Pokemon that travel the wrong way

On the shore of this lake called the Lake of Anger, there is a secret base built by the evil organization Phantom Group. Of course, it may not be accurate to say it is a "secret" base - after all, in a forest with an average tree canopy height of five to six meters, the concealment of a nine-meter-high building is basically equivalent to holding a loudspeaker and shouting, "The labor and management are here." Here!" Same, not to mention the nearly 20-meter-high antenna radar...

So such an arrogant and cool secret base has not been discovered by the alliance. Is the local police station run by Miss Joy?

Back to the point. In the deepest part of this secret base of the Phantom Group, there is an area specially designed to hold intruders. The dark, damp cell that never sees the light of day, the mottled dark bloodstains on the walls, the chains and hooks hanging from the ceiling, the various horrific instruments of torture displayed everywhere, and the piles of bones piled up in the corners all silently accuse this person all the time. The inhumanity of this prison...

"So, when talking about prisons, especially prisons belonging to evil organizations, shouldn't they all have this impression?" A young man with a yellow-haired hedgehog-head with a beard-like pattern on his face spoke in a relaxed tone with a black line on his face outside the cell. A member of the black-clad phantom group complained, "Even if you don't like the retro design, at least bring me a desk, use a big lamp to shine in my face, and then bring me a bowl of pork chop rice..."

"Shut up!" The member of the Phantom Corps who was responsible for guarding yelled unbearably, "You are talking about a police interrogation! We are an evil organization!"

"...that is to say, there is no pork chop rice?" The young man was silent for a few seconds, seemingly disappointed, and then asked in a hopeful tone, "Then what do you provide? If possible, I hope it is ramen..."

“$#￥@&a;*…%#!#%…”

……

Although for the same reason as being shot while lying down - "Since you saw me, I can't let you go!" - Xiaoyou, who disguised himself as "Naruto of Konoha Town", was also attacked by the Phantom Group like Xiaozhi and his group. He was arrested, but the custody conditions in the base disappointed a certain transvestite: Isn't it too sloppy?

There is not even the most basic interrogation process. They just throw people into a few compartments separated by iron railings and ignore them. The locks on the iron fences are coded - although they look quite advanced, they are small. You said that he almost guessed the password just by listening to the actions and sound effects of the buttons they pressed when opening and closing the door. Ah Hun Dan! This kind of prison door, where whether the person can be locked or not depends entirely on whether the person being imprisoned is an idiot... is he really a man?

Well, although Guan Xiaozhi’s words are okay for the time being.

Also, including Xiaoyou himself, Xiaozhi and his group had no other restraint equipment except the metal ring they were put on at the beginning. Xiaoyou said that this is understandable to save costs. Anyway, if the Poké Balls are confiscated, just a few trainers cannot make any trouble... The problem is that they are not confiscated, Hundan! The Poké Balls of Ash and his friends are all hanging nicely on their waists! Moreover, the metal ring for restraint is placed on the elbow, so the forearm can be moved with a little struggle! You, the phantom group in this base, are the evolved types seeking death - seeking great death! ? Even if the elf is ruined by the evolution-promoting radio wave, he can't be so careless...

Well, at this point, I have to mention the most critical act of the Phantom Group in committing suicide. In the process of escorting Xiaoyou and Xiaozhi, who were lying on guns, from the lake shore to the base, the person in charge of the base, Dr. Silanu, also came to the base gate to "meet" the prisoners... This one was wearing a mushroom Xiaoyou also knows Dr. Siranu, who has a hair style and a goatee. He is one of the three giants in the Rockets' scientific research department and one of the main leaders of the Yameng Project. Compared to the mad scientist with Hachi Shimaira's hair, he is a middle-aged man with glasses who is much more reliable in both his research projects and his dealings with people.

But genius-level people, especially genius scientists, will always have some big or small quirks - of course, you can't help but say it's personality or "cuteness". Although he is not like Dr. Wanbo, who occasionally pops up some funny ideas in his mind and runs to implement them without saying a word, Dr. Silanu also has a sometimes fatal "hobby" - serious explanations A habit, or simply I feel uncomfortable not leaking secrets...

"Well, you can't run away anyway, so it doesn't hurt to tell you a little bit about the 'R Plan'..." Facing Xiaozhi's question of "What on earth do you want to do to Gyarados?" - Xiaoyou took Gengar Xiaozhi just said it casually - Dr. Silanu smiled "confidently" and revealed his "great plan"...

The so-called "R Plan" is a "revolutionary plan" that uses technological means to control the evolution of elves. Its core content is to use the "evolution-promoting radio wave" invented by Dr. Silanu to force the evolution of elves, and then create An army of elves powerful enough to conquer the world!

"(Well, a very thoughtful plan...)" A cross-dressing crossdresser said, "(Is it because the evolution cost of super-powered elves is driving Team Rocket crazy?)"

As far as Xiaoyou knows, because of their practicality and the image of Yameng, Boss Sakaki has recently been vigorously popularizing super-type elves in the general army. At present, the main types of elves that are easy to obtain for the Rockets are starfish. The evolved gem starfish, the egg tree evolved from Egg, the sun elf evolved from Eevee, and the hippopotamus evolved from Slowpoke—well, if conditions permit, the Hippo King will take priority...

Think about it carefully, the evolution of Starfish requires the Water Stone, the evolution of the Egg requires the Leaf Stone, the evolution of Slowpoke requires... uh, Bigtongue, and if you evolve into the Hippo King, you also need the Certificate of King, Eevee It is slightly better and does not require materials, but the quantity is smaller than the previous ones, and evolution also takes time to slowly cultivate intimacy...

Well, no wonder Dr. Siranu thought of developing evolutionary waves...

