The Weak Captain in Pirates

Carrying a fishing rod, an uncle with only a few hairs on his shaved head passed by. From a distance, he saw an uncle holding a huge cigar. He deliberately put on a black windbreaker and wrapped a white scarf coquettishly around him. His palms were covered with thick hair gel and his hair was smeared all over. Come out, Happy, who imitates the appearance of a "social boss", almost blinded his eyes.

Where does this big round ball in a suit and leather shoes come from?

Rubbing his red eyes, he put his hand to his mouth and shouted: "Hey, hey, are you pirates? Are you here to rob?"

"Robbery, uncle, can you ask so directly?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he subconsciously touched his thick hair without showing off. Happy said loudly: "No, we are pirates. We will not rob unless we can't help it."

"We are just here for sightseeing and buying a new boat."

"If you want to buy a boat, go to Carrera Company. They have the best ship repairers in the world and their craftsmanship is world-class. They are the pride of the Seven Waters City."

“For sightseeing, it’s best to go to the central street of Shipbuilding Island, which is the most prosperous.”

With a smile on his face, the uncle waved enthusiastically and said.

"I know, thank you, uncle." After waving to express his gratitude to the uncle, Happy looked at Dumbledore behind him.

"Uh~ Dumbledore, then I'd like to trouble you to go to Carrera Company and have a look. Well, you must remember to buy a big boat. Men should let their size speak for themselves and compare others with their size. This is the truth. "

"Ok"

Behind the half-moon-shaped glasses was a pair of bright blue eyes. After Dumbledore nodded and agreed, he half-jokingly said: "Haha, the captain's words are always so philosophical. I can always feel it when I'm around the captain." , for so many years I have simply, quietly waited for the years to pass without doing anything.”

To put it more simply, I was caught off guard when this car drove, and all these years of my life have been in vain.

"That's right, I've received an excellent education." Happy said with a stinky face. He looked at the guy who revealed his background while speaking, and his dark thoughts were at work: "Habok, go, work overtime, and take your people there. Remove the treasure from the ship"

"No way." The cigarettes in their mouths fell out. Habok and Xianyu seemed to have no energy and complained listlessly: "Spare me, Marshal, I will die from overwork."

"Stop blabbering, this is my starting capital. Let's get a small treasure box to Dumbledore first. It can be used as a deposit for buying a boat." Huh, I just want to put some shoes on for you, a treacherous person.

He frowned and looked around, "Where did Hashirama go? Call him quickly. I'm going out on the street in this outfit. I won't be able to come back without his protection."

Everyone looked at each other and muttered to themselves: So you also know that you are in serious need of a beating.

A soldier stood up helplessly, shrugged and said, "Marshal, Mr. Hashirama slipped onto the island a long time ago carrying the largest treasure box on the ship."

"What are you talking about? He ran away." Happy's eyes widened with disbelief on his face, and his mouth was full of saliva: "Then who can protect me? I have to rely on oars to avoid waves when rowing. What's the difference between that and salted fish? Don't pretend. 13. What’s the point of me traveling through time?”

"Don't be impatient, Your Excellency Marshal. This escort task is now handed over to me and Mastangu." Facing Happy, who looked like a cat whose tail was stepped on and his hair was fried, Armstrong took off his shirt again and showed off My body is full of muscles.

"Why are you asking Mastangun and Armstrong to be my bodyguards? I don't want them." Happy yelled with disgust.

He just felt countless flies buzzing around his ears, and Mastangu couldn't bear to dig at his ears. He also felt a headache. "Marshal, can you please stop reacting like this? You are not the only one who is unhappy about this matter."

"Then it's up to some idiot to arrange it."

"Well, Marshal Fat Boy, do you have any objections to my arrangement?"

Happy was still jumping up and down in various ways, and a cold voice reached his ears, which immediately made his heart freeze.

When he saw Major General Olivia Armstrong, with her iconic straight long blond hair and thick lips, and a powerful aura of a queen, walking over with a sword in her arms, Happy was scared on the spot and showed off her dog legs to please her. Smile, just have a tail wagging behind you

"Ah, isn't this the beautiful Olivia? How can I say that? I just feel..."

"Then shut up, do you know how much trouble you, a useless marshal with no fighting ability, have brought to us?" Olivia said with murderous intent, her eyes rounded and coldly said: "You can fall into the stinking ditch even if you walk properly. In this city of seven rivers with complicated waterways, you will definitely be drowned if you don’t care.”

"You are a poor man who is protected by soldiers outside. Stop barking like a dog."

"With Dumbledore and Senju Hashirama gone, the only ones who can protect you from being beaten to death on the street are the coward Armstrong and the young Mastangu."

Being stabbed again and again, Happy's glass heart was shattered all over the floor.

