "x Daime".)

"Well, I still want to continue to challenge the gym and join the Johto League." Xiaoyou smiled and waved his hand, "So forget about the fifth generation - you don't have Genzo here who has carved the heads of past leaders. Rock' or something..."

It's not unreasonable for old man Genzo to want Xiaoyou to stay. After all, during the short period of time that this transvestite temporarily stayed in the dojo, Genzo-ryu's popularity, which had been stable for a long time, has once again increased in activity, coupled with Xiaoyou's despicable, shameless, cruel and shocking methods that are both shocking and popular (there is absolutely nothing mixed in) Weird adjective) beat up Shirou, the public enemy of many nearby dojos, the "Kicking Demon King", ending this guy's path to becoming a super god, and more than doubling the number of students in the Genzo-ryu dojo in the next quarter—— All of them are diverted from the nine dojos whose signs were demolished by Coyote Lord. The competition in dojo management is also quite cruel.

Genzo has always been a "big trouble" and a "disgrace to the school". His granddaughter Chihaya, who takes a gorgeous fighting route, has been hit by reality during this period. She has also somewhat realized that her fighting skills are too rigid in rhythm. Now in Occasionally, he can use some sudden attacks during sparring. Although he has not completely transformed yet, he does have a tendency to gradually develop towards the actual combat route. Such a change has made Genzo laugh out loud in his sleep in the middle of the night recently. He almost woke up with a fright and Chihaya called an ambulance and was taken to the hospital...

"Otherwise, why don't you, young man, just marry me into my wife's house and be my live-in son-in-law?" Seeing that Xiaoyou has no interest in becoming the fifth generation fire...the fifth generation Genzo, Genzo changed into another one. With a lewd expression, he approached Xiaoyou and stretched out his hand to quietly point to the pink-haired girl who was doing morning exercise with Ke Bolang in the yard not far away. "Although that girl Chihaya is a bit clumsy, she still has a very cute face and a good figure. Moreover, she is still young and has considerable development potential in the future... How about, I will definitely not let you suffer?"

"..." Looking at Genzo's old face that had become as wretched as a professional pimp, Xiaoyou's black lines crawled all over his head and face...

She turned her head and took a deep look at Chihaya, who had no idea that she was almost tied with a bow as a gift. Xiaoyou really wanted to ask the girl if this old man was really your grandfather, so he sold you so casually without any hesitation. Already?

"?" Chihaya, whose personality is similar to that of a bearded-faced young ninja, noticed Xiaoyou's gaze, but obviously failed to decipher the amount of information contained in the eyes of the purple-haired transvestite, and just smiled heartlessly with his gyro star. He waved to the transvestite trainer, "Goodbye, Youjun! You are welcome to come and play again after I become the leader!"

ps: [Side mission: "The coyote must die! No matter which one it is!" Completed. Mission completion: Target Shirou has never suffered from high paraplegia, limb disability, comminuted fractures, severe concussion, etc. He can still take care of himself, is mentally sound, and has normal outlook on life... Evaluation: Unsatisfactory, reward: free attribute +1, Money +100]

So how much do you hate coyotes, system...

————Three consecutive kicks with high speed rotation————

The time is the afternoon of a certain day; the location is a mountainous area on the outskirts of the city in the Chengdu region, where the Little Fist Stone and its evolved elves live.

"(Don't let it escape, use) Swift Star!" Pointing to the last one, Longlongyan, which had retracted its stubby hands and feet into its body wrapped in a rock shell and planned to escape gracefully, Xiaoyou ordered loudly.

Phew! A series of golden energy five-pointed stars flew out quickly, accurately hitting the fleeing Longlongyan as if the moving route of Longlongyan had been calculated in advance. Longlongyan, who was already covered in wounds and dying, was hit by this series of fast stars and suddenly lost his balance. He hit the rock wall on the side of the mountain road crookedly, his limbs stretched out from his body weakly, his eyes rolled back and he foamed at the mouth, he had lost the ability to fight.

"Good job..." Xiaoyou looked around at the large and small fist stones and rumble stones lying on the ground, and patted the little sperm that made a quick sound.

Spirit's shoulders. "Using the Swift Star can cause this level of damage to rocks... It seems that the Yuanzu Training House in the headquarters is quite powerful - even though the name just sounds like a snack shop."

"..." The lavender elf silently nodded its head with spiral horns at Xiaoyou in response, but the tip of its tail swaying slightly from side to side still betrayed its true thoughts.

