Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(Title convention imagination mode...)

[Side mission: "Break the ice and move forward for a few years!" Completed! Reward: Special defense +2, free attribute +2]

[Hidden side mission: "The Goddess of Dawn explodes the diamond stars! (Use ice elf to challenge Kaji Gym and win at least one)" Completed! Reward: free attribute +2, money +500】

[The triggering conditions of the regional mission: "Chengdu Alliance, a New Beginning" have not been met, and there are no additional rewards. 】

[Ice Emblem: Increase the power of ice skills by 10%/Special Defense +1]

Although there was a slight accident, Xiaoyou still managed to overturn Uncle Liu from the Kaji Gym and got the same ice gym badge as Xiaozhi.

And I received the usual system prompt that appeared after the incident was over, just like the police.

Afterwards, Xiaozhi hurriedly set off to the last well-known regional gym in Yanmo City - according to the manual, the trainer of the gym was a beautiful lady who could put Xiaogang into estrus mode, so Xiaogang supported Xiaozhi very much. decision! Xiaoyou, on the other hand, made an excuse to train his newly conquered elves, so he decided to stay and "harm" the "wild fungi" near Kaji Town...

Having said that, in fact, a certain transvestite who came to the forest on the outskirts of Kaji Town alone just wanted to use the newly captured elf to enjoy some kind of welfare benefits that had never been available to her.

But after Xiaoyou released the small canine creature with a gray-black body and dark red fur...

"Come on, Soraya-chan! Transform into a Pikachu and show off your cuteness!"

"Ow!"

"Eh!? Why can't it change? Didn't I take you to see Ash's Pikachu?"

"Ow!"

"Speak humanly! I know you are very familiar with telepathy!"

"Ouch, ow, ow..."

"...What does 'not supporting the storage and recording function' mean?"

"Aww! Aww! Aww!"

"Well, that means that apart from what you see in person, you can only transform into the elves I already have... That's too incompetent, isn't it, dear!?"

"Ow!"

"This...this is!?"

"Although the details are perfect...but what do you want to do when you become like me? We are not a narcissistic gentleman who is interested in pillows that look like our own!"

"Aww, aww!"

"Okay, even if I admit that this ability is very practical...but you still can't change into Pikachu..."

"Ouch..."

"Uh, forget it. At the worst, we can look for any elves in the nearby forest with decent looks. This can also provide material for future cross-dressing..."

The materials Xiaoyou refers to mean that when you disguise yourself into certain identities, you can provide elves that match the set image. For example, the Luffy mode disguise when avoiding the pursuit of a flying king in the Lake of Wrath is actually imitating the character settings of insect-catching boys often seen in forests near towns. In fact, the elves in the hands of rookie trainers who are nothing more than naughty at best are generally small and commercial characters such as green caterpillars and string balls. The relatively rare insect-type elves like Heracross are already It's a bit beyond the setting, and the vine monster that acted as the target of capture didn't live near the Lake of Anger at all... It can be said that it was not discovered at that time, which was partly due to luck...

So this time, because a certain transvestite failed to seek "welfare", the wild elves around Kaji Town were really "disastered".

The "Purple Devil" reappears in the world!

Entire nests of wild elves were discovered, surrounded, divided, broken through, beaten, and annihilated. After being tortured to death, they had to watch their children being bullied, raped, and taken away—this time Xiaoyou mainly collects "materials", so the standard for capturing elf is the initial form in the evolutionary chain... If possible, try to choose a cute one... For example, the unevolved form of the circle bear is the baby bear. good……

But there was no baby bear.

Among the wild elves gathered in groups, Xiaoyou only found a lot of thread balls and Alidos - six-legged green spiders, red spiders, small spiders and big spiders...

A dozen or so deer with startled horns - these big-nosed deer always look at people with a feeling of being despised...

A small group of long-tailed monsters - these lilac monkeys with tails that look like palms and are used like palms are very vulgar looking. I repeat them because they are really vulgar. They look very vulgar...

A wave of shuttlecock cotton was floating among the treetops - those curious things that were almost like walking grass except that they were larger and had three tufts of cotton balls, Xiaoyou had no interest at all!

Finally, there is a group of Marilu who live by the river - their appearance is not bad, but their "fat and round" figure and the blue fur that is always wet due to the water attribute are still very sad... ( *1)

In addition to the above-mentioned large-scale wild communities, there are about dozens of scattered "Grass Lun" - that is, the popular "wild xxx jumping out of the grass", but these are still those that Xiaoyou has seen. And he is definitely not a cute guy.

For example, the silly big-headed owl Gu Gu, the bone hyperplasia Delubi who pretends to be fierce, the blue who wears pink pleated leather, and

It seems that the circle bear has just evolved and is not very familiar with the new body shape...

The last one made Xiaoyou very resentful - Nima, would she get pregnant if she evolved later? ?

So in the end, Xiaoyou just put a Gugu and a Ladybug into the elf ball, and ended the "mopping up operations around Kaji Town", leaving behind mountains of "bodies"...

