The Weak Captain in Pirates

As a fat boy, Happy's lungs were about to explode. He really wanted to grab the damn octopus by the neck, shake it hard and ask it: "What does it mean to be too greasy?"

"You still dislike such a cute fat man, isn't he the favorite of you carnivorous creatures?"

"Hahaha, I actually laughed out loud." Mastangu came over with a bad smile on his face, obviously gloating about his misfortune. "Captain, you really need to lose weight, you are almost rounded into a ball."

Happy puffed up his beer belly and shook his fat, and replied fiercely with the word "get out".

Under the waterfall is an arched gate across the sea of ​​clouds, with a large signboard saying "Gate to Heaven" hanging on it.

The "Fredham" slowly approached.

"Look, there is a person standing there. He seems to have wings on his back. Could it be an angel from heaven?"

I don’t know who roared so loudly, and the deck suddenly boiled. A group of hungry guys rushed to the side of the ship, straightened their backs, secretly bulging their muscles, and looked forward with longing.

After widening his eyes and seeing the "angel" clearly, she was a wrinkled old woman who looked very similar to the "sour plum" and had a pair of small wings behind her. Suddenly, the boat was filled with wailing, and a group of strong men whose beautiful illusions were broken by ruthless reality were crying. That's called a hissing sound that cracks the lungs.

She was accustomed to this scene. She stood there with a camera and took a lot of pictures. The old woman showed a strange smile on her wrinkled face. She opened her mouth that seemed to have been sewn and said slowly: "Are you here for sightseeing or to fight?"

"It doesn't matter either way. If you want to enter the country, please pay the entry fee. One billion Egus coins per person is 10 beli. This is God's rule."

When it came to money, Happy immediately stuck his head out angrily and yelled angrily: "What the hell, 10 Baileys per person, why don't you go and grab it?"

"Go tell that so-called god that I'm here to fight, just for his gold. Don't think that he is invincible just because he is the strongest natural thunder fruit user. Hey, hey, I'm not bragging, I can join forces casually One of the several powerful men on the ship can lift him up and beat him up even though he is a frog in a well."

As soon as Happy said these shameless words, there was a burst of disgust and curses on the ship.

You don't need to think too much to know that what this guy is talking about joining forces is the same as "Don't worry, big brother, I will support you with a sugar cane" or "Big brother, I will shine a flashlight on you, no matter what."

That is, he shamelessly hides behind, crosses his legs and sips tea leisurely. From time to time, he euphemistically calls it "mental interference with the enemy" and yells, "I just sit here and look at you, and ask you if you are afraid." "

The old woman was shocked and looked at the fat ball with a changed expression. "You actually dare to blaspheme the great and almighty God, you will be punished"

"I'm so scared." Happy rolled his eyes, indicating that he was so swollen.

Two large pliers stretched out from the sea of ​​clouds and clamped the sides of the ship. The "Fredham" was carried on its back by the express shrimp, a specialty of Sky Island, and speeded along a strip of cloud road that snaked straight to the end of the clouds. .

The white clouds on both sides roared by, and Ruishi, who was standing next to Happy, suddenly said: "Captain, you said the god who has the thunder fruit, you are referring to"

"That guy is the cruel ruler of Sky Island, a true villain." Happy folded his arms, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "Using the power of thunder to suppress all opposition, he committed heinous crimes and monopolized gold alone. He thinks he is invincible, but he is actually a fool who lacks a beating from society.”

"The purpose of our coming to Kongdao is to make him doubt his life, so that we can bid farewell to poverty and move away his gold to make a fortune."

"Do you control the thunder?" Ruishi laughed wildly, and the thunder hammer on his back suddenly flashed with lightning.

The "Fredham" rushed out of the end of the cloud road where the signboard with the words "Land of God, Holy Land in the Sky" was placed, like a big fish leaping out of the hole, causing waves of white waves to land in the endless sky. In the white ocean.

