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This time, Hong Lingquan was almost frightened to the point of collapse.

Hong Lingquan was so anxious that he cursed again, Song Yu, Song Yu, you are really a piece of dog meat. Aren't you looking for death? You don't know how high-minded you are, you dare to use the analogy of dog bites. If you anger the emperor, I think it's very unfair. I have to cut you into pieces immediately.

Emperor Zhengde saw that Song Yu was careless, and now he heard his unreasonable and harsh words. He thought that this man must be reckless, so he could only forgive him secretly and not continue to talk.

Song Yu continued to chatter:

"That's what the common people are doing. They practice some kung fu indiscriminately. If they are not satisfied with one bottle, they will wander around with half a bottle. When there is no food to eat, they will kick and punch to make ends meet. Hey, the emperor is laughing at you. ah."

After listening to Song Yu's words, Emperor Zhengde still showed no anger on his face. This was not only because Song Yu had saved the day, but also had other plans in his heart. Seeing that Song Yu was very skilled in martial arts, he deliberately kept him in the palace and took Song Yu with him later. , to protect yourself.

Therefore, although Song Yu could not spit out ivory from his dog's mouth and his words were not pleasant to listen to, Emperor Zhengde did not criticize him. When Song Yu finished nagging, Emperor Zhengde smiled again and said:

"Song Yingxiong, although my martial arts skills are not high, I can tell that you do have real kung fu. I invited you here today just to see Song Yishi's real kung fu. I don't know what you think."

At this time, Song Yu stood up and said to Zhengde:

"It costs two dollars to say that your Majesty wants to take care of me now. I definitely can't afford it, but it's not difficult to see my martial arts. No matter how well I practice, my martial arts will remain with me for a long time. No."

Having said this, Song Yu thought why not take this opportunity to play a copy of Yan Rong for his brother Hong Lingquan in front of the emperor. At least he should scold this old thief, so he immediately said:

"Long live Lord, this martial arts training is not difficult, but

Xiaomin doesn't understand something, so he wants to ask Wanzai first. "

Seeing that he was suddenly serious, Zhengde asked, "What do you want to ask me?"

Song Yu, who has never been shy with his words, this time cursed directly:

"There are rumors all over the world that the old bastard Yan Rong, the Grand Master of the dynasty, was not born to his parents. I don't know if this is true or not.

Emperor Zhengde became even more unreasonable when he saw Song Yu's rude words. He even insulted the grand master in front of the prince. Isn't this the same as beating a dog and refusing to show his master's face?

At that time, his face darkened. Emperor Zhengde felt unhappy and thought to himself, Song Yu, you are really pushing your limits, how can you be so decent?

When Hong Lingquan saw the change in the emperor's face, he was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat and complained in his heart:

"Song Yu, Song Yu, what did I remind you just now? Have you forgotten everything so quickly? I thought you would be able to help me with your sharp tongue in front of the emperor. First of all You tried to tactfully read Yan Rong's book, but you unexpectedly scolded him on the street in front of the emperor. That Yan Rong is a relative of the emperor. Don't you know that now you are scolding Yan Rong for not being born to his parents? What is Yan Rong’s daughter, Concubine Yan? And what has become of the emperor? Hasn’t he become a nest of beasts in disguise?

When Song Yu saw that the emperor's face suddenly turned gloomy, he became happy and said calmly:

"Long live Lord, I have no words in my heart and I'm just a fool. I just used an analogy. If I offend you in an unpleasant place, please forgive me. If I really unintentionally commit the crime of disrespect, please save me in the restaurant." For the sake of driving, don't blame the villain. I don't want to be official, and I don't want rewards. You can just pretend that we have never met. I haven't saved you. I just ask you to let me leave now. Is that possible? "

After listening to Song Yu's unbridled remarks, Zhengde realized that this person was not serious at all. He wanted to say whatever he wanted, but was afraid that he would utter even more unpleasant words in front of all the eunuchs and maids and embarrass himself, so he On the pretext of watching martial arts, I wanted to block Song Yu's mouth and prevent him from talking anymore.

