The Weak Captain in Pirates

I vaguely remember the pumpkin-like fruit on the tree, and the juice seems to be delicious.

It was impossible to climb up, so Happy could only struggle to move small cloud bricks, stand under the tree and smash them one by one, hoping to knock the fruit off.

After working for a while, the fruit didn't fall. Not far away, Hashirama was screaming in pain when his fingers were clamped by a crab on the seaside of clouds. He turned his head when he heard the sound of breaking through the air, and was directly hit in the head by a small cloud brick.

No matter if you are a ninja god or not, you will still be knocked down by a cloud of bricks.

Happy could only call Yasuo over. He cut down the tree without any hesitation, and then ran over to pick up the pumpkin-like fruit.

"Haha, do you want to drink that nut?" Lily saw Happy holding the nut and about to gnaw it. She quickly stopped her and said in a voice as pleasant as a wind chime: "Its shell is as hard as iron. If you can't bite it, you have to start from it." Use a knife to pry open the middle."

Speaking of using his knife to look at the captain's eyes, Yasuo coolly drew his sword and swung it twice casually before turning around and sheathing the sword, "Okay, Captain, I've done it."

"Please, please bring me your sword and pry open a hole in this thing. Why don't you act cool there?" Happy took a step forward holding the intact nut, with a look of displeasure on his face.

"Well, it doesn't make sense if it's not incised?"

"Nonsense, what do you think?" The meat on Happy's belly trembled, full of contempt. "It's a great swordsman, bah"

"My side, Yasuo, is indeed a trap."

"Hahaha, you are the group of criminals clamoring to challenge God," Priest Dawu, who suddenly appeared and looked like a ball, danced happily on top of a floating ball, said with a smile.

“Where did the talking ball come from?”

Hashirama was surprised for a while, and suddenly thought of something. He turned to stare at Happy for a while, and said with a strange expression: "Captain, is this your lost relative here to look for you?"

Happy blinked: ""

Ignoring Happy's cannibalistic expression, Hashirama looked as smart as me and said to himself: "He is as fat as a ball, and you are so fat and round; he has such an expression that he needs a beating and you often need a beating. If this is not a family, it is simply unscientific.”

The more Hashirama talked, the more he felt that his words made sense. Then he convinced himself and began to wave enthusiastically to greet the priest Daigo.

"Hi, relative of the captain, what is your mother's surname?"

"Iron Whip"

Priest Ohm, who was standing on the back of a huge dog, pulled out a long knife with a sharp blade that could be retracted and retracted. Like wielding an extra-long whip, he split the chattering Hashirama in half from a distance.

Happy gave Priest Ohm a thumbs up decisively and Shushuang yelled "Well done"

The wood that was split into two pieces sprouted small flower buds, which instantly grew into a huge and beautiful rose. Hashirama walked out from the falling petals full of fragrant flowers, with an innocent look on his face and a mouthful of flowers. He muttered: "What's wrong, Captain, am I analyzing it wrong?"

Suppressing laughter until their stomachs ached, the group of people unscrupulously gave thumbs up to their vice-captain. "No, that makes sense."

Instructing the troublemaker to get out of the way, Happy looked at Hashirama blankly, "When did you show up in this way?"

"Isn't there an angel girl here just to look cool?" Hashirama straightened his hair and smiled so hard.

"Even though I look stupid, most of the time I'm actually very smart. Back then, I relied on this trick to get a wife."

"That guy is not going to be chopped off, it doesn't matter, just take your life."

Seeing that the criminals were still interested in chatting and joking, Priest Seurat laughed angrily, picked up the knight's spear with the tip burning with high-temperature flames, and flew his fire-breathing bird mount close to the sea of ​​clouds, together with a group of people with long qi on their heads. At the corner of the sky, the magic soldiers gliding over the sea of ​​clouds and screamed, launched a charge.

"Escape quickly"

"How can you offend God? You will be punished."

Lily, who was frightened and emotionally collapsed due to fear, slumped on the clouds, her tears falling like dropped beads, crying: "They are the four priests and divine soldiers who came to execute the execution." "

"You run away quickly or you will die."

He stared at the few guys with threatening eyes who were eager to offer his warm arms to the girl when she was frightened, and gave them a death order not to move.

Happy straightened his clothes and then went up to pat the back of Lily who was crying bitterly. He quickly put on a strong pose and comforted: "Don't worry, my angel, we will die. I am not targeting anyone, I am It means they are all rubbish. I am not bragging. The great Captain Happy can kill them all with just a wave of his hand."

After saying the big words, he stretched out his hand to wipe Lily's tears, and half hugged Miss Angel. Everything seemed so logical.

"Mastangu, come on"

Happy wasn't bragging, he was really just waving his big hand to Mastangu, who had no sex with the girl but still had to do hard work. He was so angry that he was itching his teeth.

