Pokemon that travel the wrong way

In a mountain range with a confusing name, an unusually sudden heavy fog enveloped Xiaozhi and others. A beautiful woman wearing Chinese-style retro clothing and nine tails appeared from the fog holding a lantern and brought Xiaozhi and others in. A mansion located in the mountains. This woman named Luo Ke was inexplicably fond of Xiao Gang among the group, and she warmly invited Xiao Gang to stay here and never leave...

However, this is not the rhythm of the squinty-eyed boy's counterattack!

In fact, this place is the ruins of a mansion that was abandoned two hundred years ago. Everything, including the beautiful girl Luo Ke, is an illusion created by the elf Nine Tails! And Xiaogang, who looks very similar to the owner of the mansion, is targeted by Kyuubi, intending to use him as a replacement for his late master!

After a thrilling and hard-fought battle - probably to the extent that the little Crocodile was knocked down by supernatural power and the group was chased by jets of flames - Xiaogang used an old-fashioned Poke Ball from two hundred years ago to collect the Nine-Tails. In the ball, and in this way, Kyuubi's resentment was quelled, and Kyuubi, who finally opened his heart, left the ruins that were no longer worth protecting, while Xiaogang took the pain of "It's not easy for a girl to be willing to betray her, but she turned out to be a phantom." Memories, continue the journey with Xiaozhi...

Well, why can Xiaoyou understand the situation so clearly even though it was already mentioned that there was heavy fog? That's because there are now more efficient tail-travel tools than multi-functional high-power telescopes...

That's right, the Phantom Troupe trio finally came back from Yuanzhu City after finishing their part-time jobs!

However, unlike Xiaoyou, who could calmly maintain the telescope tracking mode, they were eager to launch the Pikachu snatching operation and impatiently tried to catch up with Xiaozhi and his group. As a result, they also fell into the heavy fog in the mountainous area with a confusing name and entered the nine-story building. In the mansion where the tail's phantom appears. However, the trio, who are by definition a house trespasser, initially tried to find a treasure trove or something in the seemingly luxurious mansion, but one after another they found a warehouse full of cookies, popcorn and potato chips - of course, all made of leaves. hallucination.

And Miaomiao and the others almost ate all the way happily...

So now I have severe diarrhea...

"Didn't you think calmly at that time? Whose warehouse would just pile snacks on the ground?" Xiaoyou squatted upwind of a bush ten meters away and shouted loudly at Kojiro's head, which was exposed from the bush. Asked, several years ago, he instructed Gardevoir to use his mind power to "deliver" the special medicine for treating diarrhea bought from the system. "Take the medicine, you'll feel better if you take it..."

"Because we have been working part-time before," Kojiro's pale face due to continuous diarrhea forced a smile, "At that time, in order to save money, we had three meals a day with a piece of bread and tap water from the park, so it was delicious. I can’t help but eat snacks..."

"Since I have been working for so long, my economic situation should have improved. Why are we still living so miserable?" Xiaoyou couldn't help but ask.

Kojiro immediately showed an expression like a coffee table: "Originally, we planned to have a good meal after work, but on the way to the restaurant, we inexplicably ran into an old woman who claimed to be a recruiter of the Phantom Corps! She, she actually told We said that Musashi and I had been expelled from the Phantom Group because we had not paid our membership dues! So in order to rejoin the organization, we had to hand over all the remaining salary after paying off the debt to make up for the membership dues..."

"Uh..." A large drop of cold sweat fell from the top of the head of the transvestite. It turns out that the Rockets still have membership dues? I don’t even know what I’m saying...

(Uncle Sakaki appeared in the distant sky, gesturing with his thumbs and showing twelve shining teeth: "Don't worry, Youjun's membership fee was deducted from the mission rewards early in the morning!")

……

In fact, Xiaoyou has recently begun to have doubts about his tail-line gameplay so far. Although he did encounter a lot of incidents following Xiaozhi, but thinking about it carefully, it seems that he has not benefited from it at all. ——If there is a local competition with prizes, Xiaozhi will mostly win the championship due to the magical effects of various unscientific haloes, and the rare elves...

That nine-tails in the ruins of the mansion on the mountain with a confusing name that can use powerful illusions and super powers? Although it looks very powerful, after all, he is an old monster who has lived for more than two hundred years. It is even said that after living for more than two hundred years, he will be injured by one of Xiaozhi's small sawcrocodiles, and his strength is only this... ...And when the Nine-Tails untied its knot and left the mansion to become a wild elf, before Xiaoyou could decide whether to capture it and send it to Team Rocket, Xiaoyou's own Nine-Tails automatically jumped out of the elf ball. , staring at himself with a pair of watery red fox eyes with a pitiful expression.

Xiaoyou had a dark look on her face at that time: What kind of trouble are you going to make as if your little wife is about to be abandoned...?

As for the earlier Ballang, although it seemed to have great potential, it couldn't even defeat humans... Although it defeated two of its own evolved forms, it couldn't even defeat humans... In short, Xiaoyou said that this I have no interest in raising an elf that cannot even be beaten by humans... Even if I catch him, I will definitely be taught a lesson by my mother...

In short, there are no elves at all to attack. Xiaozhi, aren't you an unscientific boy? It should be a normal rhythm to casually walk around in the forest and then jump out of the grass with wild Flame Emperor or five shining elves or something like that? But the actual situation is that not only are there no wild elves jumping out of the grass, but even if you take the initiative to get into the grass, it is rare to find an elf... Could it be that Xiaozhi's aura can not only attract unreliable events, but also To drive away idlers...are we saying that there is no way to drive away wild people?

