Pokemon that travel the wrong way

[Flash waist: a special negative state, mostly seen in elderly elves in battle. The specific effect is to forcefully interrupt the current release of skills when it occurs, and cause attack -30%, defense - within the next 120 to 70 minutes. 70%, movement speed -95%, 66% chance of skill failure, and a series of other effects...]

To put it simply, it means that once it is triggered, you can basically get the lunch directly.

"...I have given up." The old man Genzo, who also wore waist protection equipment, clearly understood the terrifying lethality of this debuff, and made a decision after hesitating for a second or two. "Such a powerful force can be said to be no different from losing combat effectiveness. Young... Nian, you won this duel."

"Uh, um..." Even a guy like Xiaoyou who has no sense of moral integrity would have no interest in bullying the old, weak, sick and disabled - after all, this is not the same as beating a child. "Actually, we can... take a break?"

"No need." Genzo, who had already put Haoli, who was paralyzed on the field, back into the elf ball, shook his head, and said as if an old man had looked away, "Haoli is my partner who has been practicing with me for most of my life. It I know in my heart the state of it. In fact, even if it doesn't dodge to the waist, fighting with an opponent with your level of strange strength, its physical strength may not be able to survive to the end of the battle... So don't hold any grudges, you deserve this victory. Yes. Go and take the sign from the door, it’s already yours!”

"No!" Before Xiaoyou could speak, Chihaya stood at the feet of Chihaya and shouted first. "That's the signboard of the dojo! Grandpa, don't you always say that it's the symbol of Genzo-ryu's century-old school inheritance? How can you let others take it away?"

"If you lose, you lose. I still have the courage to admit defeat!" Genzo closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Anyway, you stupid girl has no talent at all. Instead of watching you helplessly in the future If the dojo is defeated, it’s better for me to end it with my own hands now!”

"What did you say!"

"Is what I said wrong? Your dancing-like display has no power at all in actual combat!"

"Um, are you sorry to interrupt?" Seeing the quarrel between the grandfather and grandson that was about to turn into domestic violence, Xiaoyou couldn't help but interject, "Actually, I don't intend to take away your sign. You just Just give me a badge..."

"Badge?" The two people in the argument turned to look at Xiaoyou inexplicably, "What badge?"

"Well, it was given by the gym trainer after winning the gym challenge..." Although she didn't know the specific reason yet, Xiaoyou subconsciously felt that something was wrong. "...A badge used to participate in the alliance conference?"

"Oh, you mean the badge of the alliance gym." Genzo nodded as if he suddenly understood, "But ours is an elf gym here, so there is no badge?"

"……what?"

……

After a few minutes.

Under the simple and clear explanation of the old man Genzo, Xiaoyou has completely understood the situation: "...In other words, this is a 'dojo' that teaches elf battle techniques, similar to a training class, and tests trainers and distributes them at the same time. Is the badge’s ‘gym’ a completely different institution?”

"Yes, that's it." Genzo nodded calmly - ensuring that his sign would not be taken away by others, the old man naturally became calm. "A dojo is a dojo, and a dojo is a dojo. They are completely different."

"But, but..." Xiaoyou, who realized that he seemed to have made a mistake, had a dark look on his face, "I originally wanted Miss Joy from the Elf Center to ask about the nearby gym..."

"Ah, you're talking about the elf center near the natural park, right?" Chihaya, a pink-haired girl with a manly head, interjected with a smile, "Miss Joy there is a little bit natural, maybe I heard it wrong. ?After all, our area is famous for various elf dojos..."

How could Nima possibly hear it wrong! Although dojo and dojo are written almost the same, their pronunciation is completely different. Is that possible? If it wasn’t for Alzheimer’s disease, it would be impossible to hear it wrong, right? Miss Joy of the Natural Park, did you do this on purpose? You must be holding a grudge because you found out that we were grinding monsters and leveling nearby at that time, so we came to recover n times a day, which increased your workload, right? You must have seen through my disguise and wanted to retaliate against me for using different costumes to snap up the limited edition elf recovery potion at a special price, right?

When the pink Joey is cut open, is it really all black inside?

The transvestite is bent forward in frustration...

[Hidden mission: "Ah! Kick the gym!" Completed! Reward free attribute +1, money +100 (because the conditions for capturing the dojo signboard have not been completed, the additional rewards of attack +1, defense +1, money +900, skill learner: counterattack... are not obtained)]

"How can it be fixed? There is no need to comfort you with your cheating system... No, is this comfort or ridicule? This is definitely a mockery, right?"

————The hell of a certain philosophy is rolling————

Xiaoyou stayed in the Genzo-ryu dojo for several days.

Although after learning that there were no badges to get here, Xiaoyou planned to leave directly and find a real gym, then have a painful battle with the real gym trainer, and then happily take a real gym badge. Yes, but old man Genzo very enthusiastically persuaded Xiaoyou to stay here for a longer time——

"

It doesn't matter, in fact, even if you insisted on leaving now in 2016, causing this dojo to be taken away by other gymnasts and eventually closed down because I was unable to fight because of my injury, only the two old guys, I and Haoli, would do it. Because I have no source of livelihood, I just die of hunger and cold in a corner of a deep mountain and old forest..."

