Crazy Elf Island

If the elf hadn't told him that elves who lost their contractual relationship would be automatically reclaimed by the Elf Sanctuary, Chu Wu would have thought that this guy was an ownerless wandering elf.

Gollum~

My stomach is growling again.

"Ah, damn it. I was a man who once aspired to be the happiest child adoptive husband in the world. How could I be reduced to such a state?" Chu Wu was so depressed.

At this moment, a smell of meat suddenly wafted over.

At the same time, a voice sounded: "It's for both of you. Don't say we mistreat our labor."

The voice is familiar.

Chu Wu looked up and saw Rou Ran standing in front of him and Uncle Chen holding two plates of braised beef rice bowl.

Chu Wu was overjoyed. He grabbed one of the plates and muttered: "Oh, it's just abuse. How can people have the strength to work if they don't have enough to eat? Your queen must be a pervert."

When Rouran heard this, her face immediately turned cold. She took out a pistol from her pocket and put it against Chu Wu's forehead, saying coldly: "If you dare to insult Her Majesty the Queen again, I will kill you immediately!"

Chu Wu frowned slightly: "Did I say something wrong?"

Seeing this, Uncle Chen quickly pulled the two of them away: "That, Ranran, no, Officer Rouran. Chu Wu just came here and doesn't understand the rules, so don't be like him."

Rouran took back the gun and said coldly: "Chu Wu, please listen to me clearly. In this country, you can insult anyone, but you cannot insult Her Majesty the Queen!"

After saying that, Rouran turned around and left.

Uncle Chen breathed a sigh of relief, looked back at Chu Wu and said, "Chu Wu, you have to change your bad temper. Can Her Majesty the Queen, a pariah like us, comment?"

Chu Wu said nothing, and his eyes fell on the poster in the restaurant.

There is a woman on the poster. She is about 27 or [-] years old. Her long burgundy hair is slightly curled and hanging down. She looks a little tired and rebellious. Her slender eyebrows are painted dark purple, and under dark eye shadow, they are covered by long eyelashes. The covered sea-blue eyes exude a domineering and indifferent look.

She has perfectly proportioned facial features and a devilish figure, especially her plump and flamboyant breasts, which seem likely to burst through her clothes at any time.

Chu Wu's knowledge was shallow and it was difficult for him to use any beautiful words to describe the woman on the poster.

If he could sum it up in one sentence, it would be: breathtakingly beautiful.

Whether it's the perfect figure, the cool aura, or the beautiful sea-blue eyes, they are all so addictive.

She has been ranked the number one beauty in the world for many years in a row. There is no tie, no one!

Rumor has it that hundreds of people around the world are so obsessed with her beauty that they commit suicide every year.

She is the queen of the Holy Elf Kingdom, July, known as the elf with the strongest spiritual power in thousands of years.

A woman favored by God.

Although Chu Wu was unhappy with the queen's suppression of men in the country, he had to admit that this kind of woman who could cause harm to the world was really a peerless beauty.

Looking at the so-called young models, wild models and super models from all over the world, none of them can compare with July.

"Oh, this is what 'beautiful women are like scorpions'."

After a while, he shook his head and stopped thinking about it.

Eat and eat!

What Chu Wu admired the most was the sleeping elf on his head. He and Rouran had such a fierce argument, but this guy still slept like a dead pig.

After dinner, there is a break at noon

time.

Chu Wu was ready to go back to the dormitory.

Return to the dormitory. There will be no one in the dormitory.

Chu Wu was about to lie down and rest when the elf rubbed his eyes and woke up.

She climbed from Chu Wu's head to Chu Wu's nose, then sat down and faced Chu Wu's eyes.

"Chu Wu, I'm hungry." The elf said.

"Eh? Do the elves still need to eat?" Chu Wu was quite surprised.

He had just arrived and didn't know much about elves.

"Nonsense! We are not gods, and we do not eat the fireworks of the world." The elf looked at Chu Wu with contempt.

"Shout, this little elf is dragging you up again."

"Hey! I don't call 'this elf', I have a name!" The elf then added: "The name my master gave me, although she can't hear me, I can hear her. "

"Oh, what's the name?" Chu Wu asked curiously.

"cherry."

"Magical Girl Sakura?"

The elf stood on Chu Wu's nose, pinched his waist with both hands, and shouted angrily: "It's the magic elf Sakura!"

"Does it make a difference?"

"The difference is huge! Gulu~"

Sakura's stomach also growled.

Chu Wu couldn't help but laugh.

The scene of a thumb-sized elf making hungry noises is so funny.

"Ah, you're laughing at me!" Xiaoying angrily leaned down and bit Chu Wu's nose.

Although it didn't hurt, it was itchy and quite uncomfortable.

"Okay, okay, I surrender. What do you want to eat? Sakura?" Chu Wu said.

"You're the one eating the cherry blossoms!" Sakura paused and raised her fists high: "I want to eat the cake! The cake from the Green Garden!"

"Cake...isn't this what humans eat?"

"Hmph! Who stipulates that cakes can only be eaten by humans? We elves can eat them too." Sakura was slightly arrogant.

"What a strange setting."

"It's not weird! Okay, let me tell you the truth. We elves actually only need to absorb the spiritual energy between heaven and earth to replenish energy. Eating cakes is just my personal hobby." Sakura pinched her waist: "What? No. ?"

Tao Bao tapped Xiaoying's nose with his finger and said angrily: "Since you can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to replenish energy, why starve yourself?"

"Hey, eating cake when you are hungry is the best feeling!"

Chu Wu:......

"You little snack."

"Hurry up and buy me a cake, it must be a cake from Cuiluyuan!" Sakura even turned on the coquettish mode, rolling back and forth on Chu Wu's nose, and even kicking her legs.

Just then the fat man came back, and Chu Wu said casually: "Li Shan, do you know how to buy the cake from Cuiluyuan?"

"Ah? Cuilu Garden?" Li Shan twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Cuilu Garden is a high-end cake shop in the kingdom. It is used by nobles and is a special forbidden area. Ordinary elf envoys are not qualified to enter. What can I do? I bought a cake from Cuiluyuan. No more talking, I went to the toilet."

After saying that, Li Shan took toilet paper and left again.

Chu Wu looked at the elf Sakura on his nose and asked curiously: "Sakura, it seems that your master's identity is not simple. Who is she?"