Pokemon that travel the wrong way

The breakfast at Azure Gym is terrible!

A large number of people and elves were sitting on the tatami around a long, low table. The table was piled with large bowls and plates of various kinds of food that didn’t look very delicate and attractive, but the portions were definitely full of sincerity. And the wife of the beer-bellied martial arts uncle, a young and beautiful aunt named Sanae, was still there. He kept bringing more food out of the kitchen - although he didn't know the specific reason, Xiaoyou still felt that this name, like Aunt Qiuzi in Locke Gym, should be a combat bunker in some sense. …

I don’t know why, but after seeing that there was no bread or other food on the table, Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably...

"Okay, let's eat!" Ah Si, the gym trainer who became more energetic after sitting at the dining table, announced loudly, "Let your belly go and eat! Eat as much as you can! Eat until you are full! Only when you have a full belly can you have the strength to train and fighting!"

"Uh..." Xiaoyou looked at the staple food in front of him with three black lines on his face. This is a container that is more like a small basin than a big bowl. It is piled high like a small mountain... The unknown object is generally a white and yellowish sticky paste. Xiaoyou can barely judge from the appearance. It was judged on the Internet that its main ingredients should be composed of rice, oatmeal and batter, and then mixed with a variety of finely chopped meat and vegetables, and some "mysterious things" that even Xiaoyou couldn't recognize. Ingredients"……

...At least it doesn't seem to emit a strange smell or light. It shouldn't look like the kind of dark cuisine used for assassinations.

"You're welcome, would you like to eat more?" Aunt Sanae walked past Xiaoyou carrying a large bowl of vegetable salad and said with a smile, "There is still a lot more."

Xiaoyou's words are not polite - just look at the large pot in the middle of the dining table that is comparable to a small bathtub and is still full of white unknown objects. It was just the inexplicable pressure revealed from Aunt Sanae's sunny smile that made Xiaoyou start to sweat again - that inexplicable sixth sense that if you don't obey, you will definitely die miserably!

Are all the people in the Federation really monsters? ? (Readers who don't understand, please interpret "federal" in this sentence as "the wife of an uncle-type gym trainer"...)

Under the pressure of survival, Xiaoyou obediently picked up the small basin in front of him, scooped out a spoonful of the unknown object with a large wooden spoon, hesitated for a second and then put it into his mouth - anyway, the other humans on the table Both the elf and the elf looked like they were eating happily. I thought that even if the food didn't taste that good, it wouldn't be that bad. Even if it didn't work out, I would still have the backing of Mr. Bei's characteristics...

"……Um?"

This mellow and rich flavor, the texture that melts in your mouth, and the chewy texture of the unknown ingredients mixed in...

Xiaoyou decisively started eating like everyone else at the table... Even if Gengar couldn't resist the aroma of food and poked his head out, it was just an extra small washbasin on the dining table... …

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After a ridiculously hearty breakfast, it’s time for exercise, and according to the beer-belly martial arts uncle Ah Si, an elf battle after a meal is one of the best ways to digest food. So Xiaoyou dragged one of Geng Gui's hind legs - this foodie once again committed suicide during the previous breakfast time. He ate all the remaining staple rice chowder in the "bath" in the center of the dining table. In a state of suspended animation caused by overeating - following Uncle Ah Si and his disciples, they came to the battlefield of the Azure Gym.

The challenge rules of the Blue Gym are still one-on-one, and the number of elves used is limited to two. Only the challenger can replace the standard general gym battle rules of the elves. Xiaoyou took a look and saw that the Haoli who had been dueling with Ah Si in the morning was standing behind the uncle. As expected, it should be one of the scheduled contestants. The other elf didn't need to think too much to know that it must be. It's also only for fighting type.

"..." There are quite a few elves in Xiaoyou's hand that are suitable for fighting against the fighting type. However, Gengar, who had just done a good job, obviously can no longer be counted on. Although he used the strange power of Billy to crush his opponents. It seems pretty good, but there seems to be nothing new if this kind of thing is done all the time... After thinking about it, Xiaoyou decided to send out other elves to continue to brush up on their presence.

So Xiaoyou took out an elf ball: If I use it...will the fighting elf on the opposite side cry?

"The elf I want to use is naturally Haoli, and... the fiery monkey!" On the other side of the battlefield, Ah Si has already thrown his first elf ball. It seems that Haoli is going to be the second elf. Appearance...

However, Xiaoyou said with embarrassment that the uncle was wearing a pair of uniform pants that obviously had no pockets. Where did he put the Poké Ball?

Could it be that it is as famous as the legendary Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket...four, dimension, dimension, chrysanthemum, and flower! ?

"Zhizhi!" Well, there is no time to think about these irrelevant issues that will seriously affect morale. An elf with a pig-nosed hair and a particularly thick limbs has jumped out, making an evil noise.

"Uh, Fiery Monkey...wait a minute..." Seeing that his opponent was Fiery Monkey, Xiaoyou seemed to have remembered something and quickly pretended to be a novice training

I took out the elf illustration at home, and took advantage of the opportunity of reading the unreliable introduction with the illustration stick, and quietly called up the detailed illustration of the reliable version of the system and took a look...

