Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Ho ho ho!!" A shuddering roar suddenly sounded, frightening a few remaining Bobo who were relatively unresponsive in the treetops.

The one roaring was a ferocious-looking circle bear. The fluffy brown fur cannot hide the powerful muscles, and the thick and sharp claws show the terrifying destructive power at all times. The figure is stronger than the ordinary ring bear, which shows its identity as the leader of the group, and the piece on its forehead The cross-shaped scar is a symbol of his battle-hardened glory... As the undoubted ruler of this forest, every roar of the Circle Bear Boss represents another one or several who are foolishly trying to challenge his dominance. The unlucky guy learned a painful lesson that he will never forget, and this time is no exception...

“Ho ho ho—oooooooooo!!”

Well, the shuddering roar seems...a bit off-key?

The tall and muscular body of the ruler of the forest lay on the ground without any image, his meticulously groomed fur glowed with bursts of unhealthy purple, one of the sharp claws spreading fear and despair was covered with a thick layer of frost, and the other was covered with frost. One was exuding the smell of barbecue, and even the Nidoking dared not look directly into its evil eyes, tears welling up at this moment... A cyan-skinned humanoid elf was riding on its back, four thick ones The arms are firmly grasping the limbs of the circle bear, and they are pushing hard against the back with a momentum that challenges the limits of the joints...

"Hooooo! Woohoo! Woohoo!" The forest ruler's roar sounded even more out of tune.

"Remember this lesson," Xiaoyou patted Snow Boy's pointed cone-shaped head covered with long light brown hair and called out Gardevoir to use the healing wave. "When dealing with an opponent who is stronger than you, don't be tough. Be a little bit insignificant. Just blow with fine snow from a distance. Don't rush up to play with headbutts... The Resentful Shadow Doll can rush up and use Counterattack because it has a ghost attribute. , not afraid of attacks with normal attributes, don’t use it as a reference..."

Surrounding Xiaoyou and his elves, there are "piles of corpses" that are more than three meters high. The transvestite trainer who has not "spawned monsters and leveled up" for a long time found this large-scale wild elf colony. At that time, he frantically took out seventeen elves and conducted a brutal and inhumane crushing...

The strong adult circle bears were divided, surrounded, and beaten half to death by the powerful elves using various AOEs. Then they were captured one by one and the elves who needed experience points used various methods to "make up for it"...even the young ones. The baby bear could not escape the disaster... The most powerful wild elves in the forest ushered in its end today...

"Ho ho ho!" When Xiaoyou was treating the injured Snow Boy, a lively and jumping circle bear suddenly jumped out of the "corpse pile"! This "Corpse King" who endured the humiliation and hid in the pile of corpses had a very clever plan. He should have had experience fighting human trainers: No matter how powerful the enemy elf is, it will be no problem to just kill the trainer. !

But... even though that hateful human trainer stood motionless on the spot with a frightened look, "Corpse Lord"'s long-awaited attack to cleave still failed!

Gardevoir's eyes next to Xiaoyou were flashing with a faint blue light, and "Corpse Lord"'s claws were stuck in mid-air, unable to swing...

The next moment, a huge dark brown claw with a texture like stone pinched the head of "Corpse King", without hesitation, he lifted it high and then pressed it down hard, smashing out the boss on the not very hard ground. pit.

"...Well, the Resentful Shadow Doll!" Xiaoyou calmly looked at the scars on the "Corpse Master" and called over the ghostly elf on the bed sheet who was watching the fun. "I've told you several times, after using will-o'-the-wisp, you need to carefully confirm that the opponent has lost combat effectiveness. The way to confirm is not to simply poke it twice with a branch, but to directly throw a skill to blind its face! Now! Look, something slipped through the net, right? There are a lot of seniors to help you clean it up this time, but when you are on your own in the future, no one will wipe your butt..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"It's so noisy! Billy, if you've had enough fun, please tell that guy to be quiet!"

