Devil Pokémon

Eris grabbed the oil-blotting paper and cried, because Eris found memories of childhood there and smelled the breath of childhood.

Simply put, the scent of Eris's childhood is the scent of lard.

One breath, one day.

Eris sat stunned on the stool. She forgot that she was now at Aqua's banquet, and that she was now being presented in front of everyone in an extremely ridiculous way. All these things were forgotten by Eris for a moment. Because these things are no longer important to Eris, a passionate grand plan has slowly arisen in Eris's mind.

The ground in front of him was quickly disassembled and collaged in Eris's mind. The scarlet carpet, the small floral curtains, and the garden house-style roof were all broken down into colorful particles, turning into a kaleidoscope. a part of.Eris seemed to be in a rotating kaleidoscope. Not only that, but two highways appeared in her mind. Memories carried Eris speeding backwards, quickly connecting 14 years ago and the present moment.

Eris returned to her childhood in an instant. Although, to be precise, her body still stayed in the space of the banquet table, her soul was no longer there. Eris's soul had traveled across the plane and returned to 14 years ago.

Eris saw the lake reflected in the past, the old houses, the slowly rising smoke, and the pink little hearts in the kindergarten. She picked up the children lined up next to the slide in the kindergarten and threw them down one by one. Then he enjoyed the slide alone. Eris slowly slid down from top to bottom on the big plastic slide. His eyes were slightly closed, his face was smiling, and his smile was peaceful. He felt that the years were peaceful and the rest of his life was long.

Seeing this, Eris's eyes were wet with tears.

Eris recalled everything about her childhood, recalling that she had been a bullying child since she was a child, but Eris didn't think there was anything bad about it. Those children were bullied because they were mean, who told them to always What about fighting with yourself for control of the slide with evil intentions?The world of kindergarten is also a world of power.Eris recalled all this with deep affection and a smile on her face, because memories are always beautiful.

The world in front of him suddenly collapsed, and after a second thought, Eris's soul slowly returned to the real world.

Erisku sat on the stool for a long time, then slowly let out a long sigh.

"Ding Cheng, Aqua, thank you. You let me get back the feeling of childhood."

Ding Cheng:......

Aqua:......

Ding Cheng and Aqua were both very surprised at that moment, and were a little hesitant to reply to Eris, because when the lard bag sprayed oil, it only sprayed all over Eris's face, and the spray was not particularly even, but Eris later took out a stack of oil-absorbing paper from her pocket and spread the uneven lard evenly on her face. Not only was it even, but it was also very shiny. Eris's head slowly moved from the inside out. It exudes waves of warm luster.

It's like patina.

Eris is swollen.

The lard is pulp, and Eris's head is made of small-leaf rosewood beads. Eris's operation just now vividly demonstrated to everyone what it means to plate myself up by myself.

Ding Cheng:......

Aqua:......

Ding Cheng and Aqua were both stunned and embarrassed. At that moment, they felt very speechless and had nothing to say.

That's disgusting, Eris.

Eris, I am truly yours, and worthy of you.

Not only Ding Cheng and Aqua were stunned, but some of the goddesses watching were also stunned. Some of them who were sitting closer to Eris even frowned in disgust.

"Do you think Eris is also suffering from mental illness?" Tess, one of the goddesses of the Dislike Group, asked Aqua quietly.

"I think she's mentally ill," said Tess.

"Eris is mentally ill."

"And he's very sick."

Tess concluded, giving Eris a deep look, then moved her steps lightly and changed her seat to the one vacated by Sumoa.

"I think it is necessary to call back the 120 that just left and let the doctor treat Eris again." Tess suggested to Aqua.

Aqua clapped her hands with joy: "Okay, that's what I meant! It's true that heroes have the same idea. I also thought that Eris was mentally ill. It turns out that she is suffering from an incurable mental illness! Okay, it just happened. She was locked up with Sumoa, and her qualification as a goddess was revoked, because a mentally ill person is not qualified to be a goddess!"