Speaking of this, Mastangu also looked helpless, rubbed his brows and said sadly: "But, Olivia, in such a humid environment here, my flame alchemy is greatly limited. You who are good at swordsmanship should be better than me." I'm more suitable"

"I don't want it, I hate protecting this bad fat boy"

After speaking, Olivia pulled out the sword engraved with mysterious patterns, stood in front of the neatly lined up soldiers, and pointed murderously at Mastangu: "I believe in the law of the jungle. If you feel dissatisfied, then come and challenge me."

From the outside to the center, the Seven Waters City presents an increasing pyramid structure. The sea currents spurt from under the island into the centermost tower, and then flow down the slope of the island like a fountain.

To put it simply, it looks like a city built in a fountain on the sea.

Because the spacious waterways are dotted and extend in all directions, a unique transportation style using aquatic creatures called "Bulu" as a means of travel has been formed here.

Doing as the Romans do, Dumbledore rented a cute swordfish Blue. This cute little guy is similar to a horse on the ground. It is a fish that likes to swim with its head out of the water.

He affectionately named it Nimbus, and sat leisurely on the Nimbus' piggyback seat. After taking a tour of this floating city, which is famous for its shipbuilding industry, Dumbledore couldn't help but sigh like this:

"The winding water alleys and flowing clear waves are like Merlin dripping crystal clear and tender tears here, transforming them into this romantic dream floating on the blue waves."

To put it simply, it’s so fucking beautiful here.

I happily boarded the Watergate Elevator and walked on the Nimbus for a while before arriving at the destination of Carrera Company No. 1, the pride of the Seven Waters City.

After landing, Dumbledore patted Nimbus' head affectionately, looked at the huge square wooden door and low fence of Dock No. 1, and smiled slightly.The design style here is really, really unique.

Walking into Shipyard No. 1, experienced craftsmen were working hard, and the sweaty construction site was full of sounds of knocking, cutting and sawing wood, and noises.

Logically speaking, unrelated people are not allowed to enter the factory, but Dumbledore is an exception.

Although Dumbledore attracted some looks along the way, no one came up to stop the questioning, because everyone was afraid that if they touched this old man and he fell down again, he would have to die.

"Hello, sir, I am Albus Dumbledore. I am here to buy a ship at the request of the captain. How can I go about it?" Dumbledore, who was helpless, could only face someone with his hands behind his back, looking idle. The middle-aged man in a suit said politely.

"Ah, you're welcome, old man. Is that true if you want to buy a boat? If you are welcome to buy a boat, just tell me directly."

"I am the general manager of Carrera Company and the ruler of the Seven Waters City, Asbagu." Looking at the mysterious old man with a white beard and glasses who gave people an inexplicable sense of peace of mind, Asbagu asked gently. : "I don't know if you have any requirements for the ship."

"Request?"

Dumbledore stroked his beard and pondered for a while, without answering directly. After saying, "Please Mr. Aspagos, please wait a moment," he took out the Elder Wand and a piece of white paper from his sleeve.

Waving the magic wand: "The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, Master Maoshan broke a bottle" spoof

Along with the chanting of the spell, Happy's big head was drawn with neat and intriguing lines on the white paper floating in mid-air, and his mouth opened and made a sound: Du~du~du~.

"The number you dialed is not answered, please call again later, sorry, you Gada, hello"

"Ah, Captain, your phone ringtone is really full of genius-like imagination and unique." He smiled helplessly. Dumbledore was used to the captain's unconventional character, and said with a smile: "Carrera Company's Mr. Asbagu, the general manager, asked if there are any requirements for our ship that need attention."

"I think it's best to leave this matter directly to the captain to make the decision."

The big picture of Happy on the paper grinned unhappily: "Didn't I tell you that this will be a dream ship that can ride the wind and waves until the end of the world, so it must be big, and the other things, um, by the way, and the most important thing "I would like to add that the bed in my captain's bedroom must also be big. Do you understand? It is best that it can sleep five, six, seven or nine people at the same time."

Because Happy spoke loudly, Aspaku could hear clearly.

With a head full of black lines, this is nothing. Carrera Company, which demands the world's best shipbuilding technology, feels despised.

After being silent for a while, I felt a little headache. Out of seriousness and meticulousness in my work, I asked: "Then, Mr. Captain, what price does this boat probably want? A big boat. This statement is too general."

Taking the form that Aspagu handed over including various ship prices, Dumbledore carefully read it and said: "Captain, I found a renovated old three-masted sailboat. I can see from the photo that it With a smart mind, heroic spirit, and an unyielding heart, the perseverance is wider than the sea, more boundless than the sky, and more comfortable than the clouds. I am very optimistic about the price of this ship. Well, it only costs 2 million."

"If I can make Dumbledore think favorably of you, why don't you ask me about this refurbished ship? You actually plan to spend 2 million beli budget on it. What do you think I am, a rich, handsome man?"

