Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"How about it, you can make it cheaper for us!"

"I've already given you a 20% discount! Customer, how can you bear to ask me to lower the price!"

"But if we buy so much at one time, why should we give it a group purchase price?"

“It’s only three tickets, what kind of group purchase is this?”

"Why doesn't it count as a group purchase? Can this thing be attached to an elf?"

"But I will really lose money this way..."

Still under the scorched tower, Xiaoyou, who has bought three rare items and is still in Lily Xiang's disguise mode, is still fighting an invisible war with the mysterious merchant in front of his simple stall.

"I have spent so much money with you, so I should give you a premium membership or a VIP card or something, right?" Xiaoyou squatted in front of the stall, holding three gray paper charms with strange patterns in one hand and one in the other. Holding the discount coupon for Wujie Cao that he just bought, he waved it in front of the mysterious businessman. "Besides, I bought this, so I have to leave enough money to use this discount coupon!"

[Curse Talisman: A dangerous and weird talisman with strange lines. The power of the ghost skills of the elf carrying this item is increased by 20%. Selling price after discount: 2400]

This thing is what Xiaoyou has taken a fancy to from the mysterious merchant and wants to wholesale it. Mainly because this thing was spotted by Gengar who was bored and poked his head out, and then he immediately started to play around and beg for equipment and popularization...

Although the same thing is sold in the system store, Xiaoyou feels that compared to the system that is tricking people without blood or tears, it is more cost-effective to buy it from the mysterious merchant who can bargain...

"...That's why!" In order to save more money, Xiaoyou hesitated for 0.134 seconds and unbuttoned half of the buttons on Team Rocket's uniform, then changed from a squatting position to a standing position, and then leaned forward ninety degrees with his upper body Degree... "It's even cheaper!"

Snap - the sound of something invisible falling to the ground...

Poof - the sound of a blood vessel bursting in the nasal cavity of a weak-willed illegal street stall owner...

Yurika used the "career line" attack (fake)!

The effect is outstanding!

A heart attack!

The wild mysterious businessman has lost his fighting power!

"...It's so despicable!" Mr. Merchant struggled to get up from the ground with blood streaming down his face. "If this continues, I will bleed to death!"

"I don't know anything?" Based on the nonsensical concept of "it's not the breasts that are exposed but the silicone pads, so it's okay", a cross-dressing lady shamelessly opened her collar and fanned it inside with her hands. "Speaking of which, the weather is so hot today..."

Crack--the sound of something invisible falling all over the floor...

"Ugh... okay, you win!" Feeling that his nose was showing signs of "blowing out" again, the mysterious businessman decisively raised his hands in surrender. “Just 30% off on regular merchandise!”

"Humph, that's ridiculous." Xiaoyou straightened up and buttoned up her clothes, showing a winner's smile. "Then check out quickly, I have to find a place to use this discount coupon..."

"I haven't finished talking yet!" Mr. Merchant quickly waved his hand, "If you want me to give you a 30% discount, you have to buy a few more products from my 'Store Manager Recommended' series!"

"Recommended by the store manager?" Xiaoyou's face was full of doubts, "It sounds like a slow-moving product that cannot be sold... You are not going to recommend some outdated eroge game pirated CDs, are you?"

Boom! The mysterious businessman fell down, leaving a shocking pool of blood on the ground - well, it was just a nosebleed.

"Hun Dan!" The mysterious businessman covered his nose and shouted angrily, "Who do you think I am!"

"An eroge with extremely fragile nasal mucosa." Xiaoyou answered without hesitation.

"You're talking nonsense! Don't look down on my professional ethics!" The businessman whose character was questioned roared angrily, "The so-called 'store manager recommended' products are carefully selected by me based on the characteristics and needs of each customer. A great thing that will definitely come in handy!”

"Oh, really?" Seeing the serious look on the businessman's face, Xiaoyou also stopped joking, stood up straight and buttoned up his shirt. "Then show me the products you recommend?"

"...Hmph!" The mysterious businessman lowered his head and pulled out several props on the stall:

; An unknown creature's scales with a colorful luster on the surface, a gray and dirty rag exuding a faint purple-black mist, a seemingly inconspicuous lavender diamond-shaped small stone, and a picture Exquisite and compact disc.

