The Weak Captain in Pirates

After falling from the sky island, the fully loaded "Fredham" sailed slowly on the vast sea.

The sky in the distance gradually darkened, and the sea water became turbulent.

"Dark clouds are coming, a storm is coming, turn left"

The tall and strong man looking out from the bow of the boat had just roared when he was kicked away by Happy. “Don’t jump to conclusions so casually.”

"You must know that in this sea, seasons, currents, and weather can change instantly. Even if the sky is clear over there, we use hypothetical principles to analyze the wave. There may be huge hail or countless thunderstorms in the next second. "

"What shall we do Captain?"

Facing the eager eyes, Happy raised his arms and shouted: "We rush towards the storm. We must know that the sun is always behind the storm."

The crew members on the deck looked at each other, rubbed their heads, and felt that this statement made sense. They all gave thumbs up to the captain, "Smart, so talented."

Happy raised his head proudly, "Who am I?"

Looking at these howling guys like idiots, Olivia on the side was so angry that she couldn't pull out the knife. She felt like she had a headache. Her IQ on the ship was seriously lowered by this fat ball.

It didn't take long for the crew members to express their intention to beat someone up, because they were busy and exhausted, and finally drove the "Fredham" through the storm, and then encountered Heavy hail, heavy snowfall and numerous thunderstorms

As if surrounded by wolves, with malicious eyes everywhere, Captain Happy ran away decisively.

I have no shame in staying here.

There is a billiard table with beautiful pine wood texture placed in the entertainment room on the ship. The light green velvet on the table top feels good to the touch. There is also a layer of shiny new balls on the Yasuo and Mustang pendulums.

They held the club and pretended to aim it for a long time, poking it back and forth. They were both newbies, and they made taunting comments and interfered with each other when they were taking the shot. Half an hour later, they had scored as many goals as possible in football.

After losing at cards, Hashirama had doubts about his life. His face was covered with notes. When he saw that the cards he had picked up were all stinky cards like 34689, he immediately came and said that he didn't want to play any more. He just had nothing to do. Lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling in trance.

After a while, it was already the first time for me to count on my fingers. Hashirama opened his mouth and said: "No, I have to find something to do to kill time, otherwise I will be bored to death if I continue like this."

After hanging a photo of his dear captain on the dart target, Stark inexplicably gained the passive skill "increased hit rate by 90". Stark, who could hit the darts accurately by throwing them casually as if for fun, shrugged: "After counting your fingers, then count. Just the toes will be fine”

"Or count the rats and cockroaches on the boat."

Dumbledore, who was reading a book on the sofa, suddenly felt uneasy, closed the book and frowned. "What's going on? I don't know why, but I suddenly feel a cold air behind my back."

"Hey, Dumbledore, that's because the window behind you is open."

"Yeah~ But I do have a creepy feeling all over my body. Look, I have goosebumps."

"There was a faint sound that sounded like a moan or a ghost, which made people feel cold to the bones." The stupid big gravel, who is not afraid of the sky or the earth, is the most afraid of this gloomy and cool feeling. He shivered and shrank his whole body.

"Wait a minute, have you heard a melody that is similar to Zhu Bajie's festive melody for marrying his wife, but it gives people the terrifying feeling of the Hulk marrying the Avatar?" Without looking, Stark hit him with another dart. On the forehead of Happy's photo, his ears twitched and he stretched out his hand to signal for silence.

"Hulk marries Avatar" Ruishi asked in confusion.

After thinking for a moment, Stark said: "Think of it as a man who looks like a captain marrying a woman who looks like a captain."

"Suddenly I felt like vomiting."

The wooden door of the entertainment room was kicked open, and the smile was called a spring breeze, that was called a triumphant, and that was called a smug happy, using a tone-deaf voice that bombarded other people's cochlea, while showing off his singing voice, his hands were still Take two big gongs and hit them hard when you sing to the emotional point. The "dang-dang-dang" sound announces Happy's longing for a better future.

"Wow, I am a man ~ Dang Dang Dang ~ Wow Kaka, the man should be self -improved, I want to be a leader ~ Dang Dang Dang ~"

The song is composed of a melody with a big gong that hits the ears, mixed with broken lyrics and a harsh voice of howling ghosts and wolves. It's like a heavy hammer hitting everyone's brain. After listening to the first sentence, your eyes will be dazzled, and the second sentence will make you feel weak. , shivering and twitching in the third sentence

Armstrong quickly covered the source of the noise with a big hand, lifted it up and threw it out of the entertainment room like a bowling ball, leaving Happy rolling out in front of the closed door, looking through the glass alone, the scene desolate.

