The Battle of Hogwarts

Looking at the ticket in Professor Dumbledore's hand, Snape's eyes twitched.He took it speechlessly and explained to Professor Dumbledore:

"It's because Edward was too out of his mind. I let him lead him into a ditch for a while without thinking about it. I will send the bus ticket there before school starts."

After hearing Snape's assurance, Professor Dumbledore nodded with satisfaction, and then asked what happened after Edward and Snape left.

On the other side, Edward, who has returned to the orphanage, is receiving love education from Alyssa.

I saw Alyssa grabbing Edward's ears and roaring:

"Edward, please explain to me why you came back on a motorcycle. Is this the mode of transportation you should use at your age? Also, where did you get the car? Was it stolen? Return it to me quickly. Go back and I'll go with you. I've lost something so important. I wonder if others will call the police. I think you're tired of living and haven't put on your house for three days."

With that said, he pulled Edward's ear and started to go out.

"Why did I just ride back? It seems that I have been a little swollen in the past two days."

Edward complained to himself over and over again in his mind, while hurriedly explaining to Alyssa:

"Dear Alyssa, I was wrong. I shouldn't have driven at such a young age. Let me go first, okay. My ears are about to fall off. The car is not stolen, I promise."

As Edward explained, he pressed his left thumb against his little finger and looked at the sky.

Listening to Edward's words, Alyssa was so angry that she pinched Edward's ears again before releasing her claws from Edward's ears and asked:

"I will believe you just once, but if you don't give me a satisfactory explanation, see how I deal with you."

Edward rubbed his red ears and explained to Alyssa:

"Dear Ms. Alisa, this is given to me by Professor Snape. This kind of vehicle is standard for wizards. He just let me experience it in advance. It is really not stolen. If you don't believe it, ask John, he He also likes motorcycles, so you can ask him if there are any motorcycles with this appearance on the market now. These are motorcycles specially ridden by mages and are not available in the world of ordinary people."

Listening to Edward's explanation, Alyssa asked Edward doubtfully:

"What you say is true"

"Alyssa, I, Edward Lee, send four, what I just said is true."

After listening to Edward's words, Alyssa was still uneasy and shouted to a group of children in the room who were lying by the window watching the show:

"Bill, call John over here."

After giving orders to Bill, he turned to Edward and said:

"If John knows about this car, Edward, you'll need to think about how you're going to withstand my wrath."

Listening to Alyssa's voice full of anger, Edward shrank his head and firmly stated to Alyssa again that what he said was true.

Alyssa pointed at Edward's door and said nothing, quietly waiting for John's arrival.

"Wow, look at this car. Is this a wizard's means of transportation? Edward, tell me, even though I'm not a wizard, I can still own such a handsome motorcycle, right?"

After hearing the news, John hurried over and was amazed when he saw this handsome motorcycle.

Edward ignored John's question, but looked hopefully at Ms. Alyssa standing next to him.

After listening to John's words, Alyssa reluctantly accepted the setting made up by Edward.But then he said to Edward again:

"Edward, I believe your words for the time being, but I don't hope that there will be a next time. I can't control whether you go to school in Hogward or Hogwarts. However, if you let me see you next time, To do such a dangerous thing in the ordinary world, you need to consider whether you can withstand my anger."

Listening to Alyssa's words that were still full of anger, Edward secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and assured Alyssa again:

"Dear Ms. Alyssa, I promise that I will not drive this motorcycle in the ordinary world until I am underage."

Listening to Edward's assurance, Alyssa nodded doubtfully.Turning to Edward, he said:

"Okay, now that this matter is settled, do you need to think about what to make for dinner?"

Listening to Alyssa's words, Edward covered his face with his hands and said with a look of despair:

"Although I am a foodie, I am not a good cook. Alas~ Dear Ms. Alyssa, what would you like to eat tonight?"

Although the words were spoken to Alyssa, John, who was standing next to him, and the little kids who had been observing the place immediately answered their dinner menus in a flurry of words.

"Beggar Chicken"

“Saliva Chicken”

“boiled cabbage”

“White Pork with Garlic Sauce”

“Twice cooked pork”

"Potato Goulash"

Listening to these hard dishes, Edward felt a little dizzy. At this moment, he felt that it would be great to live in Hogwarts for a day.

This is what Alyssa said:

"Edward, don't you always say that only children make choices? Of course I choose them all."

After listening to Alyssa's words, Edward said to Alyssa in despair:

"Oh~ no, Alyssa, I am still a child, you are illegally employing child labor."

Listening to Edward's somewhat desperate words mixed with dissatisfaction, the corners of Alyssa's mouth raised slightly.He said to Edward somewhat teasingly:

"Oh~ So, Mr. Edward, can you tell me how much foreign debt Little Angel Orphanage owes due to your various actions?"

Listening to Alyssa's words, Edward turned off the flames instantly and replied solemnly:

"Alyssa, I know how to cook too many dishes. Even if I can finish them, you can't finish them. Haven't you always said that wasting food is bad? I can cook up to three main dishes and five side dishes. , add a soup, if there is more, I won’t be able to handle it all by myself.”

After hearing Edward's words, Alyssa nodded with satisfaction and said to Edward:

"Eight dishes and one soup, that's fine. Then go ahead and make it. I've been eating John's cooking for the past two days, and my mouth almost doesn't know the delicious taste."

As she said this, Alyssa held Edward's shoulders and pushed him towards the kitchen. Edward half-pushed and half-didly followed the force and walked forward while complaining to Alyssa behind him:

"Just follow me. It's not like I haven't taught John how to cook, and I don't know the taste of delicious food. I am a three-year-old child. You are a foodie. You are just greedy and want to eat new dishes. , I’m really convinced by you, don’t push me, it’s not okay for me to go, isn’t it okay for me to go?”

Listening to Edward's complaints, Alyssa said shamelessly:

"Congratulations on your correct answer, but there is no reward. Now go and cook. You can't let a beautiful lady like me go hungry when it's time for dinner."

Listening to Alyssa's very shameless words, Edward thought in despair: How could I fall in love with such a dean.

ps1: The mobile phone in the previous picture is based on the mobile phone used by the protagonist in the movie Cell Phone. The prototype is the Nokia aeon concept mobile phone. The picture posted in a book review always does not show up. Interested book friends can search it on Baidu.

ps2: I really don’t know exactly what year the Harley-Davidson Wolverine series of motorcycles came out.Forget about squirting, friends.