Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Uh, how could this happen..." In the cell of the Phantom Group's secret base, a fox-faced boy who seemed to be a big shot in the future was trying in vain to catch himself with his hands cuffed by metal rings with a miserable look on his face. That spiky blond head. "Could it be that due to the influence of Naruto's cross-dressing, his resistance to ramen has decreased... Didn't we know that cross-dressing would have such side effects?"

[Kaji Special Ramen: Special ramen made by the ramen shop "Kaji Ichiban" at No. 11 South Street, Kaji Town. The secret recipe of the soup is carefully prepared using only local ingredients, and its delicious taste is famous in the surrounding areas. Now added to the system mall luxury lunch menu, retail price: 300]

"Oh, it turns out to be a special delicacy, no wonder it tastes so good! So it's not the cross-dressing's fault..." After receiving the cute prompt from the system, the boy seemed relieved. "But the price is so expensive! How can an ordinary combatant who is only responsible for guarding a cell get such a good thing? Or maybe the Phantom Group's employee benefits are already so good... Uh, no, that's not the point, Hun Dan!"

All right. The point is, because of someone's real-life version of "Song of Destruction", the members of the Phantom Corps who were originally responsible for guarding disappeared directly after throwing down a bowl of ramen and never appeared again - although it may be someone like that person who was not Dr. Silanu, who spoils Uncomfortable Sky, said that preparations for a secret transfer were carried out, but it was more likely that he would be frightened by the "Song of Destruction" and dare not approach the cell again.

So, the current situation is that even if Xiaoyou plans to strip off the disguise of a certain boy from Konoha Town to show his identity...

First of all, you need a guard to help you deliver the message...

And the guard has been scared away by his singing...

"What a mistake!" Xiaoyou knelt down and punched the floor in a low-standard otz posture because she was covered with a metal ring. "You made such a stupid mistake!"

"...Okay." After venting to the floor, Xiaoyou came to the conclusion that "the floor of the Phantom Group's secret base is very strong" and began to think seriously about how to leave the cell - that is, how to escape from prison. .

But it seems that there is no need to think too much, just: "(Axu, are you still alive? Come out and work for me.)"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Following a strange cry that seemed to have no spirit, the shadow under Xiaoyou's feet twisted and swayed. Geng Gui drooped his eyes and crawled out listlessly - when he was by the lake, Geng Gui Oni are also affected to a certain extent by the evolution-promoting radio wave.

"(Go outside and open the code door.)"

"Mouth and mouth..."

"(You guy...Okay, I'll just treat you to the ramen I just gave you!)"

"Mouth!"

The temporary blackmail was successful, and Gengar's spirit improved significantly. Next, Gengar took full advantage of the incorporeal nature of his ghost-type elf, easily passed through the middle of the iron fence, and floated to the combination lock of the iron door.

“（让我想想……）”小幽回忆了一下铁门锁上时按键的动作和声音，“（密码是1－4－2－5－1－7……）”

Gengar pressed the button outside and successfully produced the same sound effect as Xiaoyou remembered...

But what happened if the door didn't open?

"Kou Jie, Kou Jie, Kou Jie, Kou Jie!" Gengar pointed at the combination lock with a pained expression on his face.

"(...Is there a key slot under the combination lock?)" Xiaoyou, who understood Geng Gui's meaning, almost bumped into the iron fence, "(Fuck! Is that code just for teasing us?" !)”

"Mouth and mouth..."

"(My condolences to your brother-in-law! Please be kind to your whole family!)"

So Xiaoyou became angry and immediately began to consider using psychic techniques (just throwing elf balls...) to summon ten thousand snakes (actually Abo monster...), and use the secret "big snake vomiting" (dissolving liquid...) to vomit the whole thing. The actual feasibility of humane destruction of iron gates - although using the teleportation of a certain Lich star is obviously more convenient, faster and pollution-free, but... "That is too cheap. This damn door is locked in a mouth!"

"Click." At this moment, the cell door was opened, and several figures walked in.

"Well, someone is here?" Xiaoyou stuffed Abo's elf ball back into his waist, and quickly put on an expression of excitement that he had finally found the organization, "Great, someone is finally here! I am - uh! "

After seeing the person who came in clearly, Xiaoyou's expression and movements became stiff.

Musashi, Kojiro, and Meowth...

"Well, at least now I know how Xiaozhi and the others will escape..." Xiaoyou decisively otzed twice, "It's definitely the result of these guys betraying their teammates..."

Next, from Musashi and the others' triumphant showing off, Xiaoyou learned that the head of the base, Dr. Siranu, and the captain of the execution force, Tatsumi, had left here with the red Gyarados, while the Meow Meow trio were captured. Stay and be responsible for the "important task" of guarding the base - although Xiaoyou sees

No matter how you come here, it feels like you are being left alone. After the restless trio ate up all the base kitchen reserves, they naturally came up with the idea of ​​Pikachu...

