Crazy Elf Island

Chu Wu felt guilty and took away Ai Xiaojiu's garbage bag: "Sister Xiaojiu, I'll leave first."

After saying that, Chu Wu ran away with the garbage bag in hand.

After going downstairs, Chu Wu threw the garbage bag into the trash can and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ah, it's really terrible." He raised his head and looked at the floor where Ai Xiaojiu was, thinking strangely: "If the woman who had sex with him last night was Miss Xiaojiu, wouldn't it be...ah, damn, I have no impression at all. !”

After a while, Chu Wu gathered his emotions and left here.

After returning to the villa, the three Lihua people gathered in the bathroom.

"Hey, three beauties, what are you doing?" Chu Wu asked.

Sophia threw the sanitary napkin into the toilet and it became clogged. "Lihua immediately complained.

Chu Wu:...

"Chu Wu, I'm sorry. I thought I could rush down, but I didn't expect it was blocked." Sophia said.

Chu Wu didn't say anything. He took a step forward and checked.

Sweat slightly.

The water in the entire toilet was red.

"Isn't it disgusting?" Sophia asked.

"Uh... not bad." Chu Wu paused and then said: "Okay, you three go out first. Leave the job of unblocking the toilet to me."

Sophia put her hands together: "Sorry, please."

Agate muttered: "Sofia-sama is not wrong, the quality of the toilet is poor and the suction power is not enough."

Lihua smiled as brightly as fireworks.

"I don't know how Sophia's fans would react if they knew that their high priest had blocked the toilet with a sanitary napkin."

She had been fighting with Sophia for so many years, how could she miss such a good opportunity to be sarcastic.

Agate was a little angry: "Bold! Presumptuous! No conscience. Today, you fainted. It wasn't Lady Sophia who prayed for you. Do you think you can be safe?"

Lihua is naturally not convinced.

"What? I'm safe. Is that why this woman Sophia prayed? Don't be kidding me. If her prayers were useful, the toilet would not be clogged. I just prayed before the meal. I hope everything is fine. .Isn’t this a slap in the face?”

"you!"

Chu Wu touched Lihua's head: "Lihua, this is your fault. After you fainted today, both Sister Sophie and Agate are very worried about you."

"Oh." Lihua felt a little awkward, but finally said, "I'm sorry. Thanks."

Sophia smiled: "It doesn't matter. This matter is indeed my fault."

Chu Wu also smiled and said: "A clogged toilet is a trivial matter. The key is that everyone should get along with each other in friendship and create a harmonious home together."

After speaking, Chu Wu waved his hand: "Okay, you all can go out and don't affect my work."

The three pear blossoms immediately went to the living room to watch TV.

"Lihua." Sophia suddenly turned to look at Lihua.

"Ok?"

"Miss Lihua, do we have deep conflicts?"

"Uh, no."

"Then why do I always feel that you are targeting me?" Sophia said.

Lihua said bravely: "No, you have an illusion."

"Ok."

Sophia said nothing more.

Lihua took the initiative to speak again: "Sofia, can you tell me in detail what happened after I fainted?"

Sophia nodded, and then explained the matter in more detail.

"The look in my eyes was really that scary?"

"Yeah. It feels very cold and scary. In short, I suggest you go to the psychiatric department for another check. At that moment, I really couldn't feel any of your breath, it was just the breath of a stranger. Maybe you There really is a dual personality. According to medical theory, with dual personality, the consciousness is independent and the memories are not connected to each other, so you don't know it at all," Sophia said.

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p; This time, Lihua was not angry. She was silent for a moment, and then nodded: "Yes. I understand."

At this time, Chu Wu also came out of the bathroom.

"Has it been done?" Sophia asked.

Chu Wu nodded: "Taking this opportunity, I solemnly inform the three of you that sanitary napkins are not allowed to be thrown into the toilet in the future, but must be thrown into the garbage bag next to it. Do you understand?"

"Copy that." Sophia saluted.

"I knew it all along," Lihua said.

Agate just nodded and said nothing.

"Okay, it's getting late. Let's go to bed early."

After speaking, Chu Wu returned to his room first.

The little hamster came out of his pocket and chirped.

"I know you're hungry, wait a minute."

Later, Chu Wu threw a pack of screws to the little hamster.

Yes, that’s right, it’s just a pack of screws.

The little hamster ate with gusto.

"Ha, strange guy, where did he come from?"

Chu Wu didn't think that this guy was an 'aboriginal' of the earth. He looked like an alien species just like the spiritual beasts in the Snow Blue Orchard.

"Well, speaking of alien species, where did these guys come from?"

After thinking to no avail, I had to give up.

It was useless for him to think about this.

His main task is to find a way for Sakura to become a human while supporting his family.

"Speaking of which, can elves really turn into humans? Does the legend of the great sage Carissa in the elven legends about turning into humans really exist?"

Chu Wu had a headache.

"Hey, I feel like there are too many mysteries surrounding elves and elf envoys."

Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about it and summoned Sakura to continue practicing gravity control.

When the two of them were successfully combined and ready to start training, Chu Wu suddenly realized a problem!

"Oh no. I haven't signed a temporary contract with Sakura yet, so why did I merge with her? Besides, I seemed to have used the summoning ability just now, right? This, this is usually an ability given by a permanent contract, right?"

Sakura was also confused.

She was flirting with Shirley when she was suddenly summoned.

She originally thought that Lihua was in trouble, but she didn't expect that she would merge with Chu Wu.

"This..."

Sakura was completely stunned.

Have absolutely no idea what's going on.

At the same time, the pear blossom room.

Lihua was completely stunned.

She originally wanted to be lazy and use gravity to serve herself tea, but she couldn't use any magic!

She couldn't even feel the magic at all.

This feeling is not unfamiliar to her.

Before making a contract with the elves at the age of 16.

Yes, it's like what it was like to be an ordinary person before becoming an elf.

"I turned into an ordinary person. Why? How could it suddenly..." Lihua suddenly remembered something.

"No, it's not sudden. Ever since last night, when I was drunk and confused, I felt something was wrong. But I've never heard of such a thing."

Lihua panicked.

She knows very well what it means once she loses her magic?

Let alone starting an uprising and causing trouble, you can't even guarantee your own safety.

"The strongest elf suddenly turned into a cripple after having a romantic night, hahaha."

Lihua's spirit was greatly stimulated.

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ps: Ahem, this is another plug-in for the protagonist. What is it specifically? Can you guess?In addition, don't worry that Lihua will really become a useless person, she is the reincarnation of Empress Xuantian.