Crazy Elf Island
Chapter 9 Final Fantasy
"I won't tell you." Then, Sakura started to kick on Chu Wu's nose like a baby again: "I want to eat the cake, I want to eat the cake."
"Sakura." Chu Wu suddenly said.
"Ah!" Xiaoying screamed and looked up at Chu Wu angrily: "Are you thinking wrong?"
Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "Please, species are different. No matter how much you elves look like humans, you are still not humans. And I have no sexual interest in species other than humans, no, except women."
"So, where is the July Queen? Do you want to sleep with her?" Sakura asked again.
"I don't want to." Chu Wu said immediately without even thinking about it.
"Eh?!" Sakura was stunned: "The Queen of July is the woman that men in the world most want to sleep with!"
A poster of the Queen appeared in Chu Wu's mind. It was really shockingly beautiful.
He held it in for a long time, and then said: "I think she has a pretty face, she must be a flirtatious woman, and I don't want to be cuckolded."
Sakura looked at Chu Wu with contempt: "Are you stupid? The queens of the Holy Elf Kingdom have always been like this. They choose men just to reproduce their offspring. I have never heard of any queen falling in love with which man. Ordinary An elf may fall in love with a man, but a queen never will. This is the fate of a queen."
"Eh? The queens of all dynasties have been so frivolous. This Holy Elf Kingdom is too messy!"
Sakura was speechless: "Please, this is a country where women's rights are supreme. This happens to ordinary women a lot, let alone the queen. However, as far as I know, the July Queen has not started to indulge in pornography yet. But it will be soon. According to the constitution , the queen must give birth to a child before the age of 30 to stabilize the kingdom's power. The queen is already 28 years old this year. Currently, the Ministry of Civil Affairs has begun a nationwide audition to find a man for the queen."
"Hey, Sakura, is there any reward for helping the queen give birth to a child?" Chu Wu asked casually.
"Yes. You can make a request to the Queen."
"Can I ask for anything?" Chu Wu became excited.
"In principle, that's the case. However, the Queen has the right to refuse."
Chu Wu clenched his fist: "Yeah! Great!"
Then, Chu Wu looked at Xiaoying and said solemnly: "Xiaoying, I want to help the queen give birth to a child!"
Cough!
Sakura choked.
"You idiot!" Sakura said angrily, "Only third-class male citizens can enter the audition!"
"I want to make meritorious service, I want to earn contribution points, I want to be promoted to a third-class citizen, I want to help the queen give birth to a child, and then I want to return to China!" Chu Wu was full of passion.
"Ha~" Sakura sighed: "This idiot, he doesn't think that the Queen is someone he can push if he wants to, right? That's the July Queen, the most powerful elf in thousands of years and also the elf who hates men the most. Ah, the master is calling me, I’ll leave first.”
Then there was a flash of light and the elf disappeared.
"In the end, we didn't even know who Sakura's master was?"
However, Chu Wu could probably guess that it was a noble elf envoy with outstanding status.
As for which noble it is, it is unknown.
Chu Wu originally didn't know much about the political structure of the Holy Elf Kingdom.
There is no rush for this matter.
In short, you need to be prepared.
If sleeping with the queen fails, look for opportunities to escape.
But Chu Wu still prefers the former.
Because this Holy Elf Kingdom has been established for thousands of years, and there has never been a man
Left here.
Just think about it and you know how terrible it is.
Maybe some people tried to escape, but were either shot dead or captured and thrown into the Snow Blue Orchard.
Chu Wu didn’t want to die yet.
The afternoon work started at 01:30 and lasted until 07:30 in the evening, a full six hours.
At the end of the work, even though Chu Wu had amazing physical strength, he was still very tired.
“It’s really squeezing the labor force of workers as much as possible!”
Chu Wu vowed that if he was chosen to be the queen's companion!Be sure to make her cry in bed!
This is the final fantasy of a 23-year-old virgin...
When Fatty and Uncle Chen came over, the three of them prepared to go back to the dormitory together.
But on the way, Chu Wu was called away by Rou Ran.
"Hello, Officer Rouran." Chu Wu greeted enthusiastically.
Rouran was very wary of Chu Wu's enthusiastic attitude.
"What do you want to do?"
