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"Dad, why are you in such a mess? Did someone push you into the grass?"

"Afa, you are not a human being. Please help me see if there are any evil spirits around me."

What did I do wrong to treat me like this? I am just a poor old man arranging his own funeral.

Could it be that Xiu Hui doesn't recognize me?

Yes, my appearance has changed several times. I have long forgotten what I looked like before. This is a problem.

I don’t know if there are any old photos of me in Xiuhui’s tomb.

Should I help her sort out her belongings? I will take her belongings. Will she follow?

forget it

Gu Yi seems to be able to do soul magic. I used to think that playing with other people's souls was unethical. Otherwise, for the sake of cultivating wisdom, I'll try it too.

"No, Dad."

"Afa, don't keep staring at my middle part. You are a girl, so be reserved. This was sprayed by the water pipe just now."

"But I'm only so tall. I can only look at you here. Dad, have you peed your pants? How about I ask Tony to bring me some diapers? You can be the baby and I can take care of you, okay?"

"I haven't played house for more than a hundred years. I have forgotten the thrill. Maybe it's fun. Okay, wait a minute. I'll turn into a baby so that you can take care of me more like a baby. You want to take pictures?" What TikTok video? Do you have any fans?”

“What Douyin and what fans”

“I misremembered and it’s not yet time.”

"Dad, how long will it take to get better?"

"It will take about an hour. It may take a little longer to get so small. It will be very painful. The muscles, bones and skin are squeezed. Damn it. Alpha Dog, can you stop playing? It's so painful."

"Should I dismantle it and saw off some of it?"

"I'm not a robot, just wait a minute while I endure it~~~~It hurts~~~~hiss~~~~~brain~~~my brain~~~fuck~~~~ Some data It’s over, Alpha Dog, you killed me~~~~um~~~um~~~~ah~~~~hiss~~~”

"Dad, is this moaning? Can I learn it?"

"no"

"Oh. Dad, you have become smaller."

"Stop playing, can't stand it anymore, stop, stop, stop, change back"

Fortunately, the transformation process was stopped, otherwise she would have lost her life. Alpha Dog was a hairless and unreliable guy, and the old man almost ruined her.

I have to take a shower first. This squeezes something out of my body.

Taking a shower in outer space is a unique experience. The water will form a big water ball on its own and then wrap around the human body. If the old man could not take the water away without breathing, this kind of water ball could easily kill a normal person.

Water in weightlessness is scary for humans.

The godly body of the Aesir is still very good, they are a space species. Although the Hulk's body is powerful, it can change color and make people very excited. My old man's blood vessels are fragile now, how can he withstand the torment, so I still have it. Sashen body is more suitable for me.

After washing, pour the bath water outside.

AlphaGo actually brought me a towel. Where did it come from?

"Afa, where did you get this towel? It has this stuff on it?"

"I asked Tony to send me a rocket of daily necessities while I was setting up your palace."

That's it, "Afa, you are a good boy, thank you for your warm hospitality."

"You're welcome Dad, I'm happy to serve you. Dad, I have a question for you."

"You ask."

"Can I also become a god?"

Although you are a programming dog, Alpha is obviously not something that I can understand. A programming dog can only copy codes. At most, it can understand the purpose of a small piece of code and create a few small software. Others involve algorithms and artificial intelligence. Sorry about the intelligence, it’s just so low.

If my superpower could be passed on to Wanli, maybe it would be different.

"Maybe not, Alfa, do you have air conditioning here? Why does it feel a little hot?"

"The room temperature is 32 degrees. What's going on? Is the regulator broken? I'll go out and have a look."

After a while, the horn in the capsule rang, "Dad, why is there a big ball of water outside? It focused the sunlight and just hit the space capsule. Who did this? Is anyone going to fuck me? It's over. What should I do?" "

shit

When Alfa wasn't paying attention, he quickly transferred the water into the ring and poured it back on the ground later. I didn't expect water to have such a use in space.

This reminds me of a Douyin video in a previous life where someone used a satellite antenna cauldron with a mirror attached to it to act as a concave mirror for boiling water.

Can I make a similar mirror to boil water?

However, I can’t make concave mirrors, but I can make transparent convex lenses.

Water will appear in a relatively regular circle in space. This focus is too close, so we have to find a way to flatten it.

Mirror space can do this. To make a regular convex lens space, you only need to form a shape in your mind, and then fill it with water.

Set the light transmission properties of this mirror space wall.

In this way, a mirror space version of the concave lens is ready.

I borrowed a kettle from Taoyuan Town Supermarket, the kind without electric heating. I am a god, can I use electricity to heat water?

Put a pot of water in it, where is the focus?

Starting from the origin of the central axis of the mirror space, until somewhere, the light on the kettle becomes brighter and brighter. Moving a little further, the focus on it becomes smaller and brighter, until it is so piercing that the human eye cannot look directly.

The water opened at this time, releasing a lot of water vapor, rushing straight up like a fountain.

If I hadn't grabbed the kettle with my mage's touch, the kettle might have flown away.

The 666 heats up super fast. The unfulfilled dream at that time came true. You can't set off firecrackers in outer space, otherwise you have to steal a bunch to celebrate.

This is a convex lens with a diameter of only five meters. What if I build a 50-meter one? 500 meters and 5 kilometers.

Can you burn a hole in the earth?

Damn it, I didn’t expect that old man I could actually make space weapons.

开搞

Will the diameter of 5 kilometers be unworthy of my status as a god?

Or 50 kilometers

Is 50 still a little too small? Looking at it from a distance in space, it seems to be about the size of glasses.

Let’s go 500 kilometers

Stop, stop, stop, you can't do this, my poor Einstein is wasted.

Many of Einstein's theories are now probably owned by others. If my Einstein were still there, I could count the money in patent fees until my legs cramp.

The past is over, so sad. Little love, you are looking at me from the sky. Today, old man, I am going to create a scientific product. The great convex lens will be named the Einstein Bald Lens in memory of you.

A space weapon, a tall thing like a satellite that can float in outer space

Hey, I actually need a lot of water. The reservoir I used to cast ice magic ran out, but I only recharged it a little bit.

Flatten it a little. Although the focal length will become longer, this thing is originally used to hit things hundreds or thousands of kilometers away. The longer the focal length, the longer it is.

500 Kilometers in Diameter Is My Heart Too Wild? A wild-hearted old man, referred to as a wild man