The Weak Captain in Pirates

"Wow, wow, wow, I finally survived that damn storm and arrived at the Capital of Seven Waters. This time I don't have to worry about this broken ship falling apart and sinking."

The mast is covered with "X"-shaped wooden patches. The bow of the ship enters the lake, and the tail is raised high. On the deck of the tattered sailboat with a half-burned pirate flag hanging, a plump and fat boy is holding his head as if he is ten months pregnant. Big belly, laughing loudly.

"Hahaha, it is famous all over the world and is called the "Water City". The water city built on the foundation under the sea really deserves its name."

Just when Fatty was laughing loudly with an extremely coquettish posture, a tall and thin old man wearing a long robe and a purple cloak that reached the floor appeared next to him, touching his silver whiskers and looking curiously in front of him. strange city.

"Hahahaha, Captain, you really need to change your traitorous laughter and posture. You feel like you deserve a beating. Hahahaha, even I have the urge to beat you up." In the hearty laughter, The uncle, who was wearing a tight-fitting black combat uniform with red laminated armor on the outside, touched the back of his head.

"Shut up, you, Senju Hashirama, are the only one who has no right to speak against me."

The fat boy on the deck was unconvinced and angrily stepped on the uncle's feet: "When you have a chance, ask Madara Uchiha or Tobirama Senju who hasn't tolerated you for a long time and wants to push you to the ground and beat you up."

"Also, I'm the captain, so I can do whatever I want. I've been eyeing this "Dongguan boy's walking style" for a long time."

"Little ones, get the boat to the shore quickly, I feel like this broken boat is about to sink."

Ignoring Hashirama's "You're talking nonsense, how could they be willing to hit me when they are so kind, thoughtful and cute? They love me", Fatty turned to shout to the crew on the boat.

"Good marshal"

A group of sailors wearing blue military uniforms stood in a straight military posture, saluting and echoing.

Fatty's eyes widened in anger: "You told me to call me captain."

"As you command, Marshal"

"Forget it, it's up to you." He waved his hands helplessly, Fatty felt a little tired.

Slowly approaching the pier, Fatty jumped off the boat to look cool. As soon as he stepped forward, he was hugged by a tall and strong man with curly hair on his head.

"Marshal Your Excellency, you can't be impulsive. You are so weak. If you jump like this, you will definitely fall to death. It is better to take the specially reinforced elevator stairs."

After being locked up by a strong man, he watched as he quickly took off his shirt and passionately stretched his biceps forward to show off his exaggerated toned muscles. With the kawaii pink stars appearing in the corners of his eyes, he looked like a hawk catching a chick. The "gay" woman was so close to him that the fat boy panicked and felt a chill.

After the lift stairs were put in place, Fatty looked unhappy and scolded the tall, strong man on the grounds that the reflection on his head was too glaring.

He snorted coldly and walked off the boat with extremely arrogant steps.

This way of walking really deserves a beating.

"Um~ Marshal, I'm sorry for my words. From now on, if you walk in this so-called arrogant manner, please be sure to do it when you are protected by us, otherwise I'm afraid that your short legs will be broken."

The crew members lined up to greet the people on the far right side of the formation. The handsome young man with short hair held his fists with exposed veins and gave instructions.

"Shut up, Mastangu, you are the one who deserves to have his legs broken."

"I still have to break the third leg."

The fat boy angrily pointed at the short-haired young man, then he lowered his head and picked up a brick, weighed it a few times and threw it away. Then he picked up a bigger brick. Looking at the distressed expression on his face, he seemed to dislike the lethality of this thing. not enough

The tall and thin old man came over at the right time, took the brick from his hand with a smile and threw it away. He said kindly: "Captain, anger cannot actually change objective things. Instead of being dominated by anger and doing stupid things, it is better to act with a normal mind." Come and wait"

I carefully studied the words of the tall, thin old man Albus Dumbledore: The implication is, if you can't beat him, don't be embarrassed.

There was silence for a while. Even though Mastangu was often scolded like a wet matchstick and incompetent, he was still better than a scumbag like himself. Fatty looked sad. He needed to cry for a while to heal his wounds.