"Didn't you ask me to come here?" Chu Wu sweated slightly.
"Oh." Rouran paused, then said calmly: "You just came here, there are many rules, you may not know it. As the mine police of this mining area, I need to do some popular science for you."
She paused, glanced at Chu Wu, and then said: "First, it is forbidden to insult the Queen. If it were another mine policeman today, your inappropriate remarks would have been reported to Master Huoyue or Master Mengfei. By then , you might be shot dead on the spot, those two adults are not as good-tempered as me."
Chu Wu was startled: "Where did these two people come from?"
"They are the two elf envoys of our mine. They are the general managers of the mine, but they are not usually in the mine. The elf envoys have extrajudicial power. Even if they use lynching to kill you, they will not Be held accountable by law.”
"Is this the so-called privileged class..." Chu Wu's expression was dull.
"In short, as long as you understand." Rouran paused and then said: "Second: Fourth-class citizens have no sexual rights. This is written into the constitution. You'd better not let sperm get into your head. Is life more important, or desire? It’s important, you have to think it over yourself. Finally.”
Rouran paused and then said: "Go to the south gate of the park in District 38 at twelve o'clock in the evening. Someone is looking for you."
After saying that, Rouran turned and left.
"Um...what the hell?"
Rouran's two warnings, the first one, Chu Wu can understand, after all, there was a conflict just today because of this.
But the second one...
I'll pour it!Yes, you do have a nice figure, but what I want to do most right now is to leave here as soon as possible. How can I be in the mood to have sex with you? "
Chu Wu shook his head and didn't think much.
After returning to the dormitory and taking a cold shower in the public bathroom, Chu Wu returned to the dormitory.
Uncle Chen was sitting on the bed reading a book, while Fatty Li Shan was playing fried gold with several other people in the dormitory.
Chu Wu looked at it for a while and found that the fat man had lost 700 yuan.
The Holy Elf Kingdom does not issue its own currency and uses RMB and US dollars.
The lost money was obviously a huge sum of money for the fat man, and he was sweating on his forehead.
Finally, after losing the last few dozen dollars on the table, the fat man was kicked out of the game, looking very depressed.
"Hey, new little brother, do you want to play a few games?" At this time, a bald man looked at Chu Wudao.
"Sakura." Chu Wu suddenly said.
"Ah!" Xiaoying screamed and looked up at Chu Wu angrily: "Are you thinking wrong?"
Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "Please, species are different. No matter how much you elves look like humans, you are still not humans. And I have no sexual interest in species other than humans, no, except women."
"So, where is the July Queen? Do you want to sleep with her?" Sakura asked again.
"I don't want to." Chu Wu said immediately without even thinking about it.
"Eh?!" Sakura was stunned: "The Queen of July is the woman that men in the world most want to sleep with!"
A poster of the Queen appeared in Chu Wu's mind. It was really shockingly beautiful.
He held it in for a long time, and then said: "I think she has a pretty face, she must be a flirtatious woman, and I don't want to be cuckolded."
Sakura looked at Chu Wu with contempt: "Are you stupid? The queens of the Holy Elf Kingdom have always been like this. They choose men just to reproduce their offspring. I have never heard of any queen falling in love with which man. Ordinary An elf may fall in love with a man, but a queen never will. This is the fate of a queen."
"Eh? The queens of all dynasties have been so frivolous. This Holy Elf Kingdom is too messy!"
Sakura was speechless: "Please, this is a country where women's rights are supreme. This happens to ordinary women a lot, let alone the queen. However, as far as I know, the July Queen has not started to indulge in pornography yet. But it will be soon. According to the constitution , the queen must give birth to a child before the age of 30 to stabilize the kingdom's power. The queen is already 28 years old this year. Currently, the Ministry of Civil Affairs has begun a nationwide audition to find a man for the queen."
"Hey, Sakura, is there any reward for helping the queen give birth to a child?" Chu Wu asked casually.
"Yes. You can make a request to the Queen."
"Can I ask for anything?" Chu Wu became excited.
"In principle, that's the case. However, the Queen has the right to refuse."
Chu Wu clenched his fist: "Yeah! Great!"
Then, Chu Wu looked at Xiaoying and said solemnly: "Xiaoying, I want to help the queen give birth to a child!"