Hearing Song Yu change his words at this time, Emperor Zhengde borrowed the donkey from Poxia and said:

"Song Yingxiong has a similar personality. I don't blame you, but don't curse people behind their backs in the future. I've summoned you alone today. I won't talk about anything else, whether it's Yan Rong or other people in the court. We'll talk about these things later when we have the opportunity. Today , I just want to see your martial arts."

Song Yu finally understood what the emperor meant this time, so he nodded slightly to the emperor and didn't mention Yan Rong again.

In fact, Song Yu knew that it was today that Yan Rong's conspiracy to rebel against the country and the brutal murder of Zhongliang were reconciled.

To tell the truth, the emperor might have approved it at the time, but once he returned to the West Palace and had a few drinks with the beautiful Yan Niangniang, the big thing would be nothing, and he would throw it away.

When thinking of this, Song Yu said to Emperor Zhengde:

"Since you said so, Long Live Lord, I, Song Yu, won't say much more. Then I will just follow your wishes."

After finishing speaking, Song Yu walked out of the imperial study first, and Emperor Zhengde followed him out, accompanied by Hong Lingquan.

After Song Yu came to an open space and stood there, he secretly pondered:

What should I train for him?

If she practices real kung fu, can she understand this emperor?

Because those real beatings are really not good-looking.

If you give him some fake Kung Fu training, it will be all just a show, such as somersaults and spins, which will be dazzling but useless.

Experts watch the door, and laymen watch the excitement. If the emperor is indeed an expert, if you use the flower shelves on the stage to coax him, he will definitely be angry and unhappy. If he is a layman, if you use your true skills and hard work for him, He can't understand it and finds it boring, so your efforts are in vain.

On that day Song Yu knew that Emperor Zhengde was good at two moves, but he was not sure whether his skills were deep or shallow.

Song Yu thought about it and decided to give Zhengde something real first.

If the emperor takes it seriously, it means that he is a real expert, and there will definitely be no room for fake showmanship.

If Zhengde doesn't like to watch the real thing, it means he is a layman. At this time, he should immediately adapt to the situation and practice some fake tricks on the stage for him to watch the fun.

Finally making up her mind secretly, Song Yu held her arms and tightened her belt, then raised her arms and kicked her legs.

It is true that this Song Yu, in terms of his body and appearance, no one would take him seriously, but in terms of physical skills, he does have extraordinary skills. Only the basic skills of long punch, short punch, and leg kick, Song Yu had practiced hard for seven or eight years.

After that, when Song Yu was wandering alone in the world, Song Yu gained strength through experience and practice, and learned from hundreds of schools of thought. Although he had never been a famous teacher, he was talented, diligent, and inquisitive. He integrated the strengths of each school and became his own family. There are one move and two moves for boxing, three moves and five moves for Baguazhang, and even several sets of Shaolin's Bodhidharma Palm and Dragon Capturing Hand.

As time goes by, Song Yu learned a little bit of the kung fu from each sect, and then combined the kung fu from each sect together. After his own research and practice, he was able to use it freely and do whatever he wanted, even those It is not easy for an unfathomable martial arts master to defeat him three times or five times.

At this time, Song Yu stepped back, then stepped forward and mixed his palms with Tai Chi Palm, Wuji Palm, and Arm-Through Palm, and performed about ten moves first.

At the same time, Song Yu quietly observed Zhengde from time to time. At this moment, he saw that the emperor was watching attentively.

God is not tired.

After finishing these moves, when Song Yu looked at Zhengde again, she saw that his eyes suddenly turned blank and his head drooped, as if he wanted to sleep. Song Yu immediately understood in her heart:

It turns out that this self-righteous emperor is just a layman and doesn’t understand real kung fu at all.