Crazy Elf Island

Ai Xiaojiu smiled and said: "Tell me, how do you describe a man who is small down there? Answer: I can't sit down. How do I describe a man who is long down there? Answer: Old man, this is heartbreaking."

puff~

Chu Wu almost choked.

"So dirty!"

Ai Xiaojiu smiled, glanced at Chu Wu, and said lightly: "Chu Wu, thank you. I know you care about me. I'm fine. Over the years of practicing medicine, I'm used to seeing life and death."

"Oh."

"Let's eat."

After dinner, Ai Xiaojiu put away the bowls and chopsticks on the dining table and said with a faint smile: "If you are not in a hurry to go back, just sit here for a while. Speaking of which, we haven't had a good chat for a long time."

"Ah."

Then Ai Xiaojiu went to the kitchen with the dishes and chopsticks, while Chu Wu sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.

It is still a topic of discussion in the Holy Elf Kingdom.

The Holy Elf Kingdom has been a hot topic recently.

The Holy Elf Kingdom, which has been closed off for many years, is too mysterious to outsiders. The slightest disturbance can set off global media topics.

"To say that the most mysterious place in the Holy Elf Kingdom is none other than the Snow Blue Orchard. As we all know, the king of fruits on the market now is the spiritual fruit produced in the Holy Elf Kingdom. A small spiritual fruit can easily be found on the market. Ten thousand yuan is definitely a luxury accessory in the fruit world. And the spirit fruit is produced in this snow blue orchard. It is said that there are many terrifying spirit beasts in this snow blue orchard. Spirit beasts are not the beasts we usually talk about, they can Breathing magic. The birth of the Snow Blue Orchard is almost the same as the birth of the Elf Envoy. But it is still unclear what the relationship between the birth of the Elf Envoy and the Snow Blue Orchard is..."

Chu Wu conveniently changed the channel, and it was still about the Holy Elf Kingdom.

This time, though, it's news.

"This station reports that Beiyue, headed by the United States, has officially submitted documents to the Holy Elf Kingdom, requesting the disclosure of the secrets of the Snow Blue Orchard. The US Secretary of Defense has previously claimed that there are powerful spiritual beasts in the Snow Blue Orchard. This is an official statement from the Holy Elf Kingdom government. Admitted. Our country has always believed that this is a potential hazard to mankind. If the Holy Elf Kingdom government agrees, the United States and its allies can send troops to assist in garrisoning the Snow Blue Orchard. At present, the Mi side's proposal has been categorically rejected by the Holy Elf Kingdom. "

Huh~

Chu Wu sneered: "This is really Lao Mi's usual trick."

Ai Xiaojiu has also come over. She handed Chu Wu a cup of tea, then sat next to Chu Wu, looked at the TV screen, and said calmly: "You are right. Sending troops to other countries in the name of maintaining security. This is a common tactic used by the United States. I hope that the Holy Elf Kingdom will not succumb to the pressure of powerful forces."

"Alas. Although the Holy Elf Kingdom is the only country on earth that possesses superpowers, with the development of the times and the development of science and technology, the Holy Elf Kingdom has gradually been in a disadvantageous position." Chu Wu paused and turned to look at Ai Xiaojiu. Said: "Sister Xiaojiu, do you think there will be a war?"

"Well, probably not. Although it is not difficult to overwhelm the Holy Elf Kingdom with the strength of the United States and its allies, the key is, can the benefits and efforts be proportional? There are hundreds of millions of elf believers around the world, and the number of elves in the United States is There are tens of millions of believers. Don't underestimate the faith of these people. Who knows what crazy things these people will do when they attack the Holy Elf Kingdom." Ai Xiaojiu paused and then said: "However, this kind of thing cannot be taken lightly. .”

"Sister Xiaojiu, tell me, what kind of place is this Snow Blue Orchard? I saw from the map that the area is only equivalent to a quarter of the area of ​​the Greater Khingan Mountains. It is 300 kilometers long and 100 kilometers wide. This area It's not too small, but with so many powerful spiritual beasts imprisoned, it still feels a bit small." Chu Wu said.

"Well..." Ai Xiaojiu's expression was silent. After a while, she said lightly: "I once heard someone say, then

It is a singularity in the universe that connects other planes of time and space.Spiritual beasts come to the earth from different planes of time and space. "

"Uh... Regarding the theory of space-time planes, I have read several related books before. Some physicists, including Einstein, believe that there are other spaces in the universe. But so far, humans have not detected a link between all aspects of the universe. Where is the singularity? Is it really in the Snow Blue Orchard?"

"I don't know. Even if the Mi army occupied Litian Island, they might not be able to do anything to the Xuelan Orchard. For thousands of years, the Holy Elf Kingdom has only relied on powerful magic circles to trap spiritual beasts in it." Ai Xiaojiu said.

Chu Wu smiled: "Forget it. We can't bear to worry about gods fighting."

Ai Xiaojiu also smiled: "Yes."

She paused, looked at Chu Wu and said, "Chu Wu, are you and Momo just saying goodbye?"

Chu Wu smiled bitterly: "What else can I do? Didn't Sister Momo tell you on the phone that day? She only has family affection for me. If there could be some spark of love, she wouldn't have waited so many years for the two of us. We’re all still virgins.”

Ai Xiaojiu chuckled and said, "It's the same truth. This man and woman have been alone for a long time, and they have a passionate relationship, and they already have sex with the slightest feeling."

She paused and sighed softly: "It's a pity, I still think more highly of you two."

"It's because I'm not good enough." Chu Wu said lightly.

Ai Xiaojiu shook her head: "A fruitless relationship is never the fault of one person. You are responsible, and Momo is also responsible. That woman's character is too serious. In terms of personality, the two of you are indeed completely incompatible. ."

Ai Xiaojiu chuckled again and said, "But it doesn't matter. If you give up a tree, you might get a forest. You see, since you broke up with Momo, your luck has come in a hurry. Leave One month later, I came back and brought back three beauties who are still living together. That’s amazing, my Wu.”

"Hahaha." Chu Wu looked embarrassed and thought to himself: "Instead of bringing back three beauties, it is better to bring back three children. They must be trained in all aspects."

Chu Wu looked at the time, then stood up and said, "Sister Xiaojiu, I'm going back first."

"Yeah." Xiao Jiu also stood up and said with a smile, "By the way, take the garbage out for me."

After saying that, Ai Xiaojiu bent down to pack the garbage bags.

It doesn't matter if you bend over this time, your chest will be wide open.

And Ai Xiaojiu is not wearing a bra...

Chu Wu could see everything clearly.

"Okay, so beautiful."

"Ok?"

At this time, Ai Xiaojiu seemed to notice something and raised his head slightly.

Chu Wu quickly turned his face to the side.

Ai Xiaojiu then looked down at his open chest.

"Uh..."

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ps: I have never said that "Crazy Daughter Country" is a purely urban book, right? "My Beautiful Apartment" will be a purely urban book, I can guarantee it again.However, the classification of the Kingdom of Women is about fantasy. From the elf messengers and elves that appear in Chapter 1 to the spiritual fruits and spiritual beasts that follow, it cannot be a pure urban novel no matter how you look at it.It is said that several Captain's books have the same pattern. I do not deny that several books have many similarities, but I am also trying to make each novel unique.Beauty Apartment is an everyday novel, but the Kingdom of Women is obviously not.The worldview structure of the Daughter Kingdom is much more grand.

There is a lot of information revealed in these chapters, and some readers may not be able to wrap their heads around it.It doesn't matter, you can see it as a pit, and I will gradually fill these pits.