Devil Pokémon

clap clap clap!

The crisp slap in the face echoed in the auditorium.But this is not a real fragrance scene, but the goddesses taking pictures of toner!

Lard cream!

The goddesses were all surprised. The surprise came from joy. The joy came from the fact that this milky white lard actually had such wonderful effects.

This lard is really moist!

The goddesses all took out the small mirrors they carried with them and took a look in the mirror. The lard did not stay on their faces for a long time and was quickly absorbed into the skin. Then their face was as soft and waxy as pig skin jelly. , a poke, and there is crystal light.

The goddesses were pleasantly surprised by their changes.

"I feel like a big star now." said a goddess.

"I feel like I'm so photogenic right now," another goddess said.

Then they all turned their heads to Eris, showing the look of curious babies asking questions: "Why is this? Is all the lard in the world so useful? I feel like I have discovered a new world again, how is it? Yeah, from now on we don’t have to do business anymore, we can just raise pigs and refine lard and sell them, and we can make a lot of money!”

The two goddesses raised their faces as if they were daydreaming, and their bright faces were filled with expectations for the future.

Then Eris shattered their expectations.

"What you two think is so beautiful! Of course ordinary lard does not have this effect! Because it is lard refined from Dingcheng, it has this effect. Think about it with your brains, just the lard in your kitchen , can I use it? Can I rub it on my face? Don’t you feel sick?"

? ? ?

Eris asked like a storm, and the two goddesses were stunned at once!

The two goddesses were stunned, standing there with their eyes blinking, as if they had been struck by lightning!

That was an extremely long minute.

The confused goddesses slowly escaped from Eris's suppressive aura, and their slow brains slowly began to function.

After 1 minute, the goddesses gave their answers.

"It seems to be true. Our lard is indeed incomparable to the lard here. Our lard can only be used to paint toilets!"

The goddesses said blankly, while Eris nodded affirmatively and showed a satisfied smile.

"That's the truth!"

"The first second this big dumpling of lard was served, I discovered the special feature of this big bun. This big bun is not for eating, but from the beginning, the designer's purpose was to use it as a food. Into a beauty care product!”

Eris said sonorously and forcefully, and then looked at Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng:......

Ding Cheng was shocked!

What do you see me doing?What you think is your own business, why should I be involved?

God damn, the designer's purpose is to use it as a beauty care product. My purpose of designing it is to disgust you. Don't give me some unauthorized ideas that I haven't thought about at all. !

Ding Cheng felt surprised from the bottom of his heart, a big surprise rather than a small surprise. In this surprised mood, Ding Cheng felt the need to condemn Eris. Unexpectedly, Eris's words turned faster!

Eris actually figured out the three main reasons why Ding Cheng’s original design intention was to use the lard packets as skin care products!

Eris: "I have sufficient evidence to prove that the designer's original intention was to use the lard packets as skin care products. There are three reasons!"

Eris said sonorously and forcefully, and the goddesses in the audience were shocked!

"Okay, Eris, I'm really yours, you can see it!"

"Eris is indeed the goddess of wisdom. Compared with us, this wisdom is really far behind. Please tell us what are these three reasons?"

"Tell me, what are the three major reasons? I won't let you go until you explain them clearly!"

The goddesses were all aroused by Eris, and they turned into little sparrows and chirped around Eris.

And Eris showed a satisfied smile, just as she said.

"Okay, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully. The first reason is that this big bag of runny lard is not for eating at all!"

Goddesses:! ! !

It sounds reasonable at first glance!

But isn’t that the same as not saying anything?The lard buns are not for human consumption at all. Yes, they are used to make skin care products, so they are definitely not for human consumption!

What's going on with Eris?Circular argument?

The goddesses were all stunned and confused.

And Eris quickly solved the confusion of the goddesses: "Why do you say that this big bag of liquid lard is not for people to eat? First of all, you must look at its appearance!"

Eris jumped off the stool, picked up an empty basket, and jumped back on the stool.