Then he quietly stuffed the elf ball containing the shelled ninja in his hand back: "Sure enough, I know the evil skills... Fortunately, the gym trainer released the elf first..."

Originally, Xiaoyou planned to use the weird characteristics of the shelling ninja to tease Ah Si's fighting elf. Unexpectedly, the beer-bellied uncle came out with a guy who was proficient in several evil skills. For those who were born with only For a blood-skinned insect shell, all the skills that can hurt you are fatal, so the Fiery Monkey is really not a suitable opponent...

So Xiaoyou made a slight tactical adjustment and threw out the elf ball of Mr. Insect Shell's "body": "Attack, Iron Masked Ninja!"

"..." Compared to the high-profile fiery monkey, the giant cicada with a metallic head just silently sharpened its sharp front claws after appearing, showing its noble and cool temperament...probably.

"Fiery Monkey, use Crazy Grab!" At the beginning, Uncle Ah Si launched the first attack. The fiery monkey squeaked and jumped forward, waving its thick claws that were specially modified to look like fist gloves.

"(Iron Masked Ninja, use) Shadow Clone!" Facing the attack of the fiery monkey, Xiaoyou didn't seem to panic. The Iron Mask Ninja quickly swayed and separated into seven or eight identical clones in the air. The fiery monkey rushed forward and swung out his claws without hesitation, but he was unlucky and just scattered one of them into a puff of smoke...

"Squeak!" As if he felt that he had been fooled, the roar of the fiery monkey became even more violent. He suddenly turned around and grabbed another shadow clone with a claw. The crazy scratching was not just a one-time attack.

However, Xiaoyou will naturally not be idle and let the fiery monkey slowly eliminate the shadow clones: "(then use) high-speed movement!"

The Iron Mask Ninja flew together with five or six clones including the main body. With its natural ultra-high-speed street acceleration characteristics and high-speed movement skills, the opponent suddenly seemed to be the only elf on the battlefield, the Fiery Monkey. Only the black shadows and whistling sounds that kept flashing in the air could prove the existence of the Ninja in the Iron Mask.

Faced with this situation, generally speaking, the most effective countermeasure is to use AOE skills that can cover the entire battlefield to bring out the Iron-faced Ninja. But the problem is that the Fiery Monkey is a fighting elf... and a fighting elf He is famous for being great in single combat but struggling in group attacks...

So the fiery monkey could only roar in vain, waving its claws and clawing at the air. At this time, Xiaoyou also secretly used mental power to communicate and quietly issued an order: "(The shadow clone continues to disrupt, the main body uses sword dance...)"

"Fire Monkey, use Dig!"

When Xiaoyou's Cicada began to quietly use Sword Dance to gain buffs, Uncle Ah Si, the trainer of the fiery monkey, also issued new instructions. The round pig-nosed monkey with mixed hair flew with its claws, and in the blink of an eye it dug a hole in the ground and got into it - since it couldn't attack the opponent accurately, it was just a matter of making it impossible for the opponent to attack itself!

This is really effective. After all, the Iron Mask Ninja himself does not have any suitable skills that can attack the fiery monkeys hidden in the winding tunnels. The shadow clones flying in the air also descended one by one, slightly at a loss. speed.

"..." Xiaoyou rolled his eyes a few times and gave the order with a serious expression. "(…………) Yan Hui!"

The five or six Iron Masked Ninjas in the air flapped their wings and rushed into the cave one by one with white light. Only one Iron Masked Ninja stayed in the air and flew cautiously in a circle.

The one left behind must be the main body! Uncle Ah Si's eyes suddenly flashed: "What a great opportunity! Come on, Hot Monkey!"

"Squeak!!" With an unpleasant roar, the Fiery Monkey broke through the ground with a crash and rushed out from under the Iron Mask Ninja in mid-air. A pair of iron claws full of angry power grabbed the unprepared Dazhi... …

puff--

A burst of green smoke drifted away.

"What a horse!?" Ah Si opened his mouth and said, "It's not the real body!? Fiery monkey, be careful at the entrance of the cave!"

"The Iron-faced Ninja can also dig holes..." Xiaoyou showed a smile of success.

Behind the Explosive Monkey, who was preparing to hit the target with a blank look on his face, another smaller hole exploded. The Iron-faced Ninja suddenly flew out from inside, with two sharp forelimbs standing in front, stabbing fiercely. He got behind the hot monkey's buttocks, and amidst the shrill screams of the pig-nosed elf, he pushed the hot monkey straight up until the hot monkey hit the beam on the roof...

"Fiery Monkey!" The beer-bellied uncle shouted nervously as he looked at the Fiery Monkey who knocked the roof beam out of a shallow pit and fell down. "Cheer up, Fiery Monkey! Show off your momentum!"

However, the Iron Mask Ninja had secretly obtained the buff after all. The Fiery Monkey who fell to the ground rolled his eyes without much struggle...

"Fiery Monkey has lost his fighting power!" The gym disciple who acted as the referee on the sidelines raised the flag in his hand, "The Iron Mask wins!"

ps: As someone who has a preference, Yoooooo has never watched several of K Society’s works. . So I can only say that I have a vague impression of some of the more famous ones. . Such as bread. . The dictionary is amazing. .