Crazy Elf Island
Chapter 32 Her name is Lihua
Coincidentally, the woman being surrounded was the woman in sunglasses.
However, the little follower was missing.
Chu Wu was originally depressed, but when he saw this, he suddenly became happy.
He walked over directly and said, "Beauty, do you want me to save you?"
The girl in sunglasses nodded.
Chu Wu grinned: "250 yuan."
"Are you scolding me for 250?" the woman in sunglasses said.
"Do you agree? If you don't agree, I'll leave." Chu Wu gestured to leave.
The girl in sunglasses pondered for a moment, then said calmly: "Okay."
Chu Wu grinned: "You are still sensible, your little follower will glare and I will call the police. By the time the police arrive, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold."
At this time, several men who had been ignored finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Fuck! Damn it, who are you! Are you looking for death?"
Among them, a strong man with a tiger tattoo on his arm walked directly towards Chu Wu and punched Chu Wu directly.
Chu Wu did not evade at all and also punched out.
bump!
The two fists collided in the air.
After about 0.5 seconds of silence, the strong man suddenly covered his wrist and screamed in pain.
The other men were as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
"Where did this man come from? Lao Qi's fists are said to be 'hard as iron'. I didn't expect that he would be beaten like this in a head-to-head encounter."
"Brothers, let's go together."
"it is good."
As a result, these men no longer cared about the woman in sunglasses, and Jiang Chuwu surrounded her.
"on!"
With an order, several men rushed forward like wolves and tigers.
"Slow, too slow!"
Chu Wu shook his head.
It's not that he's pretending.
Compared with the lions and tigers he encountered on the African savannah, the speed of these people was not on the same level.
A man fell down and rushed over. Chu Wu turned on his heels and easily avoided the opponent's attack.
Two more people rushed up from different directions. The moment Chu Wu got close to them, he lifted his legs and jumped vertically.
The two of them were caught off guard and had no time to stop.
touch~
The two collided directly.
After landing, Chu Wu didn't want to stay in the ink.
One left kick, one right leg, and two fists attack with all their strength.
bang bang bang~
In more than ten breaths, all the gangsters were knocked to the ground.
Chu Wu clapped his hands, looked at the girl in sunglasses, and grinned: "Done."
"Good skill." The girl in sunglasses applauded.
"It's all in exchange for life."
Thinking of the time in the Amazon forest when he was forced to jump off a cliff by a group of jaguars to escape, Chu Wu felt a faint sadness well up from the bottom of his heart.
"I really don't understand whether my father-in-law likes me and wants to train me into a good man, then marry his daughter and inherit his career, or is he unhappy with me and wants to murder me in the name of a trial?"
Chu Wu shook his head and stopped thinking about it.
The woman in sunglasses glanced at him and said calmly: "You saved me for now. What kind of reward do you want?"
"Can you send me out of the country?" Chu Wu asked directly.
"Sorry, it can't be done."
"Alas." Chu Wu sighed: "Sure enough, it's not that easy."
When walking through the street, Chu Wu's eyes fell on the queen's poster again, and he remained silent.
The girl in sunglasses glanced at him and said, "You seem to dislike the Queen very much?"
"No, no, no!" Chu Wu immediately shook his head: "How is that possible? I
Respect the Queen as much as you respect Mao Zedong on the RMB! "
"Don't be so wary, not all women like the Queen." The girl in sunglasses paused, then smiled and said, "I don't like her."
"true and false?"
"Of course it's true. The Queen is a devil, a ruthless executioner, big-breasted, brainless, insane, and frigid." said the woman in sunglasses.
Chu Wu sweated violently.
"There's no need to go to this point..."
The girl in sunglasses smiled and said: "How is it? You believe it."
"Uh..." Chu Wu reflexively looked at the breasts of the woman in sunglasses.
"Oh, I'm different from the Queen. Although I have big breasts, I have a brain." The woman in sunglasses said.
"Ok."
Chu Wu paused and said, "Are you a big star?"
"You mean sunglasses, right?" The woman paused and then said: "No. I wear sunglasses, just because I don't want to disappoint everyone. Many people think that I have a good figure and must be very tall, just like a queen. But Actually, I'm ugly."
"You say that, and I'm even more curious." Chu Wu paused, and then said: "Then in return for saving people, let me see what you look like."
The girl in sunglasses pondered for a moment, then said: "Okay."
She then took off her sunglasses, revealing her complete appearance.
It's not really stunning, but it's pretty and quite eye-catching.
The woman smiled: "Are you disappointed?"