"These are..." Xiaoyou took these things in his hands one by one and looked at them...

[Beautiful scales: Mysterious scales shining with colorful luster. Certain Pokémon will evolve when carrying this item for communication exchange. Selling price after discount: 1980]

[Spirit World Cloth: Cloth full of creepy and strong spiritual power. Certain Pokémon will evolve when carrying this item for communication exchange. Selling price after discount: 1960]

[Evolutionary pyroxene: a small piece of miracle of evolution. When an elf that is not in its final evolved form carries this item, its defense and special defense will each increase by 50%. Selling price after discount: 2400]

[Skill learner t0: allows the elf to learn stand-in skills. Stand: Consume part of your own HP to create a clone, which acts as your stand-in to resist damage. Selling price after discount: 700]

"These are the 'store manager's recommendations' this time." The mysterious businessman spread his hands and said, "Choose one of the spiritual world cloth and the evolutionary pyroxene, plus the beautiful scales and the skill learner. If you buy these three props, I will I’ll give you a 30% discount on regular merchandise.”

"Well, let's think about it first..." Xiaoyou put her hand on her chin and began to use her brain. Since the mysterious businessman said that these props are definitely useful to him, it is obvious that he has elves who can use beautiful scales and spiritual cloth to communicate and evolve. And an evolutionary pyroxene is added in the middle, and it is a choice between the cloth of the spiritual world, which shows that an elf who can communicate and evolve can choose to carry this stone...

Then what kind of elves do you have that rely on the cloth of the spiritual world to evolve... eh?

Xiaoyou suddenly remembered that when he completed the hidden mission of Yuanzhu Gym, the reward prop that was knocked off the radar of searching for the mysterious merchant was called the Spirit World... plus the Spirit World Cloth. With its spooky appearance, this thing is definitely used to evolve ghost elves! Among the ghost-type elves under his command, Gengar Ash has long since evolved into a complete form, while Soul-Eye is an unlucky child who has no evolved form... so the only one left who has just evolved from a flying skeleton into a cute mummy The night giant.

"Well, sure enough... the most outstanding racial value among the night giants is the defense and special defense of up to 130, which is just suitable for the strengthening effect of the evolved pyroxene." Thinking of this, Xiaoyou did a simple arithmetic question "If each increases If it is 50%, it is equivalent to 195 defense and special defense, and then it is equivalent to... the total racial value of 585? Isn't this almost the same as Yameng!"

"It's decided! I choose to evolve pyroxene!" Xiaoyou said loudly and decisively!

"Well, do you know that you just said what you were thinking..." A drop of cold sweat slipped down the mysterious businessman's cheek, "What... As an excellent businessman with a good professional ethics, I must remind you to evolve. The strengthening effect of pyroxene is not what you calculate. The race value only represents the theoretical ability characteristics and growth potential of an elf. To quantify the actual ability value, complex calculations are required..."

"I want to evolve pyroxene!"

"We must consider the quality differences between different elves, as well as the impact of acquired cultivation and training..."

"Please give me the evolution pyroxene!"

"Listen to me... In short, this thing is not what you think..."

"Give me the evolution pyroxene!"

"Hello..."

"Evolution pyroxene!"

"...Okay, it's up to you...three curse talismans, plus beautiful scales, evolved pyroxene, and skill learner...a total of 11200 yuan?"

"Evolve...get rid of the loose ends, dear?"

"...Guest, give me almost a little!"

……

[Achievement Obtained: Wallet Guardian! After meeting the mysterious businessman, he still hasn't been reduced to negative equity! Reward: Lure attribute +1, money +1000]

[Achievement Obtained: Controlling Zombies! You must have done something very careless...good job! Rewards: Lure attribute +2, communication exchange coupon x1]

[Features: Bargaining lv1: You can get an additional 10% discount when buying low-priced goods. When buying high-priced goods, the bargaining success rate is increased by 10%. If you have the special effect of talking, you can get further additional improvements. (When you go shopping, you are always watched with vigilant eyes by nearby store owners...)】