Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Axu, you have such a weak soul! Do you want to rebel!?" By was blinded by the shadow ball. Although he was not injured due to his undead lvx characteristics, Xiaoyou felt very humiliated.

"Kou Jie! Kou Jie, Kou Jie!" By made his trainer look angry. Although he felt that the attack was too harsh, Gengar refused to apologize for the sake of his face.

"Huh? How dare you resist!"

"Kou Jie, mouth Jie, mouth Jie!"

"Interesting... Let me deal with you personally!" A certain transvestite took out a "super alloy wooden knife" and compressed biscuits.

"Jie!" A certain foodie elf spit out a long blood-red tongue.

"Whoosh, whoosh..." A snail-shaped elf with a body like high-temperature lava and a hard shell made of gray-black rocks on its back slowly walked out from between the two "mouths" with swords drawn out as if no one else was watching. crawl through.

Xiaoyou: "..."

Gengar: "..."

"...?" The little elf whose scientific name is Lava Snail belatedly raised his head and looked around. He spat out a burst of fire from the gap in the hard stone shell on his back nervously, and then accelerated his crawling speed and left. ——Although it’s still slow.

"Tch..." The lava snail "passed by" like this, and the originally tense atmosphere completely relaxed. Xiaoyou found Xiaoyou at the foot of the steps and put away the wooden knife and biscuits with the same expression. Gengar took out the elf ball. "If you feel too hot, just stay in the poke ball first..."

"Kou Jie..." Gengar snorted twice and obediently let the red light of the elf ball go away.

Xiaoyou put away the elf ball: "Then, just hurry up and pass through this overheated valley..."

"Sorry! Did you see a particularly big lava... um, is it Xiaoyou?"

"Uh, this voice is..."

Hearing the familiar voice, Xiaoyou turned around and saw only a pair of black travel boots stepping on the rock wall... Looking up, he saw a pair of long legs with a skin tone that was not too fair but looked very healthy. Camouflage hot pants, a flat and strong belly, an "airport runway" that is so flat that you can't bear to look directly at it, a short T-shirt and a small vest painted in the same camouflage, a cheerful smile and a look that is not carefully taken care of. Some messy fiery red short hair...

This guy looks like a hot-blooded boy, but if you look closely, you will find that he is actually a handsome girl...

"Ah, it's Axun..." A certain transvestite smiled and waved to the super-rich fire control trainer she knew.

"Well! We meet the rich man again!"

A row of black lines hung down Xiaoyou's face: "Please just forget about this joke..."

……

"That is to say, Axun, you are not passing by, but you came here specially?" After meeting, Xiaoyou and the red-haired vitality girl... female trainer came together, and learned that the other party appeared in Here's the reason.

"Yeah! There are many fire-type lava snails living in this hot rock valley. After I heard about it, I came here and planned to tame one here!" Axun said with a smile. As long as the fire elf is mentioned, this fire enthusiast from Cerulean City, who is famous for the water elf, will be particularly energetic. "Ah, by the way! I just saw an extra-large lava snail nearby! But I accidentally let it slip away, so I chased it all the way... I wonder if you saw it, Xiaoyou?"

"...You can also lose a snail after chasing it?" Xiaoyou's face was filled with an expression of "we despise you."

"It's not what you think! It was the guy who suddenly used the rockfall skill before escaping, blocking the road!" Axun obviously understood the expression on the face of the tomboy, and defended loudly and unhappily. "It took me a lot of effort to get around...so have you seen the extra-large lava snail?"

"I saw one of the lava snails just now... Xiaoyou thought of the guy who "passed by" just now, "But I don't know if it's the one you're looking for. "

"How big is that lava snail?" Axun asked, "You can probably figure it out."

"Hmm..." Xiaoyou thought for a while, stretched out his hand and made a gesture on his chest. "I didn't pay too much attention at the time... It's probably this high, right?"

"Oh! That's it!" Axun nodded happily, "The size of an ordinary lava snail only reaches a person's waist! Where did that guy go?"

