The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy has countless ships disappearing every year. Ghost ships carrying moving skeletons are often seen drifting on the sea. In the Devil's Triangle, which is shrouded in thick fog all year round, a strange ghost is heard crying from one ship. On a ghost-style ship comparable to a giant island, the "Shichibukai" Moonlight Moriah, who looks like a demon with a mouth full of fangs, an onion head, and a beer belly from the slender neck down, looks at Captain Happy's wanted notice and becomes jealous. When I was jealous and envious, I couldn't help but drool.

"Damn it, what's so good about this useless fat ball? There are so many powerful subordinates willing to follow him. If you want to say fat, I'm also very mellow."

He happened to see one of his men being chased by a humanoid old sow zombie to propose marriage. He was running around in misery with his head in his hands. Moria's face became more and more gloomy. He caught this incompetent guy and gave him a scolding, and then threatened to We need to strengthen his training and let him run thousands of times around the ship.

What? I will be so exhausted that I refuse to run.

Hey, humanoid old sow zombie, come here, you chase him, he will let you chase him, if you catch him, he will have sex with you.

There are huge floating bubbles, and on the Chambord Islands with a conspicuous banner that says "Dragonians and fat pigs are not allowed to enter", the "big water fish" and the "loser saint" who always loses in gambling are in debt again in the casino. After he had incurred a large debt, his eyes widened when he faced the fierce debt collector who was sharpening his knife. He clasped his hands and begged for more time. He had already hidden the suitcase under the bed in the bedroom of the captain. "Wife Ben" has been stolen. I can try again and turn my bicycle into a motorcycle.

"Oh no, Hashirama, you are really unscrupulous." The debt collector with a sinister face, a green dragon on his left and a white tiger on his right, a cow's head tattoo on his chest, and a woodcutter on his waist, led his younger brother to surround Hashirama. In the corner, when he heard this, he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, and then said with a smile, "But I like it. Captain Happy is a bit ugly, and his figure is a lot fatter and rounder. How can he possibly catch a girl?"

"Hahaha, yes, heroes think alike. Instead of keeping money for a lifetime, it's better to take a gamble."

Soon Hashirama couldn't laugh anymore, because he was miserable and lost everything. He could only swear to the debt collector that he would pay back, otherwise the sky would strike like lightning and God would not give him face. There was an inexplicable sound in the clouds. A muffled thunder

The debt collector smiled and tied Hashirama, who had runny noses and tears, together with a strong, blind man who also owed a large amount of debt and had scars on his forehead extending to his eyes, and hung them up under the casino sign in a desolate manner.

In order to get this embarrassing and conspicuous thing out of Hashirama, the "Freedom" pirate group and the debt collectors in the casino used their own methods to fight fiercely.One side wants to rip off people, while the other side insists on whether you are the vice-captain of the "Freedom" pirates, the rulers of this island. In short, you can't leave without paying.

The debt collector said that I smashed this "big water fish" to the ground and slaughtered it in an upright manner, so why can't I take the money I earned from it?

In addition to using force, the "Freedom" Pirates have tried all methods. During negotiations, they pounded the table to intimidate, and used Captain Happy's credit as a guarantee to issue IOUs. In the end, people just refused to accept your tricks.

In the end, I could only shamelessly consult a few guys who were said to have been in the Navy's special hostage rescue team. I planned to rescue Hashirama secretly without saying anything, but in the end, I couldn't avoid the debt collectors and him. The pursuit and interception of professional teams

Rumors have spread that the low-key naval personnel on the island have quietly contacted the debt collector and invited him to give a speech at the Navy headquarters to share his successful experience.Damn it, he was able to defeat the "Freedom" Pirates, even the admiral couldn't do it.

The island with mangrove mark No. 24 in the Shampoo Archipelago, the wooden castle that is the base camp of the "Freedom" pirate group, has long been swept in with the euphemistically named "I am with you all" and the graffiti of Happy selfies hanging up. Garbage dump in conference room.

Armstrong, who had most of his head shining brightly, looked at Olivia, the "temporary speaker" who looked angry and said, "Never mind, let that stinky man fend for himself." He sighed helplessly and held his hands. Cheong advised again: "Sister, please think of another way. If Ruishi really lets Ruishi use money to redeem people, Captain Happy will definitely be angry to death if he finds out about it."

"What did you say"

Shocked all over, Olivia's eyes suddenly lit up and she made a decisive decision. "You will be so angry that you will use money to ransom people."

Armstrong: ""

Mastangu failed to become a "talker" and looked lonely. The first thing he did when he woke up every day and opened his eyes was to ask with deep resentment, "How is our dearest Olivia talker?" , I heard that Yasuo, who had worked hard to develop the latest happy cuisine, got himself into the hospital for emergency treatment due to food poisoning again. When the hospital asked them to be mentally prepared for the worst-case scenario, Xing hurried to the hospital.

What if Yasuo really couldn't hold on and died and didn't get to see him for the last time and mocked him and told him that he would put cockroaches and mice in his coffin and burn some muscular paper men for him? What a pity

While he was enjoying himself, Mastangu was suddenly disturbed by a deafening loud noise coming from the front. He felt the ground shaking violently and frowned.