However, this plan doesn’t seem to be going very smoothly.

Although Dr. Siranu said it seemed like the results were great, in Xiaoyou's opinion, after irradiating the entire lake with radio waves for n long times, only one Magikarp successfully evolved, and something went wrong, causing the color of its Magikarp stage to disappear. It fades away, and has the side effect of making the elf irradiated by the radio waves drowsy and lethargic. The Glitter Gyarados that Xiaozhi and the others tried to rescue before - well, this guy is probably not actually a Glitter Elf - the Red Gyarados's Gyarados and Mosquito Frog were tricked in this way...

So, how can this be considered a success? Only one wild elf in such a huge lake evolved... How miserable is this success rate? And even if you, doctor, say that the side effects of these deceiving radio waves can be used directly as a weapon to deceive people, Uncle Sakaki probably won’t happily nod and say, “Okay, let’s use it then!” - No. Forgot your original intention of developing this thing, Hundan!

Fortunately, because in the end, only one case of red Gyarados was successful, Dr. Silanu himself knew that his invention was not perfect yet, so after capturing this important experimental successful individual, he was ready to go home and go to the headquarters for analysis. The specific reasons for the successful evolution of the red Gyarados, and based on this to improve evolution and promote radio waves... And this secret base, which is basically not a secret, will be quietly dismantled after the Gyarados and experimental data are transferred... …

Well, I'm very cautious in doing things. As expected, I'm not the imaginative scientist that Dr. Nabo is... The problem is, Dr. Silanu, don't even say this! This is beyond the scope of explanation! ? And you're not talking about it for ordinary trainers, you're talking about it for Xiaozhi! ! Dr. Siranu, you can't underestimate the boy in front of you who looks like an idiot - although in fact he's almost the same, but that's not the point -! This young man is an unsung hero who has solved world-wide crises many times without many people knowing about it! Even if saving the world sounds too vain, this young man directly destroyed Dr. Chapo's Wrath Energy Plan, destroyed Team Rocket's underwater mobile base, and even used Dr. Chapo as a humanoid suitcase! In short, Xiaozhi is definitely a self-propelled troublemaker and walking broom star for Team Rocket (or the Phantom Team)...

Xiaoyou can be sure that if left unchecked, Dr. Silanu's "r" plan, which seems to be at least more reliable than Dr. Canbo's, will definitely be tricked because of Xiaozhi - for example, Xiaozhi passes through the inexplicable Unscientific means of escaping from prison, and then releasing the angry red Gyarados to kill and raze the base to the ground. Well, although considering that a mere copycat flash elf has to complete the same task as the legendary elf Lugia, It seems a bit difficult to achieve great achievements, but after all, this is just a small, simple, temporary experimental base, Kouya... Oh, by the way, it is quite close to Kaji Town, and maybe it will be refreshed because of Xiaozhi. A wild gym trainer who happened to be passing by...

Well, Xiaoyou doesn't mind that the base was bulldozed, but that red Gyarados - although this guy is not a flash elf, it's okay to be wild, and at least it looks cool. ——But he will definitely be let go by Xiaozhi...

This is what Xiaoyou cannot accept. If Xiaozhi "getda☆zes" the red Gyarados, we can't say anything. It will be fine if we envy and hate him for a day or two, but in this case, 99% of the time Xiaozhi will choose to release the little elf. This extremely irrational approach of nature - Xiaozhi, can't you have other pursuits besides collecting a lot of newbie Yusanjia elves that are not very evolved?

So say no! Xiaoyou clenched his fist hard: We must not let this happen! The person in charge here must be notified! Let them put Xiaozhi into a sack, tie it with stones, and throw it into the lake——

...seems a little more radical?

Then capture a few Jigglypuffs and lock them in a soundproof secret room with Xiaozhi and his gang, and let them sleep until everything is over...

This seems more reliable...then that's it.

The next step is to find a way to identify himself to the person in charge of the Phantom Group at the base... Well, let's call him over first...

So Xiaoyou ran to the wall of his cell, and when the member of the Phantom Corps who was responsible for guarding had a nervous expression on his face, "What are you going to do, kid?", he opened his mouth——

"ブルース~~~Flying Machine Cloud and River Shiki~~~Tama Riverside いをshares にかけたストーリー~~~"

"Uh-huh! Shut up!!" The poor Phantom Group member who suffered an unexpected mental attack screamed, covering his ears.

"Oh my God! What's going on with this terrible sound!?" The situation of Xiaozhi and his group in the next cell was even worse than that of the Phantom Group, because they couldn't even cover their ears...

"This, this is the elf's skill Song of Destruction, right!?"

The situation of Xiaozhi and his group in the next cell was even worse than that of the Phantom Group, because they were tied up and couldn't even cover their ears...

"Huh? Wait..." Xiaoyou, who had howled a few times, suddenly thought of a question. "If we explain Xiaozhi's 'dangerousness' to the Phantom Group and the others, and they successfully send the red Gyarados back to the headquarters... wouldn't we have captured the Gyarados in the same way!?"

"Well, what should we do..." Xiaoyou, who was confused, closed his mouth in distress, only to find that the member of the Phantom Group who had just ran out at some point was standing in front of his cell door in a cold sweat. , holding a tray in his hand with a large steaming bowl on it?

"Ramen, right? Here you go! Please stop singing!"

ps: xy31. . No drawbacks. . Except for the grandfather of Flywheel Girl who specially grew such exaggerated eyebrows to match his granddaughter's hairstyle, only the young man from Stone Moss Town who used sun stones to evolve electric lizards deeply reflected the bitterness of NPCs in the Kalos region - even if you are An important NPC with lines. . npc is npc. . After saying the lines, you have to act like other NPCs and freeze in place to set the scene. .