I have to say that the timing of the trio was actually quite good this time. At least Pikachu's combat power has dropped below 5 after being affected by the evolution-promoting radio wave, and the Abo monster that was just released from the Poké Ball by Musashi It's full status, but if you want to catch Pikachu, just catch Pikachu. It's enough to use Arbor to intimidate a few trainers and then just send Pikachu away. Why do you need to open the metal ring that cuffs Pikachu first?

Well, the reason why Xiaoyou who was locked up next door knew this was because the metal ring on his body suddenly opened and fell to the ground with a snap - and the scream that followed showed that it was because of Musashi Because I pressed the wrong main switch on the remote control...

"Alas..." Xiaoyou sighed, "So I'm not afraid of opponents like Xiaozhi, but I'm afraid of teammates like Musashi..."

After Xiaozhi accidentally escaped from the trap, he immediately made a decisive decision, or in other words, his body acted one step ahead of his brain and released the fireball rat that had not evolved until now. He used the smoke screen skill to spray out a large amount of smoke that obscured his vision and escaped from the cell in the chaos. , and Musashi and the others chased after them after they reacted...

Completely ignoring the young man from Konoha Town who was watching the fun and making soy sauce in the single room next door.

"...In the end, you still have to rely on yourself in the end." Xiaoyou sighed again, took out the elf ball and threw it gently, "Abo monster, the dissolving liquid... use it not towards the door, but directly towards the wall."

After all, Xiaozhi and the trio had already run out first. If he followed, there was a high chance that he would encounter a small-scale fight that was destined to result... Xiaoyou didn't want to act with Xiaozhi now.

That's right. Xiaoyou simply admitted that she still had some thoughts about the cool red Gyarados - looking at the current situation, if Xiaozhi was allowed to cause trouble, he might still have a chance to take advantage of it. The red Gyarados was snatched... we mean "rescued"...

To take a step back, even if it was Ash and his group who succeeded in rescuing Gyarados in the end, then based on Ash's attributes of hot-blooded idiots, they would probably choose to release Gyarados on the spot. Then I still have a chance...

The dark green dissolving liquid spit out by the Arbo monster was very effective. In less than a minute, it corroded the thick cell wall to create a hole big enough for Xiaoyou to escape. Of course, there may also be temporary bases whose construction quality is not up to standard. possibility. Xiaoyou, who carefully escaped from the cell while avoiding the residue of the solution, raised his head and saw a strong tornado breaking out from the roof of the base, bringing with it a man who couldn't help but scream. A girl and a meow, heading towards the sky and into the distance...

Okay, let’s add a Guoranweng and an Abo monster to it.

"...Do Xiaozhi and the others have elves that can use tornadoes?" Xiaoyou stopped and recalled for a moment, and found that the only flying elves that Xiaozhi and the others currently have are only the slightly developed Flash Owl. And he is also a weirdo in the flying system who is good at super power skills, so the powerful tornado just now was definitely not used by Xiaozhi and the others...

So Xiaoyou came to the conclusion: "In other words, some powerful wild NPC has been refreshed?"

"No!" Xiaoyou almost wanted to lie down and roll on the ground, "If only Xiaozhi is okay, at least the red Gyarados will be released... But what if there is a powerful NPC around and he is captured by the NPC!?"

"No! We must find a way to deal with that NPC that appeared out of nowhere!" The transvestite who made up her mind put down her backpack and took out her communication notebook.

"Hey, Miss Asuka? Long time no see..."

"Ah, I'm sorry I forgot! It's me, Zhou Fangyou... um, this is just a disguise..."

"Well, yes, I'm right here in the Lake of Anger...it seems like something unexpected happened..."

"That's right, so I plan to help...but I'm worried about any misunderstanding, so..."

"Yes! It would be best if we could inform them in advance... Well, they should be the front-line execution force of the Phantom Regiment. The leader is Chen Ji..."

"well, thanks……"

ps1: The public holiday is over. . I have to work hard to code again, hahahahaha. . (Calmly wipes away the nosebleed) Well, okay, I'm really sorry for not saying hello beforehand. .

ps2: xy32 still has few flaws. .

First, Lucario, do you have one set of teeth or only four? Also, shouldn't Pikachu tear it open and eat it if it goes berserk? .

Secondly, Stron's machine actually didn't hit anyone this time. .

Thirdly, the old photographer always calls Flywheel Girl’s long-browed grandfather “jiang”. . Which of you two will attack and who will suffer? . ?

Fourth, it seems like someone said it. . Really 4p has become 5p. .

Fifth, the mechanically enhanced Meow Meow in the trailer has an inexplicable sense of place. .