"..."

"Ah, and my useless idiot granddaughter will probably live alone with her hatred for the elf trainer... Of course, none of this is your fault."

"..."

After hearing the "understanding" words of apology from the old man Genzo, Xiaoyou naturally broke out in cold sweat and stayed "willingly" - it seemed like he had heard this line somewhere before, and it gave him a sense of déjà vu. Said?

Xiaoyou simply felt that it wouldn't be a bad thing to stay here for a few more days to distance himself from some unscientific hot-blooded idiot, so he stayed here with peace of mind, eating three free meals a day, and visiting Genzo and Chihaya who came to the nearby dojo to study. Apprentices—basically all naughty kids—took classes, and then were caught doing physical training... Oh no, it was on-site teaching...

As a dojo with a century-old history, Genzo-ryu is still quite famous among the nearby dojos. Every day, many naughty kids come with their own fighting-type elves to seek training. And this group of naughty kids are also clearly divided into two groups. A small group of "people of insight" support the orthodox practical fighting skills of old man Genzo, while more "fashionistas" are interested in the more gorgeous Chihaya girl. Rhythm flow is favored. Although these two groups of naughty kids don't usually fight each other, they can't really be called in love with each other...

It's just that this factional dispute has changed greatly during the time when Xiaoyou entered the dojo...

Earlier, although Genzo and Chihaya held different fighting philosophies, they could not directly compete in front of the students to prove whose idea was better - after all, Genzo was superior in both experience and strength. Clearly better than Chihaya.

Just like a judo master with a ninth-degree black belt instantly killed a taekwondo rookie who had just taken a training class for two weeks, it does not mean that judo is better than taekwondo.

But now that there is a "wild trainer" named Zhou Fangyou as a reference, the situation is different. Now, during the teaching process, old man Genzo would occasionally call out Xiaoyou, who was watching a play, to have a discussion. Although he was sent to the elf center with great force, Genzo was able to borrow the little boy's little student's little one. The elf comes to fight Xiaoyou - it is certain that he will not be able to beat him, but it is enough if he only practices one or two moves in the teaching to show the superiority of these skills.

Xiaoyou was a little bit dissatisfied about this at first, but later found that during such a "sparring" process, she could indeed learn some practical tips for fighting elf battles, so she obediently took on the role of a sparring partner.

I have to say that Wei Li's philosophy-based tendon is quite convincing - in short, the children were amazed that "our own elf can fight against such a powerful elf using the secrets taught by Grandpa Genzo" In front of his eyes, the number of fans of the old man’s combat streaming began to gradually increase...

Naturally, Chihaya, a girl with a ham-shaped head, will not just sit back and watch her fans switch to the arms of her competitors, so she follows suit and grabs Xiaoyou as a sparring partner... But what is regrettable is that there is a ruthless person who takes the misfortune of others as a source of pleasure. This time the ethics system stood on the opposite side of the girl - a task called "Teaching Assistant? Teacher's Day?" appeared in the task bar that only creatures with purple ponytails could see, and this task clearly required a certain transvestite In the "teaching competition", do your best and don't paddle...

As a result, Xiaoyou gained another 2 points of free attributes, while Chihaya's "gorgeous + rhythm" tactics proved to be nothing more than gorgeous... The number of old man Genzo's actual combat flow supporters is further increasing...

It is said that during this period, Ling Xiaoyou was initially misunderstood as the culprit of the dojo kicker. The real dojo kicker, a young trainer named Shirou, who targeted the dojo signboard, visited the Genzo-ryu dojo - this guy was said to intend to The reason for opening a new elf dojo and looking for dojos to compete in is to gain popularity and defeat competitors. This guy with a slightly deceptive name (of course, he obviously has no such consciousness) has successfully defeated nine other dojos in this area. Naturally, he is not an ordinary soldier with such a record, but he has a gold inlay on his name. The rare elites on the side... miscellaneous soldiers. And this Genzo-ryu dojo is its "memorable tenth"...

Xiaoyou said that this guy's erect g was really not that good.

[Side mission: "The hyena must die! No matter which one it is!" Beat up the kicking gym trainer named Shirou... Reward: Depending on the completion of the mission, free attribute points + a certain amount of money will be awarded...]

So Xiaoyou very decisively acted as the "unknown disciple" of the dojo leader, ignoring the strong desire of the dojo leader's granddaughter (Chihaya favorability -150, Xiaoyou's reputation with Chihaya dropped to hostility...), and took the initiative He shouldered the heavy responsibility of fighting against those who kicked the gym and defending the sign of the dojo...

Xiaoyou’s only fighting elf, Billy Herrington! vs! Shirou's Savarang!

Well, there's still nothing to say about the battle with a monster with no defense characteristics. It's just that Shavarang, who looks like a headless monster, kicked him with a flying knee, but it didn't take off the thick-skinned and muscular brother. The muscle brother seizes the opportunity to get close, and then a close range wrestling technique full of erotic sweat and philosophy...

The hell of philosophy is rolling, the love of love is thrown to the earth...are you still alive? Then let’s do another Beidou Love-Breaking Explosive Fist...

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