The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy is wearing his iconic red sunglasses and a coquettish pink feathered coat. The "Ocean Shichibukai" and Doflamingo, who is known as the "joker" of the underground dark world, put down his hands. Captain Rihapi's wanted notice was turned to the phone bug who changed into wearing a bubble hood after the call was connected, showing a weird smile that was a mixture of evil, cynicism and obscenity.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, if this thing really comes to pass, then this world will definitely become more exciting. However, I refuse. I don't dare to provoke those monsters of the "Freedom" Pirates."

"Also please note that no matter how powerful you Tianlong people are, you have nothing to do with me as a pirate. If I feel that the deal with you is no longer interesting, the position of "Shichibukai", I said If you don’t want it, then don’t, so don’t try to tell me what to do.”

"understand"

After listening to Happy's proud self-praise, the "Straw Hats" all broke out in a cold sweat, saying "the Lieutenant General is not good enough, the General will beat him up", for those who have just witnessed the despairing power of the Aoki Pheasant For them, it was too unbelievable.

What did Liebu think of? He spread out his left hand, made a fist with his right hand and struck it with a snap. He asked thoughtfully: "So, you are a big pirate. How come you only offer a reward of 50 beli and you are called "nothing"?" A useless captain with fighting skills, he always behaves like a fool and does stupid things. This is not in line with his status. I understand. Could it be that they are all yours?"

"That's right." Happy, who was stared at by everyone in surprise and whose vanity was greatly satisfied, gave Li Bu a small look of praise "You are very intelligent", and the mysterious smile on his face became more and more obvious.

Just when he was about to speak, he saw Sanjishi bringing a plate of fragrant steamed bun snacks. Happy, who was greedy, swallowed his saliva, ran over, picked up one and threw it into his mouth, biting it hard, his face turned red.He spit it out quickly, screamed in pain and stuck out his tongue, his face twisted and turned around. When fanning with his hands, he wisely picked up the broken ice cubes he shook off and threw them into his mouth to cool down.

When Luffy saw this scene, he immediately retracted his hand that was reaching for the buns, planning to let go of this horrible food for the time being.

Even looking at Sanji makes me feel distressed. What is the difference between eating freshly baked steamed buns with hot soup inside and drinking hot water directly?

After exhaling a breath of white mist, Happy picked up the vomited buns and ate them again. After muttering "delicious", he showed a deep smile again and said to Li Bu: "Yes, I made those things The acting skills of letting my guard down, don’t think I look like a cute little cutie like a fool, in fact most of the time I am very smart.”

"That's so fake." Lie Bu's eyes widened, and he slapped the fat ball on the head angrily. He roared with fangs in his mouth, "I've seen what happened just now, okay Captain Waste, how can I believe you?"

He grinned in pain and screamed. He touched it gently, and his head bulged. He silently picked up another piece of ice and put it on for application. He did feel that his behavior just now was a bit embarrassing, but the noble Captain Happy has always been thick-skinned. , scratched his cheek, turned his eyes away from Li Bu, and changed the subject.

Happy raised his thumb and pointed at himself, yelling: "Humph, who said I am a useless captain and have no fighting ability?"

"Humph, you don't know that when that guy Aokiji fought with my horseman, Swift Wind Sword Master Yasuo, I was the key to the outcome."

Happy, who snapped his fingers and twisted his round body to show off the "King of Dance of the Shampoo Islands" dance, was majestic and said with great passion: "Look carefully, at that time, I only saw you and not him." They looked like they were fighting, and they were evenly matched. Assuming that their combat power was 1 million, that captain was the last straw that broke the blue pheasant, because at the last moment, I shouted loudly, jumped down the stairs from the top of the turret, and After Yasuo joined forces, Yasuo's combat power suddenly increased by 1 million, directly surpassing Aokiji."

"Have you felt my strength here? Do you think I'm good at it?"

Being deceived by Happy and lying, Luffy and Chopper were infected by the impassioned words "It sounds so awesome" and were deeply impressed by Happy. Their tear ducts were as good as water pipes and they hugged each other. Howling. "Wow, Captain Happy is so good."