"No. Not everyone is like Qi Qi, who has both beauty and figure." Chu Wu smiled lightly.
"So, you actually like the queen?"
"Of course!" Chu Wu said resolutely: "The queen is my soul angel!"
The woman was sweating slightly: "You really don't need to be on guard against me. Well, that's good. Just wait for me."
She then went to an electrical appliance store on the street.
After a while, she came out with a voice recorder in her hand.
She turned on the recorder and said: "The Queen is a brainless, neurotic, and sexually frigid pervert."
After recording this conversation, the woman handed the recorder to Chu Wu.
"In this case, you should believe it, right?" the woman said.
"Uh..." Chu Wu glanced at her and asked cautiously: "Why do you have to do this?"
"I just want to find a friend who shares common interests and talk with me. I hate the Queen. If you insist on insisting that you like the Queen, we can't open our hearts to each other at all, right?" the woman said.
Chu Wu nodded: "That makes sense."
Call ~
Chu Wu took a deep breath, and then said: "Okay. I admit, I also hate the Queen. I was mainly afraid of encountering fishing law enforcement, so I didn't dare to admit it."
The woman stretched out her hand and smiled: "That's great. My name is Lihua, and my family is in business. The girl you were arguing with before is my personal assistant."
"Chu Wu, from China, is currently a laborer at Dos Mine." Chu Wu reached out and held Lihua's hand, smiling.
"Chu Wu?"
Chu Wu smiled: "My original name was Chuwu, which is the fifth day of July. It's funny, the queen and I actually have the same birthday, both on the fifth day of July."
Lihua was obviously stunned.
After a while, she smiled lightly and said, "You and the Queen are quite destined."
Chu Wu curled his lips: "I would rather not have this kind of bullshit fate. I don't want to have anything to do with that psychopathic, dissolute queen."
Lihua smiled: "The Queen's mental disorder is recognized, but where does the idea of being debauched come from?"
"Isn't it despicable enough to conduct an open audition to select bed partners from all over the country? I once thought about applying, but after thinking about it carefully, I decided not to. With the queen's ruthless character, maybe she will be allowed to After you become pregnant, you will be given a bowl of poison to kill yourself. It makes me shudder just thinking about it."
"Oh, given the Queen's unpredictable temperament, it's not impossible for you to give poison afterward as you mentioned." Lihua said with a chuckle.
However, the little follower was missing.
Chu Wu was originally depressed, but when he saw this, he suddenly became happy.
He walked over directly and said, "Beauty, do you want me to save you?"
The girl in sunglasses nodded.
Chu Wu grinned: "250 yuan."
"Are you scolding me for 250?" the woman in sunglasses said.
"Do you agree? If you don't agree, I'll leave." Chu Wu gestured to leave.
The girl in sunglasses pondered for a moment, then said calmly: "Okay."
Chu Wu grinned: "You are still sensible, your little follower will glare and I will call the police. By the time the police arrive, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold."
At this time, several men who had been ignored finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Fuck! Damn it, who are you! Are you looking for death?"
Among them, a strong man with a tiger tattoo on his arm walked directly towards Chu Wu and punched Chu Wu directly.
Chu Wu did not evade at all and also punched out.
bump!
The two fists collided in the air.
After about 0.5 seconds of silence, the strong man suddenly covered his wrist and screamed in pain.
The other men were as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
"Where did this man come from? Lao Qi's fists are said to be 'hard as iron'. I didn't expect that he would be beaten like this in a head-to-head encounter."
"Brothers, let's go together."
"it is good."
As a result, these men no longer cared about the woman in sunglasses, and Jiang Chuwu surrounded her.
"on!"
With an order, several men rushed forward like wolves and tigers.
"Slow, too slow!"
Chu Wu shook his head.
It's not that he's pretending.
Compared with the lions and tigers he encountered on the African savannah, the speed of these people was not on the same level.
A man fell down and rushed over. Chu Wu turned on his heels and easily avoided the opponent's attack.
Two more people rushed up from different directions. The moment Chu Wu got close to them, he lifted his legs and jumped vertically.
The two of them were caught off guard and had no time to stop.
touch~
The two collided directly.
After landing, Chu Wu didn't want to stay in the ink.
One left kick, one right leg, and two fists attack with all their strength.
bang bang bang~
In more than ten breaths, all the gangsters were knocked to the ground.
Chu Wu clapped his hands, looked at the girl in sunglasses, and grinned: "Done."
"Good skill." The girl in sunglasses applauded.
"It's all in exchange for life."
