Crazy Elf Island

But I saw a large poster posted on the wall near the customs, which read: The funeral of Comrade Wu Chuan will be held at 18 a.m. on June 100th at the Municipal Stadium. At that time, those who attend the funeral will have the opportunity to win [-] million prizes. !Organizer: Relatives and friends of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.

There is also a black and white photo of Chu Wu on it.

"Holy shit, what are you doing? I'm not dead! Besides, even if I die, will there be a funeral like this? A funeral at the city stadium? There will be a lottery at the funeral? Is this a memorial service or a product? Press conference?"

At this time, a passerby passed by, looked at the photo on the poster, and then looked at Chu Wu with a confused expression.

Chu Wu quickly borrowed Lin Xin's sunglasses and put them on.

"Whoever has a phone number here, let me make a call." Chu Wu said.

"Our mobile phones cannot be used. The mobile phone sim card is from the Holy Elf Kingdom and cannot be used in China." Sophia said.

At this time, Lihua said: "Chu Wu, did your friend deliberately conceal the report?"

"Nine times out of ten." Chu Wu paused and said calmly: "However, Tang Lei is not really a friend of mine. We just stayed in the orphanage together. There is no such despicable person among my friends. "

He calmed down and said calmly: "Let's go and take a look at the funeral."

"what?"

Chu Wu smiled: "Don't you see what's written on it? A million-dollar prize. What do we lack most now? Money."

When everyone heard it, they all felt that it made sense.

Afterwards, everyone came to the Municipal Stadium together.

The sound of suona can be heard from far away.

It's normal for funerals to have suona sounds, but, damn, what's going on with such a cheerful rhythm?

Lihua glanced at Chu Wu, and then said: "Um, Chu Wu, aren't you very popular? No matter how I look at it, this doesn't look like a funeral, but more like a villain dying, with everyone laughing, singing and dancing?" "

"This..."

Chu Wu also choked on his words.

Agate glanced at Chu Wu and said, "Chu Wu, if you don't have the money to pay the commission, our contract will end here, right?"

"Hell, can you stop being so realistic? Isn't the slogan of the Elf Cult 'warming the world with love'?"

"You are not an elf cultist."

Chu Wu:...

What you say makes sense.

"Okay, let's go in and take a look to see which side of the Minotaur is causing trouble." After Chu Wu finished speaking, he took the lead to walk towards the entrance of the city stadium.

There were several people greeting people at the entrance of the Municipal Stadium.

"Chu Wu, do you know those welcoming guests?" Lihua whispered.

"How come we don't know each other? They are all friends from the orphanage."

Chu Wu took a look and saw neither Tang Lei nor Chen Feiyang who had borrowed his disc but refused to return it.

As soon as they approached the cemetery, a young man immediately came up to him and handed Chu Wu a piece of paper: "Brother, you are also here to attend Chu Wu's funeral, right?"

The person who spoke was Huang Wenzheng. He left the orphanage when he became an adult. After many twists and turns, he is now helping people collect protection fees. He can be regarded as a little Luo in the gang.

"Ahem. Uh, yes." Chu Wu said in a different voice.

"Have you known Chuwu before?"

"I don't know, I came here because of the poster." Chu Wu said.

"It doesn't matter, we are friends when we come. Please come in, please come in. By the way, I am giving you the funeral process."

Chu Wu glanced with big eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth.

1. Guest sign-in

2. Host’s opening remarks

3. Speeches from representatives of relatives and friends

4. Cabaret performance

5. Prize-winning quiz

6. Farewell to the fifth day of the lunar month

"Prize competition..." Chu Wu said with a dark line on his face: "Is this special code really not a product launch?"

Chu Wu is really broken now.

If the black and white photo on the poster hadn't been of him, he would have almost doubted whether it was the funeral of the guy with the same name.

"Will Sister Momo let them mess around?"

Everyone then entered the city stadium together.

In the open space of the cemetery, there are many desserts and fruits, as well as fruit drinks and red wine. In short, it is quite dazzling.

"It looks delicious." Lin Xin chuckled.

"When you said that, I suddenly felt a little hungry." Sophia chuckled.

Afterwards, everyone started to eat fruits.

Chu Wu was not in the mood to eat.

It's so weird.

"Did I go to the wrong set? This special code doesn't look like it's for a funeral."

However, at this moment, he saw Lin Momo wearing mourning clothes...