Aqua said enthusiastically, feeling happy and excited. What she was happy about was that there was an unexpected surprise at the banquet, which could weaken Eris. You must know that Aqua's biggest wish is to weaken Eris's ability.This is really a pillow to use when you want to sleep!

"I declare that Eris is mentally ill and needs to be arrested and sent to a mental hospital for forced treatment. Come on, why don't you call me back those 120!" Aqua shouted excitedly, slapping the table. She was in a very good mood. , it’s better than ever, I’ll get this done right away!

But Aqua's good mood only lasted for a second, and the next second, her face quickly dropped.

"Who do you think is sick? Aqua? I think your brain is the only one who is sick. I'm not sick!" Eris said calmly, and then did something that surprised everyone in the room.

Eris peeled off the oil-absorbing paper that was plastered all over her head and face, and a burst of fragrance filled the auditorium. Everyone in the auditorium suddenly became excited and felt a shock to their spirits. After the impact, everyone calmed down and looked at Eris, and found that Eris's face has undergone subtle changes.

This change does not mean that Eris's facial features have moved. Eris's facial features are still intact, and she still looks like a supporting actress. However, the layer of lard covering Eris's face is gone.

Everyone present was shocked.

Aqua was the first to slam the table and yell, "Eris, are you wet? You're gone!"

"What kind of paste?" Eris asked calmly, and immediately understood: "You mean, the layer of lard on the outside of my face?"

Aqua didn't need to say anything, her eyes said it all.

So Eris smiled very proudly: "That lard has been absorbed by me! Through my face!"

Aqua:! ! !

Ding Cheng:! ! !

Everyone present was shocked, and Aqua was so shocked that she turned to stone.

Eris showed her face to the goddesses openly: "Look, is my face smoother than before?"

The goddesses were still in shock, looked at Eris blankly for a while, and nodded blankly.

"It's smoother than before." The goddesses said, "And there seems to be a fresh fragrance?"

"This is the fragrance of lard!" Eris raised his thumb.

Goddesses:? ? ?

The goddesses were shocked: "Is this fucking human language? I don't know much, so don't lie to me!"

Eris calmly said: "Lard can be used to wipe your face. Lard is also an oil, a type of moisturizing oil. Have you ever seen glycerin, petroleum jelly, or oil-free butter used to wipe your face? , why can’t it be lard for skin care? Right, think about it!” [This is true, see this chapter]

Eris said calmly and confidently.

understood.

The goddesses nodded.

"Eris, I am really yours!"

The goddesses also gave thumbs up.

"But why do you feel like something is wrong?" The goddesses tilted their heads together.

"Not only is there something wrong, but it's also a little disgusting." Aqua said dryly.

nausea?

One word stirred up a thousand waves!

The goddesses nodded: "Aqua is right, using lard as facial cream is crazy! You are crazy! Eris, you are disgusting!"

"Disgusting! Vomit!"

When faced with doubts, Eris responded calmly: "You feel disgusted, but it's actually just your stereotypes. You have prejudice against lard and think that lard is unclean, so you use lard." Wiping your face is also unclean.”

"Actually, you have committed the fallacy of empiricism. Today I am going to correct your wrong view. I want to tell you that lard is very clean! Not only clean, but also precious. Lard is the condensed fat of the whole body of baby pigs. After purification, a two-hundred-pound baby pig can only make this small lump of lard!"

Eris gestured with his hand to indicate a small area.

"So the white and thick lard you see is actually not just lard, but also the life of a pig. The cultural knowledge and the essence of the sun and moon that a pig has received throughout its life have gone through The mountains and rivers and foreign lands are all condensed in this little lard, so how can you say that it is a disgusting thing?"

"What cultural knowledge has been received, the essence of the sun and the moon has been absorbed, and the mountains and rivers have been traveled to foreign lands?" Aqua sneered. Halfway through, Aqua knew that Eris was talking about it, and the mountains and rivers she had traveled to were foreign lands. What do you mean? Have pigs ever left the pigsty?It's really funny, Eris, don't be pretentious if you don't have culture!

