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Chapter 270 The Mirror of the Copycat

Should I pursue the practice of wisdom more vigorously? Let her fall in love with me, and then I tell her that I am your ex-husband.

She will be absolutely devastated.

You actually scared me so much that I wet my pants, Asuo!

I want revenge too!

...But this routine seems familiar. Have I done this to her before?

And that led to her divorcing me?

Will she find out if I do this again?

Now that she is no longer a human being, it’s hard to say whether I can beat her...

Could it be that she thinks I'm old and ugly?

Let me look in the mirror first...

Are the mirrors in this small supermarket fake? Why do you make me look so ugly? I'm obviously super handsome...

"Afa, daddy, am I handsome?"

"...Dad, I also want to shave my head, but I can't find a suitable bald man."

"Go to Tony the blacksmith and ask him to smash one for you. Oh, no, Afa, you are a woman. Women don't look good with their heads shaved. You can wear a wig, add some powder, some lipstick or something."

"That would waste a lot of space..."

"...How about you make your face bigger?"

"Dad! You are so smart. When will I be as smart as you?"

"Then you have to live another hundred years. After all, I am over a hundred years old to do this."

"For more than a hundred years... I don't know if the engine oil is enough?"

"Afa, daddy has something to ask you."

"I will die for my father at any time!"

"That's not the case, it's like this. I plan to dig a pit underneath and bury it there after I die."

"It's the cemetery, right?"

"Exactly, but now there is an old friend of mine. She won't let me dig and drove me away. Can you go down and dig for me?"

"Okay, Dad, I'll go down now."

"Good boy, after everything is done, I will reward you with a magic stone, how about it?"

"Dad, why are you so nice to me? Am I your biological child?"

"That's not true, but I treat all Taoyuan people... and robots the same! There is no difference between big and small."

"Dad, will you reward me with a man in the future?"

"Um...Afa, do you have a** and a**?"

"It's not easy to make those two places stand out. It only takes a few hammers."

"Dad hasn't come across a male robot yet. When I do, I will definitely snatch it back and make you a man."

"Thank you, Dad. Are you my biological father? Did Dad Wanli lie to me? He has no love for me or Ben...only you have it."

"Wanli boy is so hateful? Next time I meet him, I will spank him! I will make him feel loved."

"Dad, you are so kind! Can you hit me ten more times? The kind that needs to be very hard."

"it is good."

……

"Afa, where did I just say?"

"You said you wanted me to go down and dig your grave."

"Oh, yes. If you encounter something incomprehensible after you go down, don't panic. Just wait there patiently. When the weather calms down, dad will find a way to bring you back."

"Dad, are you going to send me to the battlefield? I'm still young..."

"It's not a battlefield, there's just something there that Dad can't deal with."

"Dad can't even deal with it...can I?"

"You can do it, Alpha. You are not a human, you are a robot. She can't do anything to you. Don't worry."

"I'm scared."

"You just said you could die for me?"

"That's a slogan to comfort the elderly."

"Asuo."

Alpha Dog seems unreliable...

I have to find another way, but fortunately with my superpower, controlling a few humans is not a problem.

Just look at those village tyrants just now. Judging from their fat heads and big ears, they must lack exercise. Labor is good for physical and mental health.

How come there is such a thing as a ghost soul? Not in the previous life.

Let them dig first while I go ask Gu Yi.

Send WeChat...

Oh, it’s not called this, it’s called Taoyuan Kama Taj Messaging System.

Why don't you reply to me? Will I stop being such a great thing after retirement?

"Your Excellency Peach God."

"Master Gu Yi, I have a question to ask you. Are souls and ghosts the same?"

"it's the same."

"OK, thanks."

I couldn't help but ask her to teach me soul spells. It would be faster and more correct if I copied them from her mind.

I opened my soul eyes and observed Xiu Hui's graveyard, but I didn't see anything unusual...

Ancient One's spell is a half-baked soul spell...