The short-haired young man Colonel Mastangu scratched the back of his head, looked at the tall and strong man with depressed eyes, and pointed at himself in confusion: "Major Armstrong, do you know where I provoked the marshal?"

Reluctantly, he used ink to completely blacken his head. The tall and strong man, Major Armstrong, shook his head.

"You must have provoked the marshal, colonel." Lieutenant Habok jumped off the ship with a lazy look on his face, lit a cigarette for himself with his eyes downcast, and said: "The elite troops of the Eastern and Northern Allied Forces from Amestoris are on board. There are only a few female soldiers and nurses here. The precious female ingredients and our moisture have all been dated by you."

"Even I want to kill you, do you think the captain can't be annoyed?"

"Nonsense" Colonel Mastangu curled his lips and was very unconvinced. "Major General Armstrong, I have never hooked up before."

Lieutenant Habok shuddered as the terrifying tigress whose heart turned to ice came to mind. "Colonel, are you just afraid of being chopped up alive by her?"

As the fat boy at home, Happy never imagined that when he woke up, he would be transported to the dangerous and destructive world of One Piece.

Even if he fell into a broken sailboat drifting with the current, the fat belly of this three-layer swimming ring would also stick with him. It was too much.

I rubbed my face and patted my big belly. The oil was swaying mercilessly and hurt me. When I rubbed my eyebrows, I thought of all the other time-travelers who didn't fly into the sky and into the sea as soon as they came up.

The thought that I can do it if I want to do it comes to my mind habitually, and I run to the stern of the boat, making a gesture like Superman soaring into the sky, shouting: "The power hidden deep in my body, now I use the power of a time traveler to The identity orders you to lift the seal."

After saying that, he jumped out handsomely, idealized, plump, realistic and skinny, and fell into the sea with a plop.

Happy quickly used his unique trick of dog pawing, paddling with all four limbs together. Facing the oncoming wave, with a look of despair on his face, the words "Create happiness with heart" sounded in his mind.

Happy, who has been writing online for many years, instantly ignited hope. This plug-in system is definitely a must-have for time travellers.

Expanding the system, he found that he had obtained a ridiculously powerful Two-dimensional character random summoning system. This system did not have any messy system elves or task-issuing mechanisms. It was just a simple summoning machine.

The system interface shows that he has three random summoning opportunities in the novice gift package. As for how to obtain other additional summoning opportunities, it is up to chance.

That’s right, it’s such a Buddha-nature

"Hurry up and start calling Lulu Lulu"

Before he finished speaking, Happy was swept into the sea by the surging waves.

In a daze, Happy felt something pressing on his chest.

"Hey, Marshal, wake up, wake up."

"It seems that the marshal can't wake up. That's great. The seat above is vacant. I, Mastangu, will reluctantly take over the marshal's position."

"Don't panic, I have some experience in potions. Making the potion to restore the captain is actually not complicated. Well, it looks like I need some materials: vomit, gecko's heart, mosquito eyes, frog's knots."

Hearing the last words, Happy woke up immediately with fright, coughed and spit out several mouthfuls of water.

When he came to his senses completely and saw the people around him, he immediately jumped up excitedly and danced old-age disco dance steps. He wished he could grab a microphone and sing to the whole world: "Invincible~How lonely and invincible~How empty it is."

Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, who defeated the powerful evil dark wizard Grindelwald and was the only great wizard who could fear Voldemort who plunged the world into darkness.

And Hashirama Senju, the first Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village known as the "God of Ninja"

The third one randomly summoned was the entire northern and eastern coalition forces that finally attacked Central City in the final battle of Fullmetal Alchemist.

That was led by Colonel Mastangu, the "Alchemist of Fire"; Major Armstrong, the Alchemist of Magnificence; and his sister, the cold and powerful Major General Armstrong. They could compete with the giant bears in the mountains. elite fighting force

Seeing that the originally wide deck was now crowded with people, Happy struggled to climb onto a broken rubber barrel. He couldn't help shouting in high spirits: "Wow, kaka, kaka, this sea will be my era from now on, I will He is the man who wants to become the Pirate King."

"Wow, wow, wow, it's such a strong wind."

There was a sudden uproar on the deck.

"It's not good, the captain was blown into the sea by the strong wind."

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