"Look!"

"Such a big bag, 40cm long, 40cm wide, 20cm high, with a net weight of five kilograms. Do you think this is for normal people to eat? If one person can eat such a big bag, then she will be much better. Can it be eaten? Is she a pig?"

(Pig: I’m offended!)

This question from Eris is a question that goes straight to the soul.

When she finished asking, everyone was silent.

Of course the goddesses think there is nothing wrong with the buns, they are just a bit too big and do not affect their consumption.

But none of the goddesses present were willing to admit that they were pigs.

Then the scene fell into silence.

And this silence, in Eris's eyes, of course represents approval.

So Eris made the final decision: "This is the first reason."

Goddesses:…

Ding Cheng:......

Okay, let's see what else she can think of.

Eris smiled and continued: "The second reason is that this big bag of runny lard only contains lard!"

Goddesses:? ? ?

! ! !

What is Eris talking about? Does she know what she is talking about?Doesn't this talk about loneliness?

The big bag of liquid lard is of course filled with lard. If it is not filled with lard, is it filled with large cloves of garlic?

The goddesses were all shocked and confused.

And Eris once again answered the goddesses' doubts.

"At this point, some people may want to ask, if the big bag of liquid lard doesn't contain lard, what does it contain? Is it filled with large cloves of garlic? The core point is here. Why doesn't the big bag of liquid lard contain some? What about other ingredients? For example, seafood such as shrimps, scallops, and scallops are delicious, fat-free, and not burdensome to the body? Why? Think about it?"

It must be said that Eris's question was very level-headed. All the goddesses on the field were stumped by Eris. They all lowered their heads in deep thought.

The scene fell into silence for a while.

Ding Cheng could hardly help but raise his hand, "I know this question!"

Why don't you add some other ingredients to it, just to disgust you!Leave you speechless!

Ding Cheng wanted to answer, but before Ding Cheng could answer, Eris had already given the answer first.

"Why is there only lard in the big lard bun? This is the deep meaning of Mr. Ding!" Eris said with a wise smile: "Mr. Ding did this to give us a hint as to why there is only lard in this bun. There is lard in it. Do you think there is only lard in normal steamed buns? Can people eat buns with only lard? Are you afraid of making people sick to death? Is Mr. Ding’s original intention just to disgust us? ?”

Eris slowly asked three more deadly questions.

But this time, under the guidance of Eris, the goddesses also showed wise smiles.

If this wisdom had a color, it would be blue.

"We get it!"

This time, the goddesses all learned to answer quickly, and they all said in unison: "This is indeed not an edible bun! It is indeed impossible. Mr. Ding's original intention cannot be to disgust us."

Children can be taught!

Eris was overjoyed. Seeing that the goddesses were so smart, Eris felt that her words were getting smoother and smoother. This made Eris more confident!

The atmosphere has reached a climax, and Eris made the final conclusion: "So the problem is solved. This bun is indeed not a bun for people to eat. Mr. Ding only put lard in it to give us a hint. How good is it? , since it is not for people to eat, then what is the purpose of serving this bun? The answer is revealed, it is for our skin care, which is the second reason."

After Eris finished speaking, he showed a victorious smile, the kind of smile that a lecturer from an MLM company would wear after giving a lecture.

The goddesses off the court were all on fire!

"It makes sense!"

"Eris, what you said makes so much sense!"

"It turns out that this ordinary dish actually contains so much of Mr. Ding's unique ideas!"

"Let me tell you, how could Mr. Ding design this dish just to disgust us?"

Each of the goddesses felt that they understood everything, and felt particularly good about themselves. Their emotions reached their peak, and bursts of joyful laughter appeared like silver bells.

Ding Cheng:......

Ding Cheng felt speechless and extremely broken.

In Ding Cheng's opinion, the two speeches of Eris were nonsense and nonsense. No one in their right mind would believe it, right?