Sanji, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, was quite speechless. He was deeply shocked by the shamelessness of a fat ball creature that could sanctimoniously say that he was a scumbag with a combat power of only 5.

On the observation deck at the top of the mast, Zoro was dozing with his sword in his hand. In a daze, he discovered a large frog swimming freely in the sea on the left side of the ship, covered with scars. He immediately looked out of the sun and the green light became softer. My head reminded me loudly.

Happy looked at Zoro, showing that his eyes were dazzled by the flash of green, and then he couldn't help but think of Zoro biting a knife in his mouth and slashing with it. Comparing the Ruinsankan Nohara Ryupei swordsmanship, "just talking about the way to hold the sword", who will be better?

"The big frog is swimming freely." The faces of the Straw Hats became strange.

Liebu looked unbelieving, shook his head and said, "How is that possible? Not all frogs can swim breaststroke."

Before he finished speaking, he hit and flew away the big frog that suddenly jumped out of the sea and put on a sumo wrestling posture to have a fight. It couldn't bear to say "Quak, quack" and shouted, "I will definitely come back". It was obviously puffing up thick smoke, which was unbelievable. The steam sea train, which can travel at high speed on the sea, roared and fiercely crashed towards the "Golden Meri" that was caught off guard.

"Oops, I don't have time to dodge and I'm about to get hit."

"Damn it, it's over this time, am I on the wrong boat?"

The "Golden Meri" was about to be hit. Everyone's muscles were tense and their pores stood up. At the critical moment when they were panicking and shouting, the sea train suddenly seemed to be mounted on a big mountain. After a sudden violent vibration, it stopped. Progress stopped irresistibly.

Thick smoke was rising from the train chimney.The steam engine system is still providing a steady stream of power to the train, but even this cannot make the train move forward one step further.Because at the front of the train, there was a burly figure standing there quietly.

The black suit was about to be burst by the bulging muscles and protruding belly. Arthur held a wine bottle in one hand and poured wine into his mouth. With the other hand, he pressed against the sea train that was trying to move forward like a bull, and kept panting. When I was breathing heavily, I couldn't help but feel nauseous and turned my head and vomited violently.

Arthur's chest muscles trembled, and he looked back at Happy, who was holding his head in despair and whining "I want to cool off" and shouted loudly: "Oh, Captain, it's great that you haven't been digested by the sea kings. Do you know that I I’m so worried about you. It’s been so hard for me to spend all my time looking for you during this period of time.”

Seeing that it was Arthur who came to "escort" and stop the sea train, Happy patted his chest to calm down his shock. When he breathed a sigh of relief, he spotted a large octopus swimming close to the sea surface from a distance at a high speed like a dog paddle. There were large and small shopping bags wrapped around the tentacles covered with suction cups. In addition, Arthur looked like he was worth a lot of money when he changed into a suit. The suit with the tags still on it suddenly looked black and angry. .

"Stop talking nonsense, you unscrupulous guy, I don't even believe your words, you have made me so miserable and you are still in the mood to go shopping, buy suits, and drink."

It’s not good to stuff empty wine bottles into your crotch after drinking and throw trash into the sea.Arthur put his middle finger in his ear and tilted his head to reduce the impact of Happy's loud roar on his ears.

Hum hum hum, I knew that the captain with a big belly but extremely stingy would not give up easily. Fortunately, my smart brain had already planned. Arthur was secretly proud, hurriedly brewing his emotions, and affectionately recited the special request for a large sum of money when shopping. "Please forgive me, let's make peace" lines written by others: "Captain, what you say makes me so sad and uncomfortable."

"Do you know how painful it is for me in the days without you? Every day without you is torture for me. Every day without you is a night for me. In order to find you, I will hold your hand again. Hands to protect you, me”

This conversation between men

Happy is going to cry when he sees the Straw Hats who are secretly disgusted with the cold and move away from him with a look like "So you are this kind of person"