"Well, remember it's over there..." Xiaoyou pointed. He was not interested in creatures like snails, whether they were French ones that could be used for cooking or those from Chengdu that could be caught and fought.

"Okay! Let's go!"

"Well, let's go without seeing you off - wait, why are you dragging me with you? I'm really not interested in snails..."

Three minutes later, in front of a forked road.

"Ah, it's a fork in the road again..." Axun stood at the intersection with a serious expression, "Left or right? This was originally a question..."

Originally, an elf with a body structure like a lava snail would leave some inconspicuous traces on the ground when moving on the ground. But thanks to the fact that this is a gathering place for lava snails, similar traces are everywhere in the valley, which cannot be used as clues for tracking...

"But because Xiaoyou is here, it's not a problem!" The red-haired girl turned around and patted Xiaoyou's shoulder, who was still bent over and breathing heavily (pretend). "I'll go to the left, you to the right! We must catch that lava snail!"

"Wait a minute!" The purple-haired young man...nian, who was inexplicably dragged along and followed for a long time, raised his hands in protest, "What does this have to do with me? I'm not interested in lava snails."

"Because I'm in a hurry, I'm asking for your help!" Axun answered matter-of-factly.

"In a hurry? What time are you in a hurry?"

"There is a rival!"

"...Please speak as usual!" Xiaoyou had the urge to kneel down in front of her sister. This kid is obviously a pretty normal person except for being a little hot-blooded. Why does he seem so incompetent when it comes to catching elves...

It feels like adding 50% of your usual IQ to your blood...

"Well, in short, besides me, there are people who also plan to conquer that large lava snail." Seeing that Xiaoyou almost fell to his knees, Axun explained in detail. "That guy suddenly jumped out when I first discovered the lava snail and was about to tame it. He had a strange hairstyle and called himself the King of Fire... I think he was just a soldier of fire. !”

"If it's just a miscellaneous soldier, can't you just get rid of him directly?" Xiaoyou asked, "Call Nobunaga or Ieyasu or something, and a jet of flame can penetrate the soul right away, right?"

"But... although that guy is a weak and stupid guy, his love for the fire elf is not fake. I can see this." Axun replied with a slightly troubled expression, " I would be too embarrassed to fly away from such a guy, so I will compete fairly with him. Whoever finds the lava snail first and subdues it will win..."

"Then what are you afraid of?" Xiaoyou blinked and expressed confusion, "It's just a weak and stupid pig opponent."

"But there is still a lot of luck involved in this competition!" Axun looked unsure, "What if, I mean what if! What if that guy is lucky enough to find the lava snail first, and is lucky again? What if we successfully conquer it? Although the possibility is very small, it’s not impossible, right?”

"Oh -" Xiaoyou deliberately prolonged his voice, "Then you still ask me for help? Are you sure this is not cheating?"

"This, this..." Axun's eyes flickered from side to side, "We agreed on free competition! As long as you, Xiaoyou, also conduct your 'competition' properly, there will be no problem! Xiaoyou, you also have Kyuubi. A fire elf like Heiluga, right?"

Xiaoyou narrowed her eyes: "But, I have no interest in elves like lava snails..."

"What's wrong with the lava snail...uh, that's not right!" Axun rolled his eyes again, quickly reacted, and solved the problem in a rich-blooded way. "There's no problem with that! It's normal for trainers to freely exchange elves, right? How about I exchange the mini dragon with you?"

"Uh, it's a mini dragon again..." Xiaoyou had a black line on his head.

Did your family open a large blue loach breeding farm in Hualan City...

ps: xyova. . I threw two of them randomly for 5 minutes and the weight of one episode was lost. . Ah, what is this endearing sense of irresponsibility. .

Let’s not talk about anything else. . Those ore elves are obviously floating, why do they have to jump when they move?

Why not use Ghost Sword for monitoring? . Wait, isn't that guy who's looking like a villain the trainer of the grass-type Yusanjia in the theatrical version trailer? . . I thought you were a good person!