Crazy Elf Island

With the song "Like You" by beyonf, Chu Wu was immersed in the memories of broken love and couldn't extricate himself.

Pedestrians passing by stopped to watch, and many were competing to take photos.

At the corner of the street, a woman walked slowly over.

She was wearing a simple bra-wrapped skirt and a small white suit.

The figure is a monster.

However, because this woman is wearing large sunglasses, covering half of her face, and her appearance cannot be seen, I don’t know how to score.

Next to her was a woman with a relatively ordinary appearance and figure, who looked like a follower.

"Huh?" The woman walked out of the corner and saw many people gathered around, so she walked over.

"What is this for?" the woman asked.

A young girl asked her: "Look at that man's expression, it's so funny, he looks like he's lost in love."

The woman raised her head and glanced at Chu Wu.

Indeed, although we see many lovelorn men, such rich expressions of lovelorn expressions are rare.

Sometimes he is smiling, sometimes he is sad, sometimes he is happy, and sometimes he is depressed.

Of course the woman knows in her heart that this lovelorn man is probably immersed in memories and cannot extricate himself, and every expression represents a memory.

"Well, he still looks like an infatuated person."

Hidden behind sunglasses, a pair of blue eyes blinked, not knowing what they were thinking.

At this time, "Like You" ended and was replaced by Du Dewei's "Take Off".

This song was once rated as one of the top ten vulgar songs by the melon-eating people in Baodao.

Chu Wu was immersed in the memories of him and Lin Momo, when Du Dewei's ghostly voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Take off your coat, take off your coat, take off your top, take off your top, take off your mask, take off your mask, turtle." Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! heyyeah.”

Nima!

Chu Wu came to his senses immediately.

When he looked up, he was shocked to see a dark crowd taking photos of him.

Not sure why.

It’s better to escape first!

So Chu Wu immediately ran away.

After running a certain distance, Chu Wu stopped.

He sat on a bench by the roadside and rested for a while.

Then I went to a watch store and bought a mechanical watch for [-] yuan.

Although the Holy Elf Kingdom prohibits fourth-class citizens from using communications and the Internet, it does not prohibit the use of watches. Of course, smart watches are still prohibited from sale.

After checking the time, Chu Wu was about to go to Fifth Flower Street to find the street girl.

But my stomach growled at an inappropriate time.

"Fill your stomach first."

At this time, a smell of meat wafted in the wind.

Chu Wu had a very good nose and smelled the aroma of meat when he came to a roast duck restaurant with a banner saying 'Authentic Beijing Roast Duck'.

“Such a pure flavor of Peking duck, even if you are in southern China, it doesn’t feel out of place at all!”

Chu Wu gathered his emotions and walked over directly.

"Boss, bring me a roast duck." Chu Wu said.

The boss glanced at him and then said: "Take out your ID card and let me take a look."

"I go!"

As soon as the boss said this, Chu Wu knew what was going on.

And the special code is that the fourth-class citizens are prohibited from entering the store.

He looked at the notice at the door of the store.

really.

There is a green sign hanging at the door.

The green sign clearly states: Our store does not sell food to fourth-class citizens.

"Fuck!" Chu Wu was a little angry: "Hey, boss, why don't you sell roast duck to fourth-class citizens? Are you making too much money?"

The boss spread his hands: "It's not that I want to join, but the government gave me a green card. What can I do?"

Chu Wu looked around, then lowered his voice and said: "Boss, secretly sell me a roast duck, and I'll give you five yuan more."

"No, little brother." The boss pointed to the camera: "They are all under surveillance."

"Is there really no way?"

The boss spread the stall

hand.

"What kind of queen? The full name should be female psycho is a bastard, right?" Chu Wu touched his chin with his hand and said to himself: "You can't say that, the queen must have no eggs, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman passing by stumbled and almost fell.

It was the hot little follower of the girl in sunglasses just now.

The attendant was furious.

"You are so presumptuous! You actually said that the queen has no eggs!" The little attendant was furious.

Chu Wu blinked: "Eh? Am I right? According to what you mean, Queen, do you have eggs?"

Cough!

The attendant girl almost vomited blood.

Being, being tricked!

"You, you are so presumptuous!" She picked up her cell phone and prepared to make a call.

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded: "Xiao Cui, there is no need to call the police for this trivial matter."

It was the woman with a voluptuous figure wearing sunglasses who spoke.

"Madam, I'm not calling the police, I'm calling to inform...Ah, yes, I want to call the police. What's the phone number?"

Chu Wu looked suspicious: "I said, Miss Cui, are you okay?"

"You're the one with the problem!"

At this time, the woman in sunglasses glanced at the roast duck restaurant, and then said: "Do you want to eat Peking duck?"

"Yes. Damn woman..."

In the end, the word "King" of Chu Wu was not uttered.

He sighed and shook his head: "Forget it, I won't die if I don't eat."

Chu Wu shook his head and prepared to leave.

"I can buy it for you, but you have to pay me ten times the price." The woman in sunglasses suddenly said calmly.

I rub!

So black-hearted.

However, Chu Wu ultimately failed to resist the temptation and became a prisoner of delicious food.

Ten times the price, a roast duck is 25 yuan, ten times that is 250.

After Chu Wu gave 250 yuan to the girl with sunglasses, he suddenly realized that the price was a bit unlucky.

"I said, beauty, are you trying to say that I'm worth 250?"

"Isn't it?" The woman in sunglasses paused and waved her hand: "Goodbye, Mr. 250. Oh, I probably won't see you again."

After saying that, the girl in sunglasses and her little follower left.

Chu Wu gave the girl in sunglasses a middle finger in return, but this scene was seen by the little follower who looked back.

But the little follower was very angry.

"Madam, can I beat this bastard to death? He, he is blasphemy! According to the laws of the kingdom, he should be sent to the Snow Blue Orchard to be fed to strange beasts!" the little follower shouted angrily.

The girl in sunglasses smiled: "Forget it, I read the almanac today and it's not appropriate to kill. Just consider him lucky."

"Okay." The little attendant paused, and then said depressedly: "Madam, can you give me a different name? Although it is a temporary pseudonym, 'Xiao Cui' doesn't sound good anymore."

"Let's talk tomorrow."

"Okay." The little attendant paused and then said, "Actually, Madam, you can take off your sunglasses. Master Zilan's disguise skills are very powerful."

"There's nothing wrong with being cautious."

"Too."

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On the other side, Chu Wu found an open space, finished eating the roast duck and went to Fifth Flower Street.

But that massage parlor was closed!

Chu Wu asked other street girls, but none of them knew the contact information of that street girl.

"I'll go! This is really a miscalculation."

It was very late and Chu Wu had no choice but to go back to the hospital first.

On the way back, while taking a shortcut through a remote area, I suddenly encountered several men surrounding a woman.

Although the Holy Elf Kingdom is a women's supremacy, due to physical limitations, except for elf envoys, ordinary women are still not as good as men in physical fitness.

In addition, the long-term high-pressure rule of men has caused deep resentment among men.

Since the Queen came to the throne a decade ago, men's crimes against women have decreased instead of increasing.

Therefore, this situation is actually very common.

However, what is unusual is that this woman turned out to be...