The face of the big Happy figure on the paper was ferocious, and its mouth was full of fangs like a lion trying to eat people. It roared loudly at Dumbledore.

Then he turned to the other side and instantly changed to a naive and harmless expression. There was a bit of pleading in his bitter tone, as if I would cry if you dare to say no: "My dearest Mr. Aspagu, have mercy on me. This just came out of the sea, bah, a newcomer who just came out of the sea, look at the price."

“Do you think the price is unreasonable?”

"Okay, I'll give you 1 million Baileys cheaper."

Asbagu, who looked like a fool, was not very curious about this talking white paper. There were so many incredible things on the sea.

"What are you trying to do to me, brother? Thank you for your promise. Brother, I wish you a safe life." Happy's big avatar was overjoyed. He blinked and discharged, and kissed to express his love.

Feeling disgusted and uncomfortable, Aspagu expressionlessly tore the paper into pieces.

"Anyway, this is an old ship that was abandoned and drifted with the waves. I can earn back the principal for renovation. It doesn't matter if it's cheaper." Aspagu said with his nostrils pressed, he seemed to be doing nothing.

More and more, I felt that the kind, tall, thin old man in front of me was unfathomable, and he said a little carelessly: "Anyway, I have nothing to do now, so I will introduce this ship to you."

"This ship is a miracle I saw, a miracle that transcended the limits of the ship. In the monstrous tsunami and heavy rain and wind, it was obvious that the beams were broken, the surrounding outer plates were crooked, the deck was leaky, and the ribs were damaged. He would have been beaten to pieces by a big wave, but he persisted for more than 40 days."

"The ship was born to fulfill such an agreement to transport people from one coast to the next. It lives up to its mission."

"During the renovation, all parts were precisely assembled based on the original skeleton of the ship, the lifeline keel."

"You can see the greatness of this ship at a glance. Old man, you are really amazing."

"Hahaha, Mr. Aspagu is overly praised." Dumbledore adjusted his glasses, raised his hand, waved the wand that emitted bright silver light, and used the Flying Curse.

Under everyone's surprised gaze, small pieces of valuable gold bars seemed to have grown wings. They flew to Asbagu's side like migratory birds returning to their nests. After circling for a few times, they landed steadily on the ground and piled up in a pile.

"This is the deposit. Mr. Aspagu, may I ask, what is the name of this great ship? I think it has the significance of commemorating and passing on."

"Tom Riddle"

"Sink it"

In the bar, Bruno, the sturdy owner with a horn hairdo, was wiping his wine glass.

In front of the wooden bar, Happy twisted his huge hips, causing the small stool that should not bear such weight to creak, as if it was about to fall apart at any time.

Mastangu casually ordered a cup of Long Island iced tea and watched Bruno, the boss, skillfully mix drinks and perform many difficult poses.

He took the wine, raised it to Armstrong and drank it in one gulp. He was still a little scared and said: "That woman is so terrible. She actually asked the troops to stand behind her before she said such words that asked me to challenge him. It’s clear that the fox is pretending to be the tiger’s power.”

"No, Mastangu, I can tell from the look in my sister's eyes that says, "Kill you," that she really wants to fight you and kill you." Armstrong vowed and folded his hands on his chest. , shook his head to show his insensitivity to alcohol.

""

"Captain, you must have eaten too much."

The table in front of him was messy with cups and plates. He burped after gnawing on the sauce elbow. Happy patted his belly with satisfaction and shook the transparent goblet. He wanted to be elegant and a gentleman. After drinking the fat house happy water, he glared at Mastangu fiercely. , puffing up his big belly and said angrily: "You see clearly, Mastangu, according to the volume ratio of belly to stomach, my stomach is four times as big as yours. Is there a problem with eating more?"

"I'm sorry to be rude, Captain, but your body is indeed a bit over-full right now. This will affect your leadership. After all, a convincing and powerful leadership will rest on a healthy body. Take a look at it."

As he spoke, Armstrong took off his shirt again and assumed a bodybuilder pose with his arms and biceps stretched sideways. Little pink stars appeared all over his body, which was unbearable to look at.

Happy slammed the table and said, "Throw him to me."

"Hahaha, Bruno, give us good wine"

Before Happy could finish his words, several aggressive and obviously not good people kicked open the door of the bar. One of them, a one-eyed man with missing teeth and a leaky mouth, said loudly: "There will be no credit today. The casino caught a gambler." The big fat sheep who must lose has won a lot of money.”

After saying that, he threw out an unlucky guy who was tied up and almost turned into a mummy~

As if he had found a life-saving straw, the unlucky guy saw Happy's round figure, and he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ah, Captain, you are here, help me."

This familiar voice made Happy spit Coca-Cola all over the floor. He followed the voice and looked, Damn, Senju Hashirama

"Hahahaha, I went to the casino and lost everything, and I owe a lot of debt. Now they want me to work washing dishes to pay back the money."