"Oh!" The cyan strange force nodded, and the four arms broke together with force. With a "click", the ruler of the forest finally passed out with relief.

"Anyway, newbies still need more exercise!" Xiaoyou stood up and stretched after teaching the two elves, "gogogogo! Find the next one!"

The ordeal of the wild elves continues...

————————Billy’s Soap Throw————————

"Let's go together, Manian, Tony, Xiannian, sell the aunties and wash the railway~~" The young... young trainer with a purple ponytail hummed happily while walking briskly on the forest path, while the shadow behind him It shakes strangely from time to time.

Maybe as an elf trainer, Xiaoyou has reached a good level, but some things also require talent...

For example, singing...

Although the voice itself is not unpleasant, Xiaoyou's singing ability is so bad that it is so bad that it has a lethality close to that of Takeda Takeda (Note 1)! When she was in Manjin City, Xiaoyou tried to sing karaoke alone. She sang for half an hour without spending a dollar, and the manager even gave her a red envelope of yuan: "It's not easy to run a small store. Please be kind enough to change your shop...If you continue to sing, all the other customers will run away..."

Although she made money, Xiaoyou, who felt that it hurt her self-esteem, ultimately did not implement her plan to visit all the karaoke shops in Chengdu, but only listed it as an alternative emergency measure when she was on the verge of bankruptcy. So now Xiaoyou only sings at the top of her voice when there is no one in the wild. In fact, when Xiaoyou's song sounded in the wild, it had the same effect of "attracting monsters" as the luminous properties of gem starfish. Yesterday, the group of circle bears were awakened from their nap by a terrifying burst of brain-penetrating magic sound. I rushed out all at once and ended up on the road of no return...

"Ha Xian Nian's Death Knight Da Kuo Luo Gala Mo Oh Duo Guo Isila Ah Da Da~~"

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui screamed and jumped out from Xiaoyou's shadow. He slapped his paw on the elf ball at Xiaoyou's waist, and a red light drew him into the elf ball - Xiaoyou The lethality of singing has already

More than Song of Death...

"...Strange?" Xiaoyou, who continued to sing a few more lines, stopped strangely, "Even Ah Xu can't hold it in anymore... There is no angry wild elf jumping out yet? Is it because the voice is not loud enough? reason?"

"Ah! What is that?" Just when Xiaoyou was considering whether to buy a multi-functional speaker from the store - anyway, it would be better than spending money to get it back from the karaoke shop later - this obviously unscrupulous option , a bright and dazzling electric light passed through the obstruction of layers of branches and leaves and came into view of the transvestite trainer.

"No matter what it is, it must be related to the abnormality of the wild elves here... Anyway, it won't be wrong to go and have a look!" After thinking about it for a moment, Xiaoyou immediately ran towards the direction of the electric light. "And there's no Xiaozhi this time! I won't say anything deceptive!"

Well, the reason why I say this is because Xiaoyou deliberately took many long and inaccessible roads in order to "spawn monsters and level up". After counting the time spent bullying wild elves, I think Xiaozhi should have arrived by this time. In Kaji Town, it’s time to challenge the gym. Of course, it's none of Xiaoyou's business whether it's a smooth sailing and a one-time challenge, or whether he'll be destroyed once and for all and never be a trainer again.

Xiaoyou didn't even need to breathe heavily to run a few hundred meters. After passing the last few branches blocking the way, a wide lake appeared in front of Xiaoyou. However, compared to the natural landscape of blue sky, white clouds, clear water and green trees, a modified boat sailing slowly on the lake and a huge Gyarados being dragged by a net shot from the stern are undoubtedly more attractive to Xiaoyou. eyeballs...

The Gyarados in the net is red!

The modified boat has a very obvious "p" letter logo!

Well, because it's more important... Damn, that Gyarados is red!

"Axon, look! The rare Shining Gyarados! It's wild!" Two small flames seemed to ignite in the eyes of the pseudo-mother. She released Gengar from the elf ball, grabbed its head and pushed it towards the lake. direction. "The shining Gyarados and the shining Menus will look great in a doubles battle, right? And it's also red! The speed of this Gyarados is definitely three times that of an ordinary Gyarados..."

