Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Damn it! Although I'm not willing to give in...but if you lose, you lose! As a famous mysterious businessman who wanders around the world, I won't even have this kind of courage! Let you see the good things I treasure!"

"Well, although what you said seems to be like that..." Xiaoyou watched with a dark expression as the mysterious businessman quickly took off his red cloak and spread it on the ground, and then took out the small red backpack behind him. He kept coming up with various weird props, large and small, like magic. "But at least please put away that old chrysanthemum-like smile on your face. That will be more convincing..."

It's obviously the result of you going crazy because of poverty, so you desperately sold out your teammates in order to make a business!

"No, no, no, this is a business smile only for businessmen!" The businessman who was squatting on the ground raised his head slightly and showed off his twelve shining teeth to Xiaoyou - in fact, he had a large The guy in the red cowboy hat has 70% of his face covered. The only thing that can be seen is this super obscene smile...

The black lines on Xiaoyou's head are increasing...

Having said that, although it seems a bit unscrupulous, the mysterious merchant's illegal stall does have many rare props that have never been seen in Xiaoyou's system store.

For example, the small wooden box that Xiaoyou held in his hand was boxy and had colorful stickers on it. When Xiaoyou held it in his hand, he received the prop description provided by the system...

[Universal Evolutionary Stone Box: A collection box that uses improved transmission technology. Usage: Take off the sticker of the corresponding color on the lid and open the box. There is a 94% chance of getting the corresponding evolution stone, a 5% chance of getting a random evolution stone, and a 1% chance that the box will explode. The box is discarded after one use. (It has been tested that the explosion will not cause fatal damage, please feel free to use it) Price: 3500]

"..." Xiaoyou said that this thing may be convenient for other trainers to buy with money, but for me, who can buy things from the system store at any time, it is useless...

Putting down the small wooden box, Xiaoyou turned to pick up a stack of inconspicuous pieces of paper next to it with densely printed small characters...

[Unfettered wholesale discount coupons: an existence that all real estate store owners hate! Post it at the door of the corresponding store, you can get a large discount on a single item unconditionally, and the discount can definitely be described as unreasonable! (This product is limited to one purchase at a time and is only valid for products with a unit price of less than 100 yuan) Price: 250]

Xiaoyou raised his head and glared at the businessman: "...With this thing, you would actually stoop to eat the King's meal?"

The merchant confidently... showed his twelve shining teeth again: "I have said that merchants will not use their own products!"

Basically, what is not available in shops at small street stalls are these very "personalized" products:

[Leftover bento: Although there are only fish bones and apple cores left in it...but don't underestimate it! The elves carrying leftover lunches will periodically regain their physical strength during the battle! (Friendly reminder, if the elf takes out the fish bone core and throws it into his mouth during the battle, it may make the opponent suspect that you abuse the elf...) Price: 4000] - We don’t care how much physical strength it can restore or whether it is an abuser. Damn it... just taking out fish bones to chew on during a battle is really embarrassing!

[Elf attracting pheromones: Includes a full set of pheromones dedicated to each type. Spraying on the body can effectively attract wild elves of that type within a few miles. (Experimental data shows that in most cases, the wild elves attracted by the effect of this prop are of the opposite gender to the user...) Price: 5400] - What then? Being dragged into the woods by a group of wild elves of the opposite sex in estrus... Is this thing used to induce death or not?

……

In addition to such weird things, there are also a lot of reliable gadgets on the small stalls, including various evolution stones and props for communication evolution, various elf balls and elf medicines, and the prices are generally higher than those in system stores. Much cheaper.

By the way, the master ball is also available for sale! And it’s cheaper than the system store!

Only 166668!

Damn, I can't afford it either...

Xiaoyou finally understands why Merchant Lord released Regice at the end to show off his cuteness. Is this to remind himself that "there are risks in robbing merchants, so be careful when taking risks"...

"One piece!" When faced with Xiaoyou's inquiry about whether he could get a discount, the mysterious businessman smiled and held out a finger to Xiaoyou, "It's not easy to celebrate.

The business is open, you can choose a rare product that is not available in ordinary stores, and we will give you a 50% discount! "

"It's just one piece?" Xiaoyou expressed great dissatisfaction with this benefit, "It's hard to get more discounts for the first time. Ten pieces are discounted in half!"

"Impossible." The mysterious businessman shook his head as if he had been slapped again. "In that case, I will still starve to death after doing business! I will give you a 10% discount at most!"

Then, without any surprise, it’s time to bargain…

Xiaoyou activates the characteristic: mouth gun lvx!

The mysterious businessman activates the characteristic: Fool lvx! The characteristics of both parties are at the same level! The effect is negated!

Meat nd1:

Xiaoyou uses skills: Splash and roll!

The mysterious businessman's attitude is slightly relaxed...the discount is slightly increased...

The mysterious businessman uses skills: Cry poor!

Xiaoyou's attitude is slightly relaxed...the discount is slightly reduced...

Meat nd2:

Xiaoyou uses skills: Act cute!

General effect……

The mysterious businessman remains unmoved...the discount remains unchanged...

The mysterious businessman uses skills: Labor and management are controlled by the royal sister!

Xiaoyou fell into a state of shock and could not move for one round...

Meat nd3:

The mysterious businessman uses the skill: Iron Will!

The mysterious businessman's defense rises...

Meat nd4:

Xiaoyou used a prop: a cross-dressing kit!

Xiaoyou enters lily incense mode...

Xiaoyou uses skills: Charm!

The effect is outstanding!

The mysterious businessman fell into a charmed state, his attack, defense, and speed were greatly reduced, and he was unable to move for three rounds...

The mysterious businessman fell into a nosebleed state and continued to lose HP every round...

The attitude of the mysterious businessman has been greatly shaken...the discounts have increased significantly...

……

After a battle without gunpowder and blood, Xiaoyou finally got a 30% discount on three rare items and a 20% discount on all other ordinary items...

[Unknown magical calcium tablets: It is said to be developed using an exclusive formula provided by a popular southern nurse. After being given to the elf, it can further promote the growth and development of the elf, increase the body shape, enhance strength and other effects. (This product is not recommended for human consumption, and we are not responsible for any unknown accidents that may result) Discounted price: 3500]

[Container expansion upgrade component: A technology plug-in developed using the newly developed space folding technology, which can randomly expand the internal volume of any item containing space technology by 2-5 times. (This product has undergone strict technical certification, which can ensure a success rate of more than 90%!) Price after discount: 5600]

[Glitter potion of unknown origin: The final product after hundreds of inhumane sexual experiments. When used on an elf, there is a chance that the elf will mutate into a glitter elf. (Because it is a final product, there are no side effects, please feel free to use it) Price after discount: 8400]

The above are the three discounted products selected by the transvestite trainer - calcium tablets are used to continue feeding a certain big elf that has a history of taking medication and continue to move forward on the road of giant elf; upgrade components are used to expand a certain elf with automatic recovery effect. Bottle; as for the glitter potion... Although there is no clear target for its use, the glitter elf sounds like it would be fun!

Also, these three props are relatively expensive, so you can save a lot of money by discounting them...

"Are these three pieces? Okay, then the great benefit... 17500 yuan!" The mysterious businessman with two rolls of toilet paper stuck in his nostrils took out a calculator and banged it for a while, then showed a happy smile - at least his mouth looked happy. look like. "Do you need me to wrap it up for you?"

"No, I can just install it myself..." Xiaoyou paid the money with a little pain, and put the three props into his backpack. "Well, give me a discount coupon for Wujie Cao... and I want this one too..."