Thinking of the time in the Amazon forest when he was forced to jump off a cliff by a group of jaguars to escape, Chu Wu felt a faint sadness well up from the bottom of his heart.
"I really don't understand whether my father-in-law likes me and wants to train me into a good man, then marry his daughter and inherit his career, or is he unhappy with me and wants to murder me in the name of a trial?"
Chu Wu shook his head and stopped thinking about it.
The woman in sunglasses glanced at him and said calmly: "You saved me for now. What kind of reward do you want?"
"Can you send me out of the country?" Chu Wu asked directly.
"Sorry, it can't be done."
"Alas." Chu Wu sighed: "Sure enough, it's not that easy."
When walking through the street, Chu Wu's eyes fell on the queen's poster again, and he remained silent.
The girl in sunglasses glanced at him and said, "You seem to dislike the Queen very much?"
"No, no, no!" Chu Wu immediately shook his head: "How is that possible? I
Respect the Queen as much as you respect Mao Zedong on the RMB! "
"Don't be so wary, not all women like the Queen." The girl in sunglasses paused, then smiled and said, "I don't like her."
"true and false?"
"Of course it's true. The Queen is a devil, a ruthless executioner, big-breasted, brainless, insane, and frigid." said the woman in sunglasses.
Chu Wu sweated violently.
"There's no need to go to this point..."
The girl in sunglasses smiled and said: "How is it? You believe it."
"Uh..." Chu Wu reflexively looked at the breasts of the woman in sunglasses.
"Oh, I'm different from the Queen. Although I have big breasts, I have a brain." The woman in sunglasses said.
"Ok."
Chu Wu paused and said, "Are you a big star?"
"You mean sunglasses, right?" The woman paused and then said: "No. I wear sunglasses, just because I don't want to disappoint everyone. Many people think that I have a good figure and must be very tall, just like a queen. But Actually, I'm ugly."
"You say that, and I'm even more curious." Chu Wu paused, and then said: "Then in return for saving people, let me see what you look like."
The girl in sunglasses pondered for a moment, then said: "Okay."
She then took off her sunglasses, revealing her complete appearance.
It's not really stunning, but it's pretty and quite eye-catching.
The woman smiled: "Are you disappointed?"
"No. Not everyone is like Qi Qi, who has both beauty and figure." Chu Wu smiled lightly.
"So, you actually like the queen?"
"Of course!" Chu Wu said resolutely: "The queen is my soul angel!"
The woman was sweating slightly: "You really don't need to be on guard against me. Well, that's good. Just wait for me."
She then went to an electrical appliance store on the street.
After a while, she came out with a voice recorder in her hand.
She turned on the recorder and said: "The Queen is a brainless, neurotic, and sexually frigid pervert."
After recording this conversation, the woman handed the recorder to Chu Wu.
"In this case, you should believe it, right?" the woman said.
"Uh..." Chu Wu glanced at her and asked cautiously: "Why do you have to do this?"
"I just want to find a friend who shares common interests and talk with me. I hate the Queen. If you insist on insisting that you like the Queen, we can't open our hearts to each other at all, right?" the woman said.
Chu Wu nodded: "That makes sense."
Call ~
Chu Wu took a deep breath, and then said: "Okay. I admit, I also hate the Queen. I was mainly afraid of encountering fishing law enforcement, so I didn't dare to admit it."
The woman stretched out her hand and smiled: "That's great. My name is Lihua, and my family is in business. The girl you were arguing with before is my personal assistant."
"Chu Wu, from China, is currently a laborer at Dos Mine." Chu Wu reached out and held Lihua's hand, smiling.
"Chu Wu?"
Chu Wu smiled: "My original name was Chuwu, which is the fifth day of July. It's funny, the queen and I actually have the same birthday, both on the fifth day of July."
Lihua was obviously stunned.
After a while, she smiled lightly and said, "You and the Queen are quite destined."
Chu Wu curled his lips: "I would rather not have this kind of bullshit fate. I don't want to have anything to do with that psychopathic, dissolute queen."
Lihua smiled: "The Queen's mental disorder is recognized, but where does the idea of being debauched come from?"
"Isn't it despicable enough to conduct an open audition to select bed partners from all over the country? I once thought about applying, but after thinking about it carefully, I decided not to. With the queen's ruthless character, maybe she will be allowed to After you become pregnant, you will be given a bowl of poison to kill yourself. It makes me shudder just thinking about it."
"Oh, given the Queen's unpredictable temperament, it's not impossible for you to give poison afterward as you mentioned." Lihua said with a chuckle.
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