Sword narration is painful in the world

At this time, Song Yu thought to herself that if she wanted to attract the emperor's eyes, she could only give him a few sets of flower displays to make him happy.

Thinking of this, Song Yu suddenly raised the energy in her dantian, and then yelled.

When we met today, Song Yu spoke softly from beginning to end, although her words were off-key. The sudden voice made the Zhengde Emperor tremble with fright. He quickly woke up from his daze, and then his eyes went straight Stare at Song Yu.

Seeing that the emperor's attention had been attracted, Song Yu immediately saw a group of local eighteen rollers. Several beautiful kites flew over, and then they hit a few beautiful whirlwind kicks, followed by another one under their feet. With all his strength, he plucked onions from dry land and jumped up to a height of ten feet. Then he rushed down with his head and fell from the air with his feet pointed upward.

On the way down, when his head was still more than two feet away from the ground, Song Yucai's waist floated up and down, and after straightening and turning his body, he immediately stood on the ground with both feet. Before he could stand firmly, he came up several times in succession. Like a swallow flying.

Song Yu's strategic change immediately had great results. In the eyes of Emperor Zhengde, this was the real martial arts. For a real master, it was simply incredible.

Emperor Zhengde couldn't help but applaud, and after shouting "Okay" loudly, he said in his heart:

This Song Yu is indeed extraordinary. He is as fast as an ape, as smart as a civet cat, and his waist is as soft as noodles. If I want to reach this point, I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to practice for another ten years. No wonder that day in the restaurant, this Song Yu With such a neat attack, it seems that this person really has a special skill.

At this time, Emperor Zhengde suddenly saw something wonderful. His mouth opened wide and his eyes stared straight.

Hong Lingquan, who was next to him, had been studying since he was a child. Naturally, he knew nothing about martial arts.

When he saw this, Hong Lingquan also felt that Song Yu was much stronger than when he first practiced.

Song Yu, who was playing tricks, heard the emperor cheering, and looked at his concentrated expression, so he thought to himself that the time has come. You can't eat more of good things. If you eat too much, it won't taste good.

So, Song Yu used the Swallow Climbing into the Clouds pose again, then pushed hard with her feet, straightened her waist, parted her arms to the left and right, lifted her neck, and swung her pointed head upwards.

This move, on the surface, seemed like all the power was in his head, but in fact, it was all fake. He pushed hard with both legs and immediately flew up to more than nine feet. Then he twisted and flew up to more than three feet. , and then flipped twice in the air before landing safely on the ground.

When Emperor Zhengde saw Song Yu flying from the sky and landing on the ground, his expression did not change, and he could not help but raise his thumb and praised:

"The hero of the Song Dynasty is indeed a man of profound and unpredictable skills."

After another cool move towards the emperor, Song Yu took another step forward, then clasped his fists and said:

"I've made a fool of myself in front of Long Live. If I'm not good at my studies, please forgive me, Lord Long Live."

"Song Yingxiong does not need to be modest. From my perspective, you are not only a martial arts master, but also a person of noble moral character. It would be a pity if you are allowed to continue drifting in Jiang Chao. I sincerely use you. I don't know what you mean. How about next?”

After hearing this, Song Yu smiled faintly, crossed her wrists, saluted Emperor Zhengde respectfully, and said:

"The common people are incompetent and have accepted your grace in vain. They should do the work of dogs and horses."

Hearing Song Yu say this, Hong Lingquan secretly thought to himself, from the time you met the emperor until now, this sentence is the only one that sounds like human speech, and it sounds more pleasant to the ears.

But before Hong Lingquan could think any further, Song Yu spoke up again and said:

"It's a pity that my ancestors in the Song family have always been immoral. In the first few years, when I went to visit the tombs of my ancestors and burn paper money, I actually saw light smoke rising from behind the earthen tombs. I was so happy that I probably had some future. , so when he was happy, he went around to the tomb to take a look,

Unexpectedly, I almost fainted when I saw it. The smoke did not come from my ancestral grave, but from an old wild grave behind my grave. The smoke was blown from there by the wind to my grave. I When I looked closer, I saw that it was a beggar who was fumigating a rabbit nest with dead grass.

Therefore, I was discouraged at that time and thought that I would never be an official in the future. If you really wanted me to be an official, I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to do it for even three days. What’s more, if you look at my head again, you will just rely on it. This pointy, is there such a big black gauze hat?"

