The Weak Captain in Pirates

I have to say that the food on Sky Island is quite delicious.

Cups and plates were in a mess on the table, and Happy had a mouth full of fat. On his fat belly, there was a huge round lump of fat that was unbelievably bulging. It was unscientific no matter how you looked at it.

Finally, a small pot filled with seafood soup was placed in front of everyone. You need to add seasonings to taste whatever you want.

"Happy Chef" Yasuo is online. He sprinkles salt to add flavor, vinegar to relieve the smell, soy sauce to add color and freshness, and spices to add fragrance. I rummaged through the jars and found a lot of messy seasonings. If I thought they should be put in, I poured most of them in. It just didn't work. Regardless of the pictures on the jars depicting dead mice and cockroaches, soon, fresh and happy dishes appeared.

The smell was creepy, but Yasuo felt good about himself. He took a spoon and took a spoon full of expectation and tasted the soup covered with inexplicable blue floating objects. When he put it in his mouth, he couldn't open his eyes. His face was twisted and he vomited for a while. The foam was lying there.

The crowd was speechless.

"This guy will kill himself sooner or later due to food poisoning."

Happy rolled his eyes. The space left for Rubble was still empty. He was having a heated exchange of electricity with the God of Sky Island.

His little eyes were full of evil smiles. Amidst the many surprised looks, Happy quickly exchanged his pot with Yasuo's pot, letting out an evil laugh.

"Captain, what are you doing?"

He rolled his eyes and threw out his tongue. He was seriously injured and fell into a coma. The four magatama thunder drums behind his back were all broken. He looked miserable. He had a god with long earlobes hanging down to his chest. Ruishi said thoughtfully.

Seeing the burly shadow blocking the light, Happy turned his head in panic and saw that only a few silk threads were left in his clothes connected to a few dirty rags. His whole body was scorched and black, and he was covered with fluffy and explosive pieces of black smoke. Shi, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.

"Where did the refugees come from? Oh my god, Ruishi, how did you become like this?"

"This guy's body can always transform into thunder and lightning to dodge my hammer. He's pretty strong." Baoshen was still casually still next to the trash can, while Rubble came to the chair and sat down.

"If it hadn't been for this god who vowed at the beginning that he would let me beat him with the pestle for 10 minutes, he wouldn't have frowned and said that he had never seen such a request in his life. I happily hit him in half with a hammer. Damn it, otherwise this fight would have to continue, well, this is my soup."

Everyone looked at Ruishi with complicated eyes. Under the threatening look of the unscrupulous captain, they all bowed their heads to drink the soup, and no one dared to speak nonsense.

I saw Rui Shi holding up the small pot and taking a sip, smashing it in his mouth, and drank it all. Then his face turned blue instantly. He clenched his fist and punched his chest twice, shouting, "Though tempered, a stomach made of iron". He burped, and all the toxins in his stomach were packed into a small ball and vomited out.

With a painful expression on his face, he pointed at his mouth with a trembling finger, and then pointed at the small pot. “The food is poisonous”

When he saw his dear Captain Happy choked and coughed while drinking soup, he thought it was a poisonous hair. Rubble's pupils immediately contracted and he immediately slapped the table and stood up shouting: "Captain, don't panic, I'm here to save you."

Happy was choked, and his breath was blocked in his chest. After being pulled up by the gravel and thrown to the ground, his eyes widened instantly as he watched the guy doing push-ups and sit-ups while warming up and howling, "Though tempered, iron is beaten." After "stomach", he leaped high into the air and flipped an unknown number of times before punching his own fat belly.

The ground shook.

Happy screamed miserably, and vomited out the toxin packed into a large ball amidst the incomprehensible looks of many people who looked over.

Then everyone became uneasy, because gravel's exclamation came from their ears: "Oh no, it was a mistake, it hit the captain's kidney."

"" The group of people blinked and glanced at the toxin and Happy who felt that his body was hollowed out.

Mastangu hurriedly grabbed Su Shi, who shouted "Thousands of times tempered" again, and told the story of what happened when he was not here in a tone of voice as if he was watching a joke. After hearing this, Su Shi laughed.

This guy is naturally rude and nervous, "Hahahaha, no wonder it's my dear captain who is naughty."

The dying god was suddenly struck by thunder and lightning, and electricity coiled around his body like a spiritual snake. A violent heart beating sound suddenly sounded.

"Oh, what is this guy so good at using voltage to pace his heart and heal his own wounds?"

After a casual glance, Stark, who was lazily holding a knife and fork, stared blankly at the long black stick on the plate, which was said to be a delicious dessert, and decisively threw away the knife and fork.