Happy blinked his big eyes, wanting to cry but without tears.I am the captain. I am kicked out like this. Can you care a little about my feelings?

Angrily, he kicked open the door again, looked at Armstrong with hatred, and beat him cruelly in his eyes as revenge.

Then he turned away like a brat bragging about getting a red flower reward and said, "Hmph, listen up. From now on, this captain will no longer be a weakling."

"I just ate the devil fruit I got from Sky Island. This captain will be an esper from now on."

Happy said excitedly while twisting the coquettish "Zha Ge posture and dance moves."

"Captain, according to the information I got from the books, what kind of devil is hidden in the Devil Fruit? What kind of abilities you will get after eating it is the same as eating chocolate beans. You have no idea what the next one will taste. It all depends on luck," Dumbledore said with a kind smile.

After thinking about Dumbledore's words carefully, Hashirama slapped his thigh and smiled heartlessly. "Hahahaha, Dumbledore, you are saying that this is a big gamble. If the captain bets on the wrong thing and gets a bad ability, he will still be a worthless waste."

"Even if it is a Devil Fruit that can really make a person several times stronger, if the combat power is zero, no matter how many times the person becomes stronger, it will still be zero hahahaha."

A knife was stabbed in the heart.

"Shut up." Hashirama glared fiercely at him and made a zipper motion with his mouth. Happy patted his belly with pride and vowed: "I am the protagonist, God's favorite, and the abilities I get are absolutely tyrannical."

Happy had a confident smile on his face and raised his hands as if to embrace the world in his arms. "Now, just watch my performance. Watch my divine power, the mighty Tianlong, use my devil fruit ability."

The next second, the plump Happy opened his mouth uncontrollably, inhaling air crazily as if his whole body was filled with lungs, and his belly quickly swelled like a balloon.

"My whole body can inhale and grow like a balloon; it deflates and becomes a shriveled Superman-type balloon fruit."

"Oh my god, do you think my belly isn't big enough?" It's so sad. The giant ship of hope hit an iceberg and sank into the deep sea. Happy was rolling around on the ground, with tears in his eyes, but his plump, round face was full of joy no matter how he looked at it. .

"Your belly is not big enough, don't be sad. Captain, you still have increased your fighting power. If your belly is swollen, it will tear your clothes and pop out the buttons to attack." Hashirama suddenly woke up, patted his head and shouted with joy, comforting Happy.

After a moment of silence, Happy was so angry that he tried to get up and hit Hashirama. However, he was surprised to find that he was being pushed by his belly and his limbs could not touch the ground. It was very uncomfortable.

He cursed and complained about God's injustice, and then there was a loud thunder in the sky. The frightened Happy quickly crossed himself and asked the gods and Buddhas in the sky to forgive him for his mistakes.

After lunch the sky became clear again.

Happy, who was mainly responsible for directing the trouble and supervising, after the boys busily cleared the snow and hail on the deck and moved small wooden boards to "patch" the holes struck by lightning, he started to inspect his own. The Devil Fruit figured out something useful, coughed a few times, and motioned for everyone to come and check it out.

Happy struggled to inflate his right hand like a balloon to nearly ten meters in size. Just when he was excited to try the power of his giant fist, he sadly discovered that the buoyancy generated by the giant fist , actually made him float involuntarily.

It was extremely funny when he shouted "Help, hold me" in a panic.

Under a large shadow, the huge Happy Balloon slowly rose into the sky. As it rose higher and higher, a strong wind blew over. Amidst the screams of "Wow!" in mid-air, the Happy Balloon was like a rowing boat drifting with the current on the sea. Being blown away by the wind, he looked like a poor child without a father or mother, so helpless.

The people below also saw this scene, and there was silence for a moment

"The captain was blown away, who is going to catch him back?" After a long time, Mastangu finally said something.

"Well what did you see?"

"No, I have been suffering from an infectious disease that causes intermittent blindness in my eyes. I can't see anything."

"Wow, you are so unloyal. As brothers, we share blessings and hardships. Why didn't you tell me that you had this disease? If you infected it to me, you would go crazy together and you would have to carry it with us."

"Good idea, good brother, very loyal

The honest man Hashirama's eyes widened. At this critical moment when the captain was blown away by the wind, how could you, the unscrupulous people, have the nerve to say such shameless words?

Then he smiled and said, "Count me in"