Crazy Elf Island

Among all kinds of fancy clothes, Lin Momo stood out in her white mourning dress.

Folk customs vary across the country. In some places, when a younger brother dies, the elder sister also has to wear mourning clothes.However, in Yuncheng, according to local customs, only when the elders pass away will the younger generations wear mourning clothes. However, if their peers pass away, they do not need to wear mourning clothes.

But at Chu Wu's funeral memorial service, Lin Momo appeared in a white mourning dress.

Moreover, unlike the happy people around her, Lin Momo was very silent.When someone greeted her, she just nodded.

At this time, Lihua came over.

"Who is that beauty?"

"Hey." Chu Wu sighed lightly, and then said calmly: "That's Sister Momo."

"Wow, no wonder you can't forget me, such a beautiful woman."

Chu Wu rolled his eyes at Lihua: "Stop mocking me. The baby is very unhappy now. Tell me, what exactly is this funeral like?"

"There will definitely be an explanation. Hmm? Everyone is starting to move towards the auditorium of the sports center, shall we go there too?" Lihua said.

"Ah."

After arriving at the auditorium.

Wow, there are so many people.

However, don't think that they are all here to commemorate Chu Wu. Most people are here to draw a lottery.

Chu Wu scanned around and saw Tang Lei this time.

He sat in the front row.

Chen Feiyang was still nowhere to be seen.

Cao Baobao was not seen either.

"Chu Wu, where are you sitting?" Lihua asked again.

Chu Wu's eyes flickered.

After a while, he said: "First row."

"what?"

Chu Wu said nothing, walked directly to the first row, and sat down next to Tang Lei.

Chu Wu was not disguised, but he was wearing big sunglasses and a mask, so his appearance was completely invisible.

Tang Lei glanced at Chu Wu and said nothing.

After a while, a man came on stage with a microphone.

It was Chen Feiyang.

"Ahem." Chen Feiyang coughed twice, and then said: "I am Chen Feiyang, a friend of the fifth grade of junior high school, and I will serve as the host of Comrade Chu Wu's memorial service. First of all, welcome everyone to attend the memorial service of Comrade Chu Wu. On behalf of Chu Wu’s relatives and friends would like to express their gratitude to everyone. Secondly, I would like to introduce why we hold such a memorial service."

He swallowed and said: "I remember a long time ago, on the fifth day of the lunar month, he told me: If he dies one day, he doesn't want everyone to be sad because of his death. He feels that the death that makes relatives and friends sad is very special. It’s regrettable. Therefore, we want to make this memorial service festive, lively, and joyful..."

At this time, Chu Wu suddenly raised his hand.

"Huh? Brother, what do you want to say?" Chen Feiyang said.

"I would like to ask, where is the deceased?" Chu Wu said in a different voice.

"The remains of Chu Wu are in the Holy Elf Kingdom. As you know, we can't enter that country, so the remains..."

"Second question, how did Chu Wu die?" Chu Wu asked again.

Chen Feiyang glanced at Tang Lei.

Tang Lei stood up, walked up to the rostrum, took the microphone from Chen Feiyang, glanced at everyone, and then said: "I saw the body of Chuwu with my own eyes. As for the reason...it seems to be because of a prostitution dispute. Beaten to death."

Chu Wu:...

"Damn it, Tang Lei, Tang Lei, I never knew you were so good at making up stories before. This special code's ability to throw dirty water is superb."

Lihua couldn't help but smile.

"Being beaten to death in a prostitution dispute, well, it suits that guy's fate quite well."

Agate said expressionlessly: "Yes, I feel the same way."

Sophia smiled and said nothing.

After Tang Lei finished speaking, everyone in the hall burst into laughter.

The atmosphere of the memorial service suddenly became lively.

Tang Lei looked at Chu Wu again and said, "Does this brother have anything else to ask?"

"No more." Chu Wu's eyes flickered and he sat down without saying anything else.

Lihua approached Chu Wu and said softly: "He was beaten to death in a prostitution dispute...hehe."

"Shut up, I'll screw you again."

Lihua:...

At this time, Chen Feiyang said again: "Now I would like to invite Chu Wu's relatives and friends to speak on behalf of him."

There was only sporadic applause.

But when the representative came on stage, the audience immediately became a sensation.

"It's Lin Momo!"

"Don't you know? This guy who died is Lin Momo's fiancé."

"Damn, I didn't know. Good job!"

"That's right. Momo belongs to all of us Yuncheng men, why should we let him have it all to himself?"

"You have such a beautiful fiancée and still go to whoring, you scumbag deserves to die. This memorial service should be more festive!"

"Agree."

"Agree."

...

Chu Wu lazily ignored these gloating voices and just looked at Lin Momo, who was dressed in white, quietly.

Lihua and others also looked at Lin Momo.

Although they also guessed that Chu Wu's ex-fiancée should be a beauty, they didn't expect that she turned out to be such a beautiful stunner.

Even in the Holy Elf Kingdom where there are so many beauties, Lin Momo's beauty would definitely rank high.

Unlike others, there was no trace of joy on Lin Momo's face, and her eyes were glowing with red lions, obviously she had cried.

She stood at the front desk, and after a moment of silence, she brushed her long hair from her forehead and said, "I am Lin Momo, the sister of Chu Wu. Many people may have heard that I am also the fiancée of Chu Wu. As I stand here today, actually, I don’t know what to say at all.”

Lin Momo lowered her head slightly, bit her lip, and fell silent again.

Along with Lin Momo's sadness, the whole place gradually became quiet.

Chen Feiyang stood aside, his eyes a little red.

In fact, in this joy-themed funeral, except for those who came to join in the fun, none of Chu Wu's friends and relatives were really happy from the bottom of their hearts. Tang Lei was probably an exception.

After being silent for about a minute, Lin Momo raised her head and bowed deeply: "I'm sorry."

Then he ran off the stage.

Chen Feiyang sighed softly. He collected his emotions and came to the center of the stage again.

"Then let's continue with the third item, the song and dance performance. It was Chu Wu's favorite 'butt-shaking dance' during his lifetime."

Cough!

Chu Wu choked directly.

"Damn it, Chen Feiyang, your special code was meant to mess with me!"

However, Chu Wu did not deny what Chen Feiyang said.

He really likes 'butt shaking dance'.

His favorite, though, is the 'striptease'.

"Fortunately, Chen Feiyang still has the brains and didn't invite the striptease dancer over."

At this time, Chen Feiyang said again: "One thing, I'm very ashamed. In fact, Chu Wu's favorite dance is striptease. However, in today's harmonious society, doing striptease in the city sports center is really a bit like that. So, just The next best thing is to ask someone to dance the butt-shaking dance. Come on, everyone warmly welcomes the No. [-] hip-shaking dance song and dance troupe in Yuncheng to perform for everyone, no, it is to perform for Chu Wu!"

The applause of the audience was thunderous.

Then, a group of scantily clad women came on stage one after another and started performing passionate butt-shaking dances!

In a sense, this can be considered a 'grave dance', right?

Under the gaze of Lihua, Agate and Sophia, Chu Wu could no longer lift his head...