"Oh, Mr. Stark, maybe you really should try this delicious dessert. It tastes a lot like the pile of cockroaches that I like," Dumbledore said with a wink and a smile.

"You don't want me to change my mind. I'm Donny Stark. I'm a billionaire, an inventor, a superhero, and a friend of beautiful women. Even if I starve to death, I will never touch this big lump. It's like some kind of disgusting thing." stuff”

Lily's beautiful eyes widened, and she saw that God, the all-powerful and invincible ruler in the past, was trembling and struggling to get up next to the trash can with a banana peel on his head. Her embarrassed eyes were full of madness, frightened, and panic. I threw a few cups on the tray to the floor, making a clattering sound.

His whole body was shocked, his eyes widened with disbelief on his face, he covered his mouth and said in surprise: "Shenshen, what?"

"I'm God, you damn lowly stinks"

Before he could finish his harsh words, God was immediately greeted by Mastangu and Stark, who were shouting loudly, "Hahahahaha, we are the powerful and brave "Freedom Pirates", the incarnation of justice, and we are invincible" and twisted and posed. With the shield behind them, Hashirama, Yasuo and Dumbledore looked at each other and smiled, then hurriedly took hammers, bricks, and folding stools, and ran over to create a brutal scene of beatings.

"What's wrong with God?"

"It's okay to be beaten up." Feeling that his body was full of energy, Happy said calmly as he got up, he winked at Lily and released a few dim little stars full of cracks.

"Oh, beautiful angel lady." Holding a rose he found somewhere in his mouth, Happy spun and jumped, got close to Lily, knelt down on one knee, held the girl's tender little hand, and said affectionately: "Thank you. For your enthusiastic help, before we leave, as a gift, I will give you a chromosome with excellent ancestral genes."

These words made the rabbit so angry that he even bit someone. Lily, who was ashamed and angry, immediately bit her lip and kicked Happy.

The reflex nerves were blocked by grease, and she didn't have time to dodge. Happy was kicked by her just in time to hit the man's fatal part. His expression was twisted in pain, his face turned red and he squatted down, his body twitching.

Armstrong and Ruishi gasped at the side and covered their heads with headaches. It was really enough to meet such a captain.

He wants to die on his own and is too lazy to save him. Let him do it.

After bidding farewell to Miss Lily Angel with tears in her eyes, Happy and his little brother couldn't wait to go to the shrine where the god lived on the giant vine to carry the gold.

Happy, a loser, soon panted and said that he couldn't walk anymore. He angrily snatched Stark's steel suit, and then he was shocked to find that he couldn't fit it in.

I had no choice but to inhale and contract my abdomen, and tried my best to squeeze in. A group of people helped me, pushing and twisting left and right, holding my breath until my face turned red, but I couldn't squeeze in.

I lost my temper and simply stopped leaving. I found a comfortable place to lie down and take a nap.

There is no other way, Armstrong can only use dear Captain as a wheel to push Happy, who is very smooth anyway.

It wasn't until dark that we finally arrived at the shrine.

Looking up at the huge airship made of gold, with the hull swollen like a ball, Happy said it was ridiculously ugly.

Collect all the weapons of the shivering God's lackeys who stayed behind, distribute them to the slaves who were captured to repair the ship, and drive them all away.

As for what will happen next, Captain Happy shook his head seriously, saying that he didn't know very well.

I found the warehouse where the gold was stored. It seemed like it had been sealed for a while, and the door handle was covered in dust.When Happy was about to open the door, the stupid Hashirama said: "Wait a minute."

"Captain, to be honest, wherever gold and valuables are stored, there must be agencies or guards. Maybe as soon as the door is opened, countless snakes will come out to bite people."

"It's okay. Please read more books to increase your IQ. They are all sealed. Where does the air and food come from? Are there really snakes? What do you do for a living?"

Hashirama, who deeply despised him, kicked the door open while he was talking. A burst of gray stuff rushed out, startling Happy. He raised his hands habitually and took several steps back to beg for mercy.

When I saw it clearly, I realized that it was dust floating out.

His performance made the group laugh and received looks full of contempt.

Happy became angry and shouted angrily: "Shut up, don't laugh"

"You know, what I showed just now was not fear, it was just to paralyze the enemy."

In the warehouse, the dusty gold was still dazzling.

Happy's sharp eyes saw that on top of the piled gold nuggets, there was a special small box that seemed to be more valuable.

He ran over with his short legs, opened the small box, and found a fruit covered with strange patterns, like a pomegranate fruit.

"Devil Fruit"