Imagining the faces of these so-called armies of gods to be fat balls, their fighting spirit was instantly ignited. They put on pyrotechnic gloves depicting flame formations, and wildly let themselves go with an evil smile: "Uuhahaha, damn fat boy, Burn it to char for me, I will bear with you very much."

Before he could finish his words, Mastangu was kicked away by Olivia who was suddenly shocked and shocked.

"Why are you kicking me?"

"Idiot, in this high altitude with thin air and extremely humid clouds, you are as incompetent as a wet matchstick, so don't be embarrassed there." Olivia scoffed at Mastangu and said, With evil spirits rising in his eyes, he heroically pulled out his sword and showed a bloody smile. "Today, let the sword passed down from generation to generation in my Armstrong family be stained with the blood of that fat boy."

Just like what Mastangu said, if you have any pointers,

Glancing at Captain Happy who suddenly shrank his neck, Armstrong quickly stopped Olivia.

"Sister-sama, don't be impulsive."

"I wasn't impulsive. I wanted to kill him a long time ago."

"Newcomer" Stark's mouth twitched, it seemed that he had been holding grudges for a long time. "Captain Happy, how do you survive until now?"

"Handsome looking"

As soon as he finished speaking, Stark said that these armies of gods would be left to him.

Suddenly there was a loud bang in the sky.

Arriving in an instant, they aimed at the "Freedom" Pirates, carrying the aura of destruction and chopping down the thick thunder pillar, which was directly smashed by the jumping rubble with a thunder hammer.

"Hahaha, Captain, this god comes to say hello, please leave him to me."

Bathed in the wild roaring blue thunder, Rubble laughed heroically.

"Okay, okay. Originally, I wanted to take care of him personally, so I'll leave him to you. You go and fuck him, gravel. Why are you just posing in mid-air?"

"I don't know where God is?" Ruishi touched his head.

Happy started thinking. "You shout loudly that the man with long ears and electric discharge is good, and he will come to you on his own."

Happy directed his younger brother to move all the iron products off the ship. He knew that iron was a rare item on the empty island and could be used as currency.

Well, just ignore those unlucky guys who were trembling in front of Olivia, and some of them obediently and automatically followed the "seniors" in the end, with most of their bodies stuck upside down in the clouds.

Led by the angelic lady with a forced smile, a group of people walked along the stairway leading to the depths of Cloud Island with soft clouds on both sides. After panting and climbing over several cloud hills, they finally came to a path. A commercial street filled with mist.

Kicking open the closed door of a shellfish store, Happy bought and bought with a nouveau riche temperament. He purchased lamp shells that can store light and illuminate like lamps, flame shells that store flames, and images that store images. A series of shells with different functions, such as shells and sound shells that store sounds.

"These shells collected from the rocks in the shoals, as long as the shells are not damaged, their function is to exist permanently. The civilization of the empty island was actually built on the shells that are special here." After swallowing tremblingly, the shop owner's expression After packing the mountain of shells in fear and trepidation, I took the initiative to move them outside the store without taking a breath.

I saw the store owner's smile was extremely stiff. After receiving a lot of pots and pans as currency payment, he immediately put up a sign that the store was closed. The store door slammed shut, and then there were several locks. "Big Fat Fish" Customer Happy Standing in front of the door, he opened his mouth blankly and rubbed the back of his head with a puzzled look on his face. "Why is he so scared?"

"Captain, you must have been frightened by your appearance." Mastangu said with a wicked smile. Seeing Happy's eyes widening and trying to cut him, he happily dodged away.

"Shut up, you incompetent guy"

After a rough fight, we came to an open-air restaurant run by Lily's family.

Happy sat on the wooden stool that was shaking. He briefly glanced at the menu, waved his hand, and said to the waiter who was so trembling that he couldn't even place an order, "Please give me a copy first, no. Lack of money and iron”

After saying that, he picked up the crystal kettle and poured water into the green water cup. He poured water upside down and the ground shook violently for a while.

Happy's hands shook and he almost threw the kettle away, leaving water stains on the table.

"Well, I told you to be temperate and patient, but you didn't listen. Look, you can't even hold the kettle steady now. You must have softened your hands." Mastangu smiled mischievously and thumped his waist.

He picked up a glass of water and drank it in large gulps. Unexpectedly, the water temperature was extremely high. His face instantly turned purple, and he spurted out a mouthful of water. He screamed, stuck out his tongue, and frantically waved his hands to fan his tongue to cool it down.

"Haha, you deserve it." Happy felt instantly happy.

Looking up at the deafening roar of thunder, with layers of black clouds pressing down on the sky where thousands of thunders were falling, I muttered in confusion: "By the way, why did it last so long?"

Looking around, it was shaking violently, as if it was about to be torn into pieces. Over the huge empty island, the bloated and majestic blue thunder giant, and the silver-white thunder dragon that covered the sky and the sun were fighting fiercely. The collision made the world seem to be at the end of the world, scattering countless raging rolling thunder.