But it happened that all the goddesses believed it. Not only did the goddesses believe it, but they also generally felt a sense of pride in wisdom, feeling that they were all particularly wise.

Driven by this sense of pride, the goddesses were full of curiosity. They surrounded Eris curiously and asked: "Eris, what you said is so good, what about the third point? What is the third reason? ?Eris, please tell us.”

"Okay, the third reason!"

At this point, Eris' sonorous tone suddenly softened and turned into a recital-style aria.

Eris said in a hymn-like tone: "This third reason has a lot to write about! Every time I think about it, I feel the magic of the Creator!"

Eris said in a hymn-like voice, and then turned his piercing eyes towards Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng's eyes came into contact with Eris's, so that Ding Cheng felt bad at the first moment. Of course Ding Cheng knew what Eris wanted to do, and she was ready to do it!

The next words of Eris hit like an expected storm: "Because the lard in this is not ordinary lard. It has been carefully selected and frozen. Finally, it has been repeatedly hammered, ground, and processed through thirteen processes." At the end of the process, it is steamed over high heat into a semi-liquid cream-like lard!”

Eris spoke this long passage in a singing tone. She used the technique of rising intonation in this passage, so the syllables of each of her sentences were higher than the syllables of the previous sentence, so that she said the last word. When Eris broke her voice!

The emotions of the scene were pushed to a climax again!

On the one hand, it’s Eris’s tone, and on the other hand, it’s because of Eris’ writing. In short, the goddesses are on fire again!

The goddesses collectively exclaimed: "It's amazing, it's amazing! Mr. Ding, you are awesome! Eris, you are awesome too!"

“I didn’t expect that the lard I used was such high-grade lard!”

"No wonder it works so well on the face!"

The goddesses praised and laughed with joy, and the scene was like a chicken farm washed away by floods.

And Ding Cheng let out a haha ​​in his heart, as if what he said was true.

If Ding Cheng didn't know too much what was going on here, Ding Cheng would have almost believed it.

Eris has an extremely good skill at deceiving people and is good at inciting emotions.

After hearing this, Ding Cheng was basically convinced that Eris was really talking nonsense and had passed the stage of normal thinking, because it is impossible for a person with normal thinking to figure out the process of making lard. There are thirteen procedures.

What is carefully selected, frozen, heated, frozen, and reheated, isn't it the same as before?It's equivalent to not doing it.

Ding Cheng sneered. The moment his mind flashed, Ding Cheng suddenly discovered another possibility. This possibility shocked him for a moment.

Eris knows!

Eris knew that this big lard bun was made just to disgust people. Eris was fully aware of Ding Cheng’s intentions, so that’s why she said this.

Because every argument of Eris is full of loopholes, there are so many logical problems, and it is completely unable to prove itself.It's just that Eris is particularly good at speaking, and the IQs of goddesses are generally very low, so the goddesses are deceived by Eris.

But of course the liar herself knows that she is lying.

Thinking of this, Ding Cheng suddenly glanced at Eris in horror, and Eris's expression said everything.

Eris smiled slyly, and then asked loudly: "I have guessed Mr. Ding's intention here. Since this scheming bag is so good, sisters, what should we do next?"

"Grab it! Steal it! Steal it!" The goddesses roared excitedly and swarmed towards the dining table.

After doing all this, Eris let out a long sigh of relief.

so close!

Of course Eris knew that this bun was not for wiping her face, but Eris had been sprayed in the face by the lard in this bun before, so she had no choice but to use the lard to wipe her face.

So this is why Eris misinterpreted the meaning of Ding Cheng in public.

I can't be the only one to be embarrassed!

Eris felt that her face had been humiliated on this day, and she actually wiped her face with lard!

But it doesn't matter now. These goddesses have all fallen into the trap. Since everyone is embarrassed together, it doesn't matter.

Thinking of this, Eris suddenly felt a little relieved.Sooner or later, the goddesses will realize that they have been deceived and actually did such a speechless thing, but what does it matter?Anyway, by that time, they should all be gone.