my elf knows martial arts

The last message in the Xu Tian Elf Illustrated Penguin Software was sent by "Senior Qing".

Xu Tian switched to the friend chat box and looked at Senior Qing's little red dot.

"Scientists from the Alliance have studied a drug that can stabilize the mood of elves. Although the clinical effect is not ideal, it is better than nothing. I hope this information can help you."

Then the avatar of "Senior Qing" turned gray, and he was obviously offline.

"Is the medicine that can stabilize the elf's mood similar to an anesthetic? But where can I get such a thing? It will be very expensive."

Xu Tian said to himself that the information Senior Qing gave him cannot be said to be useless, but those scientific research products that have not yet been popularized in society are obviously not something that a novice trainer can get his hands on.

"Hmm wait"

For mood and medicine to refresh the mind, peppermint is also suitable. Fengyou essence spray

A series of associations made Xu Tian suddenly enlightened.

I seem to have something that can stabilize the elf's mood.

He closed his eyes and thought about the backpack silently, and then a small bottle of spray appeared in Xu Tian's hand.

The translucent panel invisible to others appeared in Xu Tian's eyes, and the instructions for using the "Refreshing Spray" appeared on the paper.

"It can restore the sanity of the elves who have lost their minds. It can also be used as wind oil essence to refresh and refresh the mind."

The expression on Xu Tian's face gradually became excited. When he first got this thing, he thought it was just an ordinary bottle of enhanced version of Fengyoujing.

But obviously the first half of the instruction manual is the real purpose of this bottle of props.

The Gala Gala in the church is an elf who has lost his mind, so maybe this bottle of spray will work.

Uncle Cowboy didn't know what Xu Tian was thinking, and he didn't want to care at all.

He revealed all the secrets he had buried in his heart for many years, feeling as if his whole body was deflated.

Sitting down on the chair and lighting up a cigarette again, the uncle waved his hand:

"I've said everything I need to say. The photo belongs to me. You can leave."

The cowboy uncle, who was in a low mood, issued an eviction order, but Xu Tian seemed to have not heard him and continued to talk to himself with a smile.

"Wandering alone in a lonely church for several years, lonely, hungry, and crazy, no one knows what kind of pain that Gala Gala named Sean went through.

Uncle, I guess you left without saying goodbye, right? People usually hide the disadvantages to themselves when telling stories, so the fact is probably not that you yearned for a life outside and went out to work hard, but that you took the lead in escaping from the village. "

The cowboy uncle frowned impatiently: "Boy, I've said everything that needs to be said. You still have time to spend the night wherever you want. Tomorrow morning while Sean is sleeping, hurry through the village and get out."

Xu Tian didn't seem to feel the cowboy uncle's increasingly irritable mood. He picked up the wine glass and took a sip and said, "Uncle, please come with me later. Let's untie Sean's heart and restore his senses."

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about? Sean is already crazy. I've seen it before. It's hopeless. So get out of here or I'll be rude."

"Uncle, are you trying to escape? You haven't escaped enough after decades of escaping?"

"Nonsense. I came back just to atone for my sins, but the old godfather is dead and Sean is crazy. What else do you want me to do?"

The uncle punched the table hard, and the cups on the table fell over.

Xu Tian's expression became serious. He stared into the eyes of the cowboy uncle and said word by word: "Follow me to see Sean. Maybe there is hope."

"you"

The uncle was short of breath, and he gasped and said: "Don't force me to use force. You're in the wilderness. If you're not afraid of offending me, I'll bury you and your elf in the woods outside."

As he spoke, the uncle looked around the room for Bill, but he searched around and couldn't find where Bill had gone.

Well, where did that unpleasant little Kotaku soldier go?

As the uncle was thinking, a relaxed male voice sounded at the door.

"Oh, I heard there was a party here, so I came over to check it out. Unexpectedly, I heard some scary words. Are you going to bury something in the woods?"

A smiling insect-catching young man wearing a floral shirt and casual pants pushed the door open.

"How did you get here?"

When the uncle cowboy saw the insect-catching young man, his whole face changed and his pupils shrank.

"Koma Dao", of course I am leading the way, you idiot.

Bill flashed out from behind the insect-catching young man, patting his chest with a proud look on his face.

Xu Tian stood up and greeted the insect catching young man with a smile, then looked at the cowboy uncle with a look of helplessness and said.

"I originally thought that Sean was your elf, and you guys worked together to show off. If that were the case, I would be in danger. So on the way back, I contacted the guide nearby, and when the time was right, I asked Bill to take advantage of it. Slip away and pick someone up.”

"That's right, uncle. Although Sean is not your elf, you are really a scumbag and you actually want to bury me."

Xu Tian looked disdainful, almost being deceived after hearing the uncle's censored sad story.

The insect-catching young man walked into the cabin and pulled up a chair to sit down. He looked at the mess on the table and shook his head: "It seems I was late and missed the banquet."

A drop of sweat slipped from the cowboy's forehead, and he looked at the insect-catching young man nervously.

Under the current circumstances, it is obviously unrealistic to threaten Xu Tian with force.

You must know that in order to be able to cope with emergencies, the guides selected by the government are all very strong trainers. At least the insect-catching young man in front of him is much better than himself.

Especially the lightning-like armored dragon with a staff tail, which can be defeated even by his own armored warrior and wind speed dog together.

Not to mention that the insect-catching young man might also have a flying mantis or a powerful insect-type spirit like the Vulcan Moth nearby.

"You and I remember that you were the guide in Forest No. 1. You left your post and came to me without permission. Aren't you worried about being reported as derelict in your duties?"

The cowboy uncle tried his best to keep his composure and found various excuses to deal with the insect-catching young man.

The insect-catching young man smiled and replied: "That's true, but unfortunately, I'm off work now. The guide patrol is very tiring, usually working in two shifts. I just handed over the work and still found time to go home. Change into clothes suitable for the party."

While talking about the insect-catching young man, he showed off the floral shirt he was wearing.

At the end, he sighed: "You have lived here for a long time. It's time to make a break with the past. The ghost in the church has always been a headache for the government. If they find out, it is actually a crazy elf. , maybe for the safety of the trainers passing by, coercive measures will be taken."

"No one knows how things will develop by then. It's absolutely impossible for you to keep hiding it. One day it will be exposed. Just think it's for the good of that elf and go see it."

The insect-catching young man tried hard to convince the cowboy uncle. Xu Tian had already told him the whole story on the way here.

On the surface, it seemed that Xu Tian had been "playing with his mobile phone" while eating, but in fact he was chatting with two people at the same time to explain his situation and the information he had.

Of these two people, one is the "young senior" who seeks help, and the other is the young insect-catching young man who provides strong backup.

Xu Tiancai is not the kind of Madonna protagonist with well-developed limbs and simple mind. Of course, he must first consider the safety of himself and Bill before doing anything.

When he first met Sean in Uncle Cowboy's abandoned room, he was already preparing a comprehensive plan.

The move of recruiting the young insect catcher to put pressure on the cowboy uncle is the "general" that solves the haunted incident in no man's land.