"Koujie..." Gengar, whose head was slightly deformed by Xiaoyou, stretched out his paw and pointed at the modified ship in front of Gyarados - it was obvious that he had already beaten him to it. This hero will be there early next morning. …

"There's someone here...it doesn't matter! Just disguise yourself and grab him!" Xiaoyou waved his hand decisively after a moment's hesitation, "We are elite members of an evil organization! Doing bad things is our job!"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Gengar sighed, and pointed his paw at the "p" letter that was eye-catching on the side of the ship at that time - I am a relative of the same organization...

"Phantom group...it doesn't matter! Just change your disguise and grab it!" Xiaoyou hesitated for a shorter time this time, "We are also the elf trainers of the alliance! It is our duty to uphold justice and fight against evil!"

"...Kou Jie, Kou Jie, Kou Jie, Kou Jie?" - Then how are you going to explain to the crew-cut man with sharp eyes that the Shining Gyarados snatched away by an unknown trainer will find its way into your hands?

"Well, I told Uncle Sakaki that when we were traveling, we met a funny trainer who used Flash Gyarados, so we disguised ourselves as a phantom group and grabbed it! When the uncle is happy, he will definitely reward it to us. Yes! Well, that must be the case!"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." - Well, the elf can no longer stop the trainer's delusion about the flash elf...

Just do what you think of, and Xiaoyou went back to the woods without saying a word. A few minutes later, a young man wearing an orange and black jacket and open-toed sandals with short golden hedgehog hair jumped out: "I am Naruto from Konoha Town! If there are rare elves, it is my ninja way! Then The evil organization on the other side! Look at my iron iron of justice——Ah poof!?”

Across the lake, another boy with a spiky head threw a Poké Ball at the Glitter Gyarados in the net, releasing a small blue crocodile, and a girl with him also released a mosquito-repellent frog. The two water elves quickly swam to Gyarados, trying to destroy the net and rescue Gyarados...

The freshly baked "Naruto" children's shoes almost fell into the lake...

Nima, Xiaozhi, didn’t you go to Kaji Town? ?

On the modified ship, the phantom group that captured Glitter Gyarados apparently also discovered the elves sent by Xiaozhi to cause trouble. However, they seemed to completely ignore the two elves, and instead put down two speedboats and drove directly to Xiaozhi's location. the shore. However, the small crocodiles and mosquito-repellent frogs in the water suddenly became lethargic for unknown reasons, and their combat effectiveness suddenly dropped to less than 5 points, so Xiaozhi and the others had to take them back into the elf ball...

"What the hell!" Seeing Xiaozhi and others standing there stupidly despite the elf losing their fighting power, turning a blind eye to the approaching Phantom Group speedboat, Xiaoyou broke out in a cold sweat. "What are those idiots doing? Run away!"

Click!Click!Click!

Three metal rings with unknown operating principles flew out, cuffing Xiaozhi and the other three who were in a daze and acting cute.

"Oh no!" Xiaoyou covered her face in pain, "It's over! Xiaozhi was involved in the incident! Flash Gyarados is out of the question... Idiots from the Phantom Group, what are you doing to catch Xiaozhi for nothing! Still shooting two A speedboat, because I was afraid that he might escape..."

Uh, wait... The Phantom Group did send out two speedboats just now, but there was only one on Xiaozhi's side...

Click.

"..." Xiaoyou looked down at the metal ring cuffed to her body expressionlessly, and then looked up at the man in black with the letter "p" printed on his chest on the speedboat...

"Wait a minute, I was just passing by the soy sauce shop..."

Note 1: If you don’t know who Takeda Takeda is, Fat Tiger should know him. .

ps: I actually like the song that little yooooo hums. . But when I sing, I usually get asked by my mother, "What are you howling about again?" .