Crazy Elf Island

When we arrived at Ai Xiaojiu's house, Ai Xiaojiu was cooking.

Ai Xiaojiu looked very surprised when she opened the door and saw Chu Wu standing outside.

"Chu Wu?"

"Eh?" Seeing Ai Xiaojiu's expression, Chu Wu was also a little confused.

He calmed down and said weakly: "Didn't you invite me to come to your place to discuss something?"

"Uh... I didn't hear that."

Chu Wu twitched the corners of his mouth.

"wait for me."

Chu Wu then dialed Youyi's number.

He originally thought the entertainment company would refuse, but it didn't.

The phone beeped a few times and was connected.

"Hey, Sister Youyi, didn't you ask me to come to Sister Xiaojiu's house to talk about things? Where are the people?" Chu Wu said.

"I'm a little bit..."

"Stop lying, Sister Xiaojiu was also kept in the dark." Chu Wu said.

Youyi smiled: "Okay. I'll tell you the truth."

She paused and then said: "I want to provide you with a chance to be alone with Xiaojiu."

"what?"

"Chu Wu, don't you think Xiaojiu is more suitable to be your girlfriend?" You Yi said.

"gosh."

"Xiaojiu has been very anxious about things in the hospital recently. You have to seize this opportunity." Youyi said again.

Chu Wu was confused.

He had no idea what Yuyi wanted to do.

In fact, what Youyi wants to do is very simple. After bringing Chu Wu and Ai Xiaojiu together, Chu Wu will not have any ideas about Lihua.

After all, Lihua is the body of Empress Xuantian and must not be defiled by mortals.

"Well, Chu Wu can't be considered a mortal... In short, the body of the empress cannot be defiled."

Thinking of this, Youyi suddenly twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Speaking of which, the woman who had sex with Chu Wu last night and lost her virginity must be Lihua, right?" Youyi rubbed her head: "I hope not. Otherwise, when the empress fully wakes up, the first thing she will do is Obliterated Chu Wu.”

Youyi thought for a while and then secretly said: "What Master said makes sense. After thousands of years of the elflings being born, not a reincarnated soul has awakened from the bodies of the elflings. How could he meet a reincarnated soul, and it was Empress Xuantian? Where is the reincarnated soul? Maybe I am overthinking it. Speaking of which, Empress Xuantian has fallen for a thousand years, is it still possible to be resurrected through reincarnation? This experiment is too ridiculous. But..."

Youyi paused and then thought to himself: "However, if this crazy experiment really resurrects the Empress Xuantian, I am afraid that there will be another bloody storm in the Elf God Realm. And for the earth plane, whether it is a blessing or a curse, everything is different. It depends on nature. If it doesn’t work well, the entire planet may become a burial object of the war between gods.”

Call ~

Youyi let out a breath and looked at the stars.

"I hope my worries are unnecessary. I like this planet, this world, its people, food, and even the barren and polluted air are so beautiful. If possible, I would also like to fall in love and give birth to a child. child..."

The entertainment suddenly came to an abrupt end.

After a while, she sighed softly: "I was too naive. The last elf who broke the commandments and fell in love with a human and gave birth to a mixed-race child is still locked up in the heavenly prison of the Elf God's Domain. I heard that she was originally An elf in the original form evolved into a human form through diligent cultivation and some opportunities, and went through a lot of hardships. In the end, he was thrown into the sky prison just because he fell in love with a human."

Youyi shook his head and stopped thinking about it.

These things are beyond her control.

Her only prayer is that if one day comes, a hero will step forward and save the world like a lone hero in a Hollywood blockbuster.

Although the hope is slim, almost zero...

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Ai Xiaojiu's apartment.

"Oh, I seem to have been teased by Sister Youyi." Chu Wu spread his hands and said helplessly.

Ai Xiaojiu smiled: "Have you eaten? I just made some food, let's have a meal together."

"okay."

Chu Wu then entered the house.

After Ai Xiaojiu served dinner, he sat across from Chu Wu.

At this moment, Ai Xiaojiu was wearing pajamas at home. She was not considered open, but she was not considered conservative either.

And through the thin pajamas, Chu Wu could clearly see that Ai Xiaojiu was not wearing a bra!

The last time I saw a woman without a bra was Lihua.

Chu Wu was afraid of attracting Ai Xiaojiu's attention, so he quickly looked away, coughed twice and said, "Sister Xiaojiu, thank you for today."

"Ok?"

"That's right, you saved my friend Lihua." Chu Wu said.

Ai Xiaojiu smiled: "Actually, she didn't do anything. Not long after she was taken to the emergency room, Lihua woke up on her own."

"By the way. Sister Xiaojiu. When we were drinking at my new home last night, Youyi said you were from the southern country. Is Sister Xiaojiu also a foreigner?" Chu Wu said.

"Well, you can't say he is a foreigner. His parents work abroad, but they have always retained Chinese nationality." Ai Xiaojiu said.

"That's it."

Ai Xiaojiu smiled: "Let's eat."

"Ah."

The two were chatting while eating, and of course Chu Wu was also secretly looking at Ai Xiaojiu.

He suddenly remembered what you said.

"If you can get a girlfriend like Sister Xiaojiu, it will be really cool to be a ghost under the peony flowers. However, Sister Xiaojiu is not easy to handle."

In the past few years, Chu Wu has witnessed several tragic confession incidents.

Originally, those men were still friends with Sister Xiaojiu, but once their confessions were rejected, they were completely removed from Sister Xiaojiu's circle of friends.

Chu Wu didn't want to take this risk.

Moreover, although he had some admiration for Ai Xiaojiu, he didn't like her enough to want her to be his girlfriend.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Ai Xiaojiu asked.

"Well..." Chu Wu thought for a while, then calmed down and said, "Sister Xiaojiu, how is the paralyzed patient in your hospital doing?"

"Hey." Ai Xiaojiu sighed lightly: "I will be discharged from the hospital in three days."

Chu Wu said nothing.

He dare not promise anything.

After all, Shirley was still opposed to signing an elf contract with him.

"By the way, Chu Wu, what's the relationship between you and Lihua?" Ai Xiaojiu chuckled.

"I'm dizzy." Chu Wu scratched his head: "Why do you all think that the two of us are related? Lihua has a good figure, although her breasts are a bit small. But, I control my appearance. To be honest, Lihua's appearance is not ugly, but she is definitely not beautiful. Eh? Is it possible that you think that I am not worthy of other beauties in my condition?"

Ai Xiaojiu smiled: "Your conditions are a bit poor. This is a fact. You are not very handsome, at least not that amazing. You are also uneducated. I heard that you have not graduated from high school. And then you have no money. ."

Chu Wu burst into tears: "Hearing what you said, I suddenly felt that I am really good at hanging silk..."

"However, don't be discouraged."

Chu Wu was overjoyed: "I still have other advantages, right?"

Ai Xiaojiu smiled and said: "There will always be blind girls who fall in love with you."

"Sister Xiaojiu, this hurts my heart." Chu Wu looked depressed,

"Just kidding." Ai Xiaojiu paused, then chuckled: "Speaking of this, it hurts my heart. I recently saw an interesting joke on the Internet."

"What joke?"