Cough!
Sakura choked.
"You idiot!" Sakura said angrily, "Only third-class male citizens can enter the audition!"
"I want to make meritorious service, I want to earn contribution points, I want to be promoted to a third-class citizen, I want to help the queen give birth to a child, and then I want to return to China!" Chu Wu was full of passion.
"Ha~" Sakura sighed: "This idiot, he doesn't think that the Queen is someone he can push if he wants to, right? That's the July Queen, the most powerful elf in thousands of years and also the elf who hates men the most. Ah, the master is calling me, I’ll leave first.”
Then there was a flash of light and the elf disappeared.
"In the end, we didn't even know who Sakura's master was?"
However, Chu Wu could probably guess that it was a noble elf envoy with outstanding status.
As for which noble it is, it is unknown.
Chu Wu originally didn't know much about the political structure of the Holy Elf Kingdom.
There is no rush for this matter.
In short, you need to be prepared.
If sleeping with the queen fails, look for opportunities to escape.
But Chu Wu still prefers the former.
Because this Holy Elf Kingdom has been established for thousands of years, and there has never been a man
Left here.
Just think about it and you know how terrible it is.
Maybe some people tried to escape, but were either shot dead or captured and thrown into the Snow Blue Orchard.
Chu Wu didn’t want to die yet.
The afternoon work started at 01:30 and lasted until 07:30 in the evening, a full six hours.
At the end of the work, even though Chu Wu had amazing physical strength, he was still very tired.
“It’s really squeezing the labor force of workers as much as possible!”
Chu Wu vowed that if he was chosen to be the queen's companion!Be sure to make her cry in bed!
This is the final fantasy of a 23-year-old virgin...
When Fatty and Uncle Chen came over, the three of them prepared to go back to the dormitory together.
But on the way, Chu Wu was called away by Rou Ran.
"Hello, Officer Rouran." Chu Wu greeted enthusiastically.
Rouran was very wary of Chu Wu's enthusiastic attitude.
"What do you want to do?"
"Didn't you ask me to come here?" Chu Wu sweated slightly.
"Oh." Rouran paused, then said calmly: "You just came here, there are many rules, you may not know it. As the mine police of this mining area, I need to do some popular science for you."
She paused, glanced at Chu Wu, and then said: "First, it is forbidden to insult the Queen. If it were another mine policeman today, your inappropriate remarks would have been reported to Master Huoyue or Master Mengfei. By then , you might be shot dead on the spot, those two adults are not as good-tempered as me."
Chu Wu was startled: "Where did these two people come from?"
"They are the two elf envoys of our mine. They are the general managers of the mine, but they are not usually in the mine. The elf envoys have extrajudicial power. Even if they use lynching to kill you, they will not Be held accountable by law.”
"Is this the so-called privileged class..." Chu Wu's expression was dull.
"In short, as long as you understand." Rouran paused and then said: "Second: Fourth-class citizens have no sexual rights. This is written into the constitution. You'd better not let sperm get into your head. Is life more important, or desire? It’s important, you have to think it over yourself. Finally.”
Rouran paused and then said: "Go to the south gate of the park in District 38 at twelve o'clock in the evening. Someone is looking for you."
After saying that, Rouran turned and left.
"Um...what the hell?"
Rouran's two warnings, the first one, Chu Wu can understand, after all, there was a conflict just today because of this.
But the second one...
I'll pour it!Yes, you do have a nice figure, but what I want to do most right now is to leave here as soon as possible. How can I be in the mood to have sex with you? "
Chu Wu shook his head and didn't think much.
After returning to the dormitory and taking a cold shower in the public bathroom, Chu Wu returned to the dormitory.
Uncle Chen was sitting on the bed reading a book, while Fatty Li Shan was playing fried gold with several other people in the dormitory.
Chu Wu looked at it for a while and found that the fat man had lost 700 yuan.
The Holy Elf Kingdom does not issue its own currency and uses RMB and US dollars.
The lost money was obviously a huge sum of money for the fat man, and he was sweating on his forehead.
Finally, after losing the last few dozen dollars on the table, the fat man was kicked out of the game, looking very depressed.
"Hey, new little brother, do you want to play a few games?" At this time, a bald man looked at Chu Wudao.
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