The Weak Captain in Pirates

In the world-famous Holy Land of Captain Happy, the "Five Old Stars" couldn't bear to be disturbed. They held Captain Happy's wanted poster in their hands and rolled from one end of the room to the other. From time to time, they would cry, make trouble, and hang themselves. The idiot Tianlong people who stalked, beat, and shouted arrogantly "to avenge the dead Tianlong people" were all thrown out and forced to face the wall and think about the past.

With such a fat pig body, if you still dare to imitate others and act arrogantly, aren't you causing trouble for yourself?

What they didn't know was that these resentful and vicious-looking Celestial Dragons, unwilling to tear up the wanted notices in their hands, began to secretly plan events behind their backs that would shake the world.

"Hahaha, since I don't plan to kill them, let's forget about it." Happy, who guest-starred as a gold medal mediation instructor, thought of the handsome scene of "red-haired" Shanks showing off his face, and he suddenly became excited.

Happy, who wanted to pretend, wanted to imitate, ran over and stood in front of Qing Pheasant, and made a fierce expression like a fool. Feeling that he didn't put it in place, he patted his chubby face and put it back. .

"Qing Pheasant, just think of it as a favor for me and let it go."

With solemn eyes and a cold expression, Happy seems to be quite imposing at first glance, but unfortunately it is hindered by the big fat belly, and there is no majesty at all.

As if looking at a fool, Qingzhi mocked in a calm tone: "As far as I know, you are a very shameless bitch, so your face is worthless, and I don't need to give you face."

"How is it possible? Who doesn't know that the smart and lovely Captain Happy actually needs face, and we have to rely on him to make a living?" After pretending to be 13, Happy touched his face angrily, and was about to refute loudly, but faced Qing Zhi's indifferent expression. Stare, decisively close your mouth, and run aside dejectedly

To drive away this troublemaker, Aoki pheasant slashed down directly towards Robin with the cold ice knife in his hand.

After a crisp sound, Zoro, with three swords already unsheathed, flashed in front of Robin. While he directly caught the Aoki Ice Sword, Sanji flew into the air, kicked his feet and rotated 360 degrees to perform " The "deadly scissors" are trying to clamp down on the head of the green pheasant.

Throwing away the ice blade, Aokiji's palm turned into ice easily grasped Luffy's back and stretched it to the extreme. It instantly bounced back from the heavy rubber fist that hit him, and a terrifying invisible bone-piercing freezing air rippled out. In an instant, While Luffy's entire arm was frozen, Zoro and Sanji's breaths were filled with white mist, and their bodies were covered with a layer of icy blue snow frost.

"Alala, you really dare to do something. I don't know that I represent the strongest combat power of the navy. That charming and beautiful sister, are you free tonight? Are you there for my invincible heroic appearance? Scream"

"Come on, it's not like I haven't seen you being beaten by Yasuo until you were so miserable that you were running around with your head in your hands, and you were still screaming. Are you sure you weren't mocking me?" The angry Happy deliberately acted mischievously, interrupting Aoji's gesture towards Nami. Boastful, with a contemptuous tone.

"That's a tie." A blue vein appeared on his forehead, and Aokiji turned to glare at Happy. "Can't you give me some face and keep quiet?"

"Didn't you see that your crew member, Yasuo, was frozen to death by me and was injured all over his body?"

"Yes, he was so cold that he rushed to the hospital to check for a cold the next day."

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After a moment of silence, Aokiji, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, shook Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji away, turned around and cracked his knuckles, looking sharply at the person who felt like he was about to suffer, like a good family. The woman was helpless in front of the big man who looked like a wolf and tiger, and Happy walked over, shouting, "I will scream, don't come over."

Looking at the dead fat boy curled up and shivering under his majestic figure, with his fat body trembling, I couldn't express how happy I was. "I feel good, I feel good." Qing Pheasant raised his hand and let out a strong freezing breath, which instantly froze Happy into pieces. I made a human-shaped spherical ice sculpture.

He stretched out his hand and knocked on the ice sculpture, looking happily at Happy's miserable appearance, unable to move, with only two pitiful eyes rolling around, and tears rolling in his eyes, and said: "If you are in my hand If something happens inside, the world will be shattered. Don’t worry, I’m just teaching you a lesson. It’s hollow. You’re almost trapped in an ice prison now, so have a good time.”

"As for you?" Aokiji's scrutinizing eyes swept over the Straw Hats one by one, and finally landed on Robin. He smiled bitterly and shook his head, dissipating the cold air lingering on his body. "I always feel like it's such a troublesome thing. Forget it. I won't fight anymore. You can just take care of yourself."