"Soraya, you have gained so much experience this time. If you evolve, will you be able to have a 'storage function'?"

"Aww..."

"You don't know this? It seems that you are not only incompetent, but also unreliable..."

"Ow!"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter even if you don't evolve. You can barely be considered a less cute person. When we get to the next town, I'll find a place to give you a bath. Maybe the messy hair on your body will be washed and smoothed. It’s also a beautiful little cute dog…”

"Aoooooooo!!"

"Would you rather die than take a bath? You're not a cat!"

"Ow!"

"Hey, hey...then I won't be able to help you anymore..."

——————Dark Night Explosion————————

After ending the "poisoning of creatures" near Kaji Town, Xiaoyou began to continue traveling.

When passing through a grassland with abundant sunshine and water, and thus inhabited by a large number of grass-type elves of the walking grass series, the beautiful flowers and king flowers on the grassland seemed to be engaged in large-scale armed conflicts over territorial issues, and a large number of paralyzed powders With the northeasterly and northwesterly winds that often blow on the grassland, it spreads everywhere. It is almost impossible for ordinary people to move without wearing a mask...

Well, in ordinary people's terms.

Thanks to Gengar's tongue licking, Xiaoyou, who had acquired the paralysis resistance lvx trait a long time ago, walked into the prairie with a calm face. The diffuse paralysis powder had almost the same effect on Xiaoyou as an air freshener. On the contrary, Gengar poked his head out of the shadow because he wanted to watch the lively fight between grass-type elves. As a result, he accidentally inhaled an overdose of paralysis powder, causing his whole body to twitch and become unable to move. Xiaoyou grabbed his hind legs and dragged him backwards across the grassland... …

During this period, Xiaoyou once saw Xiaozhi and his group from a distance, together with a young man in a white coat and a big mask, doing mediation work for Beautiful Flower and Overlord Flower. However, it didn't seem to go smoothly. From time to time, there would always be smelly flowers on the grassland that randomly evolved into beautiful flowers or overlord flowers. Then the party that got the new force would take the initiative to provoke a fight again, forcing Xiaozhi to use his grass element. The elf, the angel... we mean the bay leaf, came to intervene in the dispute with force...

Seeing the thankless look on Xiaozhi and the others, and not liking the biochemically mutated appearance of the grass-type elf, Xiaoyou had no idea of ​​getting involved at all, and silently stepped away from them without stopping. The land left the grassland area.

……

The terrain in Chengdu is somewhat complex and changeable. Not long after leaving the green grassland, Xiaoyou entered a bare mountainous area. The obviously abnormally high temperature in this mountainous area soon made Xiaoyou believe that this area must be the refresh point of some kind of fire elf... well, a habitat.

Opening the alliance brochure, the above introduction said that this area was actually a volcanic area. Rich in geothermal energy and also relatively rich in groundwater, so there are many natural open-air hot springs and other things nearby... It did not clearly state that this place is They are not fire-type elves - this kind of information about elves is generally mentioned in the manual for the purpose of protecting the environment with the simple sentence "trainers are invited to explore on their own" - but obviously, it is only close to the volcano. It is impossible for the geothermal heat to make the temperature so exaggerated. There must be some kind of fire elf living here, and it should be the kind of elf with the characteristic of "flaming out" like a fire-breathing dragon.

"Uh huh huh..."

The heat that is unbearable for ordinary people, in Xiaoyou's case, is just enough to make the transvestite take out a plastic ball-shaped fan. Compared to Gengar who was immediately heated up like a... dead Pixie not long after he got out of the paralysis state, the look on the face of the purple-haired tomboy was so relaxed that the ghost-type elf wanted to stick out his tongue to fool her face. …

[Emperor Yan’s Blessing Hair Accessory: A small hairpin shaped like the golden part of Emperor Yan’s head. A souvenir of participation in the Imperial Event at the Crystal Tower. Wearing: Protected by the incarnation of the volcano, the resistance to high temperature environments is +50%. It will never be attacked by volcanic eruptions, and the hostility of fire elves is slightly reduced. 】

"Ah la la la~~ The climate here is really abnormally hot! If you walk outdoors without a fan, the heat will be unbearable! Don't you think so, Ah Xu?"

"..."

"Oh~~ In fact, it's such a hot weather, Ah Xu, you don't have to be so loyal and walk with me!" Xiaoyou took the picture "kindly" with an expression full of "envy me, envy me, envy me" Patting Gengar's steaming head, "Axu, you could just hide in the cool shadows alone..."

"..."

"Oh~~I almost forgot! Because of the volcanic geothermal heat here, the underground is actually hotter than the ground, haha..."

"Mouth!!"

**The boy of my own elf... was knocked over by a shadow ball fired by Gengar who had a full anger gauge...

Anyway, immortal lvx! refuses to die!

*1: Xiaoyou is unlucky. There is no initial form of Lulili in this group of Marilu. . Lulili's cuteness index is comparable to or even surpasses Pikachu. .

ps: Yeah. . If he was really beaten to death and ended like this, would it be a masterpiece?