Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Ugh... Hot Monkey, you have worked very hard!" On the battlefield, Uncle Ah Si looked moved to tears. He choked with sobs and took out the elf ball to take back the Hot Monkey who had lost his fighting ability. "Have a good rest, I will never forget your contribution!"

"..." Xiaoyou looked around and found that the gym disciples who were watching the battle all acted as if they were taking it for granted. Obviously, this was not the first time that Uncle Ah Si behaved like this.

Well, Mr. Ah Si is an overly emotional uncle... Although that fiery monkey can basically be said to have been completely unharmed by the iron-faced ninja...

Xiaoyou is a rational person most of the time, so these words are just spoken in his heart.

"Then, it's finally your turn, Haoli!" He put the elf ball of the fiery monkey behind him (Xiaoyou: So where is the elf ball? Is it really a fourth-dimensional chrysanthemum? !?), Uncle Ah Si wiped away his tears, turned around solemnly, and said loudly to Haoli behind him. "Let's take action! Use the knife!"

"Oh!" Ah Si yelled with great strength, and then struck the beer-bellied uncle in the chest with a clean knife...?

"Ah...ah!?" Xiaoyou blinked blankly with his wide eyes, watching Haoli continue to attack Ah Si with his knife one after another. Although the uncle was beaten until his face turned blue, his mouth But he was still shouting something like "These are nothing! Show your momentum!"...

"Um... may I ask, what is going on?" Xiaoyou stretched her neck and whispered to the gym disciples who were watching on the sidelines - these disciples were still sitting there calmly as before, as if they were taking it for granted.

"Ah, this is a ritual for Master A Si to improve his fighting spirit." A disciple onlookers explained to Xiaoyou enthusiastically, "Master said that by experiencing the power of the elf's skills firsthand like this, the trainer and the elf's minds can be touched. The two become one. But none of us disciples are as powerful as Master Ah Si, who can withstand so many attacks in one breath..."

...that is to say, have you all tried such a weird method of "increasing fighting spirit"? Xiaoyou's eyebrows kept trembling. what is this? A big dog breeds a bunch of little dogs

Think again about the Street Fighter Gym in Kanto, which is also a little weird... Sure enough, those who can open a fighting gym are not ordinary people?

……

After a few minutes, it was estimated that if the trainer continued to fight, he would immediately lose combat effectiveness. Ah Si and Hao Li finally stopped their behavior of "raising their fighting spirit". The referee disciple waved the small flag in his hand and the battle continued.

"Come on, Haoli! Use the hand knife!" At the beginning of the second game, Ah Si's elf was still the first to attack.

"...(Iron Masked Ninja, use) Yan Hui!" Xiaoyou also issued an attack command.

Originally, Xiaoyou planned to let the Iron Masked Ninja use the relay skill to pass the speed and attack power buffs to the next elf. But because Ah Si's method of "boosting fighting spirit" was so unbelievable... As a result, Zhou Fangyou, a country turtle trainer who had never seen the world, immediately forgot about the original plan...

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, Yan Hui is also able to restrain the fighting type, and his power is also enhanced by the sword dance..." Xiaoyou, who had finished speaking and couldn't change his words, quickly found a step for himself, "Moreover, you can also use this to test Hao Li. It’s a characteristic, isn’t it... It doesn’t matter if you use it in the next round for relays or something... eh?”

With its high-speed movement and characteristic bonus, the iron-faced ninja, whose speed was already terrifying, transformed into a dazzling white flash of light as soon as he received Xiaoyou's order. He rushed across most of the battlefield in an instant with lightning speed and was hit in the muscle. Brother Gui Haoli's strong pectoralis major muscles... But when the iron-faced ninja succeeded in the first half of the breakaway tactic and was about to implement the second half, he was hit in the head by Haoli with a hand knife - originally with The speed shown by the power should be an impossible task, so Uncle Ah Si's power can at least be said to have no defensive characteristics...

If it was just a blow from the hand, it wouldn't have left Xiaoyou speechless. The key point was Ah Si's powerful next move: with a slap, the iron-faced ninja turned around in the air for two and a half times, and at the same time, he made a powerful move The knife-shaped palm curved and grasped the Iron Mask Ninja tightly. Then, as Ah Si shouted "Use your momentum to decide the outcome", he jumped up high and thrust the Iron Mask Ninja's head towards him with both hands and legs in mid-air. He was firmly fixed down, and then he rotated at high speed with his spine as the central axis and crashed down...

Well, Xiaoyou said that he didn’t shed as much cold sweat in any gym as he did in the Azure Gym—isn’t this the case on earth? ? This is really not the "Big Russian Butt" of a famous hairy-chested man named Uncle Zangiev! ?

Coach, this is unscientific! The Iron Masked Ninja is just a cicada! Why would you use such brutal tactics to deal with it?