He fell from the high-altitude clouds, causing the Shampoo Islands to tremble violently and creating a huge crater. He was tall and huge, with black hair shawl, horns on his head, a dragon scale tattoo on his bare arms, and a cruel face. The "Four Emperors" who were angry and in a daze crawled out of the pit, wailing "My head hurts and I'm not dead yet". Kaido, the beast who claims to be invincible in a single fight, was spreading overwhelming and terrifying energy all over his body. momentum.

Looking at the tall figure of Kaido who appeared in front of him like an ancient demon king came to the world, Mustang's back was like a thorn. When he was stunned in fear, his cold eyes casually glanced at Kaido, and his nostrils spurted out. Two balls of white energy swung out a huge mace from behind. Accompanied by a violent storm, they carried rolling thunder and smashed towards Mastangu.

Throwing off his shirt, the muscular and toned Armstrong arrived in time, wearing a spiked glove with a formed formation on his right fist, and punched the mace with all his strength.

The shock wave stirred up countless pieces of soil and gravel, leaving the surrounding surface devastated.

The mace instantly transformed into a fragile statue of Armstrong showing off his biceps. At the same time, Armstrong was also blasted away by the huge force, breaking the trunk of the mangrove tree in the sky and falling to the ground. , a big hole was created.

"Armstrong, are you okay?" Taking advantage of the dust and smoke caused by the fallen mangrove trunk crushing many buildings, Mastangu quickly put on his pyrotechnic gloves with cold eyes.

"Bah, it's okay." Armstrong endured the pain and spat out a mouthful of blood, "It's just that the bones in his arm were broken."

Finding that the mace had become a fragile statue that would shatter when blown by the wind, Kaido threw it away.

"Hahaha, this is really interesting. If you break my weapon, you are looking for death."

After Kaido smiled, his expression turned terrifyingly gloomy.

"This guy is a scorching hell." The ground cracked, and the sudden heavy air made it difficult for Mastangu to breathe. He gritted his teeth and roared, and thrust his arm, which shone like a red-hot iron block, deeply into the ground.The unimaginable fiery temperature, accompanied by the pungent rising smoke, baked fiery red spider web cracks on the ground. As it continued to spread, a low gurgling sound was heard, and the hot magma was billowing with black smoke. , gushing out

The heat is like a maggot attached to the bone. The red, scorching, terrifying temperature magma and the raging sea of ​​​​fire ignited all around, sweeping the heat towards Kaido overwhelmingly.

The "Golden Meri", which was making great progress, finally arrived at the Capital of Seven Waters, which can be said to be the beginning of Happy Dream.

After cheering for the magnificent sight of the Seven Waters City, they hurried into the cabin to discuss how to repair the "Golden Meri" on this island with a developed shipbuilding industry. When the Straw Hats heard the noise, they looked towards the ship that made the strange noise. Next to him, the burly Arthur was holding on to the guardrail and retching. The sound of stomach acid making him feel sore in the back of his neck.

"What's up with him"

Happy's food has been too good recently and he has eaten too much. He has a bit of indigestion. He doesn't want to move when lying down and is not in good spirits. "Don't worry about him. He is just dizzy and has arrived in the Capital of Seven Waters."

Seeing Luffy nod, Happy got up with difficulty, ran over and kicked Arthur, who was looking sluggish, with a smile on his face. "Well, because I owe money to a certain guy, we have to sneak to the island during this period. Thank you for taking me in."

After saying that, Happy took out a scroll from his pocket and handed it to Nami. He said rather reluctantly that it contained his phone number and his handsome selfie with signature. Nami and Robin had two beauties. If you need or miss him, please contact him at any time. Under the stunned gaze of the Straw Hats, Happy and Arthur walked towards the ship window, opened it and stepped out.

"You don't want to do it?" Liang Bu looked at Happy's movements and was horrified, and quickly wanted to stop him.

"Don't stop us. There is no end to the feast. Even if we get together for a short time, there is a deep friendship. I look forward to seeing you again." After Arthur jumped out of the window first, Happy finished speaking affectionately and gave a thumbs up. After leaving a cool figure, when he wanted to jump out as handsome as Arthur, he found that he was dragged down by his huge round belly and couldn't squeeze out of the window, and even got stuck.

He was dumbfounded, and so were the Straw Hats.

"Breathe in, suck hard, yes, push hard, push him out, hey, Sanji, don't kick him."

It took a few minutes to finally get this guy out, and he watched him fall into the sea with a hiss, and was picked up by a strong big shark. Arthur, who was riding a cute dolphin, waved to the Straw Hats. bid farewell.

Liangbu screamed when he thought of something. He quickly leaned out of the window, put his hand to his mouth, and shouted a scary word. "I didn't mean to stop you just now, but this is the sea. I saw a giant sea king emerging from that position before."

After everyone listened to Liangbu's words, Happy and Arthur looked at each other silently. They looked down and saw a huge shadow in the sea.

Two seconds later, a sea king creature burped, opened its big mouth and swallowed Arthur and Happy together with the sharks and dolphins. From the belly of a sea king creature, Happy's miserable wails were heard, mixed with... The cry for help is as desolate as it sounds.

"I got eaten again. Wow, wow, can't you make me look handsome again?"

"Brothers of the Straw Hats, save me."

The Straw Hats were silent for a while. Luffy had no expression on his face. He walked directly to the window and closed it. He said calmly and sanctimoniously: "I don't know anything. I don't know what happened."