"Tch, do you think I don't know that you are the same sultry type as Char?" Regarding his elf's attempted pretense, the boy (?) decisively sneered, "Next, go to the cave in front, there should be There is a colony of elves such as supersonic bats, and we will continue to experiment with other skills - speaking of which, you haven't shown me the signature skills you got from the 'gene donor' yet..."

……

A few days ago, in order to avoid being deceived by the unscientific aura of a hot-blooded idiot, Xiaoyou successfully made herself fall behind Xiaozhi on the schedule. But the corresponding side effects also appeared...

When passing a natural scenic area with a huge lake, Xiaoyou learned from nearby tourists that a goldfish king fishing competition was held here not long ago. This is a competition similar to a bug-catching competition, using only one elf partner and a special elf ball to catch the largest goldfish king in the lake. The champion of this Goldfish King Fishing Competition is an orange short-haired girl with two teenage followers and Togepi as a pet... It is said that this dark horse-level girl player came out at the last moment of the competition, and suddenly Zi defeated the defending champion of this event, Tokio, and took away the first prize of the competition - a beautifully crafted but not very valuable gold-plated championship trophy, and a whole year's worth of high-end chocolate...

"..." After hearing this, Xiao Hu silently took out the beautifully packaged chocolates sent from his home in Zhenxin Town from his backpack and looked at them. "No wonder my family suddenly and inexplicably received a week's worth of chocolate... This brand is said to be quite expensive, and it's worth a lot of money if it's a year old."

"Well... forget it." Xiaoyou shrugged calmly, "Anyway, the rules are similar to the insect catching competition. Hirano must be the same poor people who have had their heads caught in the door like the insect catching competition. It's okay not to participate in such a competition. Nothing to lose, huh huh..."

then……

Not long after, when they arrived at a small town called Bro Town, the sharp-eared Xiaoyou heard that more than 80% of the residents on the roadside were excitedly talking about the just-concluded Breeder Elf Beauty Contest in the town, as well as the The well-known breeder Miss Koyuki who won first place and her cute and beautiful Vulpix, and by the way, the dark-skinned and squinting follower beside Koyuki...

"..." Xiaoyou's eyebrows twitched slightly, and he subconsciously looked at the elf ball on his waist, "If it's Nine-Tails, plus those weird props in the system mall..."

"Ugh...calm down." Xiaoyou took deep breaths two or three times in a row to show that she could still hold on. "It's just a beauty pageant. This kind of thing that has nothing to do with combat will definitely not have any missions... Even if there is, it will only be a small symbolic reward. It won't be a pity to miss it... Well, It must be like this..."

And then……

"Ah la la, little girl, it's not a coincidence that you came here!" In a small village that seemed quite peaceful and peaceful, a kind aunt with a curious elf and a plump figure said to Xiaoyou, " The Guoranweng celebration in our village just ended two days ago, it would be better if you came earlier..."

"..."

"Oh my, little girl, you don't know..." The fat aunt seemed to have a tendency to chatter, and she started talking to herself without looking at the face of the "little girl" opposite her, "Speaking of the people in our village. Guo Ranweng’s celebration was famously lively, and there were guests who came to our place with Guo Ranweng that day! However, there were still a few bad guys who came to make trouble, and luckily the guests who came with Guo Ranweng were Help drive them away, otherwise we really don’t know what to do...ah, little girl, what’s wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?”

"How can it be repaired? Is this decisiveness still being tricked..." Xiaoyou was wrapped in a gray-black aura, and knelt on the ground in a standard orz posture, beating the ground feebly. "We are really too naive! We just wanted to stay away from Xiaozhi, but we didn't expect that we would also stay away from the incident and the mission... But we have never contacted each other, so why did we happen to take the same route with us and finish the mission one step earlier? Take them all away? You, the King of Science in Heaven, died so miserably..."

Under such circumstances, it happened that the Rockets headquarters sent Ya Meng's Poké Ball over for some unknown reason, so Xiaoyou naturally turned his grief and anger into a desire for destruction, and started with a group of unscrupulous elf thugs. A new round of "search and destroy" movement regards all wild elves within a radius of ten miles as experience points to be collected, and begins destructive leveling that ignores the concept of sustainable development...

For a time, the name "The Great Purple Demon King who brings fear and despair" quickly spread among the wild elves in the Johto area...

Until the brave man in a suit appeared...er, no, it was until Xiaoyou received a communication from Boss Sakaki again.