Song Yu was so poor. Emperor Zhengde took a closer look and found out that Song Yu's head was indeed unusual. It was pointed at the top and wide at the bottom. It would be even more difficult to get him a bird gauze hat to wear. I can't go to the court because of my bad appearance.

Seeing that Song Yu did not want to be an official and was really not the material to be an official, Emperor Zhengde felt a little sorry, so he tried his best to keep him by his side, so he said sincerely:

"Hero of the Song Dynasty, since you don't want to be an official in the court, what if I stay in the palace?"

When Song Yu heard this, he waved his hands hurriedly and said:

"Long live my lord, if you keep an ugly monster like me in the palace, it will be troublesome. To be honest, I don't want money when I have no money. If you let me see these gold, silver and jewels in the palace, I will be blinded by money." You can't steal it. If something scandal happens and it gets spread, your face will be gone."

Emperor Zhengde looked at Song Yu. Although his words were exaggerated and not honest, they were somewhat sincere.

Seeing that Song Yu's words meant that he was determined not to stay in the palace, Emperor Zhengde did not force him.

But then he thought about Song Yu's life-saving kindness, which should be repaid, and Zhengde said again:

"Song Yingxiong, you were instrumental in rescuing the driver at the restaurant that day. If you don't want to be an official, I will have to reward you with some gold and silver. In addition, if you have any requests in your heart, just say it."

Song Yu saw that the emperor's face was still full of sincerity, so he clasped his fists and said:

"Long live my lord, if you sincerely remember your contribution to saving the man in the restaurant that day, you don't need to be granted an official title, and you don't need to give me gold or jewelry. I only want one thing from you today, my humble servant."

When Zhengde heard this, he was afraid that Song Yu would mention Yan Rong again. Before Song Yu could finish speaking, the emperor quickly waved his hand and interrupted:

"Song Yingxiong, today I will only talk to you about the third party matters between you and me. I won't talk about it here at this time."

He wanted to take this opportunity to scold Yan Rong, but now that Zhengde had silenced him, Song Yu secretly scolded the queen and didn't plan to say anything more, so she just wanted to leave.

So Song Yu frowned, cupped his fists and saluted Zhengde again and said:

"Long live, now that I have said this, I won't mention it anymore. The days are long, and there will be more in the future.

Come on, Xiaomin will say goodbye now. "

Seeing Hong Lingquan standing aside without saying a word, Emperor Zhengde turned around and said:

"Hong Aiqing, please entertain Song Yingxiong for me. If anything happens to him in the future, you must inform me in time."

Seeing that the emperor was about to see off his guests, Hong Lingquan quickly said:

"Long live, it's rare for me to see you, but I do have something important to say."

"What's the matter?" Zhengde lowered his eyebrows and asked coldly after hearing this.

"The old master actually ordered someone to secretly assassinate the imperial official. I now have the confession of the murderer. I hope Long Live Lord will find out."

"Hong Aiqing, I'm a little tired today. Let's not talk about this matter for now. Who is right and who is right? I will deal with it impartially in the future. You can take Song Yingxiong back first."

Seeing Zhengde's face getting colder and colder, Hong Lingquan didn't dare to say a word anymore. He knew that he was different from Song Yu.

Song Yu was an out-and-out common man and the emperor's savior. If he said more and less, the emperor might be able to forgive him if the courtesy was not enough.

However, although his official position is humble, Hong Lingquan is still a sixth-rank magistrate of the capital. As an official of the court, he must have the etiquette of a monarch and his ministers. If he is slightly negligent, he will be suspected of committing a crime. Once he angers Long Yan, he will definitely Inviting death.

At this moment, seeing that the emperor repeatedly avoided Yan Rong's affairs, Hong Lingquan had no choice but to kowtow and thank him. After bidding farewell to the emperor, he walked out of the palace with Song Yu.

On the way back, Song Yu, who had no scruples, cursed angrily in front of the Yamen servant:

"I think this Long Live Master is really not a toy. I feel that I have a lot of evil intentions, but he has more evil intentions than me. He is not allowed to mention the word "Yan Rong" in any case. This door is really tightly sealed. It's rare. The opportunity turned out to be all in vain.”

After hearing this, Hong Lingquan blamed Song Yu on the surface, and then comforted:

"The Emperor's kindness has been great today. Just now, you were disrespectful and made jokes in front of the Emperor. According to the royal law, it is serious disrespect. If you want to be convicted, your head will be chopped off."

"Hum, the good show is yet to come. Even if he doesn't pee on me now, one day he will have to come and beg me. If you don't believe me, let's ride on the donkey and read the songbook. Let's go and see."