This is a real empty island

The blue sky, the town on the beautiful cloud island surrounded by clouds and mist not far away, and the vast white sea are as beautiful as a fairyland.

The "Fredham" drifted towards Cloud Island and soon reached the Baiyun Embankment.

After anchoring the ship and furling the sails, everyone in the "Freedom" pirate group couldn't wait to jump off the ship. They were surprised to feel the softness of the clouds and rolled around excitedly.

"They are all soft clouds," Happy's eyes lit up.

"Wow hahahaha, I can finally jump off the boat handsomely without fear of falling to my death."

Standing on the bow of the boat with his arms akimbo, Happy looked up to the sky and laughed happily. He jumped up excitedly and flipped three and a half times in the air before diving into the soft clouds.

The upper part of the body was buried in the clouds, leaving only a pair of short legs kicking outside, shouting "woo woo woo", and soon stopped struggling, accepting his fate and waiting for rescue.

"Well, it seems that extreme happiness can lead to sadness."

After being pulled out by Armstrong like he was pulling out a carrot, Happy wanted to pretend that nothing happened. When he raised his hand to rub his head, he saw a group of young men holding back their laughter stretching out two fingers and pointing them at his eyes. Indicating that everyone had seen the scene just now

Happy immediately became angry and angrily chased these unscrupulous guys, pretending to beat him or silence him.

A beautiful sound of the piano sounded, and a beautiful girl with long blond hair and fair skin, with an intoxicating smile on her lips, slowly walked up from the clouds while playing the harp.

"Hasso, welcome to Angel Beach. My name is Lily and I am an aborigine here."

As soon as the girl appeared, deafening wolf howls sounded from the shore one after another.

"I saw a fucking angel, no, God, forgive me, I said bad words, I saw a fucking angel," Happy muttered as the big stone crushed the crab to death and he was riding on a soldier and hammering hard. , eyes fixed on the girl, unable to move.

"Beautiful angel, your sight burns my heart. All the men in the world will pay attention to you. I am the excellent Mastangu." He showed a gentleman's smile. Mastangu was jumped up before finishing his polite words. Howling "Leave that girl and let me come" Happy kicked him away.

Happy brought a bouquet of flowers from nowhere, holding his breath and trying to make himself look thinner.The left eye is written with affectionate words, and the right eye is engraved with animalistic hair "Hello, hello, Lily, right? I am Happy, the boss of these guys, which means they are all my little brothers who eat for me. Do you have it?" Boyfriend? Look at me. Even though I’m a little fat, I’m actually very gentle.”

Stark came to the side quietly, "Are you fat? You are simply round?"

"Stark, do you want to fight with me?" Happy was poked at the sore point, especially when he was exposed in front of the goddess, and they immediately hurt each other: "Without wearing steel armor, except for geniuses, inventors, billionaires, etc. Apart from your identity, what else do you have, you are still someone else.”

"I can crush you to death"

What he said made sense, and Stark found himself speechless for a moment.

Seeing the two people whose friendship boat ran aground, Armstrong couldn't help but shake his head and muttered that they were really hopeless.

What kind of pick-up with a beautiful girl has never been seen before? The art of picking up girls passed down from generation to generation in the Armstrong family is said to have to be conquered with a reserved demeanor.

Suddenly, the tip of her ears heard Lily smiling and saying that she preferred hot-blooded and strong men. She immediately took off her shirt and rushed forward to show off her muscles, leaving only a bunch of curly hair on her head that reflected so brightly in the sun.

Lily said she didn't like Fatty. Happy was secretly sad when he felt something licking his hand. When he looked down, he found that it was a stupid little white bear, so chubby that he couldn't tell where his waist was and where his neck was.

Fatty always feels inexplicably friendly when they meet each other. Happy holds his head, which is furry and soft, and feels great in his hands. He rubs and rubs it.

This masochist looks like he's enjoying himself, but he's not flattering no matter how he looks. He has small eyes and a big face, and he's also full of wretched temperament.

Hey, why do you need to use the word "ye"?