In fact, this is the key. I can tolerate following Xiaozhi who moves at a snail's pace on two feet. I can also tolerate being sneaky and carrying binoculars all day long to imitate the crazy uncle. But the wild animals I encounter at the end of the day

I really can’t stand the fact that there are no more than five elves! Without wild elves, you can't form a group to grind monsters and level up. If you can't level up, you can't do daily tasks. If you can't do daily tasks, you won't have a source of money. Without a source of money, you can't feed the seventeen elves you carry with you. Although some days ago, Because of Uncle Sakaki's bonus, they are very financially comfortable, but it is quite painful to watch the deposit amount decrease every day... Well, wait a minute, in this case, Xiaozhi and the others do not have a system to provide financial support for daily tasks. How come? Survived in the wild?

(Mr. Shufang Yakumo, who was having a "Housewife Chat" with Aunt Hanako: "Yes, our Xiaoyou is very independent. She does odd jobs when she travels outside, and she never lets me send her living expenses. This child... Sometimes it’s so worry-free that it makes people a little uncomfortable...”)

……

In short, after watching Xiaozhi and his gang wandering into a remote valley after apparently getting lost with a wrong map, and interacting with a group of local mountain people who practice cult worship and becoming friendly with each other, I was overwhelmed. Xiaoyou, who was soaked by the heavy rain and almost washed away by a flash flood, finally decided: He really couldn't live this life anymore, so he should go his own way...

There are still no precious elves. There are only three natural birds that are worshiped as idols, can make weather forecasts, and seem to be mentally ill. They also used teleportation before the flood came. Wherever they ran, even a lot of valuable belongings left by the evil cultists were submerged in unknown corners by the mudslides that came with the flash floods - this can actually inform Miao Miao and others, so that If they have time, come here to dig for treasures. Anyway, they seem to be pretty good at digging holes...

Oh, by the way, speaking of Musashi Kojiro and Meow Meow, Xiaoyou finally completed the task of preventing the trio from being sent flying.

In the previous fights between the trio and Xiaozhi, Xiaoyou had tried this task, but whether he used a flying elf to stop them in mid-air or a super elf to pick them up at the "falling location", None of them were judged by the system to have completed their mission. This seemed to be because the fact that Musashi and the others were "flying away" had already been formed the moment they shouted "What a disgusting feeling" and soared into the sky. This time, Xiaoyou took the initiative just before the trio planned to have another armed conflict with Xiaozhi and his gang. He used two powerful hand knives and his own pot-pot crit to kill the three of them directly. Put it down and drag it away... I just didn't expect that this method, which was just a casual attempt, actually passed the system's judgment - anyway, they were not flown by PIA this time, they were just dragged away... …

[Side mission: "No annoying feeling!" Completed, reward: free attribute +3]

ps: On May 5th, I attended someone’s birthday because I ate too much cake, resulting in cream allergy and protein poisoning. I was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, so I didn’t have time to write. . Okay, I'm just being lazy. .

ps2: The xy on the 31st turned out to be two consecutive episodes on the 29th and 30th! What a decent animation. . (turn head sideways)

"When science opens up the future, Strom's special gear is on!" I just discovered today that Strom-kun also has a fixed line for committing suicide. .

Change the op. . Er, no, the op screen has been changed. . But in the new OP, the two naughty kids with Bulbasaur and Charmander in the Kanto Royal Three are in the wrong position. . The background color is wrong. . And the skin god is indeed the skin god! Steel tail cuts the shadow ball!

Kojiro's version of Tomoe is indeed more handsome than the original figure, but Married Woman's version of Musashi is much worse. .

A desolate scene in the Pokémon Center: Three trainers couldn’t fit together a six-pack tray of Pokémon balls! Xiaozhi has almost thirty chapters now, just grab something on the roadside to make up the upper limit, dear!

combat phase. . Xiaozhi, how high do you need to be to be 9 before you send Pikachu when Team Rocket has released a weapon that is clearly capable of restraining electric-type Pokémon and the quality (initially) is absolutely guaranteed? I said, hurry up and grab some cats and dogs to form a team of six. . The electric iguana robot is indeed produced by the explosion genius Mr. Strom, and it is a gorgeous and explosive good job. . By the way, Mr. Strom's various facial expressions are also quite good. .

Poor Team Rocket, just turn the transmission pipe around a corner and your long-cherished wish will come true. .

……

30 words. . Flywheel Girl...female appears. . Also a gym trainer. . It’s said that the gym trainers don’t know each other. .

Lucario vs Pikachu! Super gorgeous sword dance! All the flying mantises that used to run around in circles should commit suicide! You are so weak!

Lucario beats Pikachu! Floating combo!

However, none of Pikachu fully demonstrates the power of the Skin God! Even the three-shot sword dance and the bone stick can't kill him! An ordinary elf, let alone Pikachu or Raichu, would have been beaten to pieces. .

Have a meal. . When I was wearing the helmet, I didn’t think that the hairstyle of the gym trainer girl looked weird after taking off the hat. . And the gray coat I wore was so ugly. .

Cover streak handprint. . From Kanto to Kalos, Pikachu’s love for ketchup remains unchanged. .

Team Rocket, you captured Luca and Pi Shen and escaped in a hot air balloon, so you don't want the truck. . No wonder I'm always in so much debt. .

2v2. Another gorgeous floating pursuit! Little Werewolf is well received!

Another theatrical trailer. . reiterate. . We are still not interested in the theatrical version. .

The three trainers from the Yusan Family appear in the trailer. The owners of foxes and frogs are both ugly and non-mainstream. . As expected, the Carlos grass type is his biological son. .