Aqua couldn't help sneering, and couldn't help making some unfavorable remarks to Eris. Then at this moment, Aqua was stunned, because Aqua discovered that the same thing happened to the goddesses around her. In terms of psychological reaction, the goddesses listened with great interest and concentration, and even nodded occasionally following Eris's pause.

Aqua was shocked!

There is only one explanation for this situation happening to the goddesses.

That is - they were bewitched by Eris!

???

No, can you believe this?

Aqua collapsed.She felt that her outlook on life had been impacted again, and something happened in the world that she could not understand.

Eris's nonsense actually deceived the goddesses, and the goddesses felt that what she said made sense.

???

! ! !

Is there still a king's law?

Is there still legal green here?

Where does this leave Aqua to reason? ! !

Aqua felt bad all over at that moment, and she really felt broken. For once she felt that there was such a big gap in IQ between her and the goddesses, and how different people were from each other.

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Of course, the wise Eris had seen through all this early, and the smile on her lips was a naked provocation to Aqua!

Eris glanced at Aqua pointedly, then continued with a smile:

"And, most importantly, this lard is edible!"

"You dare to put those three-free chemical products on your face. Everyone says that you can eat something, can't you put it on your face?"

Eris asked with great momentum. This rhetorical question pushed the emotion of the scene to the highest peak!

"can!"

The goddesses said in unison, and then they applauded, and the auditorium resounded with endless applause.

At this point, Eris has won a great victory!

The goddesses have been completely conquered by Eris, and their way of thinking has undergone a huge change, from "Lard is a disgusting and dirty thing" to "Lard is a collection of the essence of the whole body of pigs, which can be used to wipe your face!" '

“Now that lard has been proven to be good for wiping your face, what do we do next?”

"Rub your face with it!"

"Use it! Use it! Use it!" the goddesses said in unison.

"We also want to be beauties with crystal clear skin!"

"Use it!"

"Then use it!" Eris said cheerfully, picking up a large bag of liquid lard and taking a quick bite, and then the liquid lard spurted out from the bag like a fountain.

"This is the essence! Don't waste it! Who will come?" Eris shouted, holding a big bag.

"I come!"

"I come!"

the goddesses said eagerly.

"Then come together!" Eris made the final decision, holding a large bag of liquid lard and started firing like a shotgun, spraying lard on the raised faces of the goddesses.

"Ah, so greasy!" the goddesses who were sprayed exclaimed!

"But I want more!"

"Satisfy you!" Eris waved her hand passionately, and Eris was also fired up. She quickly picked up the large bags of liquid lard, bit them open, and then sprayed the boiling lard in the big bag on the goddess. On their faces, they picked it up, bit it, and sprayed it mechanically over and over again. The whole person was spinning rapidly like a top, operating at overload and high speed!

Today is a good day hey!

We workers have power!

They were laughing and joking, laughing and joking. Everyone present had smiling faces raised high in the sky. Both those who were trolling and those who were trolled were very happy. At the end of the trolling, they even held hands and started spinning around. , the situation is like a flood flooding a chicken farm.

I'm so happy today!

What a joy today!

Unforgettable tonight, hey!

The goddesses clapped their hands while circling and smearing lard on their faces. After a while, half of the lard bag in the cage was gone, and the faces of each of the goddesses were as warm as gelatin, and their faces were radiant, just like patties.

"Today is a great day!"

"I want more, more!"

The goddesses grabbed the lard with their excited hands and slapped it on their faces randomly, and the whole place was filled with the sound of "slap, slap, slap".

"Haha." Aqua laughed feeling extremely ridiculous.

"Am I the only one who thinks it's abnormal?"

"No, you are not alone." Ding Cheng said, holding Aqua's hand.

Aqua felt slightly comforted and rested her head tiredly on Ding Cheng's shoulder.

This is really a speechless event.

Ding Cheng also felt very tired.

"Okay, hurry up and serve the next dish." Ding Cheng said tiredly: "I don't believe there is no dish that can defeat these people!"