"Bang!" The combat battlefield of the Blue Gym has proven itself to be a solid and non-scumbag project. There is only a very shallow pit on the ground, and in the center of the pit is a lifelike picture of the bug of the Iron-faced Ninja. Face……

High-speed movement increases speed, sword dance increases attack, and the defense of the Iron Masked Ninja is still the same...

So the referee decisively raised the flag: "The Iron Masked Ninja has lost his fighting ability."

! Haoli wins! "

"Oh oh oh! Haoli! Well done!" Uncle Ah Si on the other side was so excited that he burst into tears again, "I'm so touched! Hot Monkey... Did you see it? Haoli has avenged your revenge for you!"

(Fiery Monkey: Zhizhi! Please don’t talk like I’m dead!)

"Uh, my relay..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched. "It was a mistake... I didn't expect this powerful force to be the same as ours. It is so good at the opponent's sword-turning, grappling and then wrestling moves..."

Despite the regrets, the battle will continue. Xiaoyou began to take out his second elf...

The "gift" of the Iron Mask Ninja is still not considered - Xiaoyou's strange power is to master the "Farmer's Three Fists", and the flame fist among them is not only "a little sweet" for the Shelling Ninja...

If you have special strength, you can definitely win if you fight with fists without defense - after all, the ability value is unconditionally crushed and you have two more hands, but I always feel that doing so seems a bit boring...

"Why did Hao Li take a hit from the Iron Mask Ninja? Well, you can try it..." After thinking about it, Xiaoyou threw the elf ball: "Attack, Heracross!"

"Hera!" The majestic-looking blue unicorn beetle jumped out and shouted energetically.

"Oh, the morale looks good, that's good!" Xiaoyou nodded, "took" - actually "bought" - a can of maple syrup from his backpack, opened the lid and put it on the ground...

"Hera?" The horn on Heracross' head twitched twice, and he turned his head suddenly, his eyes shining.

After putting down the maple syrup jar, Xiaoyou took out the spliced ​​metal wooden knife from the backpack and assembled it. He slashed the knife next to the sugar jar, and then gave Heracross a "you know" faint smile...

"H-Hera!" Heracross trembled slightly and nodded very vigorously...

Heracross's morale is rising...probably.

"The battle begins!"

"Come on, Haoli!" Ah Si, who had just won the round, was also very high in morale, "Use cross cut!"

"Heracross, you come up too!" Xiaoyou also shouted loudly, "Use the angle protrusion! (Aim at Haoli's lower body! Then use patience immediately!)"

Haoli raised his arms high and crossed his chest and strode forward, while Heracross lowered his head and fluttered his wings, and the two elves bumped into each other seemingly without any tricks. Heracross's big horn hit the joint of Hao Li's right leg, and Hao Li's double upgraded hand knife attack also hit the big beetle's head...

Judging from the criticality of the strike position, it seems that Haoli took advantage of this fight.

"Powerful! Powerful and powerful!" Ah Si shouted again, "Bring on the power! Just roll like hell!"

The muscular brother immediately repeated his old trick, skillfully grabbing the shoulders of Heracross with his swords in both hands, and suddenly exerted force to overturn the Heracross, and quickly rolled on the battlefield. As for Heracross, it seemed that he was restrained by his opponent's wrestling skills, but in fact, there was a dark red light underneath the blue carapace...

After Haoli took Heracross around the field and threw the big beetle hard, Xiaoyou quickly ordered: "(Now! Heracross! Use) counterattack!"

"Nani!?" As a gym trainer of a fighting gym, Ah Si's face changed immediately when he heard the name of this skill. "Be careful, Haoli!"

After being thrown out, Heracross fell heavily to the ground, but without saying a word, he quickly turned over and got up. The wings under the carapace on his back spread out, and his short and powerful legs kicked hard on the ground, bringing up a trail of The bright red light rushed towards Haoli. Although Hao Li heard the warning from the trainer, he stopped in place because of the side effect of the hell rolling skill that also caused damage to himself. In addition, the "horn" in his knee caused him to move slowly. He was rushed by Heracross. The horn hit him right in the chest, and he was knocked away violently.

"Powerful!" Ah Si shouted to cheer up his little elf, "Show some perseverance and be powerful! Stand up!"

Haoli, who was knocked to the ground, managed to struggle for a while, but in the end he still couldn't survive the accumulation of old and new injuries. He rolled his eyes and fell down again...

"Haoli lost his fighting power, Heracross won!" The referee held high the small green flag representing the challenger: "So the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

This is a natural result, said a certain transvestite. Being hit by Sonic Cicada's Sword Dance Swallow Return, Rhinoceros's "Broken Tendon" horn protrusion, plus his own hell-rolling double-power counterattack, if he didn't kneel down, he would just take off his belt and gold belt to cosplay. Sure enough, Forget it...

P an s: I seem to be addicted to p lately. . When I read other fan fiction, I saw that the main character was called "Sapophys", and the first thing that came to my mind was Kojiro's cactus "Saponaea". .