His whole arm was frozen, and he was shivering from the cold. He gritted his teeth, and he was still angrily about to rush towards Aokiji. Luffy, who was full of fear on his face, suddenly hugged and pulled Luffy, and shouted loudly: "Since If you don’t want to fight, then get out of here quickly.”

"Hey, hey, hey, your attitude is really unfriendly." Aokiji returned to his lazy look, as if he had been calmed down by the menacing Luffy. He raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and walked straight to a big rock, and then took it out. a bicycle.

"Alala, I'll leave right away"

Riding a bicycle and ringing the bell, the blue pheasant was very leisurely on the sea where a bicycle trail was frozen, with its back walking away in a leisurely manner.

The result only lasted three seconds. A dolphin who wanted to avenge his lovely wife who had been frozen on the sea due to an unreasonable disaster jumped out of the water, flicked his fins hard and slapped the green pheasant twice, making him scream in pain. cry

Seeing him falling into the sea along with his bicycle, the Straw Hats all covered their faces.

"Isn't this guy just dead in the sea?"

On a rare sunny day with no wind and waves, the old-fashioned sailing ship "Golden Meri", with a smiling white sheep on its bow and ugly traces of repair work by a "third-rate ship repairman" on its hull, sailed happily on the blue sea.

"Humph, I will tell you that two admirals once fled in confusion in front of me. No, because I don't like to brag everywhere."

"Hmph, I will tell you, even if I go to the Navy Headquarters for a walk and write in the marshal's office that pirate Happy is here, I will be fine. No, because I don't like to show off. Love being low-key”

"Huh, do I want you to tell me that if my little brothers were here and I joined forces with them, huh, I would have beaten Qing Pheasant to the point of calling him daddy. Haha."

On the deck, I broke out of the ice, with ice edges and broken ice shards hanging on my body. I had to wrap myself in a blanket to keep warm while basking in the sun. My nose was dripping with snot, and I sneezed from time to time. I was temporarily taken in by the "Straw Hat" pirates. Pi, putting his feet on the seat and giving himself a thumbs up, was bragging solemnly.

"It's amazing." Luffy and Chopper, who had been deceived so much, looked shocked, their eyes were shining, and they almost knelt down in front of Happy and called him boss.

"Don't believe everything, idiot" Lie finished with a snarl with sharp teeth, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked at Happy with shock in his eyes.The emotion of "I didn't expect that there is someone on the sea who can blow better than me" is obvious.

The magic of love was spinning in circles, holding a tray with two cups of fragrant coffee, and served the coffee to Nami and Robin who were basking in the sun in a gentlemanly manner. After shouting "so happy" to the sea to stir up the waves, he impatiently Sanji, who ran over and shouted, "Go get your coffee from your male creatures", exhaled a puff of smoke, looked at Lie Bu and said, "No, unfortunately, Lie Bu, everything he said may be true."

"Generally speaking, pirates will not take the initiative to provoke the navy, but at present, the only one on the sea who has the strength to openly challenge the navy and not fall behind in the confrontation is the "free" pirates led by the chubby Captain Happy. "Group"

"After the worst incident that happened in the Chambord Islands, Hashirama, Yasuo, Dumbledore, Rubble, Arthur, and Stark, these powerful crew members who were originally unknown on the sea began to become famous. noise"

This was almost what Sanji shouted in a low voice, causing Happy to straighten his back immediately and quickly pretend to be a master, looking at the red sun hanging in the blue sky in the east.

This is his glory. This sentence sounds really cool. He kept stealing glances at Nami and Robin here. He felt that he was a super handsome guy at this time, with fat swaying on his belly and his face. With an expression of indifference, he waved his hands humbly: "Those are all things in the past. They are just names. We all told you to be low-key, low-key."

"The worst thing is so terrible, can you tell me about it?" Liang Bu looked hopeful, and he seemed to be becoming Happy's little fanboy.

"You know the little things that are not worth mentioning. I don't like to dwell on the past, because it doesn't allow me to look forward to the future. I like challenges, bravely climb to the top, create new glories, and strive to get a house as soon as possible."

The topic changed, and Happy, who had a bulging belly, patted his thigh, said with rich body language and a tossing tone: "At that time, that fat pig-like Tianlong man, who insisted on his aristocratic status, dared to provoke me, who was so radiant. The reason is just because I'm too handsome and he doesn't like me."

"I can't bear this anymore. Is it my fault that I'm handsome?"

Happy is simply shameless. He uses three parts real storyline and seven parts false self-description. He blows it hard.